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dalaman:
Hilarious.

Sad reality, tragicomedy.

STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last penny to your pastor to buy a jet.

MUMU is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend.

IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache.

KOLO is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you refuse to give him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in your pocket because it is your tithe money….

YOU are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like poo during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option, factory fitted air conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slow driving along the road.

IGNORANCE is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the best things in the world; the fine houses, cars, jets, etc, while you are waiting till you get to haven to enjoy your own….

Iberiberism is when your husband is Papa Emeka but you call your pastor Daddy and even bow down to greet him.

Itiboribo is when you are brainwashed to believe whatever nonsense your pastor says, simply because he performs all sorts of abracadabra.

Your Mumu no go kill you in Jesus Name

Good

MrPresident1:
You are a criminal for this nonsense you just spouted.

God controls everything. He is the one that links man and woman, he is the one that makes them marry each other. God is in absolute control of the universe.

And you're very foolish for d thrash u spewed up there. What do u know about life? God has given man some responsibilities, 1 of which is to choose a life partner. Another is to read n pass ur exams, its ur type that carries fellowship activities on ur head during exam period on campus, hoping God will show u expo in ur dreams, only to fail woefully.

Happy wkend

jerseyboy:
Last Last na una go still beg dem to come back.

And if they don't? Did u read d writeup at all?

http://humansarefree.com/2017/04/bolivia-announces-complete-ban-on.html?m=0&utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork&fbclid=IwAR2RQMpdnMiG4K2LQcq5HzOTSUJPcg1ZA7PZFGLzzaMb2tRC5QSswebTfXY
Bolivia has followed in Hungary's footsteps and has kicked the Rothschild's banks out of the country.

Bolivia has reclaimed its financial independence by not responding to financial pressure from the U.S government or Rothschild owned banking entities.

The South American country is one of a growing list of nations that are rejecting the International Monetary Fund and freeing themselves from financial and economic slavery.

YNW reports: The International Monetary Fund (IMF) and US-dominated World Bank have been major players in the global economic landscape ever since their creation in 1944.


These international banking organizations, which are privately controlled by the notorious Rothschild banking family, first pressure nations to deregulate their financial sector, allowing private banks to loot their economies.

An increasing number of people are waking up to the fact that 99% of the Earth's population is controlled by an elite 1% — but did you know that one family, the Rothschilds, rule everything, even that elite 1%?

Complete List Of Rothschild-Owned And Controlled Banks

Once the governments are forced to bail-out their deregulated financial sector, the IMF or World Bank sets up a loan package written in secret by central bankers and finance ministers that undermine their national sovereignty and force them to adopt policies of austerity that harm workers, families, and the environment.

Bolivia has become the first South American country to grow wise to the ruse. They have worked hard to gain financial independence and are now in the process of kicking the Rothschild controlled banks out of their country.

True Activist reports:

Before Evo Morales assumed the office of president, Bolivia was suffering from the effects of IMF/World Bank-imposed austerity and privatization that exploited its people and resources. It was also South America’s poorest nation.

Though the Bolivian people, through strong showings of popular resistance over a period of years, were able to stop some of the worst privatization efforts – particularly the privatization of the nation’s water supply, many of the shackles imposed by these Rothschild-controlled institutions remained.

Morales, who became Bolivia’s 80th president in 2006, was the first president to come from Bolivia’s majority indigenous Aymara population and has since focused on poverty reduction and combating the influence of the United States and multinational corporations in Bolivia.

Ten years later, Morales, a Democratic socialist, has managed to transform Bolivia into the fastest growing South American economy all while maintaining a balanced budget and slashing its once-crippling government debt.

Bolivia’s newfound economic independence has now empowered Morales to reject the very same institutions that once preyed upon his country.

Just a few weeks ago, Morales announced that Bolivia will no longer respond to the demands or blackmail of the United States, the World Bank, or the IMF.

This is what Syria is all about: Only 4 Countries Left Without a ROTHSCHILD Central Bank

During a visit to Tarija in Southern Bolivia, Morales said:

“Before, in order to obtain credit from the IMF, we were forced to give up a part of our country, but we have liberated ourselves economically and politically and we are no longer dependent on other countries or institutions.”

