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Jokes Etc › Re: Different Responses From Actors When They Are Caught Cheating On Their Wives by chatinent(op): 5:27pm On Jun 27, 2022
Tony Umez:


“Duurlling, it's not what you think I am explain.”

Jokes Etc › Re: Different Responses From Actors When They Are Caught Cheating On Their Wives by chatinent(op): 5:26pm On Jun 27, 2022
Zubby Michaels:

"TAH! Ashi gi there. Na me you wan come dey bobo, okwaya? Look at this one wey I dey manage. Look let me tell you..no man can be faithful to one woman! Taa gbafuo there. You dey wan whine me? C’mon drop that chair! You wan hit who! Drop that chair my friend before m zaa gi akanti. You mean if I see ukwu venza make I no palangolo sey wetin? Taa..who goes you! My friend, comot for here or you join. Rubbish."

Jokes Etc › Re: Different Responses From Actors When They Are Caught Cheating On Their Wives by chatinent(op): 5:25pm On Jun 27, 2022
Chikwetala Agu:

“Onomatopoeia! Ozu amaghi na aku erila ya. Oh, this is what you do? You have the effffffffrooooonnntry to bring a woman to my bed. Is that your way of saying I am impotent?
Ozu amaaaaaghi na aku erila ya! I have showed you today I am not impotent. Bring more! I cannot be insulted.

Jokes Etc › Re: Different Responses From Actors When They Are Caught Cheating On Their Wives by chatinent(op): 5:24pm On Jun 27, 2022
Osuofia:

“Okkkkay, Nkechinyere, so this has been your plan? To set me up with a lady to see if I am a cheat? You have failed. I knew about this your plan a long time ago. Look at you. I intentionally did it so you will know I know. Two individuals without trust cannot stay in my house. Nkechinyere, go inside, pack your things and go back to your father's house where you'll not test me! No, don't beg me. What nonsense! Leave my house, is it a bad thing now?"

Jokes Etc › Re: Different Responses From Actors When They Are Caught Cheating On Their Wives by chatinent(op): 5:22pm On Jun 27, 2022
Francis Otega:

"I fit take oath swear say na you. Na so people dey resemble? Even the ringtone bi the same. I swear the only thing wey make me even stand up before you enter na I dey wonder how you come no get crawcraw for back. Crawcraw wey draw map for your back. Na as I wan stand up you enter."

Jokes Etc › Re: Different Responses From Actors When They Are Caught Cheating On Their Wives by chatinent(op): 5:21pm On Jun 27, 2022
Jim Iyke:


"So what! So what Rita? No, so what! You want to beat me? Oh, I thought you never had my time. So you have my time now? I'll continue doing what you make me do until you decide to have sense and apologize to me. F*ck away."

Jokes Etc › Different Responses From Actors When They Are Caught Cheating On Their Wives by chatinent(op):
Mr Ibu:

“God, why na? I can explain abeg drop the gun. Heeeeeh! Please I can explain. To God who made me, it was apkuru achia...I mean..ethanol I take. It's that stupid idiot..Fred your father...sorry..I mean my good in law who bought it for me. No bi me. Dem no born me well to cheat. It wasn't with my clear eyes. Please.”

cc: lalasticlala mynd44 dominque seun Ben13 dani1luv

Politics › Re: Obidient Pre-wedding Pics. by chatinent: 12:56pm On Jun 27, 2022
Teenaira:
There are only two politicians in Nigeria, Wike and Tinubu. They understand Nigerian politics in an out. Please give them a shout out
How much for this advert?
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 9:32am On Jun 27, 2022
Ventura1:
Na today, it is obvious Nairaland mods hands are been greased for post to hit the frontpage, their level of bias is legendary. The Nigeria systems is catching up with seun and his mods.
You are totally wrong. Like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and others, Nairaland also run adverts.

Facebook and the rest don't influence your adverts. Every website runs advert.
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 9:28am On Jun 27, 2022
Mide3367:
how much?
Contact me let's talk about it.

Plus I'll also need your services.
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 9:23am On Jun 27, 2022
JudasNaKarrot:
My research topic is " The Dundee" A research of a Nigerian President, Buhari.

How much would this cost me, please.
Free. grin
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 9:15am On Jun 27, 2022
MaryMo:
You also claim to be a stolen phone tracker, you were paid money when my driver was robbed in Nigeria, you pretty much scammed him.

