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Mine: I had just cooked my spaghetti about to eat when my hostel mate dashed in and was stammering words due to the speed “guy, come come come, yawa yawa, dem wan kill Andrew.”

The urgency in his tone made me drop the spoon I was begining to travel down my throat down. I followed him to the scene.

Now here's the scene I met:

There were three guys around Andrew. One hooked and squeezed his cloth while another was just landing slaps to his face incessantly. Andrew was already fading due to the thunderstorms.

From afar, I couldn't just understand anything why he'd be slapping this guy so I zoomed to the guy issuing him slaps with a push. I didn't intend to push him so hard but to just let off his grip on Andrew na so this guy fall down convulsion start o. From convulsing, he was spitting sth like blood and stopped shaking with a rolled eyes.

Like play like play the other guys don pick Gulder bottles, sticks, and axes dey pursue me. Oh God. I ran into a bush and these guys wouldn't stop pursuing me.

There was one among them that was one of the Macho men in school and he was next to me. He was threatening that na today e go clear my doubts. Say e go “throw me overboard” “shebi na you dey carry Sandra dey feel fly” and all that. I didn't even know who Sandra was!

To gather more people to pursue and catch me, they were shouting ole ole. On intervals, it will seem the guy was so close to me, and he'd try to slide me down with a kick. I'd be left with adding my last life line to run this death race.

Inside me, I was remembering all my mum used to warn me against being stubborn, and face my studies in school and tears was escaping freely from my eyes. When I remembered I wasn't a bad student but this was an unfortunate murder I wouldn't be alive to explain, I would shed more tears. The catarrh from my nose and eyes were entering my mouth.

I remembered I had just lost a sis and the pain it brought to my fam..how would they feel losing me? I was literally crying running and the tears could be flying backwards due to my speed and dribble.

We ran inside that big farm for up to an hour. I heard some double-crossing approaches ahead and knew I was about to be caught. I dashed the first one and he ran into a thorny grass. I could hear him angrily standing and threatening to kill me if they caught me.

I could, from a distance, see that we were running into the female hostel some 50 metres ahead and more tears escaped my eyes. I hate embarrassments all my life!

I had been a very bright student and never killed anyone! As I was about dashing the second guy, the macho guy caught me and pinned me to the ground ordering them to bring the fuel. The crowd (mostly from the females) was gathering to the pin point and I could see from my mind's eye the fuel guy coming so quickly. I was begging the huge guy to leave me. “guy, I swear, I no hit am anything. I just want push am away...” I couldn't stop begging anyone I could know to liberate me there. I had not begged this way all my life!

Tears filled my eyes when they opened the five-litre gallon and sprayed it on me. He thundered they should bring matches and the matches guy turned on a stick and threw it backwards shouting April Fooool...and all of them were laughing at me.

I had never had anything like that all my life. I didn't understand what was going on until Andrew came laughing at me until he started rolling on the floor. I also saw the dead guy giving me a wadup sign. I looked so stupid with dried tears and dried catarrh on my face.

I just got up and entered the bush trekking back. But honestly, down deep in my mind, I was thanking God it was this than it was that. But I was damn embarrassed!

Never told anyone this tho. Lol. Only Andrew till date go dey mock me with this event.


Abeg, make una share yours.

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Hezzyluv:
I fink there should be one constant phone at home. 2me, if she starts secondary school. But likely, the school may not allow students use fone. "So the one for house go sav her"

I feel they should be taught sex education at a very near-puberty age and the dangers of how you'll disown her if she fccks up.

greatbrian:
Have never prayed for a girl child. How many guys will I have to shoot to show how protective o can be

Female children require more care during upbringing. You know, they are mostly deceived and victimized.

He looks like he has seen ₦10k all his life. I hope it is not one of the so-called yahoo boys who used their connection to arrest him though.

Hezzyluv:
Just buy fone for her when she start telling you she needs one or when you notice it. If not she go spread her legs buy fone for herself, then conceal it from you.

Age?

Egein:
You joined Nairaland in 2017.
I joined in 2008.
You may have been in diapers when I joined.

There you miss it again.

Read again. I said you are new.. I said ‘you’...it has nothing to do with when you joined.

And some guests actually started since 2005 here.

All the same. Welcome to Nairaland.
You are welcome.

Please drop your views.

