₦airaland Forum

No We Ain't Hooligans,
Just Young And Talented Nubians,
With Potential And Promise,
Inovative Young Masterminds Like Sean Wallis.
We Need Role Models,
So Youngers Know Are Sucess It Is.
Thats Why I Feel Boom Inside When I See A Black Man Like Tim Campbell Can Win The Apprentice.
But When Swiss Made Cry,
I Aint Gonna Lie I Could have Cried.

Thats Bashy right?
Black boy/man or something like that

clemcykul:
please stand up, uve dirtied the xmas shirt

Dr Kitaun:
u mean like once debe ever debe ?

Exactly oooo

i dont blame the guy too much. He has tasted it before and he knows the thing is sweet like tropicana. So he wants to debe debe like my man Dr Kituan said for the last time.

maybe the guy wants to dobo for the last time

Queenisha:
where did they get those people from?
I've seen toads put up a better performance

i really do not know mehn!!!!!! im still rolling on the floor trying to catch some breath

Has anyone seen this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdNm4zY7QG0&feature=related

this is 1 of the funniest S**t have ever seen

You make me wonder o Baba, I wonder!!

Thank u so much Lord Jesus!!!1

u dont have to go on top girl

just let him take u from behind, every other thing will happen automatically

4 Play:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?xml=/sport/2008/07/14/ufnbentley214.xml

I think we have been ripped off again.£28m for a 27 year old is crazy money.

thats just pure newspaper speculation, this was the same paper that said Ronaldo would be a Real player by 7th of July!!!!

he jumped inside well, come ask for 100k

ti e ti ba

that is a crime on on its own, BLACKMAIL!!!!!

lady u:
i tell u say i no go house i go house naw but i later come back for medical check up to check if i get breast cancer ,so that him go use him eyes see wella
who go see sugar say na bitter leaf e want? abeg i see d fine bobo,grab am o jare

_{*shakes head*}

games that women play
but i no blame the guy sha. The guy see breast, he fall in str8.
but if it was me, i'll just do all the assessment on your breast and tell u to get out!!!

You be the aggressive type, i like that. nothin do u jo

Hannibal:
I hope and pray this deal does not go through.
How can we flipping pay 28 million for Berbatov?? Is SAF spending some drug money here?
This Bulgarian was bought 10 milla some few years ago and now SAF want to cough a staggering 28 million quid??
It makes no economic sense at all because in the next 2-3 years, he would decline and United would have to look for anutha striker.

dont worry urself too much. I dont think it will happen (not for that price anyways)

lady u:
i know say your eyes go surely catch my reply

anyways naim be d doctor wey treat me

your ojukokoro eye no comot for him body abi

after he treat u finish, ni be say u suppose dey go house

or u just decided to repay him for the magical treatment

he be like say me sef go be doctor o

lady u:
i met mine in d hospital

Really? How did that happen

He was the doctor and you were the patient

ibkaye:
what is there not to like about farm?

the guy is lookin for love and u tellin him to go to the farm

na chicken he want marry?

action speaks louder than words abeg!

its not what u say, its how u say it, na ur body language be the KOKO!!!!

ibkaye:
FARM!

what is it with u and farm?

u get farm abi u dey run poultry?

LASIEFAIRE:
Lil Wayne - Mr. Carter

Yep Gee!!!!

Sick Track!!!!

Brain!!! what Brain?

Yoruba - mo fe dobo

lalaboi:
yeh mahn!

the son is cool but these UK kids are just 1 hit wonders man

u're probably never gonna hear from him again

lalaboi:
ehn! lol



listen to my lyrics, thats why i wrote this song
so u can be influenced and stand there strong
everybody's human, and everybody is equall
so dnt listen to nobody cus everybody is people

stay with me, dnt sleep too soon
angels can wait for a moment!

Ironik - Stay with me

I got summer hating on me cause I'm hotter than the sun
Got spring hating on me cause I aint never sprung
Winter hating on me cause I'm colder than y'all
And I would never, I would never, I would never fall
I'm being hated by the season's
So f**k y'all who hating for no reason

Hannibal:
Time:04.36 am.
Date: 26/06/2008
Venue:Allen Avenue, Ikeja.

Hotfunmi: How far?
Hannibal: Do i know u?
***Hannibal looks at the vagrant saying hi, she was dressed like an Idumota tomato seller.

Hotfunmi: I don't know u but i love your ride and i think we should spend the night together.
Hannibal: Can u step back a bit??, Your body odour will make me lose my appetite.
Hotfunmi: Sorry sir, my name is Funmi, i am 38 years of age,Born in Ilesha and prostitution is my God-given talent.
Hannibal: Excuse me? I don't patronise whores. . . .Get lost and don't wreck this lovely evening for me.

Hotfunmi: Oga, u have to patronise me tonight. Look at the time. There's no market and i must pay rent and other bills.
Hannibal: Go and steal. Better still, find anutha job. At your age, u should be a mother and not a filthy LovePeddler.
Hotfunmi: I have been in 6 marriages, none of em worked so prostitution seems the only way for me.
Hannibal: ***Sighs*** Story of ma life.

Hotfunmi: Oga, find me something na. . . .even if u no wan DO.
Hannibal: Get lost!!!
Hotfunmi: Love your neighbor as thyself.
Hannibal: You are not my neighbour, u are a flaming LovePeddler.

Hotfunmi: I go cry o. . . .
Hannibal: Go ahead.
Hotfunmi: It's not fair o, God loves a cheerful giver.
Hannibal: Shut up u CUNT!!!
****Hannibal walked back to his car and drove off****************

lol!!!

Gamine:
I can't believe a Nigerian Guy got scammed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by a WHITE CHICK

abeg i have to give it up for the girl o!

no i doubt he is a 9ja boi!

If he is, he should be whipped mercilessly  

neonet:
Did you guys know why i trusted the White chic? Apart from the teddy that she sent to me, i sent a friend of mine living in Atlanta Georgia to meet her and talk to her. He saw her briefly(in a parking lot).They both exchange numbers(The phone number that she usually use in calling me) and they both parted ways.Since then, my friend has not set his eyes on her.Well, $400 is a just a peanut to me! oneday, she will be caught!!!!!

oh boy,send that money come ma side too now, but me i no go give u teddy bear sha o!!

davidylan:
Not really . . . he can save the cost of buying a new pillow by using the teddy bear.

did u all notice that he had actually sent the $400 b4 the girl sent the teddy bear  

the girl was even nice sef, it could be true love