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EBMedia:
Lockdown Extension: #RevolutionNow - Again!!! Sowore Announces Nationwide Protest Against Buhari's Govt (Photo)

After rumours of plans by the government to extend the Covid-19 lockdown in the country by another 14 days, RevolutionNow activist and Sahara Reporters Publisher, Omoyele Sowore has annonced a Nationwide Sit-At-Home protest against the move to extend the lockdown, IgbereTV reports



https://mobile.twitter.com/YeleSowore/status/1253211689895501824

This woman is very incompetent and brags about stupidity at the same time. This woman is from Niger

Banigoprecious:
https://i0.wp.com/media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2020/03/Hajiya-Sadiya-Umar-Farouq.jpg?w=1200&ssl=1



The Federal Government has made some clarifications about the Conditional Cash Transfer scheme currently ongoing in many states across the country.

According to the Minister of Humanitarian Affairs and Disaster Management, Sadiya Farouq, members from the same family cannot receive money more than once.

Farouq disclosed this on Tuesday, while responding to questions at the Presidential Task Force briefing on COVID-19.

Addressing claims that two members of a family were paid N20,000 each recently, the minister said it was highly impossible for such to happen.

“This is near impossible because the process involved is a very tedious process, where all critical stakeholders in the community are involved.

“The community leaders and the faith-based organisations, the youths and women leaders in that particular community are the ones that come up with the list of poor and vulnerable ones in that community,” the minister said.

She, however, noted that the ministry would investigate the claims, even though it would be almost impossible for such to happen.

Meanwhile, she disclosed that the government is set to expand the social register for palliative distribution by employing digital models including the use of Bank Verification Number (BVN).

This, according to her, will be faster and make the distribution process more effective.

Farouq also addressed other issues such as the distribution of the 70,000 grains approved by the president to the three states that have been placed on lockdown, as well as other frontline states.

“So far, we’ve deployed 279 trucks of these grains to these three affected states (Lagos, Ogun and the FCT),” she said.

https://www.channelstv.com/2020/04/21/covid-19-palliatives-family-members-cant-receive-double-money-says-fg/

Fall in love now or you might turn gay. These are the tendencies of a homosexual at first. Go get a girl and rebuke the demon

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

The only thing PDP is ever concerned with is power. See sense!

hisexcellency34:
https://www.independent.ng/sanwo-olu-cant-escape-probe-after-coronavirus-pandemic-pdp/

They might not be aware of the act being abominable. Please, tell them it will spell doom to their generation. It is a sin Biblically and a taboo traditionally. Nothing will speak for them when the chips are down. They are playing with fire and they will be consumed if they don't run away from this evil. Help them by informing their pastor(s). If they persist, inform their parents and save yourself from the curse as a witness.

youngvikthor:
My brother was staying with my aunty since 2017 so early this year he decided to rent his own apartment after saving some money

So January this year, he told my mum that I should come and stay with him that he will look for work for me which he did. Since my arrival to this place, my cosin sister alway visits us. The house is not far from ours. She will come in name of helping us to cook.

While she and my brother will be touching themselves even when am around, most people in our compound thought she is my brother's girlfriend. I also noticed some used condoms in our room and my brother did not have girlfriend.

Fast forward to yesterday Monday, I went to work
and our boss said we should go back due to the issue of this covid 19, I reach House only for me to see my sister lying dawn with just singlet, playing game with my brother's phone.

And my brother was in the bathroom. I don't really know what to do, if I should tell my mother or not, my aunty is such a kind person she at times gives us food stuff and even money and I don't want my brother to get angry with me.

Please I need your help, he is 26, I'm just 21

What should the poor buy? I personally do not have 1,000 naira in my account as a family man

RiyadhGoddess:
Hello Nairalanders, good morning and happy new week. So I heard last night that the FG has declared a total lock down on 3 states which are; Lagos, Abuja and Ogun starting today 30th march 11pm. I quite well that a number of persons will be at the market today to buy essential things needed for the 2 weeks lock down.

So I thought it's cool to share with you all some essentials needed for this period which should guide our buying.

Please note that it's just a general guide, so please feel free to customize it to your specific needs.

(1) DRY FOODS: Stock up dry foods such as grains, spaghetti, flours, yam, garri, noodles, spices, oils, cooking condiments, matches or lighter and every other kitchen necessities with long shelf life.

(2) WATER: Good supply of drinkable water cannot be over estimated at this period.

(3) FIRST AID: Store up first aid medications such as paracetamol, anti - diarrhoea medicines, mentholated spirit, cotton wool and every other functioning first aid kit.

