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Princecalm:
not until she parboils indomie before cooking

parboil good my brother. Imagine one girl for my compound dey wash indomie as if na rice she dey wash. Fear catch me that day ohh

This your case hard ohh. Ask Tosyne or Prettythicksme. They will definitely find a cure for you.

bigass123:
Na today?
Many of them will end up on olx.. Just dey watch as the film dey go.

I swear, you too funny. What of Jumia and Konga?

halfrica:
Mofo call ur sister nd moda nt me

Fool deluded being

Just keep hating u d more
Ask bou a bipolar girl once she hates u dats d end dnt ever tink till d world will end i will make u a frnd or a bf cos i hate u dan i hate d devil beast!

My good God. All these curses for one dude. Sis, take it easy na, he's a human like everyone else.

Oyind17:
Lol, even if u are adorned with gold I won't look at u twice, I asked cos I thought u are from Yoruba, get lost!!!!! such a rude piece of trash

That's too harsh. Maybe it was a joke. You don't have to go all floyd mayweather on him na sis.

Some Nairalanders dey vex ohhh... Make una take am easy with the guy na.

That Hector Bellerin is so damn fast.. I would choose him to be man of the match. Such talented youngster.

Jimdonnet:
Girls are idiots.rape them allll

Guy, you dey vex ohh. Take am easy.

Lwkmd

Yes. Depends on your lifestyle or views towards it.

Yomieluv:
I did it yesterday, a lady was calling and I was busy with my PS3,playing metal gear.


I had to form busy.

Guy, check out these games. Fifa 16, Last of us, Gates of mordor. Imagine my kid sister scored a freekick against me yesterday. If you see the kind eye wa I take look her ehh.

donTbone:
Tank are you kidding



The man go dry beach if care is not taken



#idondeyexagerrate

Lwkmd. Guy, I swear you too funny.

onyepapa:
Hopeless and useless people all over the west









As you'll enjoys every bad news that comes out from the east that's how I will keep enjoying every bad news that comes from the west too #keepingupwiththewest#

Lolz. I guess you're fully armed and ready for the tribal invaders. Watch out bro

Estharfabian:
LOL...Boo! Ah wouldn't dare See Him Again... Never!!! Why would anyone eat With Their bare hands? Tufiakwa!!

Home-base Nigerians Should really Learn Proper Eating Etiquettes from Londoners with Range-Rovers Like U.. Even Popcorn should be Eaten with Chopsticks or "Fok" right?

Lolz.. I swear, na you worse pass the Op. (No offence)

flawlesRebirth:
.yes....m lightskin.....yes...hv bin to a resturant.....and YES ....i did read the question....Goat(no ofeeense)

ROTFL.. Epic reply

williamsean:
u said you are in London and still can't speak good English or spell very well. Ajegunle guy forming tunche

Lolz... I yaff die for laff finish..

Op, till the day you realise that sexual intercourse is not a competitive sport, nor a virtuoso performance to be boasted about later, but a physical and emotional expression of a warm relationship between two mutually attracted people, which may last permanently or temporarily, that's when you'll learn to appreciate your partner. Think about it.

Very funny.. Don't let any creepy idea get into your head op.. If you do, that day might be your last day on this earth..

EbuDox:
Na today?. I get one guy wey fuccck a deaf & dumb lady.. I just dey hear "be be be be be be be be" for window.. The lady dey moan

Lmao.. That your guy na wicked boy.. As in ehh, the moan go be like when stammerer dey try to pronounce ''Abeg''.

PinkBarbie:
Mr first impression, you sef na olodo.

Lolz. You're wicked.

funkiebully:
Benin witches

Haba, how witch take get hand for this mess na. The guy was simply ignorant. R.I.P. to him.

nawtikid:
you are too busy acting st.upid to even realize ur st.upidity
they say once a madman realizes he is mad, he ceases to b mad 4rm DAT moment
until u realize u are such an !idiot, just remain busy being an id!ot in a s.tupid way

Bro take it easy with her.

Truckpusher:
The things we are talking about is still within the confines of this thread.

Lolz. Carry on bro. :-);-)

Truckpusher:

lol. See as two of una dey derail person thread.

Lmaoo. These names funny die. Imagine names like charity shop, cheerful giver, goods, package but when the lady is classy then you go hear names like client, welfare, juice.

The only advice I have for you sister is to be strong and steadfast in your prayers. Though it's not easy as it seems but the Good Lord will see you through this storm. He'll be your's forever and no being on earth will take him away from you.

Mine is Naruto (Season 44) favourite characters are Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, Gaara, Uchiha Itachi and Lord Orichimaru... Also Bleach (Season 6) favourite characters are Kurosaki Ichigo, Rukia Kuchika, Kuchika Byakuya, Ichimaru Gin, Abarai Renji and Zaraki Kenpachi.

prettythicksme:
charles!!!

Pretty

bobbyluis:
This ur question sef enh?

I tire ohh. When d op go tell us say she swallow d tin by mistake. Make d op contact prettythicksme for more info and counselling

I first talk am say Psv to win over 1.5 and Madrid to win 2 goals down.. Bet9ja, na trouble una enter today... Thunder catch una today.

First 20 mins, any team to score and at full time, Psv to win over 1.5.