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italo:
She broke up last week because she was trying to avoid a clash on Val day. She has been dating the other guy for longer than you think. (most likely)

@hurting, if you commit everything to Jesus Christ, you will be uplifted to a point where, you'll be glad she left you.

There are 3.5 billion women in the world. Are you aware?

My Gwad!!!!!!! 3.5 billion women in the world and I still dey pursue sikiratu like usen bolt since last week!!
Well, am of to go serch for another babe!! Thanks for the info bro..

Sister Aminat508 abeg na Madagascar you dey live?
How you go dey give us tips for harmattan by this time of the year!?
Well if I survived the harmattan reach this time, I sure won't be needing your tips..

Abegi!!

All I can see are just two oloshos!!!!!!!!

Morhziez:
Ben Carson should handle this naa

You no hear say him don retire?

Elzends:
Can those babies be medically separated??

Hell No!

Use cashew water....

Now the yeye husband will be feeling so important!
If my sister try this sh!t, I will make sure she divorce that yeye man! For hell sake this is stupidity not love!!!!

jaegermesiter:
Rupert friend as Agent 47,an assassin for the Agency,its most Effective assassin ever,pro-active,advanced hand to hand combat skills,multi lingual and a great shot,rupert also plays as CIA assasin in the series Homeland

Please can you help me with any good site to download the movie?

midassultan:
Nothing justifies his actions. He acted
like a jack ass. Olamide wasnt actually referring to him, he never mentioned his
name. He ddnt say reekado wasnt worth it, he was referring to the management for being biased. He only expressed himself because his boy wasnt given a fair chance and the so called boss took it upon himself out of what i call an act of show off and pompousness to go on stage and utter the most embarrassing statement to a fellow celebrity. We are talking about olamide's ego na. I ddnt expect anything less from the acclaimed street king. And i am not even an olamide fan. The fact needed to be said. #Yawns

Oga you're saying the same thing with the woman jooor!

scholes0:
For your world, na Jobless youth dey use social media.
What are you doing on Nairaland, by the way?

Abeg leave that mumu for LAWMA cause he is obviously a waste to this forum!

kay9:
I didn't watch that many movies this year so I can't really name a "worst" one. But I can confidently tell you that Jupiter Ascending was plain blah... a waste of 2hours.

The best of the few I watched, though, was Mad Max: Fury Road. Witness me!

I concur!!!
Mad max was, is and will remain the Bomb!!!!
In short make I re-watch ham!

Opposition party way get opposition inside!

blackboi:
Like seriously...



KuumBaaah!

Abeg na your baby be that way you upload?
The baby too fine I pray God gives me a baby girl too as beautiful as the one y uploaded....

bjhaid:
Even phyno

Tha! Phyno was there!!!

Gush! Abeg I dey eat!

I'm not a fan of it online dating...

nairalandstinks:
easy. start with creating lot of E-Mail.

Thanks man..

nairalandstinks:
nairalandstinks, mind44thegoat, and 12 others which shall remain secret.

Please can you teach me how to create multiple moniker...

You better be fast before Dazuki mentions your name!

BeeBeeOoh:
he no longer answers that, he modified it Yesternight..

Okay ooo...

BeeBeeOoh:
HBD Tonto Husband a.k.a Mr. Churchmountain..

I thought is name is churchVally!?

*"Police is your friend"*.
Believe ^^^ at your own peril!

Smartguy001:
I was talking to a friend and he told me his bin toasting one babe 4 almost 2 yrs plus now and he still has not given up...well if Na me na on 2d next one o...wot will u do if it was u guys will u still insist, n 4 d babes can u keep sum1 waiting dat long in d name of toasting?

Toasting a babe for two(2) years!!!!!? Mehn, that must Be an heavenly race!!!

Make the story No change in future oo!!

change49ja:
Not at the Emirates my friend

Make we dey watch nau....

ColeworldMD:
have u seen the table recently?

The table remains the same... But now na one point difference between city and arsenal

khattab02:
even city look unbalanced (without Kompany) and inconsistent too... They need too produce that their early season form.

Hahahaha! Who told you that we are not in form?
You watch our match today?

change49ja:
As an Arsenal fan, I can only say I had a True 'Happy Boxing Day' from Southampton.



We'll bounce back on Monday...

You never can tell ooo! Bournemouth can spring another surprise oo! Go ask Man U and chelsea....

ColeworldMD:
Southampton used the same trick we used against man city only man city were lucky not to concede a lot of goals. There's no need to give excuse for the same team that defeated man city. Ozil created many chances at least 2 assists but giroud wasted them & we got punished. They let us have the ball while they played the counter game. I would have replaced flamini with Gabriel paulista cuz this is a faster team & I would have started chamberlain or replaced Campbell with Gibbs to help with defensive duties. Again this another match that shows the importance of getting another DM (wanyama, shows us why we should have gotten him tonight). Shane Long the thunder wey go fire u ehn?? Still dey practice long jump. Nothing spoil sha Southampton no be today dem start dey worry us & even Leicester too lose today. 4-0? I still dey do me like dream. Choi!!!

And Man City won their match!

EmyLeo:
asin ehen.. won so fun mi o,emi ni o gbo o... na yesterday one chelsea dy gist me bout mane i tell am say shay na only him wan play evrytn, like say d mane dy hia wtin i dy talk... na mertesacker i pity pass.. e just dy suffer himself, dt guy don old he b like monkey wey don bleach....

Choi!!! Monkey way don bleach ke? Bros eh,,, try and have sympathy nau!