₦airaland Forum

ciro11:
lolz, cctv fit see mess?

fati2001:
same with mine.. it's so full especially in the middle.

GboyegaD:
Society matters. For the Nigerian Society, it is difficult because there are so many economic challenges which makes having a phone (a good one at that) seem like a big deal. Otherwise, at 10, it is okay for a child to has his her phone however, parents should set control limits on them.

Magnoliaa:
You always do this a lot. Today you're sharing 'infantilising' views about women, tomorrow, you're laying blame at their feet.

Continue. Continue teaching and schooling and grooming ladies about how to hide their 'monies' in different cracks and holes and pockets in the home, while the doors and gates are left wide open for thieves to enter.

If you no understand, na ontop your head that one dey. If you like, do. Don't care.

mardis:
Well, for me i will buy my daughter phone when she's through with her secondary education that is o'level, i will promise her, if she study well and pass all her examinations, i will not only buy phone but ipad and laptop self. Main while, i will make mine available to her when she wants to do any educational stuff online. Whereas there is a torch light phone at home which will serve as landline.

Mercychen:
Until she's done with her university education to avoid distractions. However, he can get her the "tor no si obe" kinda phone ( torch) for communication purpose. Anything more than that will only make her lose forcus in her studies.

Magnoliaa:
You always do this a lot. Today you're sharing 'infantilising' views about women, tomorrow, you're laying blame at their feet.

Continue. Continue teaching and schooling and grooming ladies about how to hide their 'monies' in different cracks and holes and pockets in the home, while the doors and gates are left wide open for thieves to enter.

If you no understand, na ontop your head that one dey. If you like, do. Don't care.

DaddyRochie1642:
This marriage lasted because the woman is Feminine to her Husband.
People really underEstimate the power of being Feminine.

Beebah2000:
Let me sit down and read comments.
Please, nobody should come and lie here ooo.

Sonnobax15:

Why not say a day you'd never forget in higher institution? No be everybody attend university,some of us for here na polytechnic we go...

Well,a day I'll never forget was when I lost my last 50 naira The painful part was that I had only 60 naira on me... After mapping out how I'll use the 60 to buy ground nut and sugar plus one cup of garri,I just weak...... I went home regretting..

Bashnigga:
@ chatinent
Mehn if na me heavens know I'll never talk to them again...NEVER. haba mana, they took the joke too far

Magnoliaa:
Like? See question. When to buy a phone for the girl child or when to buy a phone for a child?

Mtchew.

Oh, and it's so crazy how you people always come up with these suggestive, protective and paternalistic feelings over the girl child and 'fear' for her corruption, but when same girls grow and say they've been abused, you tag them liars and oloshos. If you knew how "unsafe" the world is for the girl child, why do you disbelieve or shame them when they are older? Is it not the girls of today that grow to be the women of tomorrow?

Nonsense and fake concern and pseudo-moralistic posturings.

TarOrfeeek:
Diarrhea for campus no be better thing.

TarOrfeeek:
Omeaux

Another time, I drank Soya milk and one rubbish fish roll before ICH exam


Guy inside exam hall my belle start to dey misbehave.

This exam had some of the strictest invigilators. You can stand up to talk, they will just give you malpractice form.

One mind told me to bone it. But the thing no allow me write anything for my paper. The whole of my faculty, there was no good toilet.

The lab where we were in, the toilet door has not been opened in like 10 years. I was so confused. I even swore for myself that day.

I still managed take excuse, I'm pressed (with great shame) but you cannot use sheeet to do guy, instead it will rubbish you.

I wanted to head to bank, but that would mean 30 mins give or take, and my exam won't allow that sort of time.

One mind told me to check the lab toilet. Remember this toilet door had been close for 10 years. Never been used.

