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MrCrackles:
Hehehehe. . . .

See what I mean:

Ibime:
Azeez is no less that 26 years old. . . ask Allboyz who grew up on his street. . .

And I'm sure Allboyz is at least 32

Fergie doesnt know that he is chasing an adult not a youngster.
If only he knew his real age

Yes . . .I recommend Durex Featherlite

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5602560#msg5602560 date=1267384330]All this rant just cause you beat average? Na wa
A-40 lwkmd
Is it fair to say you are having an arsenalesque season?[/quote]I worked hard for that victory mehn

You people are hypocrites, when Chamo Athletic loses, y'all will be here foaming in the mouth like demented roos

"Uncle Chamo how far?", "Chamo has done it again", "I'm playing Chamo this week, 3 points guaranteed" etc.

I finally bagged my long awaited WIN and no one can even congratulate me or send complimentary cards. Mchew.


God bless the person I'm playing next . . . . .If I dont win, I'll retire!!!

Moyola:
Dhatz beta!

dis is even better

[quote author=cooldud62* link=topic=171707.msg5602288#msg5602288 date=1267379931]@ Chamo, sup man? na me o.[/quote]Shey Moyola lo so e mole ni, lati jo yi?

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]do you taste like chicken? i doubt it[/color]  

Trying is believing

Moyola:
Ikskus me?

[quote author=cooldud62* link=topic=171707.msg5602253#msg5602253 date=1267379457]olodo nie moyola[/quote]na u be dis?

Ibime:
^^^hehehe. . . A-40 is an idiot. . . he made a raft of substitutions this week, and 8 of them are ineligible next week! . . . by next week, he will be owing FPL 20 points. 

No wonder the nuccas dropping like a stone in the main league. . .how the mighty have fallen. . . . just few weeks ago, he was competing with Gateway!

I'll be waiting for his explanation

Moyola:
M washin BLU fim!
Yawryt Blu?

Please tell us summin that will surprise us

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]chatting and thinking of my next meal.
me hungry!! me want chicken!!! [/color]

You can eat me o

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=404953.msg5602197#msg5602197 date=1267378674]He's racking it up thick and fast. . . . . .but he must improve his tekkers.

P.S. I cannot believe Rafael has more club titles than Cesc Fabregas [/quote]

BlueDiva:
Congrats United.
A milk cup is still a cup.  

Thanks

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=404953.msg5602160#msg5602160 date=1267378186]So who is going to get further than us?

Since 2007, United have been the dominant club in the toughest league in the world.
They have just retained the Carling Cup. . . .Something that hasn't been achieved in the Premiership era and that hasn't been done in TWENTY YEARS.
When Ronaldo left this league, raving troglodytes like you told us the empire will fall. . . . .Looking back now, you must admit you have been a dolt![/quote]Sauron, how many assists does Valencia have now?
Please keep the record, I'll ask you for the total tally at the end of the season

Average 27 : 43 Chamo Athletic
TBOY1 FC 45 : 30 FC Borat
Lalaboi FC 30 : 39 KoKo Master FC
Reptilez FC 30 : 28 Bandely FC
Dapo FC 14 : 71 bad boys
Librans FC 40 : -4 Team Roc
MEND FC 41 : 17 SOOTING STARS
Eldee FC 37 : 56 TubabieFC
bammy f.c 51 : 3 Squode F C

Bloody hell, A-40 owes FPL 4 forking points
You debtor

MrCrackles:
Yes mate. . . .
You wont get the bath tub though so dont look forward to it. .

U scared?
I'll bath in my kitchen sink bruv . . . its big

MrCrackles:
Hehe. . . .
I will buy you a bath tub if Owen pops double figures!!!

Crackles, add one more to the tally . . . . . I told ya

Berbatov is the slowest striker in the forking premiership
Look how Dunne caught up with him

No need to panic . . . . game's just starting


GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OWENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=404953.msg5601289#msg5601289 date=1267366365]Rooney to break is tibia, fibula, humerus and femur and tear his tendons while breaking his metartasals and twisting his hamstrings. . .
Aston villa to win 3 - 1 in regulation time[/quote]He collect your wife abi wetin he do you?

Ibime:
Who has joined recently (apart from Terryfic). . . .let me know their names and Ill kick em out.

Yeah kick out everyone in the top 50

rasputinn:
No you shut the fucck up

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=400313.msg5598643#msg5598643 date=1267310996]Harmless stamp? Don't be ridiculous.
Mark Davies is crocked with no return date on his injury and that was due to Gallas' horrific tackle.[/quote]Mark Davies is already back playing, he was only out for a couple of weeks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAXAu7o_E5E&hl=en_GB&fs=1[/flash]

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Not good enough
https://www.speedtest.net/result/731458036.png

This is horrific
I hope he gets well soon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5nsj7gmtBI&hl=en_GB&fs=1[/flash]

bee444:
Rashidi Yekini is in Ibadan and runs his own hotel called LIBERTY MOTEL. Not a very big Motel but enough to put food on his table.

Address: LIBERTY MOTEL
Liberty Road,
Off Ring Road
Ibadan.

Single room: #2000
Double #3,200
Suit #3,800
Mini suit #3,500

Fan/Ac 2
baths 4
TV 4
Fridge 2

* Telephone number not yet updated

Yekini is available from 4pm

Are you Rashidi Yekini?
Cos it seems you know all the details.

Blimey! Rasheedi Yekini is on Nairaland.

Nowadays if women want a house they just get married and have your baby.

Nowadays if women want a house they just get married and have your baby.

Ibime:
Average is just the Average score of all the teams in FPL. . . Beware, he defeated MEND FC!

Okay but why cant I view his team?
Na ojoro be that now?