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Donshaga:
Most guys don't know how to text girls and spark attraction.

If you're you're among those guys that don't know how to woo women when texting her on WhatsApp or Facebook.

Don't worry man because in this post you'll learn the Top Best Ways to Text Women That Get Her To Like You & What To Text Her In Certain Situation.
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WARNING: This informative post is quite long and not for lazy readers , if you're that type then leave this post now
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Alright... let's roll..

#1 Blame Her For Trying To Seduce You:-

This is an extremely powerful method of texting girls because this buy into that frame of mind and conditions her to start pursuing and chasing you.

Use this technique throughout all of your interactions (including face-to-face) and watch the attraction skyrocket.

Example:
HER:"Guess What!"
YOU: "You want to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me ? You're so naughty :p


HER: “How are you?”
YOU: “what in bed?….jeez you’re too forward! :p”
HER “haha that’s not what I meant!”
YOU: “yeah right...you're so bad”

HER: “Guess What!”
YOU: “Let me guess....you want to grab a drink and get me drunk so you can take advantage of me? You are so bad!!

HER: "Ok , good night, I'm going to bed now"
YOU: "Hey, slow down girl..we just met I can't go to bed with you yet"

#2:Cocky & Funny:-

Women know that cocky guys are usually confident guys. However, cockiness alone can appear rude and arrogant, and most women don’t want to date that type of guy.

Try to mix cockiness with a touch of humor as this is very effective, and will set you apart from the average (needy) guys who try to seek her approval. It also jokingly sets the framework that she is chasing you, which baits her to play along and agree to that role.

YOU : Stop it ..*smiles*
HER: Stop what ?
YOU : "Thinking about me.. you'll get to see me again soon enough"

YOU : "Congratulations!"
HER : "for what?"
YOU : I was just thinking of you . Congratulations

YOU : So are you in love with me yet ?
HER : lol..no we've just met.
YOU: LOL.. You're really good at playing this hard-to-get thing, but just give it a few more days.*smiles*

#3 Bait & Switch
You essentially bait her into thinking that you are saying one thing — like being totally overly into her — and then switch to something else — like teasing her or being cocky.
It's like lowering her attraction for a moment so that you can increase it even higher

Example:
YOU:“I can't stop thinking about...........*smiles*”
HER: “me? ”
YOU: “No. Lollipops. Why would I be thinking about you? jk :p

•I know it’s wrong, I know it’s too early and I know I’m probably being desperate, but I really have to tell you this, I can’t hold it back any longer. You’ll probably think I’m insane, that I'm going too far, and you might even despise me a little for saying this, but please understand that I’m only doing it because I think it’s right, because I can’t hold back my true feelings any longer….I think Tiwa Savage is really really hot."
Note: This works great especially if she’s told you who her female crush is . Just replace, “Tiwa Savage” with the name of her female crush.

#4 Interesting Questions;
•If you knew you had a week to live what would you do?” “
•Would you rather have a guy who is a great kisser or a great dancer?”

•“Would you rather have a guy that is an amazing lover or has a lot of money?


#5 After You Have Slept With Her
YOU: “Stop...
HER: “What ?”
YOU: “....distracting me....I keep thinking about last night. Bad girl

•YOU: “I can't believe...”
HER: “What?”
YOU: “How incredibly sexy you were last night ”“


#6After You Got Her Phone Number During The Day;

The first text you send a woman after you get her number should never be boring or generic. It should be fun and interesting, string up emotions inside of her and baiting her to reply back.

“Hey, it's John nice meeting you today!” is an awful first text and is what most guys send. If you can, include a playful nickname that uses callback humor — recalling something funny from when you met her
Hey [Nickname] + crazy/random/cool/fun meeting you just now.... + [Bait Question/Statement] + [Your Name]

Example:-
YOU: “Hey Talented Tanya so crazy meeting you just now....do you always do that to guys you just meet? -[your name]
(Note: This will drive her crazy wondering what she did to you)
HER: “Haha do what?”
YOU: “Totally distract guys when they’re innocently minding their own business lol.

•: “So cool meeting you just now....are you always so friendly? -[your name]

#7 RESPONDING TO TESTS
Examples of tests from women via text are, “I have a bf,” “I want you to take me to dinner,” “I don't sleep with guys on the first date,” “I'm not that kind of girl,” “can I bring a friend?” or she may just not respond at all.
Here are some examples of how to respond to a test to show that you are unaffected;

HER: “I don't know If I should hang out with you ”
YOU: “Hmm and here I thought you said you're the fun-loving, adventurous, live-by-your-own-rules kind of girl. You're making me wonder now.”
HER: “I am that kind of girl….you just seem like a bad boy ”
YOU: “Ok prove it.....when are you free next week ?

•Do you text all guys like this....or just guys you are attracted too?”
•Well your still my favorite little brat……well your at least in the top 5”
•“That’s minus 2 cool points :p
• “You are too adorable….what are we gonna do with you

#7 If She Doesn't Respond Your Text

YOU: “Hey I saw a cute little cat the other day and it reminded me of you. Hope you didn't turn into a cat. If you don't reply I will assume the worst.”
HER: “haha no I've just been super busy with school”
YOU: “hmmm....well I'm going to call you in 5 minutes just to make sure this isn't the cat texting me...”
Note: Then you can just call her

•OMG did u get kidnapped into white slavery or something? Holla back

#8 :Funny Answers to Common Questions

HER: “What have you been up too?”
YOU: “Oh not much just busy fighting evil terrorists and rescuing orphans from burning buildings, you know the usual”

HER: “Who is this?”
YOU: “Your future ex-husband. You just weren't spontaneous enough for me in the bedroom -Chris

HERl: “How was your day?”
YOU: “Well, your evil step-mother had me locked up in the castle. But I broke free. Now we can live together happily ever after.


