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Op

Funny thread

misspicy:
come to where and how?

Miss spicy, your painful crampy periods is called 'DYSMENORRHOEA' and it usually starts until two or three years after your menarche and occasionally occur in a period in which ovulation did not occur (called an anovulatory cycle), particularly if the menstrual blood clots in the uterus, and the small clots are then expelled.

If i'm correct miss, it is felt in your lower abdomen and usually starts in the 24 hours before the menstrual period and lasts for the first 12 to 24 hours of bleeding, when the discomfort goes.

The cause of dysmenorrhoea is due to an extra sensitivity of the body to, or an accumulation in the body of, substances called PROSTAGLANDINS and this cause spasm of the uterine muscle. Had a similar case with my kid sis but later found out that since these cramps are caused by prostaglandins, drugs which prevent prostaglandins being synthesized in the body should relieve the pain. There are several anti-prostaglandin drugs available on prescription and they are taken from the onset of the pain for two or three days. But make sure you consult your doctor to give you a befitting prescription dear. Don't be too scared.

Khd95:
It means d weyrey is undilluted,fresh frm d ghetto,

contagious weyrey

boss abeg nor kill person with laff ohh. Lwkmd

Women holding each others hand is no big deal na. Op, women are like abstract paintings, you may never get to understand them but you'll definitely love them :-);-)

xynerise:
You can't beg a man not to cheat on you. You make him not to cheat on you by any means possible. Diabolical measures are allowed too....#whistles

Haba bros, Diabolical measures? I duff my hat ohh, as from today I'm scared of you bro. You wan kill person?

czarr:
Dem be wall geckos
But we know say na dem break ya hymen

firstEVA:
Wall geckos? Lol

czarr, you're a bad boy. Nor use laugh kill me abeg.

kekakuz:
yes we love rapping those hairy yam legged ibo girls

Chinaimporter:
Yorubas are rapists now.....very heartless fellows

400billionman:
Yoruba man and Toto.
Bread and Butter.

MinorityTribe:
Yorubas and rape is like bread and butter.

Una nor go kill person with laugh. Make una ready for their counter-attack ohh.

Hmmmm

kingcypress:
Rattle Snake

acenazt:
Amazing Spiderman

TOMTOM15:
Enemy Of Progress..

Lolz. Tosyne2much, Wristbangle and Prettythicksme, come see something ohhh.

Op just invited dem bashers on her thread.

Awesome.

WristBangle, Tosyne2much and Prettythicksme

tosyne2much:
God knows I will be the first person to comment on a thread like this

OP, this write-up is so on point. More wisdom to ya head

Lemme add to the points.


9. They are never satisfied

They are always looking for the perfect guy. They want guys who will wash their pants and will take them to the toilet to poo. Even if Jesus Christ dates them, they will always complain that He's stingy and can't spend on them, and/or He's too blunt for their liking


10. They will bash the OP

They are always aggressive and will find a fault in a write-up like this. They will definitely say that, the OP is a misogynist and likes to open female demeaning threads

Lolz. I sight Una joor.

Crazy pervs everywhere.

iyobs7:
Wake me up when this topic gets to FP

@op, Nor mind her she has been looking for excuses... I am a die hard Naruto fan!!!

Guy, is season 45 out? And you need to watch Bleach. That cartoon is very nice. Also Black-Blood-Brothers, Death-Note, Black Lagoon, Inunusha, Boondocks.

So funnyX_X

hmmmmm

Really

prettythicksme:
lol

I'm serious ohh . Don't worry, I'll surprise you.

wristbangle:
Mtcheeww as if your tribe are the cleanest. Perhaps if you are an igbo, I visited abia state (China of africa) and I couldn't but shake my head at stench odour of spoiled cucumber, tomato, dead rat and poisoned food littering your streets.

some guys can fuckup.

prettythicksme:
Thanks dear,i rep nov27

Alright, I'll save the date.

prettythicksme:
Yes!!tell dem

Funny You. Good day to you, Happy Sunday and Happy New Month. So, when is your birthday sis?

Op, it's possible. It depends on the initial stages of the friendship and what triggered it coupled with maturity
For example, prettythicksme is my friend

gamaliel121:
When you finally meet her and she can " run in heels" then be convinced without doubt that she's into runs

Boondocks bro.

Hmmm. Lemme observe comments from NL single and non-single ladies.

I've always been a believer that a woman should be her full feminine self at the office. But with that said, I also think there's a definite moderation point with cleavage -- a balance between dressing like a man in-drag and dressing like a stripper! A business woman must keep in mind that too much exposed boobage can swing back around and kick her in the butt.
Basically, at a certain point exposed cleavage stops making a woman more appealing and persuasive - and starts detracting and distracting from her professionalism.

Of course there's more freedom of cleavage expression depending upon the business you are in. Creative fields - like advertising, fashion, pretend to be more liberal in their views of cleavage - and how much cleavage should be liberally viewed. Law firms, political fields, and financial offices are more conservative. You can't be flashing those boobs all over the place if you want to be taken seriously.

And let's be honest here! Chances are you know in your heart - right beneath that cleavage - if you're over exposing yourself.
It's like pornography versus art. You know the difference when you see it. Well, if you're honest with yourself, you know the difference between pornographic cleavage at the office - and artistic cleavage at the office. So if you're a woman who's showing too much cleavage, you might not only be creating a dizzying effect on the people around you, but on yourself - because you might make yourself extra self-conscious.

Op, all what you've listed makes sense but the problem is, in our present world today, where norms and values are not validated and it is particularly difficult to ask young people to maintain a healthy sense of responsibility, when the mass media and society constantly emphasize that all wants can be instantly gratified.

A good example is when adults complain about the irresponsibility of teenagers, about their lack of respect, about their morals and about their promiscuity. Yet it is difficult to ask teenagers to develop responsibility when adults seem to be rejecting it, and when society seems to be fragmenting.

Finally op, if any lady should obey those 10 commandments you've listed, she needs understanding and love and also to be able to talk to someone close to her, not to have to talk to her parents as strangers. Cos if the parents are unable to answer her questions regarding her social, moral and also sexual attitudes, they have failed as parents, and should not blame their child if she appears to have failed them.

pelumieji:
Hi guys, if ur girlfriend should tell u this "infact I would have broken up with you buh i dnt knw y m still holding on" pls wat will u do

Ask her to tell you the reasons. Then I can give my own advice.