₦airaland Forum

Rozross:
No lady pours a paint on her face but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with a light makeup or it’s no makeup at all for you?

A light make up does it. Isn't that how it should be?

Rozross:
But you’ll still get attracted, you guys say something but act differently

Before the two agree on a date, they found each other attractive...either genuinely or dubiously...so it's mutual. So attractiveness isn't with zilch without developing it to the next stage.

If you pour paint on your face and come on a date with me, that is the last time I'll ever waste those minutes in my life again.

TRADELYN:
Heavy makeup

Omo, this really turns me off. If you fine , you fine. Drawings on your face the wrong way is just trash.

Mine:

1. Lies.
Like how do you do it? Just be you..I wasn't expecting to see Rihanna so why acting up like you are one? Why lie about you? Why lie about staying in big places? Why lie about your education background? These things don't matter when people want to have sth serious with you.

Aunty Phinomena Akpofure, your name is Phinomena not “Pheelz or you can call me Pheena!“ I cannot call you Pheelz, what's your fccking name!

“I don't usually go out, I'm just usually indoors in my house in Lekki.“ Hanty, kuku call Lekki straight up and stop trying to fix it in a statement cos I don't give a fck. It's not a requirement. Lekki na Dubai? Even Dubai is not a fcking requirement!

Lying miserably and still be trying to make me notice your refurbished iPhone 11 pro as if say na big thing.

I tell you make I drop you off and you dey form say you go pick your car in the mechanic. I swear, I must make sure I escort you go pick am.

Na so one tell me she never chop bole before for Makurdi and her mama dey sell am fresh for North bank.



Big turn off.

2. Stubbornness thinking that's what guys like. I don't know who needs to hear this but if you do this and make comments like “I am a lastborn" and "that's why I am stubborn,“ I go drop your papa. You and who dey do children tikotiko? You ment?

3. Heavy makeup.
I no just understand wetin una dey think sometimes. Even in weddings, una go paint person wife upside down. Wtf. Makeup should be enhancement to the beauty already, why over do it? We've met you already! We not looking at your face again...we looking how working your thinking faculty is, your personality, and who tf you are so we can know if you can be what we want you to be! a beautiful girl go come makeup come resemble sth else. Just go easy on the makeup abeg.

4. Gluttony.
Many nigerian girls do it, and that's why a potential genuine guy turns into a playboy after observing your format. First meeting and you are ordering what you can't buy with your money. You order pizza, turkey, ice cream shawarma, fried rice, and still came with your security female friend that will prevent further ado.., and who still orders too...after una plan to go chop the guy. E no do you, you go toilet inside Crunches come out to do second round. Na wa for naija babes o. Easy with it.

5. Sex.
The archaic mentality that the trophy the guy wants is sex is actually what makes you misbehave! Not all guys want sex! Some just want to have a nice time out meeting a new friend. Na mentality make you dey embezzle the guy right from the first date naim the guy kuma reason to embezzle you. No bi everybody your half naked dressing dey impress! How many guys dey even marry big yansh these liposuction trending days? Not everyone wants sex! There's more to sex! It's overrated really!

6. Faking accent. Omo, this is disgusting...esp faking the accent with wrong grammatic errors. Like I don't get it...Nigerian English in itself is an accent. We know you are a real okuko Igbo...why fake it? A lil date with a Lagos girl and she's switching between British and thick Yoruba accent. Hanty, get sense na..we know you are Nigerian. What can't you be real!


7. Picking calls and calling with reckless abandon. Once I notice this, truthfully, I can get up, open the doors and drive off leaving you there without uttering a complaint. Are you intentionally stupid or what?

8. Number one again.

Lalasticlala Seun dominque mynd44 farano Rocktation

By this time, the plan to ruin Nigeria hasn't developed in her mind.

Camera person or not, there's a warning sign to the limit where you can come close to those animals...na you no dey hear word.


I don't understand why people don't understand that apes are primitive. They aren't humans!

Ape wey all the strength for him body na the hand naim you wan drag phone from?

Na so one when we go excursion that year wan shake chimpanzee. Omo, na three person drag the girl cos the chimpanzee was finding a way to get the bigger part come bite am. Na nack dem nack the animal e came down.


When you visit zoos, understand these animals have no emotions! They'll eat you for free if they have the chance.

The US don't fall for those gimmicks. Once he hears his sentence, let him continue with the good gesture, and maybe, just maybe after five years, he may be considered.

But where is Abba Kyari?

Benue and cultism are like Buhari and terror.

All these teenage girls wey dey carry love for head.


They haven't reached the “all men are dogs“ age sha.

I can't help but recognize how no woman there wore mini skirt, intestine trousers, expose cleavages or reasoned a need for liposuction.

In Nigeria, we actually don't need to be informed before we know who's doing what no matter what the news is. That's the level we've gotten to.

Kindly hang them.

Actions speak louder than words.

The rate at which principals, head teachers, and directors of schools defile students they have a responsibility to parent is miserably unbecoming.

In almost every private schools these days, you'll see this ugly incidence happening. In public schools, it's the worse, esp one-gender schools. In an only-girls school close to me, these pedophiles use these girls at per second billing. JSS3 girls dem dey carry belle.

Omo, there's no future in Nigeria o.


A little chat with a serving corps member on why he was having an affair with a student, his student, his response was “na now dem fresh, if dem enter school, e no go make sense.“ How can you be having an affair with your students?! Are you mad and possessed! Even if na only one year you gat stay there, can't you respect your family since you have no self value?

