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Wealthyone:
Make up tinz.

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zick19:
Bro, forget about my signature for now..... I dnt like the my pups are just dying, dnt know wah to do..

Prodeegee:
Like serzly? A 2days old pup eating grass? If you knw nothing about a topic just keep mute.

emmyw:
I love scientist,always looking for solution to problem,I will ever remain a scientist.

ZACHIE:
[b]FAMOUS SAYINGS OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN

1. CNN has said our Economy is growing. The best Economists are at the World Bank. Now you have all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense. Do they know better than CNN or World Bank?

2. Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the amount of private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference. Kenyans were just looking at us with envy. How can you say Nigerians are poor

3. Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and i will create Unemployment


5. How can you jus say $20 billion is missing. If that kind of money is missing, the Americans will know. They know everything


7. If you go to Lagos and shout "ole ole" they will stone you well well. But if you shout "corruption", people will jus be looking at you.

8.Why should i declare my assets? I don't give a damn!


11. People keep saying,why don't we go to Chibook, why don't we go to Chibook. Aaah, we can't go to Chibook jus like that. The Boko Haram people will fire at us.

13. Boko Haram is even in my Government. Boko Haram are our siblings. You can't set the Army to go and wipe out your family

14. Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb me in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa

15. I did not plan the Election postponement. Even my Service Chiefs did not consult me.


17. I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. You don't expect me to go and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk anyhow

18 so that when they are killed

22. Everything is on my head.

..........and so on and so forth.

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Elslim:
As long as they make the salary attractive no Problem... teaching is d best Job ever!! Most of our parents rejected military and para-millitary Jobs in d 70s because they wanted to Teach. As I said... pay teachers Good salary and we will TURN UP!

jpphilips:
If she was asked to study science or better still English language to be able to read the "inflammable" inscription on the aerosol canister, will she agree? One way or another just like most of you here, will definitely pay for her ignorance.

And you too, you are more dumb than the woman because on hearing the story, you fixed culpability on the Gas cooker as shown on your title.
Truth is; the source of flame is not the issue here but the interaction between the flame and the canister.
Whatever the source of naked flame is candle, match stick, or kerosene stove, the result will be the same, the warning to Gas users is absolutely unnecessary and the height of your ignorance, I have no doubt you are one of the minions who took salt water bath to cure Ebola.
Nation of the dumb!!

Mhizizzy: