₦airaland Forum

dapipson:
Amadiora, what are you waiting for?

Abi sango?

Each time she wakes-up from orgasm due to 9"dickriding, she writes something joblessly senseless. This is one of them.


Get a life.
Say no to dickriders

dickrider:


I HOPE AS FROM MAY 29, HE WILL ARREST THAT LOUD MOUTHED TRAITOR KANU WHO OWNS BIAFRA RADIO FOR TREASON. THAT IRRESPONSIBLE MAN HAS BEEN SPEWING VENOM CAPABLE OF CAUSING CRISIS IN THE COUNTRY. HE SHOULD BE SERIOUSLY DEALT WITH AND LOCKED UP FOR LIFE SO OTHER BIAFRA SCREAMERS CAN KNOW BUHARI IS NOT A CLUELESS MAN WHO WILL ALLOW NONENTITIES TO DISTURB OUR UNITY

Dear dicksucker ;Ddicksucker

From what OP posted, organizations prefer to use cheap labour which HND provides and B. Sc can't grant even if it's a 2.2

Well, OP, I admire your beauty. Ur pic rocks.
Keep it up.

iamrealdeji:
Taking it to the core from all the tribes,hausas can't pronounce certain words properly,and they are heavily accented,example is Buhari,Igbos are as well heavily accented even though they can pronounce words better than hausas,but yorubas are neutral,even if a yoruba man speaks bad grammar,he can't be as accented as hausas/igbos,he'd rather be neutral and probably speak slowly,about eloquence,yorubas are the most educated because Igbos rely more on business,many hausas are almajiris

Bigot!!!

Afeecee instead of APC.
Where's that from?

Summer1:
Dudes correcting my write ups with fear of being scrutinized by others, proofreading their writeups over and over to avoid blunders and impress others to make it look like they are not victims of the topic, reading my comments and looking for wrongly placed comma,full stop or apostrophe, well I don't have time to do all of that. When you post a comment and their are mistakes,it doesn't necessarily mean that you are bereft of the use of english,well, that depends on the construction though. You don't access one's English from typewritten grammar, except in extreme cases. I never said I was perfect,no one is. But if your English is generally poor, I won't really regard you.

Up you.

Summer1:
I understand u got pissed at the topic but its quite unfortunate I can't take it back.. Tell ur male friends with a poor usage of English to upgrade..it's for their own good

My dear, don't insult them. Go back to your post, you'll see how better it gets with careful application of punctuation marks.

You're right anyway, bad English is a harsh turn-off. Though, most times I become an English teacher, correcting this and that. That can be very boring and annoying.

Happy Sunday, Olola4
I'll answer u later.

How does FTC taste?

stingersmiler:
Still waiting for the poster to answer my questions

Waiting too. Proud Madonite.

homesteady:
And I almost forgot to check out this thread, Thank God I still opened it! See gist I for miss!

Na wa for this Madonna school oh Ha! It won't be far fetched to call it Sodom and Gomorrah!
1) Anti Philo and Susu are running a lesbian cartel in the school
2) Father Edeh likes fair girls
3) There is a BCH graduate guy who refused to leave the school because he still wants to drill more guys asses
4) there are many gay guys in the school, they even bear names like Beyonce and Pesky
5) Anti Philo girls are terrorising 100 level boys!

And this is happening in a Catholic School! Sign of the cross!

Be careful

nurselala:
I couldn't help but to open an account to contribute to what d op said. I can beat my chest that d op is 100% correct, am a graduate nurse from Madonna university elele campus and I can affirm to d fact that Susu as she's called in d school is a lesbian, and those of u blaming the Op for not putting their real names, majority of Madonna students don't know their full names, after my 5 years in that shit hole called a school I can neither tell u Philo's full name nor Susu name. my dear people d girl isn't lying at all ooh, d only part dat got me surprised was that of philo, wouldn't have thought about it in my wildest dream. pray those students can send evidence for those of us that has graduated to pursue for them, since we can neither be suspended nor expelled. And besides d father founder hand too isn't clean, leave all those stories he tell, I know what am talking about.

Ella is that u?

Pls oh! If there is any truth in all this, let's prod these ppl especially that room to come forward so we can fight for their right.

Graduated from BCH, MADONNA-U and I m proud of it.

Okijajuju1:
I almost commented on her Grammar.. The 'Anti' matter kept ma[b][/b]king m[b][/b]y e[b][/b]yes w[b][/b]ater.

Like seriously, has WAEC cancelled Essay writing from SSCE examinations?

How about ur own?

whiteroses:
(in the sense that you are going clubbig or going to see your man)

For those who club ni !

Now that we have ppl like Bruce in the house, we can believe in the credibility of NASS.

jeeqaa7:
Jonathan is threading a dangerous path! Remain a gentle man and let posterity fight for you.. You are trying to heat up the polity and make the nation ungovernable when you leave .. What ever dime you and your cohorts steal... U will surely pay back...
