Morales praised social movements and the people’s unity for the country’s ability to resist and reject privatization and foreign influence.

However, Bolivia has done much more under Morales’ leadership than ban international banking cartels from operating within it borders.

Bolivia has kicked out numerous multi-corporations since Morales took office, including McDonalds and Coca-Cola, while also refusing to cooperate with the US’ disastrous War on Drugs.

Rothschild Zionism — the Gods of Money and War

It also devotes 14% of its national budget to education, the second most of any country in South America. In contrast, only 1.7% of the national budget goes to education in the US.

Morales also forced foreign oil and gas companies to pay an astounding 82% of its profits to the Bolivian government, which is used to fund a variety of popular social programs benefiting the poor. Poverty in Bolivia has dropped significantly as a result.

Bolivia’s transformation under Morales proves that any nation, no matter how impoverished, can throw off the shackles imposed by international bankers and return the power to the people.

Sources: NeonNettle.com; YourNewsWire.com; TrueActivist.com

Timagex:
. Long exposure sir

Nice

wolesmile:
Is no one suspecting the father?





Let's ask the wife, was there ever a time when arguments as to the paternity of the children was raised?

My thoughts exactly!

Happy Sunday

Happy Sunday

Happy Sunday

TRUSTEDGUY:
,Na so e dey start small time dem go break.

Besides Nigeria and Kenya which one better pass.

Ignorance! For ur info, Kenya is way ahead of Nigeria on almost all indices

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Happy sunday

Happy sunday everybody.
Please take note of the following adjustment to the dates & Venue of the Training:

Venue:122A, Obadina street (Street Opposite GTB), Omole Phase 1, Ojodu Berger.
Dates:
3 week-ends (Saturdays & Sundays)
Photography: Nov. 17th, 18th, 24th, 25rh & Dec. 2nd, 3rd, 2018.
Video Editing: Jan. 12th, 13th, 19th, 20th, 26th, & 27th, 2019.
Time: 10am-2pm.

cr7lomo:
But what do u expect, most women 4k to get these things...most Nigerian women are very lazy...if u are with a very rich young boy driving fancy cars , scattering money in clubs and stats in lekki phase1, a boy in his early 20s , the first thing ud say is he is a yahoo boy... Almost all female celebs 4k to prosper ...it's a known fact ...don't forget she left her husband's house... I fact is that i know Lilian 4ks big men for money...not hear say...I hv seen with my eyes

Don't mind those mumu hailing her, saying its hard work, well her tohtoh is working very hard.

martineverest:
at least we know she is hardworking...not those unknown actresses that build houses with questionable resources

Hardworking how? So u think acting gave her that kind of money? Ever wondered y male actors are not spending big like their female counterparts? Do u no how much was sunk in this business, in lekki for that matter? And she's separated frm her husband, so its not her husbands money, she def has big god(s) somewhere spoiling her silly (no wonder she abandon her marriage). it's a well known fact most of our actresses are oloshos, that's d only way they can afford to buy houses n set up businesses worth hundreds of millions in highbrow areas, (without any visible source of income,) while their male counterparts dey roast, living in penury. From INI Edo to merci aigbe, Chika ike, d list is endless

NOTICE:
Please note that there is a little adjustment in the date and venue:
New Start Date: Sat. 17th, Nov. 2018.
New Venue: 122A, Obadina street (Street Opposite GTB), Omole Phase 1, Ojodu Berger.
Contact us for details: 08030822276
I will be at the above address tomorrow, for meet-up/inquiries, see you.

NOTICE:
Please note that there is a little adjustment in the date and venue:
New Start Date: Sat. 17th, Nov. 2018.
New Venue: 122A, Obadina street (Street Opposite GTB), Omole Phase 1, Ojodu Berger.
Contact us for details: 08030822276
I will be at the above address tomorrow, for meet-up/inquiries, see you.

