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CultureRe: Alaafin Told Us His Forefathers Were Calling Him Two Weeks Ago - Aide by Chatflick(m): 7:50am On Apr 24, 2022
Africans and backwardness. This traditional thing is shit abeg. Which one is his forefathers were calling him? Tomorrow someone will say all these things isn't fetish. Tar!
Web MarketRe: News And Entertainment Website For Sale by Chatflick(op): 7:24am On Apr 24, 2022
blackpanthar:
wow, i just saw this... i am interested
Hello, how can I reach you?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Alesh Akeem Artsassinations Throwback by Chatflick(m): 4:51pm On Apr 23, 2022
Omo your drawings no fine aside that of Rick Ross but as they say, nothing pass grace.
WebmastersRe: A WP developer is needed to EXTENSIVELY edit an ADULT website theme by Chatflick(m): 10:12am On Apr 22, 2022
Perfectzb:
Please be sure that you are good in PHP, HTML, CSS, WordPress and possibly Java script.

If you think you are qualify for this task, please (WhatsApp only): 08032569168 for more information about task description.

Method of payment is:
Milestone

What does it mean? It means that (to avoid falling into 'advance-fee-fraudster') you would NOT be sent advance NOR financially mobilize in anyway before starting the task (Yakub for example wasn't; as you can see here yet, he got paid after completing the task as we agreed). Therefore, if you are interested, we expect you to work like Yakub.

What you should expect:

1. I will tell you everything (at least the nature of the edits) I want you to do on the ADULT website

2. I will ask you for the total charge to do all the work needed on the website as would be explain in no.1

3. We would subdivide the entire work into a number of tasks (or milestones) then, we would divide your total charge for the job by the number of tasks such that each task(or milestone) carries a cost that would be paid as soon as you complete it (like Yakub did (see screenshots)).

What I expect from you:

1. I expect you to work from your own environment NOT from our subdomain, developmental or staging environment for your own assurrance that I cannot steal your codes via cPanel

2. I expect you to share me the URL to the front-end of your working environment for me to browse through and see that your edits are in accordance with our agreement and that the features we discussed are working before my eyes then, I will make payment for the completed task(milestone) so that you can proceed to work on another task (like that until you finish the entire job).

3. I expect you to push tasks which I have paid for immediately to LIVE website before proceeding to work on another task

4. I expect you to follow best practices in coding, check for security vulnerabilities in your code and patch them accordingly

Why don't I award this task to Yakub again?

Because he's too busy, lack the focus I need for this role and doesn't really deliver in-time. As you can see from one of the screenshots, he once chatted that he totally forgot about the task I gave him at some point (imagine...)

IMPORTANT NOTE:

1. I will NOT send you any money until you have completed an agreed task (a milestone)

2. If you cannot complete a task on its dateline, I would give you an extra week before informing you that I may have to interview another developer for that task that you are unable to complete.
Do you still need? I'm a web developer
CelebritiesRe: Tight Security As Rita Dominic Holds Traditional Marriage Today by Chatflick(m): 3:25pm On Apr 19, 2022
Happy moment
InvestmentRe: Forex: Elliotwave-based Trade Calls. by Chatflick(m): 11:47pm On Apr 15, 2022
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InvestmentA Review On The Best Forex Prop Firm by Chatflick(op): 11:34pm On Apr 15, 2022
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InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Chatflick(m): 11:31pm On Apr 15, 2022
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Was The Interviewee's Answer Wrong? (photo) by Chatflick(m): 12:50pm On Apr 14, 2022
He was right in a way though. But he should have swallowed his pride.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by Chatflick(m): 12:46pm On Apr 14, 2022
Nwanimo1 falls under number 2. Helinues na BMC crew alongside . I still dey reason where Slawormiir fall under
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Chatflick(m): 8:13am On Apr 14, 2022
EducationRe: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by Chatflick(m): 9:40am On Apr 13, 2022
Last last I respect English. This one weak me. But it should be "How many years am I older than you with"?
SportsRe: Chukwueze Ends Bayern Munich's UCL Progress As Villarreal Head Into Semis by Chatflick(m): 7:09am On Apr 13, 2022
Kellie069:
Smiles!!! For real, a football match is never over , until it’s over!!! See drama yesterday night!! From Madrid’s three goals down before 80minutes to Bayern’s elimination ! Omo no body saw the two results coming
Abeg I saw Madrid removing Chelsea even at that time. Madrid was never going to bottle that game. They only used psychology on Chelsea.
Web MarketRe: News And Entertainment Website For Sale by Chatflick(op): 1:34pm On Apr 11, 2022
house10s2:
no site name
naijapulse.com.ng
Web MarketNews And Entertainment Website For Sale by Chatflick(op): 12:10pm On Apr 11, 2022
Hello, there is a news and Entertainment website currently for sale. It's a .com.ng site with 129 articles on it. The hosting is expiring in 3 days time. The articles are up to date. If interested kindly indicate. Price is cheap, 10k only.
PoliticsRe: Sell Nigeria Instead Of Taking N6 Trillion Fresh Loan - Timi Frank Tells Buhari by Chatflick(m): 4:42am On Apr 11, 2022
I agree. I just need my own share.
CrimeRe: 71 Chinese Prisoners On Death Row Had Hearts/Lungs Removed During Executions by Chatflick(m): 10:19am On Apr 09, 2022
Same should be done in Nigeria
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghana Bans Spending In Foreign Currencies, Makes Cedi Sole Legal Tender by Chatflick(m): 6:33pm On Apr 08, 2022
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BusinessRe: Myizup Services: Sell Your Paypal Funds, Bitcoin And Gift Cards At Good Rates by Chatflick(op): 10:03am On Apr 04, 2022
Fariq:
Lost your contact. I have PayPal for sale. Email me your WhatsApp number.

@Chatflick
I have done that boss
BusinessRe: Myizup Services: Sell Your Paypal Funds, Bitcoin And Gift Cards At Good Rates by Chatflick(op): 10:02am On Apr 04, 2022
Fariq:
Lost your contact. I have PayPal for sale. Email me your WhatsApp number.
Done.
PoliticsRe: Angela Johnson: God Told Me I Will Be Nigeria’s First Female President by Chatflick(m): 9:09am On Apr 04, 2022
I will vote for her. She will be my president. Nwanyi Oma.
PoliticsRe: Pascal Okechukwu: How EFCC tracked down Cubana Chief Priest by Chatflick(m): 9:01am On Apr 04, 2022
Akponmfet:
Anytime you hear a Biafran man saying that he is doing business, he is either doing armed robbery business or other criminal business. The people are useless, all they do is steal,rob,kill,ritual,drugs and any crime you can think of.That is their only contribution to the economy of Nigeria(Crime).
Just negodu such hatred. You are the jobless one here. Anuofia
PoliticsRe: Pascal Okechukwu: How EFCC tracked down Cubana Chief Priest by Chatflick(m): 8:59am On Apr 04, 2022
buckeyemedia:
Bullion van money busybody because Lagos State complained to you ipobians that money was missing?

Only hypocrites cry more than the bereaved.
You are simply mad. Nothing more.
PoliticsRe: Pete Edochie: Tinubu Too Old, Too Weak To Run For President by Chatflick(m): 9:02pm On Apr 01, 2022
LegendHero:
Peter Edochie is a foolish man, we all know that before.

This same man supported Atiku in 2019 when it’s obvious Atiku is also old and over 70 then. I can bet it that like Obi Pandora, this same man will still support Atiku if he gets PDP ticket in 2023. Is Atiku a young man?

The same man who can't advise his son from resigning from his job to support a 70+ year old Atiku presidency in 2019 that now suddenly remember he has a brain in 2023 to advise Nigerians against voting 70 years old candidate is nothing but a FOOLISH man.

Meth addict old man.
It's obvious you're mad.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Calling Jonathan “Clueless” Over Insecurity In 2013 (Video) by Chatflick(m): 4:00am On Apr 01, 2022
Buhari is sick. He should be impeached or resign.
NYSCRe: Corps Member Dies In Kaduna (Photos) by Chatflick(m):
smile11s:
Na wa o

Na wa o. Is it not time to end this NYSC? I don’t think it achieved its goal.

Okay I’m in a good mood today. Quote me if you need urgent 2k.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Chatflick(m): 8:27pm On Mar 31, 2022
My Bitcoin chart. Before and After. The beginning of the dump.

You can join my Free analysis channel @theforexpreacher on Telegram

WebmastersPremium Themeforest Wordpress Theme For Sale by Chatflick(op): 4:23pm On Mar 31, 2022
I purchased a ThemeForest theme last year and really didn't use it. The theme is very beautiful and can be used for literally any design of your choice. The name of the theme is Ceris and it cost me $59 to purchase. I'll drop the theme url for you to see. Price is just 7k only.

https://themeforest.net/item/ceris-magazine-blog-wordpress-theme/26452254
CrimeKaduna: Terrorists Storm Kofar Gyan Low Cost Estate, Kidnap Families by Chatflick(op): 11:22pm On Mar 30, 2022
Reports from multiple Twitter users claim that Bandits a.k.a Terrorists have stormed a low cost area in Zaria, Kaduna State and are shooting sporadically.

A female Twitter user claimed a Mallam and his family were kidnapped. The attacked seemed to have began by 10:20 pm on Wednesday.

JUST IN: Bandits in large numbers have stormed a Low Cost Area in Kofar Gyan Zaria Of Kaduna State and it's currently under attack.
https://twitter.com/emmaikumeh/status/1509290426423025664?t=uW1pqp3fIOcS2tHpycWgMA&s=19

https://twitter.com/Barde6767/status/1509286940159483914?t=-2TsyZ2LyL2q6CXjl06W_w&s=19


https://twitter.com/Alkibiyawy/status/1509292927574544388?t=CZfc8NFsH9jYI17YTGdC9w&s=19

RomanceRe: Love Of Your Life Can't Have Children. Deal Breaker? by Chatflick(m): 8:17pm On Mar 30, 2022
Nuttella:
God will give us children.

What God cannot do does not exist.

Coming to the natural, love can fade o, and if it fades, the both parties face reality, and a family without kids is really boring, kids spice up marriage.
Love can fade yet your signature says "God loves you more than you love yourself". Keep deceiving yourself. If you believe Love can fade then you cannot tell me you believe in God. It doesn't work that way. Better go back to your bible and read it again instead of forming to know what you don't.

If it fades then it wasn't Love in the first place. I believe your bible teaches you that love never dies (Agape love)

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