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Romance › Re: Fell In Love With The Manager But I’m Scared Of Loosing My Job(sad) by chatinent: 10:48pm On Aug 31, 2021
Hunger na bastard.

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Arrives His 30th Birthday Celebrations In His Brand New Lamborghini by chatinent: 10:45pm On Aug 31, 2021
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Jokes Etc › Re: Share Your Awkward Moments In Life! by chatinent(op): 10:39pm On Aug 31, 2021
6. That moment the guy you beat for junior school who promise to retaliate is now in the army and sends you a Facebook invite with his face looking like he hasn't forgotten.

7. That moment a catarrh ball pops out of your nose to your crush’s polo. Fada, take my soul.
Jokes Etc › Share Your Awkward Moments In Life! by chatinent(op): 10:37pm On Aug 31, 2021
Mine:

1. That moment you are in a public toilet without door hooks and you only have to hum when you hear approaching footsteps.

2. That moment you wore a trouser to the market, saw people laughing only for breeze to remind you it's open.

3. That moment you are laughing loud in a formal meeting and fart. And you try to apologize in English closing in, and everyone shouts “shift outside na” .

4. That moment you come out of the class to explain the theory bodly and the teacher says you are wrong!

5. That moment your so-called best friend wrote about their best friend and it ain't you!
Romance › Re: This Is Why You Must Run Away From Random Sex by chatinent: 7:02pm On Aug 31, 2021
Is better to smoke weed or be a drunkard than be having sex
What's this? This is a misplaced motivation.
Romance › Re: I Might Be Dead Anytime Soon.. by chatinent: 6:51pm On Aug 31, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
kind of.

I pray he do survive.
Then use the fraction of your brain to appreciate the giver of life.

Have a nice 89 years more.
Food › Re: The Food I Saw Versus The Food I Cooked by chatinent: 6:50pm On Aug 31, 2021
Sorry, you go toilet dey try cook food wey resemble am?

Don't insult beans please.

Romance › Re: Why do ladies have a problem with this? by chatinent: 6:48pm On Aug 31, 2021
That's the difference between werey and ara. Werey is didn't go to school and became independent. Ara didn't even break chalk.
Romance › Re: I Might Be Dead Anytime Soon.. by chatinent: 6:46pm On Aug 31, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
To much population sef..

Go and rest...

Be fast to come and meet us o

I hope u know there's nothing like heaven and hell ? ...

Just try and be fast with your recanation process...

Death is sweet...
I used to think you were stupid. I didn't know you had talents.
Romance › Re: I Might Be Dead Anytime Soon.. by chatinent: 6:45pm On Aug 31, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
"were"
Well, I know sb diagnosed of leukemia living fine. He's a body builder.

Does it put a thought on you?
Politics › Re: Edo Indigene Refuses Fulani To Settle In Their Land. by chatinent: 6:43pm On Aug 31, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
I'm in support of the Edo Indigenes on this.
Will they not kill them?

Politics › Re: LG Chairman Empowers Constituents Each With One Tuber Of Yam, Hoe And Cutlass by chatinent: 6:40pm On Aug 31, 2021
E no go better for these people. How person fit escape this country!

Romance › Re: I Might Be Dead Anytime Soon.. by chatinent: 6:37pm On Aug 31, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
I no longer have the strength bro.

You made me laugh
Hey, are you ignoring my request?

That's cowardice!

I used to follow your posts and you were braver than this!
Politics › Re: Buhari Ignores Govs’ Call For Audit, Approves Payment Of $418m Suspicious Debts by chatinent: 6:26pm On Aug 31, 2021
Nigeria has finally buhari-ed.


Just the same wall the Walls of Jericho buhari-ed.

Nigeria is having some similarities with ancient Egypt and the red sea.


I am just wondering if uncle was Pharoah. Are you sure Joseph for dey alive to interpret dream if hunger no for kill am?
Romance › Re: My Wife Named Our Son After Her Ex And I Had No Idea by chatinent: 6:25pm On Aug 31, 2021
I asked if she loved her ex and she paused for a moment and said yes, but not as much as she loves me.
It is the beginning of the end for me.

Romance › Re: I Might Be Dead Anytime Soon.. by chatinent: 6:21pm On Aug 31, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
just an average filmmaker and a freelancer doing stuff he knows ho to do best
And it is about now I want to learn you want to die?

I'm disappointed in you. Can you teach me and die some other time? Can I contact you?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Did I Overreact? by chatinent: 6:13pm On Aug 31, 2021
All you need now is three wraps of fufu, a plate of ofe nsala mixed with egusi and one bottle of tumbo to step it down.

