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Pets › Re: Have You Been Chased By A Turkey Before? Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 6:04pm On Oct 17, 2021
illicit:
Yes now

Especially when I wore a certain shoe
Yeah, sb said a particular colour gets them angry...true?
Family › Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by chatinent(op): 5:32pm On Oct 17, 2021
Valuc:
shebi na u givam ur singlet abi she no ask for somtin to use clean makeup?
How can I give her singlet?
Family › Re: Share Your Crazy Experiences With Last Borns by chatinent(op): 5:31pm On Oct 17, 2021
promisedeco:
Lol...

If my popsy the share things na the young man de get the lion share. If na my mumsy the share, na me go be boss grin
But las las all of them de give me my way cos of my mum
Lol
Crime › Re: See How Fake Money Is Printed Please Be Careful Of Counterfeits by chatinent: 3:10pm On Oct 17, 2021
Ha. Even mumu go know say this isn't a printing machine na. The fake paper goes up, the real money hidden down comes out. It doesn't print! It's a trick! A cheap trick.
Tell them to produce another and watch them talk rubbish.
Pets › Have You Been Chased By A Turkey Before? Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op):
I don't have much to say...but whatever you are doing in this life, don't ever make a turkey chase you. Those guys are Vikings.

This is my story today. Those guys will never stop. cry


Please share your experiences.

cc: Fynestboi, lalasticlala, Dominique, seun

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Suggest A Good Business That #300k Can Start. by chatinent: 3:02pm On Oct 17, 2021
lilvicky68:
Did you source for customers before venturing per the wholesale?.. or you just started and got the customers..
I started. It has an open market...women don't stop buying shoes in their lifetime.
Romance › Re: Has Your Girlfriend Ever Cried For You by chatinent: 2:49pm On Oct 17, 2021
She: I waited for you. You weren't forthcoming. I cannot be with anyone else.

Me: Thanks. You are a very nice person but I am not ready for any relationship now.

She: (tears).

...watched some others cry too.

I'm so nice to everyone they feel we could start sth. I wish I could just stop meeting anyone. It turns out every new one will feel bad when I don't feel the same way.
Celebrities › Re: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Celebrates His 61st Birthday Today (Photo) by chatinent: 2:46pm On Oct 17, 2021
Ibu, nna m.
Romance › Re: Why Are You Not Married? by chatinent(op): 2:41pm On Oct 17, 2021
Lalasticlala, Dominique, seun food for front.
Christianity Etc › Re: What I Noticed In Some Brazilian Churches(photo) by chatinent: 2:38pm On Oct 17, 2021
walkbrazil4k:
Lol, no o, enter Brazil na you go see better girl marry, just find one church, them plenty there
I no do again.
TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search: Viewing Times And Channels by chatinent(op): 2:06pm On Oct 17, 2021
dominique:
How about local channels, won't they be airing it? I'm still not feeling this twice a week show
They came up with it going to be aired on local tv. Since they met MultiChoice, everything seems to change.
Celebrities › Re: Kpokpogri, Deletes Public Apology He Wrote To Jane Mena's Husband Over Sex Video by chatinent: 1:56pm On Oct 17, 2021
Bunch of stupid people.


Let's pray.

When we walk through the valley of the kpopkogiris of Janemena, may we fear no evil. The rod and thy staff, comfort me. Prepare a table before me.

May we not meet people who will tontodikeh us...and run to the public to Churchill us in two seconds.

The only leaked tape of yours will be the tape-rule used to measure our greatness.

Can I hear amen?

Usher, bring the fifty-two offering box please.

Christianity Etc › Re: What I Noticed In Some Brazilian Churches(photo) by chatinent: 1:53pm On Oct 17, 2021
walkbrazil4k:
Lol
Baba dey avoid questions.

Christianity Etc › Re: What I Noticed In Some Brazilian Churches(photo) by chatinent: 1:51pm On Oct 17, 2021
walkbrazil4k:
I tell you
How far? E bi like na Brazilian girl I wan marry. What's up?


I want the one wey dey preach God's Kingdom...wey dey waka from house to house.

Any lionesses in your wilderness?
Family › Re: Despite Knowing I Was Impotent, My Wife Accepted Me: Says An MFM Pastor by chatinent: 1:48pm On Oct 17, 2021
At the mention of the proceeds from tithes and offerings, all impotent men become financially potent.

Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Gains Using Nairaland . by chatinent: 1:48pm On Oct 17, 2021
Money, people, friends, lovers, ideas, skills, more lunacy.
Phones › Re: Aside Hello, How Do You Pick Up A Call? by chatinent: 1:44pm On Oct 17, 2021
Lalasticlala, Dominique seun Mynd44 food for front.
Phones › Re: MTN Nigeria Compensates Subscribers For Network Downtime by chatinent: 1:39pm On Oct 17, 2021
MTN saying 1mb for fourteen days? But they suckle your 5gig in less than three days!