(4) FOR KIDS: If you have children in the house, don't forget to store up snacks, drinks and toys or games for them.

(5) HYGIENE: Ensure that all things needed for your general sanitization and personal hygiene are not compromised. Things like sanitary pads, tissue papers, bathing soaps, tooth brush, shaving creams or sticks, tooth paste, washing soaps, detergents, bleach, vinegar, masks, gloves, sanitizer, body creams, water for laundry and bathing.

(6) CONNECTION: Remember to stay connected! Ensure to pay your utility, internet connection, airtime and cable bills.

(7) CASH: Have accessible physical cash and credited debit cards at home so you don't get stranded when you run out of supplies.

( RECREATION: Stock up on relaxation games either board games or cards, movies and music.

(9) SPIRITUAL FOOD: Most importantly, stock up food for your SPIRIT. Spiritual books, tapes, worship compilations, anointing oil and communion items i.e communion bread or wafers and wine.

(10) Now that you have all these, do remember to stay at home, stay safe, wash more, pray more and panic less!

God Bless You
Shile.

A former senator does not know that the president has power under the Quarantine Act.. No wonder he spent his time wearing childish trousers and displaying wealth to his constituency. This man mentally ill

Gemid94:
http://community.vanguardngr.com/forum/topics/presidential-broadcast-you-have-no-democratic-right-to-take-over

Opposition is not madness

agwom:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/covid-19-buharis-speech-empty-fails-to-address-real-concerns-pdp.html

Very useless man

VanGun:
Shared with Caption ...



Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/B-UtRdbHDW7/

WELL DONE PROPHETIC MAN!

SperoQuest:
You need the spirit of GOD to understand the things of the spirit.

If you are in the prophetic, you will know that both Adeboye and Suleiman are saying the same thing.

God is allowing the Corona virus because man must seek his face in order for him to react.

Idiot! Notice me. It is not you that revealed it. Ignorant people consider you for what you are not. Agbero

Adejuwon26:
Source: https://mobile.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10160216331827837&id=803267836&set=a.10154150055247837&__tn__=EH-R

What intervention fund did Good luck release to Nigerians that is more than the Buhari administration? You people just talk nonsense! Did Nigerians earn from common Sure-P up to 5months? This hatred and sentiment will consume you one day

NaijaRoyalty:
Nigeria population as of 2020 should be around 220million .

So I expect Buhari to credit every Nigerian Atleast N100k through their BVN as a stimulus package to ease the suffering and frustration that comes with the "Sit at home order' like other leaders in the rest of the world are doing for their citizens .

But this is Nigeria where the president of the day got more interest and love for cows and his household only

We miss Goodluck Ebele Jonathan .

There are university lecturers that will never see 10Million Naira at once their entire lives. It is not worth it. I will spend one million naira and do it for 5years in Nigeria. If it is about exposure, I will use 2 million naira and travel to any country of my choice and flex for two weeks. I will be left with 13Million naira to build a house, start a small business, buy a car and marry a working class lady

Trello:
Hello everyone - I'm not quite sure whether this is the right section to post this.

Anyways, I currently hold a Master's degree and I also recently gained admission into a PhD program in a UK university but with no funding from the school and the estimated total cost of the tuition and living expenses amount to about #16 million for the 3 years.

So, I decided to come seek the opinion of folks here with better experience if it really worth spending this amount in the long run or should I rather invest this amount?

Thank you in advance!

Hear mumu

THEbaddest007:
i just checked my jamb result and I got 268 without any expo. I hate carrying expo.
I just need suggestions. which federal university would be very easy for me to get a first class.
insult is allowed.

Jonathan doesn't need to shout. We know the real liar, we know the most clueless leader we've ever had in this country

stephanie11:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

Former President Goodluck Jonathan has replied Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron over his recent statement that Jonathan did not allow the UK to rescue Chibok Girls from Boko Haram.

In a statement made available to POLITICS NIGERIA, Jonathan wrote;

“I read the comments by former British Prime Minister, David Cameron, in his new book, For the Record, in which he accused me and the Nigerian Government, which I headed, of corruption and rejecting the help of the British Government in rescuing the Chibok Girls, who were kidnapped on April 14, 2014.”

“It is quite sad that Mr. Cameron would say this because nothing of such ever occurred. As President of Nigeria, I not only wrote letters to then Prime Minister David Cameron, I also wrote to the then US President, Barrack Obama, and the then French President, François Hollande, as well as the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, appealing to them for help in rescuing the Chibok Girls.”

“How could I write to appeal for help and then reject the very thing I appealed for?”