I have given up on Nigeria.

Give a man a little position in Nigeria to head a department or organization, and you'll see him counting scores of the number of people he las slept with there.

Shey na managers? Those pastards sleeping with applicants before jobs and turning secretaries into offices bed materials? Esp those ShopRite dogs!

Or na undergraduate doctors?

Or na courserep?

Or na soldier?

Or police?

Or lecturers? Lecturers wey go tell you to book a hotel with your money and he'll go have you still?

Nigeria is done and dusted.

Tinubu, during his youth, was Amoda Ogunlere.


After he was adopted, his name changed directly to his adopter's ailing daughter's name, Bola, who later died. Why? To facilitate his travel visa then to continue his adopter's drug business since they found him a smart street boy.

That's how uncle started bearing a woman's name for selfish interests.

Even when the 'f' in the deceased Bola was a problem since she was female, with connections, that didn't become a problem later. Later 'Ahmed' was invented to improve masculinity.

So Amoda cannot reveal that which is his first name or school he attended before he wore Bola Tinubu as a name, so it won't be traced. Why? It's his first disqualification; his age...and many falsification to cloak the cartel.

Funnily enough, Tinubu claims he developed Lagos when he isn't from Lagos himself. His hometown in Iragbiji is a total mess.

Many people really don't know too that Lagos doesn't belong to the Yorubas. It never was. If a tribe should be attributed to Lagos, it's Bini. Yorubas were visitors like every other tribes... because during the Lyttleton's administration, Lagos was just a colony dominated with all tribes.


Now back to the issue at hand. How did Tinubu develop Lagos? The first part to the development of any state is electricity! Lagos doesn't have that. Lagos was already getting developed before Tinubu's existence in it, being once the country capital. It was because of commerce from every part of Nigeria was happening there, and that's why the thief chose Lagos. In fact, if it wasn't for Tinubu stealing Lagos dry, it should have been a tourist interest.
Before Fashola's administration, Lagos was like Aba...dirty, a business layout, and filled with beggars. All thanks to Fashola and Ambode who 'attempted' to undo part of that narrative.

Lagos runs on Tinubu's policies. His thugs are well voiced than the police over there. A man who put his tollgate on a federal property? A man whose urchins tax in almost everything? A man whose family members are positioned in inflow departments? A man who demands governors, and tell them how much to remit to him every month?

You may now begin to wonder how this man became a Governor and worked with companies in the past if he falsifies all his credentials.

Two things comes to mind: buying delegates and thuggery.

If there's anything Tinubu should be, he should be an inmate, not a president, and this is as well as his opponents.



References:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/bini-not-yoruba-are-original-owners-of-lagos-ajayi-bembe/%3famp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2022/08/10/tinubu-denies-demanding-n50bn-monthly-from-former-lagos-gov-ambode/%3famp=1

https://dailytrust.com/stop-deceiving-nigerians-tinubu-didnt-develop-lagos-apc-chieftain

As human being take wicked, even eating and turning left to catch a glance of sth amusing isn't safe any longer.

A man bearing a female's name, is in fact, a suspicion.

A man who hides his childhood background!

A man who claims he's from Lagos, when really he's from Iragbiji.

A man who claims his certificates was taken from him. Lol.

A man whose age belies reality.


This man no suppose bi president. This man suppose bi inmate.

Too many sketchy things about him!

Give Festus money and watch him fart with his mouth to your pleasure.

It's a good thing, provided it is conjugal.

Well done.

It's good you ain't letting the shitty country drive you crazy.

Well, ASUU sees how the politicians milk the country. They cannot be left out.

cc: lalasticlala, Seun, dominque, mynd44

OniyideAmplify:
Come to Dubai, 9 outta 10 Nigerians in their prison are these same people. They engaged themselves in different types illegal stuffs all in the name of money.

They knew that they were the one spoiling our names but they are just pretending.

All tribe has fraudulent persons.

So, how did the armed bandits hand over the caught criminal to the armed police?

Mutually?


Nigeria is on fire. The politicians are joking with our lives.

Why arrest one?

Aren't all politicians fraudsters? So na who no agree with una una dey arrest baa?

Kalu should be ashamed of himself. He allowed Aba, esp, become the central refuse republic of Nigeria.

He has no right to complain.

Both IPOB and Peter Obi are inconsequential to me.


Fruitless country.

Obatala7Kronos:
Point of Correction! They are not just taking to Drug Pushing

Since the 70’s after the Biafran war, Cocaine-Trafficking has always been the bedrock upon which EVERY SUCCESS IN IGBOLAND & BIAFRA WAS BUILT.

Show me one Igbo Family without a Cocaine-Trafficking bastard and I will show you a pregnant virgin.

They shout the loudest, yet they’re the cause of all our predicaments & battered image home & abroad.

Awon Oloriburuku Omo Iran-Kiran!

There is not one single tribe that doesn't push drugs or isn't into crime in Nigeria. I mean, none is exempted. It's a Nigerian thingy.

Stop with the tribalism already.

What tithe cannot do doesn't exist.

Yeah, call me bad belle.

The rate at which more Igbos are taking to drug pushing is alarming.

Making money by any means will def land you to more problems.

There's now a big decline in hardwork.

Everyone wants to be rich overnight!

May Jah bless all legit workers.

This man disgusts me.