₦airaland Forum

debbydams:
I'm still thinking bout it, no rush me

Sha invite me make I come chop that day.

No rice sweet pass canopy rice.

Hmm.

Lala nna m.

XXXXTENTACION:
Actors and actresses are also human beings too and they deserve love ....


Life is not only about sex...

How you go feel if I dey manhandle your wife for national tv? Baba, even if we shook hands peacefully, you'll still find a way to press my hand.

seunmohmoh:
I am the last child. You just gotta love me.

I do.

MsFaith:
Our last born is so lazy! She couldn’t even stay 2 months in our relative’s house before she rented her own apartment, just to escape house chores.

God forbid I train any of my children to be lazy.

Lol

promisedeco:
My immediate older brother cried like a baby when I was born.

My dad had to settle the matter with by convincing him that he is his last born and I'm my mum's last born. Even till now na so de arrangement de o

I can't stop laughing. Mehn, I go like your family..maybe as the older one.

pocohantas:
This one is possessed with many spirits o. Una done try deliverance?

Funnily enough, male last borns are lazier than the female counterparts.

hefeeluv:
Last born saga I can't deal with, you beat them at their back or hands you will see her holding her head while crying. More often she wouldn't but with the sight of my mum or dad naso she go just cry out loud like the beating just happened.
I cant forget how she persuaded my dad to burn my Sega game ���

Our last born is a female. When our parents get so angry, especially my dad...na she be our emissary. How papa mind dey take cool in zero zero minutes ehn. We can't beat her. Me, I can't stand her cry. As the second issue, you dare not touch her in my presence...and if I return home, she's always by my side. She's my right heart, ayam not kidney you.

Twoclans:
I was on phone with my parents last child on tuesday ,guess what? This guy washed his cloths since Saturday and as at the time I was speaking with him on Tuesday he had not put it out to dry.After 4 good days.

I kuku did not have energy to talk, the space belongs to him so he can turn his house to a junk yard .

“My parent's last born.”

This hanty missed beating him.

So all man for Nairaland na lastborn?

DominionGreat:
My last born experience wasn't fun at all.. Grew up in a family of 4 elder brothers that are way above me..infact at the time it felt like I was an after thought... A result of mistake knacking n pregnancy... I grew up hating anything errands cos of the way my elder brother used to send me on errands.. get me this get me that. And the mending..jeeez.. my head collect knock that to date I remember... Infact the worst of it they will force me to smile after beating me.. can u imagine such wickedness?.

I just wanted to grow up.. have my freedom, I hated growing up, hated my elder brothers like mad back then... Popsy n mumsy wasn't even there to protect me..I for don collect better beating before any of them even come house.. highest na scolding way no even yield any profit as the next day when they leave mending n message continues..they made me an introvert by force cos I can't just go out and do stuffs my mates were doing at the time..I can only leave the house when they are not around and if them come before me I prepare myself for beating.

Fast forward to today... I am in my 30s and me and them na sidon we the Sidon reason like mates.. and reminisce old time... The freedom I longed for I have it now in abundance..funny tin is I don't misbehave even when no one is watching cos of their forceful training...it moulded me into the man I am now.. for that I am grateful..

Love ya man!

Mercychen:
Lol.. yeye.

If I were your sibling, you'll first collect two finger knock on your head before I attend to you. Lol...

Which one bi finger knock again?

You mean an approximated knock? I fear you o.

My elder sis rough me when I dey small. See beating. The beating stop when I grew taller and muscular. I wasn't the last born.. I was the second.

Na we dey suffer pass for life.

Uniique:
You self u wicked somehow. You mean u woke someone who was already fast asleep to do something you could have done yourself. Sometimes una dey like take this seniority things and boss things too far

Lastborn spotted.

Goddyj:
My last Born no dey gree me use phone in peace. It's either she kills my battery playing games or she kills my battery using OTG cable to charge her phone from my own phone.

Lol.

My last sister is my love jare. I no dey play with am. If I dey hungry and she calls me “bro, may I have that?”

I don give am as if my brain off.

Na later later I go dey reason am

Mrkumareze:
Na only last Born op see, him no see first born them wey sabi waste resources

Lol

I love this story.

This is my brother you are talking about here.

The painful part my brother does is raise his legs up when I am sweeping and still be discussing with me.