“Also, history contradicts Mr. Cameron. On March 8, 2012, when the same Boko Haram linked terrorists abducted a British expatriate named Chris McManus, along with an Italian hostage Franco Lamolinara, in Sokoto, I, as Nigerian President, personally authorised a rescue effort by members of the British military Special Boat Service supported by officers and men of the Nigerian Army, to free the abducted men.”

“So, having set a precedent like that, why would I reject British help in rescuing the Chibok Girls, if it was offered? I also authorised the secret deployment of troops from the United Kingdom, the United States and Israel as a result of the Chibok incident, so how Mr. Cameron could say this with a straight face beats me.”

“Moreover, on March 8, 2017, the British Government of former Prime Minister, Theresa May, in a widely circulated press statement, debunked this allegation and said there was no truth in it after Mr. Cameron had made similar statements to the Observer of the UK.”

“In his book, Mr. Cameron failed to mention that I wrote him requesting his help on Chibok. Why did he suppress that information? I remind him that copies of that letter exist at the State Houses in Nigeria and London. He never called me on the phone to offer any help. On the contrary, I am the one that reached out to him.”

“He accused me of appointing Generals based on political considerations. How could that be when I fired my service chiefs twice in five years, to show that I would not tolerate anything less than meaningful progress in the war on terror.”

“I was completely blind to ethnic or political considerations in my appointments. In civil and military matters, I appointed people that I had never even met prior to appointing them, based on their professional pedigree. Though I was from the South, most of my service chiefs came from the North.”

“I do, however, know that Mr. Cameron has long nursed deep grudges against me for reasons that have been published in various media.”

“On July 24, 2013, while celebrating the passage of the United Kingdom’s Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Act, 2013, Mr. Cameron said “I want to export gay marriage around the world”.”

“At that occasion, he boasted that he would send the team that successfully drafted and promoted the Bill, to nations, like Nigeria, saying inter alia:

“I’ve told the Bill team I’m now going to reassign them because, of course, all over the world people would have been watching this piece of legislation”.

As President of Nigeria at that time, I came under almost unbearable pressure from the Cameron administration to pass legislation supporting LGBTQ Same-Sex marriage in Nigeria. My conscience could not stomach that, because as President of Nigeria, I swore on the Bible to advance Nigeria’s interests, and not the interest of the United Kingdom or any foreign power.”

“As such, on Monday, January 13, 2014, I signed the Same-Sex Marriage Prohibition Bill into law after the Bill had been passed by an overwhelming bipartisan majority of Nigeria’s parliament, in line with the wishes of the Nigerian people. This happened shortly after a study of 39 nations around the world by the U.S. Pew Research Center came up with a finding which indicated that 98 percent of Nigerians were opposed to the idea of Gay Marriage.”

“Immediately after I took this patriotic action, my government came under almost unbearable pressure from Mr. Cameron, who reached me through envoys, and made subtle and not so subtle threats against me and my government.”

“In fact, meetings were held at the Obama White House and at the Portcullis House in Parliament UK, with the then Nigerian opposition to disparage me, after I had signed the Same-Sex Marriage Prohibition Bill into law.

On the issue of corruption, it suffices to say that Mr. Cameron is not as competent as Transparency International, which is globally acknowledged as the adjudicator of who is corrupt and who is not.”

“During my administration, in 2014, Nigeria made her best ever improvement on the annual Transparency International Corruption Perception Index, moving from 144 the previous year, to 136, an 8 point improvement. As a nation, we have not made such improvements on the CPI before or after 2014.”

“In line with these facts, I would urge the public to take Mr. Cameron’s accusations with a grain of salt. I will not be the first person to accuse him of lying on account of this book, and with the reactions in the Uk so far, I definitely will not be the last.”

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-liar-jonathan-replies-former-uk-pm-david-cameron-over-chibok-girls/

I am just hating this nonsense thing

Mrop:
Top nollywood controversial actress Regina Daniels has cime for those criticizing her for smoking weed and also for drinking. She updates her insta story recently that it doesn't matter of you dont drink and smoke or do drugs, you still gonna die and go to hell. Regina Daniel is shaking tables online recently.


See more below

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/it-doesnt-matter-if-you-dont-smoke-or-drinku-still-gonna-die-regina-daniels-says/

Shameless girl. This tbing doesnt attract me one bit. Vanity upon vanity. I better remain poor and feel fulfilled.

kidap:
Nollywood Actress and the wife of Ned Nwoko took to her Instagram page to show off her car and the new customized plate number tagged "4 Eva 16".



See photos below...


Source: https://gidifeed.com/4-eva-16-regina-daniels-shows-off-her-car-and-customized-plate-number/

Like children. Nonsense!

