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Dayvhid: bin dere done dat she evin tld me dat sme pple ar haterz sending har anonymous messages that why don't they tel har to har face.

Then you will have to start doing somethings like moving ur nose away from the direction of her mouth, do things that would make her know you are avoiding her breath orelse she go just dig hole for ur heart if you inhale too much of her breath.

But on the other hand why will someone think people sending her such msgs are haters... People dey o.

Very simple, since you see her everyday, lets assume you have her number. Go get a new sim card, you can get that for #100 or for free if you are lucky.
Then send her an anonymous text, construct the text in a way that would not link it to you, I dnt want to teach you what to say, but you can start by telling her you think she's too bautiful to have mouth odour, thats why you just have to go the xtra mile to get her number, make sure you cut the sim after the msg, and dnt look suspicious when next you see her. I know she will never tell anyone she recieved such text, she will just work on herself privately.

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Na true o, na the whole Nigeria beg Bros' Yobo to retire he still no gree until he make sure say he by force enter that 100 cap mark, crowning it with a nice own goal, see as this guy just retired when no one was expecting him to, cos he's still on top of his game if you ask me, with 113caps, all I can say is 'thank you Mr Lahm' for not being selfish.

God bless TB Jo', though I've never been to his church and I hope I will never have a reason to be there, but He's a true evengelist, cos He will do anything for the gospel.


@least our Evangelists are doing world class crusades with picture/video evidence to show us unlike our artists that tour 19 countries on pages of newspaper without even picture evidence.

The third world war would definately be religious war cos this people will push the world Christians to turn against them if they carry out this threat.

Why Alariwo come dey face all this na, na only you Calabar girls rape now them don dey use gun test ur life, bros' U go need deliverance.

No place is safe anymore, the creator knows what the cause of our death will be, some government have warned their citizens not to visit Nigeria because of Boko Haram, but in reality, no place is safe anymore.

Wirklich...! Anyway its either you use your acting fame to warm rich beds or go into politics or do both. Goodluck.

anago1000: winners kwa? a fvxkhead from the backwater of slaughterhouse. your morning, day and eternity is already bad and bad will it be till the end of time.

I wish I can say I'm feeling your pain, but I'm not because I've never been in ur shoe, but when man begin swear, then something don dey pain am, you will have to go make a sacrifice on that rock where you hit ur head from birth, maybe ur life will change. I know ur family would have given up on you by now.

anago1000: story of the life of all the losers in your lineage.

I come from the lineage of winners, but its now clear you come from the lineage of la-losers. I don't need to say Goodmorning, cos I can see you are already having a bad morning or bad day perhaps..

anago1000: fvckhard loser, the descriptions are for the knucklehead that belch you out while climbing a rock, rumour had you came out head first and hit your head on the rock stone. that the sole reason for your mental reta....rdation.

Now that sounds more like the story of ur life.

fyneguy: Bros, wetin u dey find under water?

He wan confirm say mami water is real..

The Agbaya don forget say him too never wed. Thats just the best way to pay back.

anago1000: animalistic osu, claim your cursed aetiology joor. damn!!!! your shytehead mother with buckteeth, k-leg and hydrocephalus head, with veggies that smell so bad that makes rotten salmon smell like world most expensive cologne. scamp before I disembowel you. asheire.

Eyah, reading all this makes me pity your mother more, she must be going through alot. RIP to her, she really needs it.

anago1000: animalistic fvcktard sired by worms and bonono. I curse the day the utter useless spermatozoa flaggelate the overstretched ovary of the village bmx bicycle that belch you out of her smelly cu....nt.

I did'nt ask for the history of how you were born Sir. And if ur momma has a smelly C**nt don't discuss it here on a public forum.

anago1000: more to lose how how many Hausas get decent house in alaigbo compared to the houses and businesses of nwokes and nwanye up north. you must be high on excessive smoke of your own pubic hair.

Yea, same way ur papa dey get high on ur mama pubic hair.

Does the 2weeks ultimatum includes returning all northerners back to their square root from all other regions of the federation..? I've always thought this Arewa people have common sense, they have more to loose.

CFCfan: Come to Nollywood

To come do wetin..?

Even on rag day, I no fit wait for this kyn person, the guy come ugly sef.

bruno419: get a life

So you think you have a life..(?)pls dnt mind d question.
Just don't bother quoting me, I dnt even know why I'm replying you.

bruno419: if u think say 419 easy go try am!

@least you gree say you be 419.

lovelyronke20: I think Rusev will lose on sunday

If Rusev will win or not the people fixing the match knows who is winning.

bruno419: must u quote meu no get handwork o

Me I get hand work, I don see say ur own handwork na 419 since U don take ur hand write am.

bruno419: I smell racism...wat of Adaeze yobo

Ogbeni, if you no see her there, you too do ur own top10 jare, I jst hate when people smell rubbish(racism).

I know Eto and Kanu wives are beautiful than most of this ladies, but the list is the Op's opinion, though na copy and paste.

Nicepoker: wit that u pre matured d1ck?

With this pre matured d1ck, I fit double the population of ur family.

BodyKiss: You should shut up. He's being honestly and at the same time acknowledging Mess's performance.

When you cry finish, you go follow Maradona go collect the award from Messi...

Wait make she confirm maybe ur husband don die true true..

Maradona should just shut up already. He can start giving out his own awards, players would be happy to recieve it from him. After all his ranting, he forgot to say who should have won it.

So much records, I trust my country to show face for the wrong reasons...
I knw I added @least 10tweets to the tweet that broke records #Bra Vs #Ger..

I no fit go this kyn country o, but if I should find myslef there, I would even delete the bible app weh dey my phone.

Father Abraham has many sons
Many sons hat father Abraham
I am one of them, and so are you
So let us praise the lord.


Abeg, I wan piss..


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