I will continue to call you out till you refund his 30k naira for false tracking

I can bet that those that patronize you will end up being accused of plagiarism.

You offer no real value except taking advantage of people

Kid , if you are looking for how to make ends meet, this is not the right approach
Did you just say I scammed you?

If you know the number of people I have tracked stolen phones for on Nairaland, I bet you won't try to tarnish my image.

Well, I don't think I have time for this.
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 8:23am On Jun 27, 2022
Lordbinsmar:
Baba naa lie ooo, you no fit do am. Even as an undergraduate I worked on multi phase flow, a conjugate heat transfer using hybrid nanofluid.

You dey tell me say you fit write thesis on this kind research grin

Talkless of PhD in engineering.
Ok
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 8:23am On Jun 27, 2022
WildChild00:
Your services are too expensive! grin =N=25 per word
Our prices actually started from N10pw.
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 8:22am On Jun 27, 2022
Mide3367:
you fit write final project for an aircraft maintenance engineering final year student on drone building?
Yeah, we can.
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 8:03am On Jun 27, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
Ok ok, better. Good.

I like the guy spirit i swear, how i wish hin fit be my biological brother wink
We are brothers hence. smiley
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op):
Adetooy:
How much did you pay to sponsor the post
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 8:02am On Jun 27, 2022
Akwamkpuruamu:
Seun don cashout for this one through advert
Lol
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 7:59am On Jun 27, 2022
AderonkeOlaniyi:
Tilumpoo show us your certificate.
But Tinubu has no relevance here. Abi is my eyes paining me?
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 7:57am On Jun 27, 2022
patwilly:
Can you do engineering research at PhD level?
Yup.
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 7:56am On Jun 27, 2022
Icumsa45:
About starting my MBA, this would come in handy
Sure, chief.
Education › Re: The Best Thesis, Dissertation, And Assignments Writing Service In Nigeria by chatinent(op): 7:56am On Jun 27, 2022
dadavivo:
How much will it cost to write a final year project for a political science student
We have a price list. Contact us: www.yourresearchwriter.com
Politics › Re: Melaye Sing Praises To Atiku, Call Him The Next President, Mock Tinubu (video) by chatinent: 7:52am On Jun 27, 2022
People who should be inmates having a national say.
Nairaland General › Re: Made Ofada Rice And Stew For The First Time And It Was Lit. by chatinent: 7:48am On Jun 27, 2022
Wemsly05:
The one I got was about N1,400 for 1kg
Oh thank you. I'll look for it in one of the malls closeby.
Nairaland General › Re: Made Ofada Rice And Stew For The First Time And It Was Lit. by chatinent: 7:42am On Jun 27, 2022
Wemsly05:
Yh, that's why a lot of people rather just buy the ready made rice. But there's the packed rice option, it's more expensive sha. That's the one I got.
Oh.
I see. What's its rice range? I don't really mind the price of food stock so far I get the best.
Career › Re: Olanipekun Disowns Lawyer Over ‘Attempt To Hijack Brief’ From Ajumogobia’s Firm by chatinent: 7:39am On Jun 27, 2022
I think this is what is called a legal ovasabi.


By the way, why are lawyers said to be buried heads down?
Politics › Re: Re:soludo Mocks Peter Obi, LP Will Labour In Vain. It Is Fake News! Says Soludo. by chatinent: 7:36am On Jun 27, 2022
The source isn't from his verified page. Why?
Nairaland General › Re: Made Ofada Rice And Stew For The First Time And It Was Lit. by chatinent: 7:27am On Jun 27, 2022
Maybe it's just me or buying the tampered ones but while the rice maybe tasty, the ones I normally buy are usually filled with stones. E come kuku better make I pack stones cook. And one thing I cannot manage in life is eating rice with stones.
Family › Re: Good Morning Nairalander by chatinent: 7:21am On Jun 27, 2022
Finance play a big role in marriage. More to that, are you physically, emotionally, and spiritually ready or you just wanna please your parents?

Even if building a mini-flat for you may seem not bad, are they also going to help you train the child(ren)?


Enter marriage when you are ready not when people are ready for you.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Claimed He Went To Government College Ibadan From 1965-1968 by chatinent: 7:31pm On Jun 26, 2022
Tinubu is wise...he is hiding his age. If he reveals those, his presidential career is over.
Family › Re: Am I Being Rude To My Mum? by chatinent: 7:29pm On Jun 26, 2022
But mums should also know their place. Like he has a family now!

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