GistNet:
GistMore.com

A man watches his wife-to-be twerks for him in pre-wedding photoshoot.


See more photos; http://gistmore.com/man-watches-as-his-fiancee-twerks-for-him-in-pre-wedding-pictures

Who wan marry you old broom stick?

dachiwater:
BBNAIJA Khloe who sat for a new interview, stated that she has 7 years before getting married and doesn't look forward to having kids anytime soon.  Khloe who stated that she doesn't see anything wrong in being a single mother, told Sunday Scoop that she has 7 years before getting married as she has her career to focus on at the moment. 

“I’m not looking forward to having kids anytime soon. I still have about seven years before I settle down. Everything has to be in order. I don’t want to bring kids into the world and make them suffer. I want to be a good mother. My career is right in front of me and it needs my attention. However, God’s time is the best. I could have a kid next year; you never can tell.

“I wouldn’t blame women who have opted to become single mothers and it’s something I can do, so far I have peace and happiness. People don’t understand that marriage is not the ultimate in life. Some people are married but they are dying inside. A family doesn’t necessarily have to consist of a father, mother and children; it could just be a mother and her kids.”


https://unclesuru.com/2019/06/16/i-have-7-years-before-getting-married-not-looking-forward-to-having-kids-khloe/

This Bobriskky is the most useless human being I have ever seen. I will choose Charles over you for the rest of my life. You are a wasted creature and I am sure you know this. If you like insult him forever, he will always be ahead of you before any meaningful human being. Useless barren dog

reicherMan:
Nigerian popular Transvestite, Bobrisky, blasts Veteran Nollywood actor, Charles Awurum after he questioned Producers why they brought Transvestite, Bobrisky into Nollywood.

Bobrisky in his replies to him, says Charles Awurum is one of the poorest actors presently in Nigeria. He also revealed he switched to Boy/girl because being a man does not pay him for a living.

He wrote:

"Dis is another useless man we have in the English nollywood. All the effort you use at talking about me old fool can better your life if you take your career serious. You are one of the poorest nollywood old man we have presently in Nigeria. Many of your mates mind their business but you choose to cross my path. See his fat head like over fed frog �. Have ignored many of your rubbish troll about me but dis night will never pass you by. I’m not the one that swear for you not to make money in the industry so take your bitterness to your family and children. Useless old man with fish � brain. See his bend mouth like bedding rollers ���. It’s been a while I clap back here but I guess I will resume my madness back since you foolish set of gorillas � won’t allow me breath in peace. Stupid old man. As man no pay me for a living and I decided to switch to a girl /boy is that my offense ? Foolish man"

Watch Video:

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/05/useless-old-man-bobrisky-blasts-actor.html

So, this foolish man is still crying? He will cry forever because he will never be president. Never! Even Yahaya Bello will defeat him for the coveted seat. Desperate Cameroonian

ikewaterwater:
Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, the PDP Presidential candidate in 2019 election who reacted to claims by President Muhammadu Buhari that his academic certificates are with the Nigerian Army, has stated that he can order the army to produce them if they exist. Atiku who countered the response Buhari gave to their petition filed before the Election Petitions Tribunal,  said  if it was true that  the certificates existed, Buhari as the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces could order the army  to produce them.

The PDP Presidential candidate who said he attached his academic certificates to the Form CF001  he submitted to the Independent National Electoral Commission, had urged the tribunal to declare them the authentic winner of the February 23 presidential  election,  insisting Buhari did not possess the educational qualifications he claimed to have in his INEC Form CF001.

The petitioners also stated that “the purported training and courses”, which Buhari claimed placed him “head and shoulders above” Atiku regarding  educational qualifications to contest the presidential election, “did not culminate in the issuance of any certificates he claimed in his  INEC Form CF001”. They also  described Buhari’s claim of being head and shoulders above Atiku as “erroneous”.


https://unclesuru.com/2019/05/02/buhari-can-order-army-to-produce-his-certificates-if-they-exist-atiku/

I just hope she has not found new friends and they are not influencing her. Monitor her closely

Souqwaqif:
I Want The Best For Her But She Seems Not To Understand, Pls Advice Needed

Dear All, good evening.

When I first met my woman, I met her decently dressed, since she is from a Christian background, likewise my very self.

But as time goes on I discovered she puts on dresses that are either too tight or too short. I have corrected her in love several times and even reported to her parents, she adjusted for a while and continued again.

She even promised to stop such dresses because of our baby girl.

This time around she put on a very short gown that makes her look like a prostitute on her WhatsApp profile.

On seeing it, I replied that I am ashamed and disappointed in her and as a result I refuse giving her the money she demanded.

