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raumdeuter:
Na you dey rant daily say you wan secede. I agreed with you that you should secede but with a caveat take only what's yours along.

If south south would join you let them speak for themselves I'm sure they don't need you to speak for them.

Are you that scared of what your future would be that y you want to rope other people along

I take Shuku beg you. Secede by the end of this month. Then people would take you serious.

Not this rants daily. South Sudan started theirs after you and they have a country now. Eritrea started after you same thing

Start by pulling all ibo people into southeast and we would take you serious. When Israel declared in 1948 first step was Israelis globally started moving to their land. You too borrow a leaf and start. Reject all allocation from Nigeria, evacuate your people to your region and don't annex anyone's land then we would know you mean business.

If you want war you can also start it just remember if we see your foot in Ore this time, there would be no Abidjan business this time around na fight to finish

Bros, cool your temper na.. You go like fight ohh. Abeg nor vex. Lolz

Short of words.. But it's not my damn business

1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B- Attempt all question

GOODLUCK!

Joke Of The Year... Smh for her

[quote author=Lasgidy1 post=35643780]Buhari is responsible for this when he evacuated military road blocks in place of the police. Now, they're beginning to lose various parts of their bodies. I wish Clifford Orji is very much active. See wasted suya.
Buhari is a terrorist[/quote).

ODE.. OTU

Hmm. Long Distance Relationship I foresee here

Jollyjoy:
no mind me bt they makes me feel sleepy,i rarely watch them bt i have heard abt dat movie sha mayb one of those days btw it was just a movie, if mayb sum1 died for love in dat film, it does nt necessarily mean it cn happen in lyf. I suppose movies are fictional. If u dare praticalize them hmmm sori 4 ur heart and lyf.

How about the incident that happened in Tunisia few days ago when some terrorists attacked a beach and shot furiously at the beach campers.. A guy shielded his fiancee(not even his wife yet) and he died for her all because he loved her so dearly.. Don't say it can't happen because you've not experienced it miss.. Sometimes, some ladies are worth dying for.

Either the dude is in Italy or Spain right now or about to... Or he's been abducted and used for rituals.. Btw, why would a matured sane guy leave his phone behind when he knows fully well that it's the only way his family can reach him It doesn't add up. There's something fishy here.

Incase

prettythicksme:
I kill,i eat

yea, a lady with a good appetite. I've learnt earlier that a lady who has an appetite for good food will have a similar appetite for....other indulgences. Hope I'm right miss?

prettythicksme:
yes even i do kill dogs join

. Lolz.. Please ohh. But you don't eat them right?

To me, Engagement ring is like a tag or scarecrow to ward off pests but some vultures can be so rude and stubborn that they'll like to get a taste of the cookie especially if the newly engaged is a cheat. Once a cheat, always a cheat.

prettythicksme:
i dey craze to miss class kingtom and Truckpusher must b my class mate cos i really wnt to see their small small kokoro wey dey are proud of btw if dey offend me,i will just drag their balls and burst it

You can kill ohh seriously. Do you kill goats and fowls at home?

Cutehector:
It would be fun if we were to do a test on sex education!

Nah boss It will be fun when we are having a pratical class on reproduction and types of billing method like 'Withdrawal method, Use of condom. Now, that would be fun.

sinaj:
b

The speed at which you comment on multiple topics is scary ooo. Faster than a bullet and by the way, what's B?

Op, ask yourself this question. Do I love him? It might sound strange and awkward but on the long run, you'll find out the truth all by yourself. Peace

Andy the OTU

Op, do whatever you wish to do with him. The ball is in your court, You're a matured lady so I guess you don't need opinions from peeps. Just do what you feel you can live with.

Zedx6 and Missclassy, wetin dey happen na? Nor be bedroom una dey ohhh. Op, wait let me invite firstEVA because she's the one you're looking for and who can give you a reasonable answer to this your question.. Cc FirstEva Cc Iceberylin

Op use protection, you go say No.. Zip up, you go say over my dead body.. Now e don be double wahala for dead body.. Better go the nearest clinic go check yourself before you turn to cheerful giver.

It's cruel and insane to hit a lady, but sometimes the words that spill out from some ladies is worse than the venom of a cobra.

fortune1968:
you must stop eating he-goat !

Oh my God. Lwkmd Which way bros?

Is your babe an iron-bender or a panel-beater? Otu

loomer:
Otu

lwkmd. Haba bros, take it easy.

Op, you must have been in alliance with guys you portrayed on your post.
1. No matter how pretty or sexy you are, there's no way i'm having an attention. Take it or leave it.
2. If I were to be in a relationship, I can boldly say that I won't be the one to initiate sex because it's time and energy consuming. Quote me anytime.
3. Why on earth would I visit a brothel or motel when they're priceless jewels out there. So stop saying all guys. It's like saying Why do ladies develop the ''I'm feeling sick syndrome and they need recharge card''. Abeg Guys, recharge card na panadol

andromida:
Word!

That's the honest truth madam. I hate it when matured guys or ladies post shit like this on a public forum seeking opinions or pitiable comments. If you're not man enough to handle your -ish, then stay single and keep your trousers and lips sealed. Because most comments you'll get are from teens within the range of 18-23 who know nothing about life, though few are intelligent but doesn't guarantee you sharing such details publicly. It piss me off.

Any little thing, War. You go see war, you go tire