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It spells doom!

It's all right. No bi Naija again?

Nigeria is like the ToS on websites.

Prevention is better than cure.

Spoiler: son looks like Peruzzi.

Fear of death.

olabodejinad:
Only a fool doesn't know that most people in the north live below the poverty line, everything is not about politics

So we should displease ourselves to please them?

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Fidelismaria:
Here to read adulterated lies

Put on your Google then.

Ladylite:
I left naija since o. I never confessed. No one can ever believe I was the one even if they read the story.. I was always MARY the mother of Jesus during church drama, so am too good to concort such. So they think.

Okay o. Faithful Magdalene.

seankafor:
Lol.
I once sneaked one babe into my family huz.
Dad was downstairs in his room, I sneaked her through the parlour to upstairs where my room is.
After knacking and everything, as I was trying to sneak her out again, my elder sis who was downstairs washing heard footsteps of people sneaking out, she rushed out and saw me and her sneaking out through the parlour downstairs.. she was staring at us.. after the girl must have left and I came inside.. she whoozed me 2 strong slaps like this.. instead of to retaliate, I started to beg her to keep it low so my dad who is in her room wont hear the noise..
My dad later came out because of the noise but later went back in because he couldn't decipher what was going on.
Na so that one take die there, she no snitch on me.. se my sis wey dey snitch on my elder bro anytime she bring woman come huz..

But she is now married and she is in Germany doing her tins.. while me dey on my own flat deh rugged my own shiits too..

Inside life

Go and marry; one cent advice. Lol.

CAPSLOCKED:
ALL THESE DUMB CHALLENGES ARE LEAVING TWITTER AND INSTA TO OUR DEAR NL. IT IS NO LONGER PAWON CHALLENGE OR SIDE CHICK CHALLENGE, OR BREAST CHALLENGE.... IT IS THIS TRASH.

BrainLocked.

NaijaOlosho:
Stop complaining were you not one of those doing 4+4 sign and chanting sai baba?

I wasn't, kid.

All thanks to Don Jazzy F.

Professorcplus:
Your house na battle field o

ojun50:
Them too dey control, them no mind send you make you go wash there pant

They love authority gan.

Professorcplus:
Your house na battle field o

I dey tell you, but it ended long ago.

I'm up for hire, bro.

fairfora:
what do you expect? Buhari is the most biased leader I've ever seen and he's not even hiding it. Jonathan never did all these when same people were attacking him left right and centre. The corruption in this government is worse than what Jonathan was accused of. What a leader!

That man is the most ruthless I ever knew.

It's just a matter of time; things will be okay.

How thieves dem dey get excuse dey surprise me.

iammo:
They always play second mother.. elder sisters are more fun sometimes than elder brothers especially if they know you wont take shit

Well, somehow true. I have three younger sisters and I see they fear and respect me more than my elder sister...and I don't even touch them unlike my elder sis who'd hit them on any available chance!

ojun50:
Any tin elder sister i dey beat them.

What happened before you started beating them?

IdreamOfUnicorn:
We used to argue a lot but now we're good

ojun50:
Any tin elder sister i dey beat them.

True, we are also cool now.

Ladylite:
My elder cousin always made me clean the room after having loud sex with our landlord. Then one day I snuck into the room while they were both in the shower and saw that the bed was neat, so I sprinkled itchy seeds from a tree makes people scratch their bodies like mad. Then I left. And sadly it led her to drop out of school cos the man had already ejaculated into her before his deek started itching him and her boobs and vjay started itching her like mad.


They were both caught that day but three months later she was found pregnant.... We were driving our of the house by the landlady.

What about the baby now?

Sex was only designed for the married; stop promotion premarital sexual relations. Bye.

Just as it says, share what you had to undergo whilst with an elder sister in your family. I'll start with mine:

I had an elder sister who never wanted any masculine figure of her younger brothers superior over her.
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She'll check our meals to be satisfied mum put at least an iota of the 'seniority' whatever in hers (well, it wouldn't still make her not to complain, though).
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To cut the story short, any disagreement na Mortal Kombat and I was always the one receiving the 'Finish Him' .., until she saw I grew longer horns that couldn't be cut short.
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Any of our fights breaks all the iron chains of hell as we fight with everything; knives, stones, punches, etc., so on.
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We quarrel and keep malice, and try to ensnare the other so we'll run and report to dad! Lol.
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Memories...
So let's see your experience too!

Cc: RoyalRoy, Lalasticlala, Dominque, Pocohantas

Inversely, so they knew the poor all this while and did nothing? I bet all my savings that their families' names were written umpteen times on that dark list.
#ConstructiveCriticism.

One day bush meat go catch hunter.

You could marry her if you wanted, that's if you want to stage people to act as your parents. But, by the way, if you do, what about your people? Will they be left out?
#ConstructiveCriticism.

Tonto is a politician, she shares one-quarter of the money she receives from donors. It's just eye-service.

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#ConstructiveCriticism.

It's still partisan.

Tacha is now a celebrity. Ok o.

Soldiers should know that their focus should be on external aggression from other states, not doing the policing.

Awon interviewers.

It's all right.

It's okay.