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Chrisrare:
U r alive cos of God's grace? Those dat have died nkor, dem no deserve God's grace?? Christainity is one silly joke..

Exactly my thoughts! These guys are no different from babalawo.

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mrmrmister:
All I'm concerned about is the noise they make.
I slept very late yesterday and early this morning, just when the sleep was beginning to set in, I was robbed of my sleep by members of winners chapel

And if u dare complain, they'll say holy ghost fire dey burn u, say u b winch!

princetom1:
Nigeria Government need to redefine what a non profit organisation means, is 10% tithes going to heaven? Redeemers university now, not making money?

I wonder! The churches are even richer than most co.panies, yet they don't pay tax

Lennycool:
Stop lying for Jesus.
The people of Jericho were not looking for any trouble

Abi o! I've been wondering, what's d offence of d people of Jericho? The terrorists Israelites attacked their peaceful & prosperous city, killing n plundering. Yet ignorant xtians will b singing ' d walls of Jericho came down flat...' Supporting terrorism indirectly.

Nice 1

R2des:
Power pass power.. Jesus power super power

Just wondering where dis ur Jesus super power dey when BH dey burn churches, and Muslim singing alahu akuber as dey kill xtians, just as you're shouting Jesus power pass power, smh @ ignorant, intolerant xtians

The sheep will belive this obvious lie! 30 robbers! Even if d old woman na bank! Winners, abeg dey lie with sense

I hereby tender my unreserved apologies for d wrong info in d thread I created as regards d mayem in southern Kaduna (https://www.nairaland.com/3557317/horrifying-pictures-victims-fulani-herdsmen).
The pics/info was sent to me on Fb n believing same to b true, created a thread to draw d attention of d govt.
This is in no way a denial of d fact there was mayem & fatalities in southern Kaduna, but d Images in that thread were from crises in other parts of Nigeria. Good thing d fed. Govt. Is responding to d cries of d people.
Lastly, @lalasticlala, tanx for d prompt investigation n closing of d thread.

More; seun, lalasticlala do ur part, lets draw d attention of d world to this barbaric carnage going on in southern kaduna! Then maybe d ig, gov, president will sit up and do something

Horrifying pictures of victims of fulani herdsmen in southern kaduna! This is heart wrenching! Gov of Kaduna and d president have to bring d perpetrators of these heinious acts to book asap!
Why is everybody keeping quiet? Why d silence from d media, CAN, Churches, GOs?

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[quote author= post=52524862]But why . Doesn't this count as jungle justice, don't they deserve a trial, are they not citizens with rights anymore ?[/quote]Jungle justice for jungle boy!

peculiar3:
blame it on nollywood


many months in front of the television can bend the mind to do silly things


she would have gotten away with it if SSS had minded their business


...my mavro is still growing , long live MMM... 14th Jan almost here

Bros we sell ropes & otapiapia bonanza price, bogof! Bonanza ends Jan 14.

NIJJAking:
REPENT NOW OF YOUR SINFUL EVIL WAYS TO AVOID SPENDING YOUR ETERNITY IN HELL FIRE....JESUS CHRIST LOVES AND WARN YOU TO REPENT AND CONVERT NOW TO CHRISTIANITY TO AVOID HELL FIRE WHEN YOU DIE....you are not a mistake creature, God specially made you to be with Him here and in eternity in heaven. Give God a try today and you will know He exists and love you so much.

Guy carry u n ur hell fire go religion section

MrPresident1:

Our Lord Jesus Christ will be here latest latest latest by the 20th of January 2017, this is written in Daniel 2:44
Let us all prepare to receive him, in our watchfulness and sobriety

U don carry ur 2 left leg reach here? No p, Jan 20 no far, u & mmm guys, don't no who is more deluded

MrPresident1:

Our Lord Jesus Christ will be here latest latest latest by the 20th of January 2017, this is written in Daniel 2:44
Let us all prepare to receive him, in our watchfulness and sobriety

U don't carry ur 2 left leg reach here? No p, Jan 20 no far, u & mmm guys, don't no who is more deluded

iykepromotions:
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LordaGuru:
Nigerians!!! What is with una and Virginity?! Immediately I saw the Title of this thread, I knew this thread would have the highest traffic for the day. "Virginity is not important, virginity is useless,..." yet see the massive number of folks currently viewing this thread. Even Seun, Lasticlala, etc don't want to be left behind, viewing with so much alacrity Why do we like trying so hard to deny the conspicuously obvious! It shows that people that condemn virginity are self-deceiving hypocrites that are unconsciously envious of the Status they've lost and can NEVER regain. Everyone "prefers a new tear-rubber Car to a naija used 2nd hand, 3rd hand, 25th hand car". I'm glad GOD has given me my Desire, I finally found my wife-to-be, a virtuous Virgin; Yoruba lady with natural beautiful! Watch out for our Marriage pre-wedding things, and wedding IV. You shall all be cordially invited.