Na wa o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Suggest A Good Business That #300k Can Start. by chatinent: 1:34pm On Oct 17, 2021
Mercychen:
Exactly. Raw foodstuff all the way.

You wanna add Yam? It's good too but I feel yam is something that sells better when sold alone. That is... you base on selling only yam and you do it on a large scale; maybe combine with unripe plantain/potatoes. That way, you make your store a one-stop-shop for tubers and it makes people know your shop as where to go to for yam. This is strictly my opinion.

Then if it's grains you wanna base on, you do strictly grains which can easily be combined with cooking oils and sachet condiments for stew. You get that kind of parole? Yup!
I like the way you reason! You go make sense for a friend...I mean, for buying those ideas you have.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Has No Factory To Manufacture Weapons – Lt. Col Mnyin by chatinent: 12:42pm On Oct 17, 2021
Little wonder they purchase overused and outdated irons and give soldiers and the police. Na only Nigeria police no dey carry short guns for the whole earth...na egbe ntu dem dey give them.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Suggest A Good Business That #300k Can Start. by chatinent: 12:37pm On Oct 17, 2021
lilvicky68:
Wholesale or retail?
Wholesale boss.

I retail too.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Suggest A Good Business That #300k Can Start. by chatinent: 11:00am On Oct 17, 2021
Mercychen:
The only thing that will thrive this period is raw food stuff.
Get a strategic location for fast sales.

You can put someone you trust very well to help you manage it while you are at work. Then join him after work. Weekends, you'll be there full time.

Others may have other suggestions. for me, food is what is on the average mans mind in this period of hunger. So, there's no way you won't make sales daily.
I like the idea and I am also thinking towards it

But if I should, it will be garri, beans, yams, and rice ...all raw.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Suggest A Good Business That #300k Can Start. by chatinent: 10:59am On Oct 17, 2021
Unigrad:
Good evening all.
I am working in a private establishment and the monthly salary is not enough base on extremely high costs of goods and services. I work from Monday to Friday 8am to 5pm. I need a good suggestions on side hustle or business I can start with #300k that will not encroach on my working time.
Good suggestions is absolutely welcome.
Thanks.
Side hustle... I import first grade ok shoes and sell here. Very profitable.

But you may want to augment it to 400k for a start.
Education › Re: Beautiful IMSU Medicine Graduate Bags 7 Awards, Reveals Reading Secret (Photos) by chatinent: 10:54am On Oct 17, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
She reminds me about this Dolly Parton's song

Coat Of Many Colours
Those aren't fingers. She's hawking roast plantains.
Crime › Re: This Guy Has Absconded With Over N10billion Worth Of People's Investment by chatinent: 10:49am On Oct 17, 2021
Puissant:
Alright boss.
One last question - how long will the learning take, plus am I still paying for tools?
You are paying to be taught, yeah?

That's it.

One month.

Will show you tools.
Crime › Re: This Guy Has Absconded With Over N10billion Worth Of People's Investment by chatinent: 10:43am On Oct 17, 2021
Puissant:
How do I reach you? but abeg we go negotiate.
Non-negotiable.

Email is on my profile.
Romance › Re: I Don't Like Men Or Women by chatinent: 10:36am On Oct 17, 2021
Everything you said is just about sex!

Kuku short-sleeve the peninsula na
Mehn..

Crime › Re: This Guy Has Absconded With Over N10billion Worth Of People's Investment by chatinent: 10:34am On Oct 17, 2021
Puissant:
What’s your price, baba?
$500 pere.
Celebrities › Re: Van Vicker And His Wife, Adjoa Celebrate 18th Wedding Anniversary (Photo) by chatinent: 10:29am On Oct 17, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
It's just acting .... Nothing real... lipsrsealed
The kissing is film trick? The smooching is CGI?

The romance is green screen?

Tell me more.
Romance › Re: Why Are You Not Married? by chatinent(op): 10:28am On Oct 17, 2021
favy19:
Very soon my wedding bell will ring
Sha update me when time reach.

Canopy ofe oha tastes differently
Romance › Re: Why Are You Not Married? by chatinent(op): 10:25am On Oct 17, 2021
toren:
It's hard to find someone with strong values. Everyone just wants to smoke, drink and womanize these days.
I don't do those...

But I no come get money.
Romance › Re: Why Are You Not Married? by chatinent(op): 10:24am On Oct 17, 2021
CastingCrowns:
Religion differences.
Assemblies and Catholics?

Chosen and JW?

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