NOTICE:
Please note that there is a little adjustment in the date and venue:
New Start Date: Sat. 17th, Nov. 2018.
New Venue: 122A, Obadina street (Street Opposite GTB), Omole Phase 1, Ojodu Berger.
Contact us for details: 08030822276

BetterDaysAhead:
Good evening nairalanders. Please, I want the good people here to please assist me with a job. The hardship has gotten to my neck hence the reason I came on social network to solicit for help. I have been borrowing to survive for months now and no hope of paying back if I don't get a job.
I am a B. Sc holder and I have my CV available. I stay in Abuja and I am ready to relocate to any part of Nigeria for the job. Potential helpers can reach me on 08157514612 or vision2020ispossible@gmail.com.
Thanks

Better go learn a skill, there are millions like u out there, in coat, with CV in hand looking for d elusive proverbial white collar job.

Travel the world, mix with the stars, make money while having fun!
Pix1. Hanging out with ma man, Forest in NY.
Pix2. With the stunningly beautiful Monalisa.
Pix3. With Tee-mac and Marlon Jackson.
See u @ d top!

Travel the world, mix with the stars, have fun while making money!
Pix1. Hanging out with ma man, Forest in NY.
Pix2. With the stunningly beautiful Monalisa.
Pix3. With Tee-mac and Marlon Jackson.
See u @ d top!

Get the skills and jobs will look for you. Short story:
Yours truly is an Electrical/Electronic engineer from one of the most prestigious campus in d country, OAU. (Let's not go into the story of the years/stress it took to get admitted for that course and to graduate, story for another day smiley ). Long story short, the course i read did not get me a tangible job, it's my passion (Photography) that got me a good job when i decided to work (yes, didn't bother looking for a job for many years).
Summary of my story: In time past, getting a B.Sc. means automatic job, very good job for that matter! But not so anymore, the narrative has changed. Nowadays, Getting a B.Sc. even masters, is no guaranty of a job, not even a certificate from universities in the western world! (Unfortunately, alot of undergraduates/corpers still don't get this salient fact.) Even some 1st class grads are looking for jobs (sad reality).
You need a paradigm shift to understand and be ahead of the game by acquiring sought-after skills, skills you can do business with and also get a job with. The secret of survival in this country now is multiple streams of income, and that is the opportunity i bring to you.
Be wise, be smart! Grab this opportunity to learn the Art of Digital Photography at a discount and be empowered for life. Make money while having fun, (yes d job is fun). Be fulfilled with a full pocket (my definition of success).
What are u still waiting for? Call/watsapp now for more info and registration: 08030822276.
Email: digipixenterprises@gmail.com, Web: www.digipix.com.ng/wp
Below: Practical class with some of our students.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1058024140253343744
Pls watch and judge

gloria34:
turn d tables, would u say same if it was d woman who cheated?

Make I hear word jor! All d di.cks she's been banging since she moved out nko? If I'm ubi, its over, won't accept her back cos its obvious she doesn't luv him, just realised she's d loser, d more di.cks she bangs d more her value drops. But ubi is a pussy nigga, n she knows how to press his mumu button.

Get the skills and jobs will look for you. Short story:
Yours truly is an Electrical/Electronic engineer from one of the most prestigious campus in d country, OAU. (Let's not go into the story of the years/stress it took to get admitted for that course and to graduate, story for another day smiley ). Long story short, the course i read did not get me a tangible job, it's my passion (Photography) that got me a good job when i decided to work (yes, didn't bother looking for a job for many years).
Summary of my story: In time past, getting a B.Sc. means automatic job, very good job for that matter! But not so anymore, the narrative has changed. Nowadays, Getting a B.Sc. even masters, is no guaranty of a job, not even a certificate from universities in the western world! (Unfortunately, alot of undergraduates/corpers still don't get this salient fact.) Even some 1st class grads are looking for jobs (sad reality).
You need a paradigm shift to understand and be ahead of the game by acquiring sought-after skills, skills you can do business with and also get a job with. The secret of survival in this country now is multiple streams of income, and that is the opportunity i bring to you.
Be wise, be smart! Grab this opportunity to learn the Art of Digital Photography at a discount and be empowered for life. Make money while having fun, (yes d job is fun). Be fulfilled with a full pocket (my definition of success).
What are u still waiting for? Call/watsapp now for more info and registration: 08030822276.
Email: digipixenterprises@gmail.com, Web: www.digipix.com.ng/wp
Pix1. Editing suite
Pix2. Some students during a practical session
pix3. Explaining the technicalities of D DSLR camera.