That's it guys. Now you know how to flirt over text.

Till then
-Chris

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okogboe:
It's so sad that we Nigerians see the truth right in front of us and still try to deny it
We are sometimes no better than the developers of these ponzi schemes

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englishmart:
But you can't sponsor brilliant students in your community. Immorality is overrated.

So, that's how you market your own business?

JohnnyPalmer:
This has nothing to do with likes but views cos he made a video about it

Last time I checked... He had over 50 million views on that video

I remeber Messi having over 35 million views on his copa América highlights too

Don't know if there is a record for views and who has more

But if it is about most liked posts.. Which is a big deal

Messi owns it

I'm talking about likes here. That Juventus farewell has over 55 million likes. Go check it yourself and tell me any of Messi's posts that has up to 50 million likes.

paulolee:
simply bcox all his followers are following messi too n are a big fan of Leo...forget dese nairaland jokers

Check his Juventus farewell post and tell me any of Messi's posts that beats it.

gibzzhd:
And yet cant have more like on his post than Zmessi. Ghost followers...

Oga, he has more likes than Messi. His Juventus farewell beats all of Messi's posts.

Definitely you know nothing about football. Yekini is the all-time top scorer for eagles.

Your Iwobi and co put together can't even go close to Odegbami. it's a slap comparing Yekini to these flat head strikers.

Make we no chop?

pretydiva:
The rich are getting richer

This quote is widely spoken by the poor. Please stop it.

offset67:
how is this news? op your mumu never too much

Did seun ever say that Nairaland is meant for news. Una like to dey assume

Mystery9:
have been recording. Where are the records?

Truly ignorance is a disease. You asked for it, check the attached screenshot and see Kogi state on the list.

Kamdil:
Why is there no covid -19 in Kogi, why only Lagos and other states ncdc were allowed to operate without monitoring have Covid patients?

Is it that the Covid jumped Kogi from Lagos,and entered Abuja.


Make una dey deceive una sef

Kogi state have been recording several cases as well for months now o. Stop saying what you have no idea of.

MoDuPe19201:
To be honest, so many factors.

Maybe an error in filling the forms, the work permit is not genuine, work permit has expired, your documents are not completed etc

thank you for the prompt response. Why did you book a round trip ticket? Are we expected to get back to Nigeria anytime soon?

Andyblaze:
Please guys pray for me. I'm stuck in London and I have a show in New York to perform at and the have blocked us from leaving London due to the pandemic lockdown. I need to be in New York this week

have you been paid?

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NOTICE!!!

Let’s make something absolutely clear!

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I’ve been getting some messages from some people that SergienkoLawyers scammed them, he didn’t deliver their documents, they didn’t get visas etc

Dealing with SergienkoLawyers is totally your decision, there are several other agencies that do the same job , so don’t blame anyone for your own personal decisions. You can choose to deal with them or go with different agency. Do your own personal research and make your decision please.

I personally know so many people that got their documents from SergienkoLawyers and their visa was refused....I mean a lot of people! That’s why I said earlier that God’s favour is the main thing here.

Again, deal with SergienkoLawyers at your own risk, I have no business with them.

Thank you.

Pls, what can cause visa denials?

uthlaw:
yeah!

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uthlaw:
Na scam!

I've been seeing this post. Have you tried it?

bayocanny:
can I dm?

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Can you share with us how the interview was eventually if you can still recall.
Thanks

He doesn't have time for here anymore. Search uncle azeez on Google. That's him.

Canada. US immigration law is wack for blacks at the moment.

Norway is also one of the best places to hustle but language barrier. Though lots of them speak English but they give preferrence to those who speak Norwegian.

lekki1444:
But why not make it and stay there if canada is so great ? THATS THE POINT. its a crappy place. people go for the money and then return home

Most people travel abroad to make money and not to move there permanently because it's easier to make money outside Nigeria. And move back to retire home. Not only Canada (it is common among Nigerians in Western countries). The Nigerian blood still lives in us. We only want to make the legal money that Nigeria would only permit fraudulently. The fact that Nigerians all over the world go back home after making money doesn't mean Nigeria is the anywhere near the best. But the love for Nigeria can't be measured. That's why you see Nigerians abroad still coming to Nairaland just to check on their beloved country.

For example: Nigerians working in Lagos would prefer to settle in their home town after retirement.

Even Chinese also do this. Nigerians are not alone in this.

Again, a lot of them also burn the bridge and decide never to go back. I know someone who burnt his Nigerian passport after he got his Canadian passport.

Mikel Obi patiently sat on the Chelsea's bench and got his British citizenship and still invests in Nigeria from afar. He wouldn't have made those millions he's investing if he kept playing for Eyimba. Even at that, his father was kidnapped twice in your eldorado Nigeria.

The goal is make money, secure your life and family's then others are additions.

If their investments don't work out as planned or Fulani herdsmen/ Boko Haram decide to attack them or their businesses, they will take the next available flight back to the Canada that gave them the millions.