You and I know what the society has turned into. There are standby pedophiles waiting to ruin every gullible child in the puberty!

Coming to think that my dad actually bought one (smartphone wasn't then) for my sis when she entered SS3 then, and comparing it to now is so not adding up.

I just saw a JSS2 girl whose parents have refused buying a phone for borrowing one from another girl to call her boyfriend! How can I tell? Oh, fam, what does the “you too” signature infer after the call with an overjoyed tone?

I understand there is really no way to prevent a child who has destined themselves to be useless...but does it mean there shouldn't be limitations?

I know of another teenager who ...clearly tells her parents she is going for evening choir classes..but enter Edu’s apartment 24/7! Of course, we hear the choir ringtones! We also know Edu!

Have parents lost their roles completely? I don't want to think so.


What do you think?

When is it best to purchase a phone for a girl child, and what measures must be put in place because it looks like until we train the girl child first, this generation is losing it completely?!

I am just imagining a native doctor giving you a requirement to produce one virgin or run mad...in fact to cut the story short...which dustin will you prefer to operate in?

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Thanks.

Mypeople2:
My guy I tire o...Person will kiss, he will bring it online. Pregnancy online, children online, can't they hide their domestic issues, must you bring everything online ? These days it is not even advisable to advertise your woman lest you people break up

The larger percent of people who live most of their lives online are there to impress, and seek validation.

There was a Facebook post of a lady who posted how happy her family was only to commit suicide three days after due to depression and mistreatment from her husband. You can imagine.

Some people use the “we don't look like what we've been through” to justify their online validation.

I have a girl friend whose social media wall is filled with every activity of her life! You can know what or where she is by looking up her wall...but in reality, those smiles and motivational quotes are all Greeks bearing gifts.

Forget the celebrities. They only want to remain in the news. Remaining in the news is what keeps a dying career resurrected.

Egein:
Low budget Nwamaikpe

You are new here.

Have a nice century.

Rapidpolystyren:
how many pupils or students have you bought even a Biro, not to talk of paying their school fees

As soon as I started making peanuts. I value education.


When was the last time you helped sb for the first time?

Cannot they just create a country for all of them heavily secured?

Ok

Life like a mist...

The vitamins you need is to grow up! You need to grow up and understand that dating is a ladder to marriage and not an avenue to play with new toys only to discard them when you are bored.

By the way, everyone has the block feature on their phone. You broke up with her for no reason; block her for no reason likewise.

You have to grow up, okay?

Have a nice century.

Oga, I don't understand. Are you just dating dating dating! You aren't even ready for marriage!

Bringing relationship matters online is as bad as this government.

It's still the same people; nepotistic sets.

A fruadster is a fraudster.

A country where the connected are connected only. Well, hire me write your assignments, thesis, and dissertations sha.

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Perfect example of bitting more than what you can chew.

Hello,

It is really a tasking feat, however, you can stop it.


Get busy.

Pray to God genuinely asking him to give you power beyond what is normal so you can stop it.

Do some workouts.

Resist everything that'd send the tickle message (porn, unnecessary visuals, provocative dressing).

Be determined.


I see you stopping it soon.

You are welcome.

I'm glad.


Mama Olaniyi, give everybody here one one bottle of my friend udeme.


Please, can sb explain this look?

It started from one pornographic tv program.


Then all the fatherly figures in the society started donating. All the two-second politicians started wanting to use the electorates' taxes to spend on her for a two-second broiler-like stand! Some will gift them this and that..of course, for an exchange of you-know-everything paroles na!

She is growing, the world will say.

But I remember Chiké Obi, the Mathematician who racked his brain until his cap was used to pack tubers of cassavas. In his lifetime, he never saw the amount this girl used to buy her house all his lifetime. He never even smelled 20% of it.



Just watch the way the products of that pornographic show get endorsements and deals... you'll begin to look and suspect your MBA programs!


Some people will defend her below. Some people will say “do it if it is easy.”

I'm not attacking her. I never will. She is seizing all opportunities she never had! I will never attack her.

I'm attacking the misplaced priorities in the world today. I am attacking what thrives. Those people should come out and tell us that education isn't a qualification but belongingness and ready to be connected by all means!




Mazi Nnabuife, please pass me that keg of panmi. I swear to drunk I am not God.

Odiegwu

I don't want to tell you you are irresponsible and stupid. No, I won't tell you.

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