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Hunger na bastard.
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6. That moment the guy you beat for junior school who promise to retaliate is now in the army and sends you a Facebook invite with his face looking like he hasn't forgotten. 7. That moment a catarrh ball pops out of your nose to your crush’s polo. Fada, take my soul. |
Mine: 1. That moment you are in a public toilet without door hooks and you only have to hum when you hear approaching footsteps. 2. That moment you wore a trouser to the market, saw people laughing only for breeze to remind you it's open. 3. That moment you are laughing loud in a formal meeting and fart. And you try to apologize in English closing in, and everyone shouts “shift outside na” . 4. That moment you come out of the class to explain the theory bodly and the teacher says you are wrong! 5. That moment your so-called best friend wrote about their best friend and it ain't you! |
Is better to smoke weed or be a drunkard than be having sexWhat's this? This is a misplaced motivation. |
Patrioticbreed9:Then use the fraction of your brain to appreciate the giver of life. Have a nice 89 years more. |
Sorry, you go toilet dey try cook food wey resemble am? Don't insult beans please.
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That's the difference between werey and ara. Werey is didn't go to school and became independent. Ara didn't even break chalk. |
Juliusmomoh:I used to think you were stupid. I didn't know you had talents. |
Patrioticbreed9:Well, I know sb diagnosed of leukemia living fine. He's a body builder. Does it put a thought on you? |
DubaiLandLord:Will they not kill them?
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E no go better for these people. How person fit escape this country!
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Patrioticbreed9:Hey, are you ignoring my request? That's cowardice! I used to follow your posts and you were braver than this! |
Nigeria has finally buhari-ed. Just the same wall the Walls of Jericho buhari-ed. Nigeria is having some similarities with ancient Egypt and the red sea. I am just wondering if uncle was Pharoah. Are you sure Joseph for dey alive to interpret dream if hunger no for kill am? |
I asked if she loved her ex and she paused for a moment and said yes, but not as much as she loves me.It is the beginning of the end for me.
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Patrioticbreed9:And it is about now I want to learn you want to die? I'm disappointed in you. Can you teach me and die some other time? Can I contact you? |
All you need now is three wraps of fufu, a plate of ofe nsala mixed with egusi and one bottle of tumbo to step it down. At the mention of fufu, even the depression go bow. It works for me, baby girlie. Forget relationship, let's talk about being a woman of virtue. Let's talk about happiness. By the way, I am surprised you haven't read what your signature is teaching. Shebi dolphin sha never finish for osimmiri? Ọ nwereghị ihe mebiri n’isi azu, baby girl. Take this one and eat ...I am already finishing the second morsel.
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And that can be achieved by being silent? Is this the real meaning of silence speaking louder than words? No pun intended. |
Patrioticbreed9:Who would you be teach pro filmmaking from start to finish?
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I don't categorize Islam with terrorism. There are bad people everywhere who would resort to tagging an irrelevant reason as a trigger of their objectives. Their objectives are terrorism and not what they say causes this or result in that! |
Undiluted gin should be banned in Nigeria.
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I feel Anambra is drilling the dregs of what was left for them. |
And your silence with speak louder than words? Such a joke of a country. No pun intended. |
I don't know the content of what she has gone through but man...I've heard enough. I have seen many drama queens who wouldn't mind playing the Beauty to rob the Beast. There are many genuine. There are many players. Did she also tell you she was raped until a third time by sb she truly loved? A third time? Whatever happened to keeping the feminine pride then! Yawns. I pray she's genuine and not smoke and mirrors. Your mind will begin to play the you-are-in-love trick now. You aren't! You are only attracted to a pity story ...because your conscience was the jury. Love isn't of pity. Love shouldn't be selfish! I am strongly against premarital sex. Are you ready to settle down? You should love sb because she has a potential of being your dream wife..and not because the story is made to fit you in as the Clark Kent. Would you look at the outer appearance while choosing a car? How much more a wife! You need to understand what you want in life. Have a nice century. |
BadRadio:
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Na just sango food you dey serve our brotherman.
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This government’s actions have weathered every onslaught they are keen on increasing the litter of the unschooled. This rulership is a failure. |
Hello, How old is he? |
If there's a link attached to it, I'm out like..
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How did Karl Max define politics? He wasn't wrong at all. |
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