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Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Today? by chamotex(m): 11:49am On Feb 26, 2010
debosky:
Halleluyah for the Lord our God the Almighty reigns - the earth is full of His glory!
Boda Debosky, so you too come here . . . . . wonders!
Praiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise the Lord!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 11:42am On Feb 26, 2010
googles:
[size=13pt]^^^^  grin grin grin
and gala is the thing to use
i like it anyways the analogy speaks volume[/size]
Dont mind me . . . my cousin just landed from 9ja with loads of galas in stock.
I was munching on one when I was typing that comment and GBAM! the inspiration to use gala came.

Hope you understood my analogy sha?
You can see that the poster cant respond anymore . . . I've finished her bogus claims.
CASE DISMISSED!!
Romance › Re: Where Is Pweety For Me? by chamotex(m): 11:37am On Feb 26, 2010
madlady:
smiley Have you seen pweety4me yetcry cry cry
I've told you not to worry . . . she is in good hands.


P.S - she says hi 2 u
Romance › Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 11:26am On Feb 26, 2010
googles:
[size=13pt]^^^^^ grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
wat an analogy
gala ko meaty nee[/size]
I don tire mehn

I dont know how else to explain this missing condom shitzo
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Today? by chamotex(m): 11:22am On Feb 26, 2010
Lord, be Glorified
Romance › Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 11:19am On Feb 26, 2010
uchemummy:
Yes i agreed that nothing is wrong in giving a neighbour or a brother condom,afterall what are friends or neighbour for. My question is why did he replace it? he would have not replace it since he knows he gave it out.I think he is the one that used the condom without knowing that the girlfriend remarked it.
What is wrong in replenishing stock that is low or out of stock?
If he wants to get his freak on with his girl, is that when he should start running to the store to get some.
I like the dude, he has planned ahead. He is very pro-active

It coulda been anything apart from condom

Okay, say you have 3 galas, you gave 2 to your friends.
You then realised that by lunchtime, you'd be hungry and craving for those galas.
You simply replace it at that time not when you are bound to be HUNGRY. . . . .the store coulda been closed or you dont have the strenght to go out and buy gala at that time etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by chamotex(m): 10:51am On Feb 26, 2010
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=400313.msg5587816#msg5587816 date=1267144745]Lolz!! O ni fe te now. Barber l'oba clipper  grin[/quote]Ma fimi we Dauda, that boy aint got no swagger cheesy

40 baba, do you by any chance possess a UEFA 'A' badge? grin grin
You are a tactical genius grin grin


I like this one best:
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=400313.msg5583392#msg5583392 date=1267099722]3. Score first[/quote]Followed by this one:
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=400313.msg5583392#msg5583392 date=1267099722]1. Defend the throw (Neutralize Rory Delap)[/quote]Are you going to send the Akala brothers to go and chop off his hands? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: Best And Worst Marriage Advices by chamotex(m): 10:42am On Feb 26, 2010
netotse:
i wonder how many ppl got what chamo was saying. . .

@chamo
you will not kill me o. . .lmao
chaircover:
Dont mind Prof Chamo grin
@Netotse
Like Chaircover has said . . . . Dnt mind me o

That comment kinda shook me a little. I thought to myself, whick kain advice be that
I was about to say if she cant take in the morning and she also cant take it in the night . . . . . is she only going to be taking it in the afternoon?
Do I have to start rushing in from work to meet deadlines since she cant take it at night . . . . . .
. . . . . . . .until I saw her next line.
Romance › Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 10:30am On Feb 26, 2010
Ebonyeyes:
Well if you have a gf or fiance then yes that condom is licensed to one d.ck and kitty.
Ebony dint be too harsh.
Is there anything wrong in giving a condom or two to a friend in need?
Romance › Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 10:28am On Feb 26, 2010
essarios:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy its like saying one condom pack is only licensed to one di*ck
I tire oo
How many times have you been caught in a situation with a chick where u need rubber and quickly ask one of ur hommies close by "Abeg u get CD inside ur wallet"?

These things happen
Rap Battles › Re: **********WARCRAFT STATE OF MIND********* by chamotex(m): 10:24am On Feb 26, 2010
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=398532.msg5587619#msg5587619 date=1267141392]Clowning in the classroom reading Ikebe Super

Woke up at night just to watch some Basic Instinct
Twas the closest thing to mojo so i watched it solo[/quote]Were ni bobo yi sha grin grin grin grin grin


In short, I think I might have to do a remix . . . still got loads of stuffs I wanna talk about
Romance › Re: Missing Condom by chamotex(m): 10:12am On Feb 26, 2010
How can a missing condom ultimately mean that he is cheating?

