₦airaland Forum

MrCrackles:
Haba Danke, u dey kindergaten or wetin be this naw!

me i don wash my hand comot for that woman case . . . . . she no dey tire

put out your frustration on your journal and tear it into shreds

I'm suspecting this guy is that Jcob dude

He knows alot about most people here

mrghost:
You’re making the rest of us look bad! You must be a total player!”

Speak for yourself bro!

MrCrackles:
what it do bruv

cold outhere manna

northern line is a muthafucka!

wetin do u? u want comot?

I don't rely on those shitty trains man! They can mess u up big time.

The guy is a flipping player

MrCrackles:
Meanwhile Chamotex, i know a couple of rent boys in Clapham Common who would be willing to do homo-wedding to get you a permanent residency

Brash, there was this guy at the business section yesterday. He said he could help you get an European Passport in 3 months.

He said "A Trial will convince you"  

You better go back to that thread now and sort yourself out. It's for your own good o

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=201456.msg3155723#msg3155723 date=1227917880]_{*Takes out journal*}[/quote]ahn ahn, you no dey tire!

Missy B:
How many times will I tell you I'm 12??
Stop comparing me with Mumsi!!! Compare me with your 10, 11, 12 yr old gurlfriends.
_{If you're anything near charming . . .I'm Obama's wife.
Charming toad ko . . . Charming rat ni.}

12 ke! Paedophilia is a serious crime o.
but don't worry sha, I'm a very patient person, I'll wait.

MrCrackles:
Tope i hope you have sorted out your papers, i know your visit visa has expired since 2001

Chamotex, your au pair visa has expired since 2005

IBK your transit visa is not eligible to work with in a chicken factory in Croydon


Debosky, i know you must be shitting yourself naw as per you came via Calais in a tomato lorry

You guys have been warned, immigration is on the prowl and they would weed you guys out!

Blad my sister works at the Home Office, they've been looking for u for 10 years

You ca't run forever . . . . . It's best you surrender now

Remember say "One day bushmeat go catch the hunter"

P.S - Brash how u take enter UK? Atlantic or Pacific Ocean (African Michael Phelps)

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=201643.msg3155724#msg3155724 date=1227917892]He is innocent. . . . . .His finger prints got processed and he came out CLEAN.
That was why they couldn't detain him. . . . . .These peops pay taxes and they do the dirty work.
English peops won't clean nada. . . . . .They prefer going on DSS to claim their giro every week.
If UK deport all the illegal immigrants in their country, the economy would paralyse(thats OFFICIAL).
They shoulda let the Naija man go back to his job and continue paying his tax and NI contribution.[/quote]That finger print was to check for any criminal record though

DavidDylan:
He's lying. Its a trick to perhaps seek assylum . . . why didnt he declare this when he first landed in the UK?
Working as a cleaner . . . for how long?

That's exactly the option they gave him.

But the Immigration officer said realistically, his assylum application will fail cuzz that reason is not solid enough, which is true.

Missy B:
*Beyounce's man told me I'm hotter than her*
You see . . . Me too can dream!!

Your dream is not realistic jor!

But you are hot like fiyah though.

I loff u like my mother

Sisi Jinx:
Lmao! Innocent Naija man? Ay!

Seriously though. . . this is someone's father and husband oh!

It's sad!

The guy allegedly sold his family house/land. That's not a good father/husband to me.

Thats if its true though

Missy B:
In your li2 mind . . . . You feel you're one of 'em??

i am not one of them miss . . . . . I am "it"

Charm = [b]Charm[/b]otex . . . . . . .figure it out

tope2000:
People still do that nonsense

Tope swear that you will not leave me

The Don, wetin u dey talk. I no understand you o

I actually watxhed this show, I think it was last week.

Apparently he sold his family house/land to buy the ticket to come to the UK.

He said if he goes back to Naija, his family will kill him.

They couldn't deport him at that time though cuzz they couldn't find his passport. He told them he's sent it back to Naija.

I dey hail o

shegirl71:
Now this is nice,and truely makes sense.

I rank 3.

Thanks jare

I guess I need to improve

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200489.msg3155576#msg3155576 date=1227915723]Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . .Chamotex spitting bars. Punjabi and Laden??
U would be shot in India if u spit that. [/quote]LMAO  It's been a while Sauron, I aint done this since college dayz.

tope2000:
Lmao
I like tho
3.5/5

3.5/5 . . . .that's not bad

Thanks jare, at least someone appreciates the effort.


_{I'm feeling in the mood now o}

Chei, Ruby don old o

I'm a bit rusty y'all . . . . but check this out


Wish you never got me started
Chamotex, yeah he's cold hearted
The next great, check mate, I take ya chest piece
I flex great, while you have no tricks like sex free
Terrorizing Nairalanders like Osama Bin Laden
Spits so fast like Mr. Patel but I aint speaking Punjabi
Chaos time, and flow cataclysmic,
Smile in my face when I talk pessimistic
My flow 'so sick' even Ne-yo couldn't con-test it
All you dudes are size zeros, y'all look anorexic
I bring flames to the game, y'all staring and surprised
Get the message wit my AIM like American online
Haters need to go back to the flipping circus
Get your outfits and start running round in circles
I hunt down preys but never been a hunter
The swagga's mine cuzz I never left it on the corner

let me drop something. I'm feeling tempted

'sup b?

I'm feeling like dropping a couple rhymes

Saucekid - I cant feel ma face

I'm not too sure whether to drop my bars on this thread.
It's been a while but the talent's always been there.


Peace y'all

inbox:
chamotex, please no intruders
i am having a bedrm talk with ma baby

ahn ahn o ti sare binu ni yen o

You are doing a good job. Abeg help me lock Tope down for here, make I go dey run things for the other side.

Her wahala too much.

she's ma sista

Banky W - Ebute meta - meta - meta eh eh eh

Baba Fryo - Denge Pose

That's the rule of the game.

nawa o, so na here Tope dey karmakazee