She knows why I was angry and why i made such comment and instead of her to apologize she told her mother that I said I was ashamed and disappointed in her, her mother called me to ask me why I said such, I explained to her that its because I have been correcting her on her dressing but this one was too bad, she said OK and that's all.

Its over 5 days now I have not heard any thing from her and her mum. So I just kept silent too because the last that happened I was the one that called for a meeting with her parents to sort it out.

This time around I may not do such again.

However, if there is a better way you can advise me on this I will appreciate. Since her dad may not be in the know.

Thanks

This woman has never been my kind of person. It is not all about having a loud voice to make noise. Meaningless statement! What nonsense!

KikBuhari2Daura:
According to the former Minister of Education and presidential candidate of the ACPN Dr Oby Ezekwesili,
The number of people who lost their jobs under Buhari in just 20 Months is the equivalent of the entire population of Togo which is 8 million.

It Appears that just like Atiku Abubakar of the PDP , the APCN candidate is focusing on getting Nigerians to work again.

See Her tweet below:

Source: www.twitter.com/obyezeks

I don't believe he looked the other way. The only question on him is the delay in his visit. The issue is that the state governor whose only proficiency is propaganda decided to make political capital out of the misfortune, haven failed in governance. The real reports are there. They have decided to conceal it

zoedew:
Indeed so! The facts speaks for themselves. Statistics, facts and figures abound!!

My friend, on this matter it is best to look beyond the woman in question. The issue is criminal dereliction of duty to protect Benue State Nigerian citizens when President Buhari clearly looked the other way brimming over with insensitivity while the Fulani refusing to obey the Law mindlessy murdered their Benue hosts and boasted about it.

I am the Director Socials and Sports of the APC Youth League, Benue state Coordinate. My Facebook name is Terngu Dam. We had a march on Thursday to demonstrate support to our party and a book launch on Friday titled MUHAMMADU BUHARI: Before Benue is doomed! I am the editor of the book

Officialpdpnig:
please give us more of the gist

This is exactly how a man behaves when his soul is lost

Praizeupdates:
Popular OAP daddy freeze who will call known to always teach against Tithing has come for winners church overseer Pastor oyedepo and his wife.

He shared their tjrowback photo with tithing works caption, but nigerians didn't find it funny with him as they blast him for abusing the man of God.

See photos below


Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/tithing-works-daddy-freeze-diss-pastor-oyedepo-and-wife-with-throwback-photos/

Deceptive comment from a misinformed mind

Emvico34:
this is stupidity at it peak. if buhari wins next year election, these fools will realized their mistakes. useless olodos

Make Naira land credit these pictures to me na. I got these shots.Makurdi was locked down for Buhari today

Officialpdpnig:
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This woman is seriously sick, so we don't take her serious. She became the mother of Ortom when he was sworn as governor. She is the most selfish, greedy and wicked woman you can think of. Ask her how many people she has empowered in her life. She was a commissioner under senator George Akume for 8years.

MeanChris:
November 11, 2018
JOHN CHARLES


https://punchng.com/any-benue-person-voting-apc-committing-suicide/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

People still listen to this man with an indian-hemp induced mentality. What is he into now?

Mrcomedimatic:
''Buhari is the most successful fraudster in the history of Nigeria'' - Eedris Abudulkareem

Veteran Nigerian rapper, Eedris Abdulkareem has described President Buhari as the ' the most successful fraudster in the history of Nigeria'.



In a recent Instagram post, the controversial rapper wrote, '


Source: https://www.dailynaija.com/post/buhari-is-by-far-the-most-successful-fraudster-in-the-history-of-nigeria-eedris-abudulkareem

Honestly! The problem of this country is religion. It's a shame

fuckipobs:
When Aso Rock was turned to National Chapel during GEJ, a complaints was not filed to God. Now that a Muslim president is trying to free the country from corruption. Every tom & jack dey preach against PMB.
Is it possible to use corruption to fight poverty ?.

She looks older

Amagite2:
Legendary singer, 2Face Idibia's youngest brother, Charles Idibia is set to wed the love of his life, Rosemarie.

Excited Annie Idibia took to Instagram to announce the news writing;

"wow wowzaaaaaaaa������������ So Excited!!!!! Youngest Idibia Brother Is Taken Oooooooooooo !!! Can’t wait can’t wait!!!! Latest Mrs Idibia Coming throughhhhhhh♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ @charlybrave @rosemarie__1"

Rosemarie had her bridal shower on October 14th.

More photos here; https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/10/2face-idibias-youngest-brother-set-to-wed-see-pre-wedding-photos.html