He isn't the last born tho. I use am learn how to be patient. I for don break en bone.

Joshrob:
Our last born is very lazy but there's nothing this guy can't do if he really want to work. He help me wire my flat and paint. He did all that alone.
When my sister husband build their house, he help them wire the house and do all connections. But if he's not in the mood, no amount of begging will make him do it.
Even today that he came to watch match in my house, I was trying to sweep the room and make everywhere neat, he raise his leg up for me to sweep, went to the fridge to take coke and origin to sit outside while I'm cleaning the house.
He came inside when I'm done and continue watching his match.
My ex girlfriend complained that he doesn't greet her, I asked her if she have ever hear him greet me before, she said No. Case closed
Only when he needs money that he will greet before asking.
He so stubborn that he's the only one that have fight mark on his body in the family.
All the 7 children attend the same primary and secondary school, he's the that make the principal know my parents,because of his troubles.
And he can eat very well but he doesn't grow fat. He will by 8pm and d still wake up by 2am to dish food again, but he have a very flat tummy. That's what I like about his body

Makschinchin:
All lastborns please gather here, we've got something for bro Chatinet

Make I send the Aza?

18 years and he was acting those sex shits online?


Avoid marrying actors and actresses!

It's hurts but I'll go for my wife.

That last guy though.

Smartb0y:
stage a scenario huh,how many people have you stalked?

I aren't having no fear, bro. I'm helping a brother with fear.

WoundedLamb:
Please, is there any online option for those outside Nigeria?

Unless I'll be sharing the view-on-a-click video for you on WhatsApp.

agohmamuda:
Baba help a brother. Even if I pay the 80k for tracking, wats the guarantee that I will recover the 200k. Plus I will still spend money traveling to their location, spend money carry police along. The matter tire me bro.

You don't need to spend much when I track for you.

You'll study suspects until you get to the exact location. Na then you go carry police go jam the alaye. Make sure e chop beating sha.

404Dev:
I sent my WhatsApp number to your mail since Friday as requested by you and haven't heard from you since.

Should I resend it?

Everything you need to know is on this thread, boss. Read over.

debbydams:
cos Nigerian men are useless

Will you na marry Nigerian women?

Hi man,

The first was to build confidence is to act like you have it. Choose a model guy who you feel is confident and act like them until you create your niche.

You may not need to approach them to “woo.” Re-centre your mind to ask them to be normal friends with you. Even if you won't/can't ask, endeavour to allow them close to you. If she is not making any efforts to come close, stage a scene where you both will meet...make it look real.

Make another scene where you both meet again. Use the “we meet again” as a conversation starter.

Be nice with your target. Share contacts. Don't ask for sex and all those gibberish...and don't spend stupidly.

Get to know yourselves first. You'll know if she's the right one for you...you need to know her genotype, blood group and if you are spiritually compatible.

With time, if she feels you are ok for her, or if you feel she is...don't woo, lines should fall in places.

You'll be dating without wooing.

Thank me later.

agohmamuda:
Please I need help tracker a scammer on Instagram too. They pretend to sell phones and then when u pay, they will block you. My babe sent 200k for an iPhone. Its been 3 weeks nothing. She took the case to her bank, reporting the account nu.ber she sent the money to, but the bank said it will be difficult because its a flutter wave account or so. They claim to have office in Lagos and Osun. But I sent someone to the labos address, it doesn't exist. Kindly see their Instagram handle below: https://instagram.com/phonesweetshopng?utm_medium=copy_link

Baba, in the world of tracking, it's not “can you track them”, it is “can you afford the tracker.”

With ₦80k, I'll run this for you in minutes.

dhiqson:
Have they paid the guy that helped tracked?

No.

Na the problem we dey get. Free things aren't appreciated.

How person fit escape Nigeria?

I prefer a nightmare to Nigeria.

Hammer2021:
You can keep modifying your post, you should know that it was rapist apologists that keeps asking 1stGenAmerica for the transcripts and none of them asked you for it, they kept attacking her like she was the accussed

Cc chatinent...thanks for your time Mr.

Those scripts are confidential, bro. That's my point.

Hammer2021:
English don suffer....smh

The kind people wey dey support Mr Bah(Young, Dumb and Broke)

Lol...his Car Leads.