I just asked the Holy spirit to open that door. If not I'll go to the gutter behind the lab and sheet (you know how exams are, other students waiting to use the lab will still be outside hanging around)

Surprisingly, the lab toilet door was open. But the place done turn to store. I just strong my face enter inside. Find one nice location offload my stomach. Use one old practical book wipe my buttocks.

All this while one of the invigilators had trailed me outside. I could hear her voice. I was just praying she should not enter the toilet, for her own sake. Sharply, I tidied up, as though nothing happened.

Met her outside and explain that I was having stomach problem but it has stopped.

It was a miracle that the lab toilet was open. Something that has always been locked with giant padlock.

Monogamy:
For the shitting things, na left over beans oo.. Con take Jedi knack am. If you are really pressed down, you won't be able to take a single step. Thank God my house wasn't far from the campus. The shit go reach 3 buckets...

Tajbol4splend:
The day armed robbers came into our hostel on a Saturday morning around 1am and robbed us using one pistol, they took my 2000 naira weekend soup money, my curve 7, Toshiba laptop and my MTN modem, and they used my leather bag to pack the stuff they managed to assemble, the saddest part was my project work on the laptop, that shit weighed me down seriously because we were starting our final year exam the following Monday but I couldn't afford to let anything sweep me off the ground

Cerebellum:
Hmmm

We were preparing for exams then..there was this girl friend of mine, kinda SU but not totally.. I don dey eye say I won run am

I saw her a week to exam, she even invited me to Fellowship, she joked about my nonchalant toward church stuffs..we parted.

It was two days after her friend told me she was called from her house that both Ngozi and her sister she travelled with have not reported to where they went

After calling up and down..we were later told it was trailer that killed the both of them on their way...I feel so SAD typing this.
I was like so this is how people die..

Honestly, life is full of laughter, tears, sorrow and unimaginable things

Peaceadebu:
Crises in University of Jos.

TarOrfeeek:
There was one day we finished Biology practical

We were just exhausted and exchanging greetings with course mates. That was the last course for the day around 4 PM.

Omo, I heard one loud rumble from my stomach. I just comport myself, use hand arrange my trouser, in my mind, this was the normal level.

I kept greeting, pressing phone and later on strolling to bus stand.

There was a large queue to enter the bus. And you have to go through one hectic maze like that. My stomach kept playing skelewu beat. I kept posting it.

Next thing I felt one watery feeling close to my butt hole. That's when I knew that water had passed garri. By then I was in the centre of the maze. I could not go forward, I could not go backwards.

Imagine the sort of embarrassing situation it would mean, if a 200L erudite scholar like me sheets on himself, while wearing nice corporate wear and flat shoe. Our buses are long, old and discomforting metal boxes that take ages to arrive at the last Bus stop.

I just had to start praying. Sweat started to fill up my face. When it got to my turn to pay, I was so uncoordinated the old man nearly skipped me for another person.

Only if he knew, by now my stomach and anus we're still fighting the battle of who would give up first. The sheet would surge down wards, I'll use my buttocks to press it back inside and feel the rumble in my stomach.

The bus ride was long. Infact the longest ride in my life. I would sit down. Sit on one buttocks. When someone at the back wanted to get down, I will have to stand up so there would be space.

Finally we got to last junction. Around 5pm.

I just started to jog with my corporate wear. From jog the thing enter run. Like 50 metres to my lodge, even Hussain Bolt would have been jealous of me. I was running full speed like someone being chased my police. The people sitting down inside my compound must have known that serious sheet carry me come back, because even their greeting sef I no hear, talkless of to see them.

Got to the protector. Opened it, dropped my bag outside. Went inside with my shoe, before I could even remove my trouser and boxers - explosive diarrhea just kapoom everywhere.

Every sense of relief I've ever felt in my life came to me at that moment. Chai

Monogamy:
You read right.. Uni politics article..

Poor guy

Lilsameey:
,..Lol.

Monogamy:
A guy was butchered from head to toe for the article I wrote which he knew absolutely nothing about or who the writer might be up till today..