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plaetton:
God must be crazy.

Blasphemy! If not for his mercy, u wld have been consumed, like Ananias n saphira, like those 42 kids laffing @ d man of dog. Sorry, god, sorry, God! God loves u, ask him 4 4giveness now. Or else.....

Oma307:
I don't believe in luck but in God's mercy

Belief does'nt matter as much as d truth, cos u can belive a lie!

Oma307:
God please let your mercy prevail over us, rip

I say this too, but just wondering y his mercy didn't cover them? Is it possible theres nothing like mercy/favour for us? Maybe we're just lucky

Arielle:
And their bombastic daughter, Afolina. "Come again Mummy. You mean that stinking straw mattress is still lying on Daddy's wretched bed. Oh what a shame! " :
Zebrudaya's first wife was called Gertrude, I think. I believe she died and was replaced by "Ovularia Uredia Nwogbo, alias G4, of Bakana via Isiokpo" Oh Lawd! Memories!

Wao! Can't even remember their daughter, must have bin wen they just started x masquerade.
My eyes are wet, memorable times, we never had gen . smh for naija
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dunkem21:
Are they now trying to blame us?

We share part of d blame, d govt ( including d CBN gov) share d other half. Successive govts in d past missed it when we squandered excess dollars in d oil boom era, money that shld have been used to fix d industries; textile, steel, power etc
Our large, insatiable appetite for anything foreign must be checked, we have to start appreciating n loving/using our local productsproducts.
Above all, we need to be a net exporter, export more than we import.

*someone sent this, as copied*!

NIGERIA CBN GOVERNOR
Gowin Emefiele was
Quoted:

