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Don't know!

vault:
so because a girl is called black..... she decides to shut down her thinking faculty and bleach.....


well that's foolishness of the highest order......

Blck might sound too crude why not use the word "dark skin" at least the babe won't have iya basira's cooking pot in mind when you call her dark skin instead of black!

Nice

Baba leave that thing! Some of them no get reason!

okeke00:
i can't even withstand the shame which it has brought to me. some will even go as far as coming foward to hit me

Bro we're almost having same problem, maybe you stair at them too much, cause as for me, I don't stair at ladies if am not talking to them..

SirJeffry:
08125435255 TB Joshua number or 08124452322 Babalawo number, your choice bro and God rest your soul if I catch you looking at any of my sisters in the eyes.

Baba oooo!!! You just killed me with laugh!!!

Dreamwaker:
My guy, you need a wardrobe adviser. You have worn this same outfit in quite a number of photos.

Well done sha

Oga mi, you want make he thief? You self know say money no dey....

kingpole:
Use lube and try to last longer, hope this helps.

And after doing ^^, play ludo!

Bro them no go answer you, so go sleep!

Na fear make them uphold that election! Just as fear make GEJ concede defeat to Buhari, Nothing more nothing less!!!

Estharfabian:
Well, it stands to reason.


the world is kinda evolving...Negatively actually.
little acts of friendship would be painted Homosexual. Not that I have a problem with Homosexuals tho.. O,o

I have a big problem with it oo, but I just won't term any guy(s)/girl(s) gay cause they just cuddle up or maybe playfully peck themselves

Estharfabian:
Looks like A gay club to me?
HAwt! hawt! hawt!

Its possible those guys aint gay! Just look well you will see that its mostly men that are on the dance floor, so those guys are just having fun.. I used to do that when I was still in secondary school most especially when there are no girls(or them dey fum) in club, before all this gay ish became popular!

No be small lunatic! Op you bad oo.

JoeBlocks:
Do you live in Nigeria?

Nope, na my neighbour for Madagascar be that!

Op you first had sex at 19?
You must have been a real good boi! Abi you no live for are way all this big big lonely aunties them dey?
Cause as for me I no fit even remember my first time one of those aunties just jack me one day and na so e take begin!

snazzy5050:
happy birthday ma,....... but this cards are they not too big and much??

The thing be like standing mirror!

In marriage anything goes, as long as there is no third party involve, but unfortunately, porn is a third party so its a No no for me!

cr80vity:
pls its realy hookin my neck nd I dnt want my gal to know abt it

My brother in the voice of "Frank in who wants to be a millionaire" you have four options!
*A) you hook up with her and make her I side cheek(but you said you can't double date)
*b) you dumb your babe and start dating her(which you will be doing obviously out of lust and pity!)
*c) or you tell her you've got a babe and you're in love with your babe and not willing to dumb her!
*d) if you do "c" and she refused to back down, fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

The bros don tire! Before he think say nigeria problem small like him farm! Now you know watin GEJ been pass through!

Which kin lubish be this one again?!

Na to sue the hospital sure pass!
But if the family no get money, them better leave the matter for God!

Which thing be this again?

Two advise for this bro: Go test yourself for std's and enjoy the law of karma!

canalily:
Yes o o by Buhari ! He promise me #5000 every month, yet nothing till now

Epic!

Oh op I have been scammed Twice! The experience is best forgotten!! Too ashamed to share!

E go cost oo, but goods to him for wanting to build an house in this chanji era!

Oga bubu just five days way you no dey in charge na eim you come back and engage in massive sack and recruitment just to show every one you're in change!?
*in the voice of mama piss*
Kwantinu!

This ugly girl way use boobs take win bBA!

decatalyst:
What is it with this Anambra State sef! The name alone since the last elections sounds like a promising Eldorado.


My best guess is that we have two states in Nigeria, Anambra State and the rest!


Don't get it twisted...am from the SW but the news emanating from that state is just so impressive!

And only two governors from the south-east, willie and the rest!! So so hating on my big headed governor right now!!! Enugu don enter one chance!

Jadekitana:
Lmao @bascard

Babe its obvious that's you're an ajebo! If not, you for know say that's the right pronunciation @bascard

kaziblake:
Nigeria girls are romantic

Keep lying to yourself baby!!

drnoel:
obviously they both still are but it take an adult to admit and accept it and a child to utilize that Little Advantage to hurt a crying or hurting Partner. The two of them acted like children cos they forgot the first and golden rule of marriage which is ; Compromise, edurance and more compromise....

Oh oh oh, bros abeg where you dey live? Cause I need to deliver the bottle of origin personally! You mad real sens broda!