For Fk sake, he coulda given them to anyone. . . I give my friends condoms, even girl friends.
I once had a neighbour that comes knocking on my door for condoms when her boyfriend comes to visit because her and her boyfriend were too shy to buy condoms in stores . . . . . . .as if its one big sin.

I help them most times when I'm high on stock . . . . and when stock is low, I tell her "No credit today, come 2moro".

A missing condom is not a legit evidence of someone cheating abeg.


NEXT CASE!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 11:17pm On Feb 25, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5587139#msg5587139 date=1267135976]MUST win games? It's going to be one hell of a ride.
Survival of the fittest - United's number one characteristic.
If only we had Hargo, Ando, Giggsy, Fabio and others fit. . . .

England might not even go to the WC.
Ashley Cole is crocked, Wayne Bridge can't be bovvered cos Terry slept with his babe.
Rio is not sure of his back, JT himself is out of form and Gibson's form is better than Gerrard.[/quote]grin grin Not good enough if u ask me

chic2pimp:
SCUMBAGS, HOW MARKET!!!! huh
https://i41.tinypic.com/15o78uo.jpg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 11:09pm On Feb 25, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5587081#msg5587081 date=1267135232]But that Senegalese geezer can FINISH!!!! His last goal for the reserves was Ruud-esque.

I don't want him to burn out yet.
Personally, i will rest Evra and Rooney. They have played too many games this season.

Let him reserve that energy for Milan, Chelsea, Liverpool and the big'uns in Europe.[/quote]I understand what you are saying but personally I dont think we are in a position to be resting KEY players.
All our games from now till the end of the season are MUST win games.

Let the tiredness affect England at the WC abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 10:55pm On Feb 25, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5587019#msg5587019 date=1267134419]Fergie might not start Rooney on Sunday.
Berbatov or Diouf might be the lone striker.[/quote]Diouf ke . . . . dont think he'll start him in that kinda game.
Rooney should start abeg. We dont have a midweek game after that.
Do you think Rooney needs resting?
That boy wants to play every game of every season.


I read a story sometime ago where he admitted begging refs when he was a youngster at Everton youth team to add more injury time all because he doesn't want games to end. grin
The boy can play for 2 hours if you let him.
Nairaland General › Re: Jjc In Town. Agberos I Throw Salute Oo by chamotex(m): 10:47pm On Feb 25, 2010
Do you want me to hook you up with one of the fine babes on here . . . . or u dont swing that way?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 10:42pm On Feb 25, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5586977#msg5586977 date=1267133803]I doubt Ferguson would play a 2-man midfield against Villa.
The absence of Hargreaves in our midfield means we are vulnerable in the middle of the pack against decent sides which was why Fergie invented the lone-striker role.
Berbatov will likely start from the bench. Park and Valencia to support Wazza with Carrick, Fletcher and Scholes completing the triumvirate in the midfield.
The defence picks itself. VDS--Rafael--Vidic--Evans and Evra.[/quote]I dont want to see Neville anywhere around the squad . . . not even at the hotel.
We have to WIN this cup. We need to make it our birthright.


Did you see Rooney's injury scare at training today?
Is Gibson high on guguru or what?
Celebrities › Re: Cheryl Cole 'ends Marriage With A Text Message by chamotex(m): 10:36pm On Feb 25, 2010
I'm sure John Terry will capitalize on this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 10:32pm On Feb 25, 2010
afrodoc:
Any ideas 4 d CC Final? I would luv 2 c VDS in goal,Rafael at RB,Vidic and Brown at CB,Evra at LB.then a midfield of Fletcher,Scholes and Gibson.Park and Valencia out wide supportin Rooney as d lone striker i.e 4-3-3. Has Nani ended his suspension? D bench shud hv Evans,Fabio,Berbatov,Owen and Nani (if eligible)
A midfield trio of Fletcher, Scholes and Gibson is disastrous against a team like Villa.
Replace Gibson with Carrick iff you are going for a 3 man midfield.
I will also replace Brown with Evans

Nani is still suspended
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 10:20pm On Feb 25, 2010
Afrodac, I get your point  . . . . .There should always be room for improvement.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5586828#msg5586828 date=1267131748]How do we set up against Aston Villa?[/quote]We haven't got much options in midfield so I think we should match them like-for-like.
It's a neutral venue

               VDS

Rafael  Vida    Evans  Evra


Valencia   Fletcher   Carrick   Park


      Rooney    Berbatov



But I have a feeling Villa will play a 4-5-1 formation
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 9:56pm On Feb 25, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5586744#msg5586744 date=1267130530]Premierleague.com statistics are rubbish.
Never ever believe in em.
They want us to believe Rafael is taller than VDS. cheesy[/quote]So I should believe in Complete Sports or Vanguard? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 9:34pm On Feb 25, 2010
afrodoc:
Chamotex accordin 2 Espnsoccernet Giggs has one assist more than Valencia in d EPL.
http://www.premierleague.com/page/Statistics/0,,12306,00.html

