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Learn to control your fire temper.

Death, where is your joy?

Ok. Please mention his exact location.

Hmm

Magnoliaa:
Omo. I can't think about this.

Why? Fear?

lilvicky68:
I thought they said we should cooperate with our kidnappers??

The main thing is to try not to be abducted..even if it means becoming a madman..just tear shirt remove trousers..them go leave you by force..

Have you heard of SLAP before?

So I was reading a magazine and saw there was a lady who escaped a ritualist’s kidnap. I think it was because she had the escaping mentality. Whenever sb abducts you, I prefer to always wear the escape mentality. I must always think of escaping!

Why? Many abductors want you alive for some ransom! Yeah yeah, I understand some want you dead too.


Don't think the world has come to an end! Yes, some of their men may serve the sentry to watch over you. Alaye, any means you get, try japa! But be careful...they are as human as you are...plan your escape how best they wouldn't easily locate you...do the negatives of the human reasoning. How? Tilt while running...make sure you are running straight! Don't climb no trees! Run straight! Yeah I know you'll always be threatened to be killed if you run!

Try subtle means:

Can you feign illness well?

Are you a sidekick?

Can you study that immediate environment?

Can you run?

Can you snatch a weapon for self defence...in case?

This is not the movies. It's you! It's profitable to try! Run!


Share your views.

Ha!

Na wa o.

Bluewitch:


Probably looking for some newbie to do the work while he enjoys the real payment....

Swears. Lol.

The payment no even shock me...na when ensay en go dey pay. Lol.

[quote author=beauty7 post=106765856][/quote]Lalasticlala Dominique seun MissyB3Fynestboi food for front.

Bluewitch:


I'm still trying to figure out....

Lmao... In these season you wan pay person 1.5# per word

E shock me too o...who even does salaried payment?

Spot on. I support this with my everything.

Mehn...nothing shocks me than “put your heads on the desk” and I am hearing the cain sound coming from the north-east axis close to me. I can get ọbara mgbali elu.

manoflove22:
bros you claimed at some point in ur life, u were paying ur rents, bills,u even had a brother staying with u and u were still been paid ₦12k monthly and u still had no one to lend u money

are u talking about when Nigeria have Buhari as a president

You dey talk am as if Buhari don comot. Suffer still dey score me 4-0 kuma now now.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Beacuse the price of Egg dn go 80 naira

Lol. Baba dey take precaution. Lalasticlala, bia vuru.

BaddieFreak:
Cos I don’t have interest in marriage

Iffa hear.

oke2018:
Haven't found the right man for me

The right man will come. The question is, are you the right person for the right man?

In anyways, if the right man no wan come, nne hustle the left man.

Sonnobax15:

A thread by my gee, chatinet

Well,na hustling get am for now.....But now when I don dey very close to my first 40 years so, mennnnnnnn,I don dey think of how to work hard oh... Because e be like say I don too feel relaxed for a long time..

Boss, I hail o

pansophist:
Because I'm not a woman.

Lol

Smartb0y:
Cuz Nigerian girls are all useless

Can you dash me all your useless Nigerian sisters?

Abdulrosheed16:
Hello everyone Good evening
I dont know where to start from but please i need a job badly
Being broke and hungry is making me suicidal
Please im begging you im dealing with severe hunger at the moment
I can work as a labourer in a site,car wash,house help or an errand boy
Please i just need a quick job that can feed me on a daily basis till November 10
Im residing in ibadan

Study my profile, design yours like that. People will contact you. You earn online.

Mercychen:
H

You dey H too?

Before 20th of the month, all the foodstuffs would be consumed, i will have to go on to borrow money to eat before the end of the month

It is because there is sb you believe who is always willing to lend you.

Now the issue here is that My parent do ask me every time if I'm suffering from spirituality complications why i don't save for almost 3 years now I've been working, i tried to explain to them that the money is use to buy food

Na food you come this life come chop? Ị kpebiri igbu onwe gị, chukwu nnam ehhh!

Note i live in the company's apartment, hence why I'm not living with them, and I'm 26years and have younger ones living with them

At a point in my life, I was paying my rents, bills, had a brother staying with me and I was paid ₦12k monthly. I had no one to lend me money.

Now the help i need from you guys is how can you enlighten me how i can live on the money and still saving out of it, cos im not getting younger anymore cry

Hello my brother,
I will not lie to you, neither will I mince words nor patronise you...thank God on Sunday I sha don't know you in person.

If the company provides accommodation for you...which translates that you don't pay rents, ekwesiri iji ntu kukasiagi isi!

I am not saying ₦25k is too big...but damn it, I read a post of a noble man here who is married and probably with kids now surviving on ₦35k monthly...ginwa họọrọ ịbụ onye na -eri oké nri. I don't think it's even because you wallow in gluttony...onu uto akugbola gi!

What nonsense! What akpiridacity!

If you aren't Igbo to understand what I am typing, na your problem.

I am catering for four of my siblings staying with me with nobody to borrow from, or an extra hand. The key is buying things in bulk. Avoid onu uto! Learn to drink water while you eat...eat small, drink water small! Six wraps of fufu does not mean you have made it in life...people eating two haven't died finish! Hapu umu agbogho!!

Better diverse your income and stop living a scavenger life or start making a scale of preference before ma pata gi aka.


Lalasticlala, come and carry your brother before I lose my temper.

Well, I'll add more things since you decided to update the thread with the below:

Before u guys insult me or call me a glutton, please note this, in osun state where I'm living, foodstuffs is super expensive every day, spaghetti i always live on rises from 220 to 350naira presently

This is not a typical me, before Buhari' s administration, talking about 2015,i do save alot of money even those time i earn meager 10k monthly, even that time i have gf, friends

You need to stop depending on one source of income then!

Romanoff:
Not all of them are ritualists.

True..just thank God these ones are not ritualists.

Ritualists deploy hypnosis. Their victim will find themselves inside one virgin forest inside Sango Ota... maybe after being raped.

I proofread for a token, bro.

You will nor see Exhaust on this thread na.

Damn nigger.

Romanoff:
Na old format be this now.

In Abuja, if you ask them to drop you, they will park and drop you jejely.

Both ritualists?

DubaiLandLord2:

Sorry, is that person you attached Ini Edo or some film trick?

These dirty fraudsters still using this old shit trick...and it is true...they are quick to play the indigene thingy with ladies...because guys go nod them.

May God help us.

Any reason?

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aspabay:
You guys are so jobless, I wear my macks like that cause it aches my ears.

You neglect serious issues and focus on frivolities. Little wonder dem no dey take Nigerian youths serious.

Your first simple sentence is right.

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