₦airaland Forum

See fin like spikes.

The fish no go sweet.

OlawaleBammie:
wait, baba abeg come

Abeg show me the thread where dem burst am if its tru.

SMH...

Silentgroper:
Playful? .. Yes.


confused - no

**Chuckles** ok oo..

The next minute now you throw bomb but be rest assured I won't hesitate to give it back to you in quantum.

Silentgroper:
Do u want to share me with other girls on d forum.. Dem go dey rush me o if i post am o.

Wait.. on a more serious note. Are you like this in real life? I mean.... Confused??

Tkia.

Silentgroper:
Baby.. Lets get married so i can buy real phones like iphones instead of this dummy phones..

Post your own iphone first.

franciskaine:
what's d phone model?

OPPO A16K.

OlawaleBammie:
hmm, wahala with all these our over religious fellas. Everything with them is always boring, more reason i prefer to sit on the fence


Any small tin now Blood of Jesus don enter. So na my mouth go make u no enter evun abi

Nope. You are the boring one who used two pages, asking my tribe.

Your monotonous questions have been boring all along.

OlawaleBammie:
there would always be gulf in difference between man and woman and this is one of the evidences.


Men/guys would never take offense in what i said up there, but here u turned it to fight.

Just ordinary play ooh, something that men would just laff off.

I know you meant it for jokes and I also joked with you but you're now taking offence. Why not see as a joke?

By the way, there are things you don't joke with cos there's power in the tongue. The bible also condemns all forms of jestings and mockery. So, let's be careful what we joke with before it becomes ones reality. That is why I'll always counter and cancel every negative words; jokes or no not.

OBALOLA55:
WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME ON YOUR FELLOW MAN, ABI YOU BE GAY

MUMU.

OlawaleBammie:
U can not enter heaven.

Ok let me bribe you, say ur price...

Ki lon se eleyi?
Abi o yo?

Na you no go enter heaven. Me I don dey sitted in Christ Jesus in heaven already.

Acidosis:
You can't ruin my type baby girl

Don't stress it jare. You didn't mail him because he didn't offer money. Many people tried to help but you stood your ground (money or nothing).

Someone here jokingly told you to make connections on Nairaland but your adamant self responded in the most distasteful and irresponsible manner, as always.

I don't want to imagine your relationship with people in the real world.

My last advice for you would be to close this akkant cos as it is, e don cast.

See how hard you're trying to make sense but still ended up sounding dumber with no clear cut direction of thoughts and ideas.

Please, try harder next time.

The world has entered the church. Randy men everywhere.

See the kind local Brothers wey full there self. That one with his jalopy shoes and baggy trousers or the one forming corporate with his alajor shomolu suit.

OlawaleBammie:
ok wait, se yoruba ni e?

Ki nií.?? Fi mi le lorun tori olorun..

Ani mi o sofun e se. Oo je Simi?...

Acidosis:
Omo, dem wash the dude with hypo for real. Someone that desperate can ruin his life.

You don come again?
Did I ruin you in the past?

If I'm desperate like you claimed, won't I grab the offer to mail him Immediately he mentioned it? Or common sense did not tell you that?

Anyways, no need blaming common sense here because it's you who have eluded common sense.

Think before you talk.

OlawaleBammie:
Omo naija ni e mo mo, but se eru n ba e lati daruko eya e ni??

Ok, abi eru n ba e? Toba ribee boya ki o delete evleyin igba tooba ti sofunmi tan. Sugbon ridaju pe moti ka ki o to se bee.


See, a don taya to dey type yoruba o, d tin dey hard me. Saa sofunmi nkan ti mo bere lowo e.

Hahahaaa.. o sese bere.

I ain't telling you natin. Believe what you want.

OlawaleBammie:
Lol, kini mofe fi yi e lara ju ola lo??

And kini ofe se laaro satide?? Se o fo ju aso lo ni??

Abi aaro yii lofe deactivati akanti e ni?



Omo ilu wo ni e joo?

Ibéérè.

Well... Mi o kò olá. So, o le fi yi mi Lara, ko tun fi Yi mi ka.

Omo Naija ni mi. Gbagbe alaye iyoku.

GrandfinaIe2021:
maybe that's a man behind the handle

You see now. Was still replying your question thinking you're different and here you are proving me wrong.

Wetin dey worry una with silly assumptions on this forum na? Atoh!

GrandfinaIe2021:
what is the issue between you and the moniker waist.bead?
Why is she trolling you often and did you scam her or something?

Oh.. is that moniker a she? Never knew.

Seriously, I don't know her.

Scam?? Please I'm not a scam, never scammed anyone otherwise create a thread asking if I've scammed anyone let that fellow come and say.

I don't even know anyone here.

Corporate2020:
This lazy youth with no future ambition is so full of his empty self. Who invited you here in the first instance? My friend, you can go to hell

Hm... Depression is real.

Better that way before he becomes frustrated like one crab here.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Good and pls ignore the disgusting trolls.. enjoy..

Ok, dear. I will.

Enjoy your weekend.

OlawaleBammie:
Ewo de ni ako bayii

Oode soro?

Mo serious.

Wo.. ma fi tie yin mi Lara. Ose aaro satide.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Press the power button which is on right side for a long time...then two icon or so is gonna display..just swipe down..

Yeah, I've seen the black strip icon with restart and off buttons on it.

Thanks fernandez.
I sight you. .

Owologbo:
just apply a little pressure on the power button until the logo comes out, release and swap down to power off.
I use oppo too.

Yeah, I finally did it and it came up. So seen.

Thanks a lot for taking out time to help. You are the real niggar.
I appreciate.

phemmyfour:
Go n buy the original

Wetin dey worry this one?

franciskaine:
u av to snap the sides of the phone for us to see.

I can't cos my other phone is been down since I got this. The charging point is bad and I haven't gotten around to charging it because no desktop otherwise, that's what I would have used to snap the side like you said.

OlawaleBammie:
Soro nau!

Se egun ni e ni abi ajashe?

Pele o. CID.

OlawaleBammie:
sebi egun ni e??

Egungun nií.

Zonefree:
Cutehector, in your desperation to get kpekus, see how this low mentality vagina wash you with hypo

The earlier you realize there's no or few sensible girls here, the better for your sanity.

Non of the female in your lineage is as sensible and smart as I am.

Owologbo:
press down the power button until you you see the reboot and power off logo by the right corner.
you swap up for reboot, while down for off.

I've done that but each time I press down the button, it's google assistant that pops up.

SensualMan:
Look for a lame excuse dear. I ain't gat no sympathy for crooks like u and I wish and pray my condition degenerate further into Abyss where i gon eat from the trash.

Back to sender in Jesus name.
May your evil wish befall you in Jesus name.

Amen.

donaldking10:
una go leave samsung & I-Phone, go de buy rubbish.

Eh! No talk am again. The phone wey dey command respect from all angles since when I buy am.

Nothing do am. Just a little different from the ones I'm used to and Im so busy, I ain't got the time to start studying the manual now.