At the mention of fufu, even the depression go bow. It works for me, baby girlie. Forget relationship, let's talk about being a woman of virtue. Let's talk about happiness. By the way, I am surprised you haven't read what your signature is teaching.

Shebi dolphin sha never finish for osimmiri?

Ọ nwereghị ihe mebiri n’isi azu, baby girl. Take this one and eat ...I am already finishing the second morsel.

Politics › Re: We Don't Want Any Child In Nigeria Denied Basic Education- Vp Osinbajo by chatinent: 6:10pm On Aug 31, 2021
And that can be achieved by being silent? Is this the real meaning of silence speaking louder than words? No pun intended.
Romance › Re: I Might Be Dead Anytime Soon.. by chatinent: 6:09pm On Aug 31, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
I just got diagnosed with a deadly cancer in a very late stage.

Am still in for fun though, am not gona give the result a second think. Death is a must.


Hello friends, when this moniker stop posting for a long period of time just know that am gone embarassed.


I give my life to you christ!.


Note: am curently not feeling to well so my activities might be limited.

I will surley miss you guys.
Who would you be teach pro filmmaking from start to finish?

Politics › Re: It Is Only Christians That Provoke Muslims In This World by chatinent: 6:07pm On Aug 31, 2021
I don't categorize Islam with terrorism. There are bad people everywhere who would resort to tagging an irrelevant reason as a trigger of their objectives.

Their objectives are terrorism and not what they say causes this or result in that!
Politics › Re: It Is Only Christians That Provoke Muslims In This World by chatinent: 6:05pm On Aug 31, 2021
Undiluted gin should be banned in Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Anambra Joins Oil Producing States, To Benefit From 13% Derivation by chatinent: 6:03pm On Aug 31, 2021
I feel Anambra is drilling the dregs of what was left for them.
Politics › Re: "We Don't Want Any Child In Nigeria Denied Basic Education"-osinbajo by chatinent: 6:02pm On Aug 31, 2021
And your silence with speak louder than words?

Such a joke of a country. No pun intended.
Romance › Re: She Told Me Her Story, Now I Think I Am Falling In Love Out Of Pity— Help !!! by chatinent: 5:56pm On Aug 31, 2021
I don't know the content of what she has gone through but man...I've heard enough. I have seen many drama queens who wouldn't mind playing the Beauty to rob the Beast.

There are many genuine. There are many players.


Did she also tell you she was raped until a third time by sb she truly loved? A third time?

Whatever happened to keeping the feminine pride then!

Yawns.

I pray she's genuine and not smoke and mirrors.

Your mind will begin to play the you-are-in-love trick now. You aren't! You are only attracted to a pity story ...because your conscience was the jury.


Love isn't of pity.

Love shouldn't be selfish!

I am strongly against premarital sex.

Are you ready to settle down?

You should love sb because she has a potential of being your dream wife..and not because the story is made to fit you in as the Clark Kent.

Would you look at the outer appearance while choosing a car? How much more a wife!

You need to understand what you want in life.

Have a nice century.
Romance › Re: She Told Me Her Story, Now I Think I Am Falling In Love Out Of Pity— Help !!! by chatinent: 5:47pm On Aug 31, 2021

Romance › Re: My Husband Will Take This For Supper by chatinent: 5:46pm On Aug 31, 2021
Na just sango food you dey serve our brotherman.

Romance › Re: She Told Me Her Story, Now I Think I Am Falling In Love Out Of Pity— Help !!! by chatinent: 5:42pm On Aug 31, 2021
Format.

Education › Re: JAMB Abolishes UTME Cut-Off Marks by chatinent: 5:34pm On Aug 31, 2021
This government’s actions have weathered every onslaught they are keen on increasing the litter of the unschooled.


This rulership is a failure.
Romance › Re: My Father Is Going Blind What Might Be Cause? by chatinent: 5:34pm On Aug 31, 2021
Hello,

How old is he?
Romance › Re: Do You Think I Am Forcing The Relationship? He Has Not Called Me In Two Weeks by chatinent: 5:31pm On Aug 31, 2021
If there's a link attached to it, I'm out like..

Politics › Re: IPOB Trends On Twitter As Simon Ekpa's Faction And DOS' Faction Clash (PICTURES) by chatinent: 5:29pm On Aug 31, 2021
How did Karl Max define politics?

He wasn't wrong at all.

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