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HEADLINES IN NATIONAL DAILIES IN 2019
** Buhari refuses to run for 2nd term
Pledges support for osibanjo and okorocha candidacy
**Jonathan sentenced to 40 years in prison with hard labour.

**Tompolo Captured with gunshot wounds.

**Asari arrested along Seme Boarder.

**City People Magazine acquires AIT

**Diezeani's confession too late as court sentenced her to 100 years in prison for corruption.

**Bode George repatriated from Columbia admitted he splitted contracts..

**$20B fully recovered as Buhari
commissioned Second Niger Bridge.

**Buhari commissioned Lagos Kano Light Rail

**No more pension Fraud in Nigeria, Financial Times insist.

**Nigeria daily stolen crude oil reduced to 1 barrel per day ...experts describe it as one man one matchet!

**Mama Taraba reclaims mandate as Supreme Court sacks PDP in Taraba

**More Chibok Girls recovered as UN
corroborated Nigeria's claim of total demolition of boko haram.

**$1 now N2.20K Diesel now stands at N15 a litre....Petrol N10 and kerosene N5 as Buhari commissions Nigeria's 9th Refinery.

**Kasahmu in Texas Prisons says I miss Nigeria.

**Osinbajo congratulates Nigeria on second anniversary of 24hrs a day power supply.

**Dakuku now Rivers State Governor as Wike flee to Cameroon.

**10 Nigerian Universities among World's best 20 Universities...

***Babangida Aliyu Talban Minna jailed 60 years in prison with hard labour as court confisticate all his assets.

*** Ibrahim Babangida, Olusegun Obasanjo returned 25 Billion dollars to government to avoid prosecution.
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Tinubu nabbed in NY.. Tried and jailed


"Nigeria has the best human rights record.."-
ICC.

Like if you believe
Share if you don't believe

Dream on. Tell us when u wake-up.

Inkman:
oh i see
that means his pic shouldn't be there at all
it is supposed to be president then governor
of the state before the minister's pic

Are u Ok. Which state governor in Abuja Federal Ministry Office?

soe:
i hope this has nothing to do with your signature...but all the same..if you want ..i can guide you to give crazy criticisms and arguments. Be my friend..and I'll carry on from there. Strictly IQ chats on whatsapp. Agreed?? Send ur digits.

But the first trick: No Pidgin English. Pidgin english helps to make the brain lazy...trigger your mind to speak high level English with a rich diction n vocabulary.

I really appreciate your kind of person.
08032331128

KlaireKlement:
Hmmm...Hope say those folks 4 village never find ur file.

U ehh!!!

olisaemeka777:
Yeah! Chuka! What's up with you? [code][/code]TeamENUGU.

My brother, this our patience Na strong faith o

olisaemeka777:
THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD INFO. BROTHER, IF YOU KNOW MORE TELL US, PLEASE.

TeamENUGU.

Olisaemeka!!!
#TEAMENUGU
#CHUKA

Ndlistic:
He hav[b][/b]e such a wonderful children. The are all grown up.

He have abi?

ENGLISH LANGUAGE F9

irunoobo:



Deeeekk is sweet in the pool

Ur eyes, ur lips, ur boobs... Hmmm!
U deeeek?
No wonder u love 69.

Lai Mohd misunderstood Metuh. Metuh was speaking of APC's attack on GEJ not of APC crumbling PDP.

Nice and helpful.
Thanks



FTC

garrix8:
Nonsense!!!

You sit for SSCE and make F9 parallel, you accept the result and automatically become a candidate for the Nobel peace prize.

Your house rent expires, you move out almost immediately and automatically become a candidate for the Nobel peace prize.

You lost an election, whether you concede defeat or not you must leave by May 29th. Anything else is bunkum.

Jonadunce is eternally foolish.

Mtscheeeew

Unrelated ambiguous analogies.

shumuel:
It just doesn't feel right, The Bible says and i quote ''It is not what goes into the Man that defiles the Man but what comes out of him''

Just think of it, the same tongue you use in Praying ''communicating'' with your maker is the same tongue you use to lick sper.m or cum, these things are meant for reproductions not Ice-creams.

But because the world has gone A wire, if you must, please protect the tongue. I heard there are Tongue Condo.ms now, use it.

Meaningless

Haywire, not A wire.

INDUSTRIALFAN:
I totally understand how he felt.....
I remember vividly how my mum almost caught me... All I had running through my mind was "OH FVCK.... OH FVCK....OH FVCK" I couldnt think straight again and as a result, I forgot where the stop or close buttons were and with the settings of my laptop, even if I had closed the lappy, it would still be playing loud and clea ;Dr so I couldnt even do that.... I just flung the laptop to one corner of the room and the impact might have move the battery cos the laptop just went off... She suspected sth sha cos she ws like " why did you throw Ur laptop as I ws entering ur room?" and I said "a wall gecko ran over my body" and she just said "hmmm" I wan die that day...

thief

Na to hold power button with all muscle till e switch off.

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peckhamboi:
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APC 355,698

PDP 261,857

Where is Our East?

When was Peter Obi impeached?