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Some people no dey pity them selves, without telling mama P to opt out of this trip, she should even be the one to suggest it... Cos she should not be shown to the international community.

lovelyronke20: Nope

Eyah, better luck next time.. I will do an online walkout app very soon.. Maybe you should find a walkout partner around ur area..

lovelyronke20: U could help me ask him for the workout stuff

Would you be able to be making it to the national stadium, cos thats where they meet. Before I start making enquiries..

lovelyronke20: do u know any of the athletes personally?

Nope, I face music, but if you mean getting a trainer, I knw a coach who specialize on long distance race, I could ask him if he knows a coach that trains people for 100-200m if you want.

Give us a clue jor, is she a musician or an actress...?

ModoetForma: Guy na true o, make I even pity the nonsense op small and take hin warning seriously. E be like sey na hin papa wan do the suicide bombing today and u know sey if papa don ready to die, hin go tell him pikin. E be like sey this nonsense op don know wetin go shele today o.

Na so o, so abeg jst keep off small..

I just hope the lady did not really say this orelse she need one good slap to take hold body for this silly defence she came up with..

pinkguy: my brother u done take igbo again abi ,u forget say na the same papa we get , pls do dey come house before u go mad

Abeg go check ur brother for where una dey smoke, I'm not ur brother, I knw u made a mistake, so no offence taken.

Thats why some people deserve to die, you should @least wait till d end of the day before coming back to insult the OP. I dnt take warnings like this lightly. You no knw maybe the OP papa na Bokoharam..

The only country weh wan try make sense for the list sef Georgia, their capital sef don dey warn you already, Bilisi which means trouble in Yoruba...

IAMBREEZY: hay Lad are you high on Ebola or what? When did you see me open frivolous threads on NL,do you think i'm that jobless, you niggaz including that plonker should stay off my lane or else......

Sorry, I just went through your profile and found out that you are not the guy, the guy is far more useless than you.

lovelyronke20: I will run the 400m for Nigeria in some years, by God's grace.

I hope you've started training already...

goshap: speaker englis. moral of the story . don flatter yourself , you never were worth it. but you kool duo, i xpected you to flair up.

Worth what..? Du sprichst quatsch.. And why should I flair up when I'm jst helping you waste ur time on NL.

I no even know wetin I find enter this thread, na Oga Joe people full here...

goshap: lets play a game. imma try and pick up here on nairaland. if you could successfully keep your pants on when im done. you win.


and ooh!, imma need to see ur backside, so imma judge if your worth it.

I no play Gay game uuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Alakoba eleri'bu...

Airforce1: Hehehehehehe





@the bolded

That must be IAMBREEZY

He's so fulla shiit

Thanks Boss, na the guy be that.

E be like say this people no dey hear word. Sebi una see how army kill 3sons of the sheik after protesting in support of palestine, make anybody no come start to cry say GEJ don kill hin pikin o. I dnt knw why some grown ups go dey behave as if them dey crase.

GreyBlood:
I don die for laughter

Also add missyuzedo, youngwizzy abi na wetin sef and plenty of those half-baked bloggers that lure pple to their tasteless blogs with such title as: "see what dis lagos big girl posted on facebook", "shocking:boyfriend leaked video of her sugar mummy while making love", "dis ghanaian girl mistakenly sent her naked video to her lecturer" etc...Mosttimes I just tire for Trending topics o.

Like seriously, one hediot come even join them now, can't remember his name, na that guy worse pass. Once you see missyuzedo threads, you won't even be tempted to open cos they always sounds silly from the onset. I marked that youngwizzy too after opening his threads like twice..

SpaceGoat: Ebola virus !!! help me!!! am nigeria !! https://www.nairaland.com/1836892/friend-girlfriend-get-ebola-virus

I don mark ur name alongside Andyblaze, nothing go make me open una thread. And na that Ebola go kill ur girlfriend.

If you see the machine weh dey under some of this "virgins" you go faint.

See girls weh dey claim virgin dey snap pornopix...

goshap: don't flatter yourself,sily pickup line.

Lemme guess, one of his friends..?

Those boys looks too innocent to be as crazy as their father.

heatmeup: he is still on pre contract

He can always sign the contract as a minor, then sign an improved contract when he turns 18, abi 17yrs old no dey play for premiership..?

All this celebs weh deh insult government, na them worse pass. Jst Imagine if GEJ should do this, na people like Stella go first enter twitter ...

Nacho, pls jst continue giving me that good news, I need it.

Op, abeg you get sauce..?

Good, cos when protest disturb mama P' too much now, she go jst dey scatter grammar. Make she no go add injury to our insult in a foreign land.

Bascards....! You did not remember to protest against bokoharam in ur own backyard, but you remember to protest in solidarity with Palestinians, sebi na 3sons of una Imam them still kill, maybe na 5 of ur own sons them go fire nxt, sebi una sabi born plenty pikin.

I met a guy some months back, he told me Joe Blue is his friend, you need nobody to tell you this guy is gay. He told me to come to their rehearsals. After the show, I was talking with a friend outside, the guy jst fly come from nowhere and said
Gay-"so you don't want to wait for me..?"
I was like, is this guy OK.
Me-"are we going same way..?"
Gay-"hmmm, where do you live" I told him, unfortunately for me we are going almost same way, but we have 2bus-stops btw us and he would be dropping first.
Gay-"we are going same way, lets go together"
ME-"aaaaah, I'm treking home"
Gay-"ok, lets trek then"
Me-"I also have to see a friend in the next street before going home"
Gay-"really..?"
Me-"yea."
Gay-"Ok, can I have ur number..?"
I gave him my number, the guy would call to remind me of their rehearsals and would not forget to say Oga Joe is coming, I go laf say this 2gays wan spoil my yansh, I no even knw say them plenty. Maybe I should even call the guy to ask if Oga Joe still dey come the rehearsals.

Joe, leave mata for mathias, you say U don change, and you no wan get girlfriend, na asexual you change to..? Guy, YOU BE GAY....!!!

The guy know that we know, so he wants to divert our attention. Psiayi, e no go work.

I still dey wait for that Omolayo from last project fame to come and confess...

INNOisBACK: Clown! You have changed indeed! Anyways. Make i no talk!!!
Dude's a coward! Das all

You must be one of his friends...

Going by bible standards, this guy would still make heaven.



And by the way, have I said I love his job..? But I would be stinkingly rich if I should be in his shoes, why would I be eliminating thrillionaires and still have no properties, hell no, na pay as I kill, afterall I would be doing this Country a big favour by doing my job.


And the Abacha family owes him nothing, he forgot to make hay while the sunshine, the man was just too busy killing that he forgot to secure his future, had it been he has money, why would he be returning from farm when he should be returning from USA abi UK.