“It is either I do not understand economics and
how exchange rates work or a vast majority of us Nigerians still don’t get how we have wrecked our country with our own curious choices. Just this morning, I was listening to the radio and the lady on air went on and on about how she thought CBN governor, Godwin Emefiele was incompetent and should be sacked because the Naira was now exchanging at 309 or so to the USD.
“That view pretty much echoes the sentiments
expressed by many people I know and it amazes me that there are Nigerians who actually think there is some magic POLICY that can make the Naira strong in the near term. If my economics and my understanding of the way the world works are right, then that is as far from the truth as Jesus Christ is black.
“The simple fact of the matter is that apart from
oil that accounts for over 90% of our revenues, we really don’t have much of an economy. We hardly produce anything, we import even toothpicks, so exactly what policy is going to be implemented that will turn Nigeria into a top exporting economy in the near term? Where are our Apples, IBMs, Disneys, GMs, General Electrics, Coca Colas, Empire State buildings, Statues of Liberties, Lockheeds, Citibanks, JP Morgans, ExxonMobils, NBAs, Super Bowls etc? Let me bring that closer home.
“There was a time long ago when Nigeria had a
truly strong economy and the naira was one to
the dollar – even exchanged for higher than the
USD, but that Nigeria is not this Nigeria. Sadly
that Nigeria was laid by the British, and this
Nigeria (if you don’t believe in the nonsensical
imperialist conspiracies like me) – fueled by the
DAMAGING Indigenization Decree, has been the
creation of us Nigerians.Back then we had a booming economy. We were either the top, or among the top exporters, of timbre, cocoa, groundnuts, rubber, palm oil, etc, in the world. Nigerians not only holidayed at home in their villages, at Yankari Games Reserve, at Obudu Cattle Ranch, at Oguta Lake, at Ikogosi springs, at Gurara Falls, at Mambilla Platueau, etc, we attracted international tourists who brought in loads of foreign exchange. Even Nigerian schools were foreign exchange earners because they attracted foreign students.
“We had different car assembly plants – Peugeot, Volkswagen, Anamco etc. Nigerian government officials only bought vehicles assembled in Nigeria for official cars. We had a thriving sports industry. We were not Man United or Chelsea fans, we were Rangers or IICC fans. We had the Nduka Odizors, people made money from sports. We also had companies like Lennards and Bata producing school shoes in their thousands, we had the thriving Nigerian Airways and the Aviation School in the north that produced some of the best pilots in the world. In those days if you were brilliant you were respected much more than the crass money-miss-road contractors of today.
Most of the Aje Butters I knew had fathers who
were university dons. Back then it meant
something to ‘know book’. Our textile industry
was alive and well. Just recently I watched a
news report on the textile industry in Nigeria on
CCTV News. Though the main focus was on the
comatose status of the industry, I was stunned by the gigantic Kaduna Textile Mill built in 1957. I could go on and on. “Today however, no thanks to our parents (and we must call them out the way Wole Soyinka did his generation) and many of us (and we should be remembered for failing our children if we continue like this), we have destroyed everything.
Today for instance Nigerian football (which comes easy to me obviously) doesn’t appeal to us, we have to fly across thousands of miles to watch ‘our’ clubs play. Every year we collectively burn billions of Naira being fans of clubs that give us nothing back, but some ‘entertainment value’ –simple pleasures for which we are ready to destroy the future of our children.
“Well people, payback time is here. Even with our ta-she-re money we all want to wear designer clothes and carry designer bags, Armani, Givenchy, Louis Vuitton etc. We all want to drive jeeps with American specs, our children must now school overseas and acquire the necessary accents to come back home and bamboozle their ‘bush and crass’ contemporaries that they left behind. Who holidays in Nigeria anymore, is there Disneyland here? No one buys made-in-Nigeria school bags for their children, after all no Superman or Incredible Hulk or Cinderella on them.“We are no longer top exporters of anything and the demise of oil means we have zilch… zero.
A country of 170M fashion-
conscious people has no textile industry. We take delight in showing how our made-in- Switzerland Aso Ebi is different class to everyone else’s. When we help our musicians grow and pay them millions, they repay us by immediately shipping the monies overseas to produce their “i-don-dey- different-level” music videos. It makes no difference that distinctly Zulu dancers are dancing to a Nigerian highlife song. “As stars concerned they also wed and holiday overseas to impress us all. All the musicians who acknowledge their Ajegunle roots now speak in a cocktail of strange accents to symbolise how much they have blown their monies overseas. Were we a more serious people, the highly popular Kingsway Stores of the past would probably have a thousand outlets pan Nigeria today supporting a massive agriculture industry among others, but today we have the likes of SPAR, Shoprite, dominating the retail industry while Kingsway is dead. “And we Nigerians make it a special point to shop from the Oyinbos who have ‘cleaner shops’, ‘better this and better that’. For our personal pleasure we don’t mind them dominating us in our own backyard and shipping proceeds overseas. I could go on and on, but I don tire. Even as you are reading this, stop for a moment and look around you. What you see will probably explain why we are lucky it is not N1000 to the USD yet. And don’t think for a moment that it cannot get there. “Just continue to wear your Armani gear and Swiss-made lace, continue to spend your money on Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Barca and encourage your children to do same. (My
article tomorrow in my Saturday column in This
Day is on the Nigerian champions Enyimba FC –
Nigeria’s most successful club – not having a
sponsor, yet Nigerian brands pay over N600m to
Man United and Arsenal for sponsorship to
impress us.) Ehhh, no problem, continue to tell
me the NPFL is rubbish or the clubs should clean up their act if they want sponsorship, mo gbo . “Don’t curtail your interest in choice wines ( we were the number one champagne
consumers in the world in 2015), continue to love your American specs, cheer the education ministry for letting schools sink to pitiable levels, don’t fight them to improve our schools, don’t chide them for letting schools drop Nigerian history and embrace British, America and whatever else curricular. “Carry on with your love of French wines and Chinese silk, don’t bother about Jamiu Alli when there is Roger Federer. Stock up on your Italian, American, British products which you cannot live without, including the ‘baby soft’ toilet rolls produced only in that small unique village in England – the days are long gone since you were a broke student who used wet newspapers to wipe your butt. “Don’t even consider holidaying in Nigeria, it’s too dangerous – you have to fulfill your dream of being Nigeria’s Henry Ford. Don’t listen to people like me who have a wardrobe full of only cheap adire that is actually cheaper than just one of your Tom Ford blazers. Please keep dressing in fine silk made in some exotic place so you can be addressed accordingly.
“Finally keep letting corrupt leaders who have looted your commonwealth and shipped all the monies overseas get away because to attack them does not fit your political narrative. Let us continue with the fine life, let us all continue to work for Oyinbo. But don’t forget that there is a payback time: Worth sharing again. I must equally add, there is nothing wrong in wearing designers but it's the misplaced priority over the lives of children and the economy of a whole nation. Remember that Because you can afford it, doesnot make it compulsory to have it.

Pls pa[truncated by WhatsApp]

iambliss:
Are we tithing with your money? Abeg carry your demon inspired wisdom go front make we see road.

Am sure you're 1 of d victims of mmm, u sound like them; 'is it ur money? Is it ur high bp? Is it ur suicide? Time wld tell, Jan 15 no far!

Otem2016:
Which of the gods do you mean, OP? IS IT YAHWEH(SATAN)?

Both are 1 n the same; 2 sides of a coin.afterall, evil spirits from God enter Saul n Pharaoh, he even confessed himself that he creates Good & Evil!
A god that sets up people he hates just to kill them, lies to his own prophet in order to kill him! A god that is jealous, loses his temper n flies into a rage killing everything in sight! Regrets his action, cannot defeat a mere man in a wrestling bout, kills 42 children in 1 occasion n thousands in Egypt, yet can't protect n provide for vulnerable children all over d world etc etc Sounds like a man to me, or an alien, not d Omini-mini of d universe.

Mimzyy:
This doesn't make sense. Stop the blasphemy.

No vex, I modified, removed d f word, is it ok now? Cos I can prove everything in that conversation from d buybull!