They both have 9

afrodoc:
Dts not d issue howeva,d issue is Valencia isnt d finishd product yet.he has 2 b proactive in his game 2 work on his game and lift it 2 d nxt level.he would b more deadly if he added a left foot and thru passes 2 his game NOT tryin 2 go outside all d tym.i tell u sooner or later he wuld b found especially against quick,smart FBs lyk A.Cole.even George Best(d 5th Beatle workd on his weaker foot!
I'm not saying he shouldn't.
We are saying the same thing.
But until he does the improvement he should stop cutting in on his right.

The other point I was making is that there is no need for him to cut to his left side to look unpredictable.
Valencia has been in the PL for more than 3 years now . . . . are you saying fullkbacks dont know him already?
They know he's going to bump down on his right but most still cant handle him cos of the pace.
He still gets past and make assists.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by chamotex(m): 9:22pm On Feb 25, 2010
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=400313.msg5583392#msg5583392 date=1267099722]On the Stoke tip ma take is this: There are certain games on certain grounds at certain times of a season that if you win you know deep down in your heart that this could be your season and the Stoke game is one of them another such game is at St Andrews but that aside we have to play hard and most importantly play smart!! If Arsene Wenger knows anything about coaching i'd want to believe he has been drilling the boys all week on how to defend Rory Delap's ballistic missiles. No amount of youth policy or elapsed time would win us trophies if we dont learn to correct basic mistakes

A-40's Winning Keys
1. Defend the throw (Neutralize Rory Delap)
2. Avoid conceding an early goal
3. Score first
4. Set the tone and get physical
5. Concentrate, Concentrate, Concentrate[/quote]See tactics ahn ahn . . . u fit use earphone check heartbeat or u fit use perfume kill mosquito.
Oga Wenger
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 8:45pm On Feb 25, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5586411#msg5586411 date=1267126605]Any more query? grin[/quote]Yes grin
Are you telling me that assist by Valencia in Milan is the only one he has outside the PL?
Please do more research cheesy


CS . . . . Charity fuckin[i]g[/i] Shield
That assist is for Charity mehn cheesy cheesy
Music/Radio › Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by chamotex(m): 8:34pm On Feb 25, 2010
eldee:
He obviously hasn't heard of Manny Pac-man grin grin
Pacquiao cant rap now grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: Favourite Rap Lines By Nigerian Rappers by chamotex(m): 8:30pm On Feb 25, 2010
Terry Da Rapman -

If u went to the Phillipines, u wont see a man iller (Manilla) cool cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 8:20pm On Feb 25, 2010
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5586298#msg5586298 date=1267125460]Nah, Giggsy leads the table in all competitions with 11 assists.
9 in the EPL, 1 in the UCL and 1 in the CS. grin[/quote]Source please? grin

If Valencia has 9 in the premier league, I can remember he set up a couple also in th e CL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by chamotex(m): 8:12pm On Feb 25, 2010
afrodoc:
Giggs leads d assist chart 4 ManU in d EPL.i'm not sayin Valencia isnt doin well BUT he can do beta.and pls dont compare him 2 Lennon,there's pace and there's PACE! Plus Lennon is less predictable and he gas actualy playd (and well too) 4 Tott on d left wing.didnt he score a left footed blinder against chelsea once? Wt i'm sayin is 4 Valencia 2 reach d nxt level he has 2 improve his game(both rt and lt)
No, Giggs and Valencia are both tied with 9 assists in the Premier League.

In all competition - Valencia is leading the assist table.
Celebrities › Re: Cheryl Cole 'ends Marriage With A Text Message by chamotex(m): 7:48pm On Feb 25, 2010
Enough is enough. . .
Cheryl i tolf you, you shoulda stayed with moi. . . Cool
Ashley is a dog. . .
Iyanma embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by chamotex(m): 11:30pm On Feb 24, 2010
debosky:
Cech out injured?

This might be the beginning of the end of Chelski's title tilt this season.
I dont think it will affect them at all.
Hilario can hold his own . . . he's proven it before
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Inter Milan Vs Chelsea [2 - 1] On Wed, 24 Feb by chamotex(m): 10:07pm On Feb 24, 2010
FBS:
KALOUUUUUUUUUUU

Sanboriboboooooo
rasputinn:
CAMBIASOOOOOOO

Sanbaribabaaaaaaa

grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin

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