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Northern Broadcasting Corporation.

I admire your facts.

Nna eh

But they allow FG speak and negotiate with terrorists.

Yes, there should be discretion.

I still see nothing wrong in saying the truth.

Ok o.

Well, till he comes.

It depends on the person... that's if they don't plan using you.

Blackdisciple:
You are high for saying emotional rubbery .
For got someone's daughter pregnant and you are talking about emotional rubbery.
She didn't forced u not to use protection.

I just petty that girl sha.

Why did you allow overnight tumbo turn your life downside up?

manontree:
Seriously I think this made front page suspiciously

A seemingly nonsensical story suddenly appears on FP. How, why? So this Brad Pitt abi Sylvester Stallone wannabe dashing specimen was just on his own when this attention starved chic started toasting him. Our dude out of his superfluous benevolence rejected her as politely as possible. The story didn't end there. Somhow he recognized her in real life full of pregnancy that our dashing Brad Pitt believed was meant to have been used to trap him

Some people really have a big sense of importance of themselves. Wait, scratch that, some actually think we are all dumb and cant see beyond our noses

If this circus is by this rag to draw traffic, it's a poor one

The perfect time to have deleted this post was when you posted it.

Lol.

The5DME:
Chatinent, dem dey pay una to create all these fake stories?

Okay.

greymiles:
Bros find another motherland, this one don cast

The mother don go maternal home leave the land baa?

Stomoney:
Thank your star bro. Have once been a victim na God save me. She fortunately lost her pregnancy with smartness and after that I con knack the girl like tomorrow no dey before she go wed another dullard . Shai na God really save me dat year

Mehn, I dey fear you o

AsherAmari:
Imagine...
So she should have continued begging and waiting for you? Lol...

Ain't no body got time for that. Moving on thinz.

That good energy you are trying to use and support her, use it and say the truth na. You won't die. Haba mana.

saphiere:
Did she say you are responsible for the pregnancy? No!
Did she told you she's looking for a boyfriend? No!
So what is your point?

My point is that your point is off-point because I knew you'd leave the main points and point accusing fingers at the other point that isn't female!

berrystunn:
You have no serious thing going on in your life. Poor people have too much time ... Sleep, fucck , eat and gossip around.

I do.

ictjobber:
ONE NIGERIA

Hope you didn't believe that shit?

chinchonglee:
Lol... Are u a comedian or what?

Lol. Share yours o. You wan support me? I'm interested o.

tosik:
that buhari will turn 1naira to 1dollar...

Smiles.


He said he will “change” it.

You guys felt he meant changing it down.

The news about bloodshed was becoming unbecoming so I decided to spice up your day. Remember the lie sb told you but you later discovered the truth.

Share your experiences.


Mine:

1. Hanty say she doesn't like fufu.. “I feel nauseated by the smell. I can't hold it, I'll throw up.”

Visited her fam house...they were on Ofe Nchawu with achara. I didn't know at the mention of her name at home, all the fufu dobales.

2. Caught the most holy “virgin” church girl in my street back home in our barrack! Funny thing was I met her and told her I was travelling to school. She also told me she was going for a church program in another state.

My room was Block C. She tie wrapper come out Block D.

E choke.

3. Date....


What's your name?


Cloe Davis


(Saved digits, Truecaller tagged her “Bolanle Ogunjobi”)


Fish will swallow you, Bolanle.


4. My neighbour was always claiming sojo. I bin feel say na Cadet as per en papa hold small bar, and e bi like the oga go get connection.

We happen to meet at one party like that...he was all the way in the jacuzzi (all military underwear camouflage).

One flat chest go rebel am.

Wetin I hear na “come out, reason me your indian delta.”

Oga begin beg o.

Beg! I laugh die.


Dem tell am to off am. Bros beg dem no gree. Dem woos am better slaps.

E come dey go house enter bike. Wetin I hear amid tears na “no worry, I swear I will hunt you. My dad is a police. My uncle is the head of Sarz.”

I laughed die.

5. My neighbour girlfriend always lying to me her dad was a GM of FirstBank.

The problem was... I didn't even mind if she was rich or poor; I just liked her.

I was staying with my rich uncles she felt were my parents. She always didn't believe me when I said they weren't. She always thought I was hiding sth.

Two years down the line, I realized her dad was a gateman.

WTF was he doing with a briefcase going to work in suit!

6. Babe bi forming British accent for me.

She alleged to have stayed in Birmingham. Toh, I no even like the girl sha. She was too loud.

She bin yarn me say my job is too poor for her liking.

Mehn.


One day she say she dey go back London say her dad wants her back.


Many months later when I was returning from Maiduguri, we stopped at Enugu and was welcomed by the loud off-key poems of their “buy okpa” poets.

Reluctantly, I raised my head up from my phone to the rear.

Omg, is this not Theresa?

I came down. Called out to her, she took off. I pursue am hold am. She almost wanted the ground to swallow her.

Mehn.

7. One guy in my school was claiming he was an Ex-Boy (ex-student of Nigeria Military School). He would lie all sorts of things like how he is still being paid salary now, and how his father was a Brigadier General.

He was an Igbo guy. He was showing us the photo of his self-acclaimed father one day. I noticed it was zoomed. I collected the phone and zoomed out. Lo and behold, a muslim name was on the tag of the soldier.

Baba had to re-arrange his lie and said his father didn't use his real name to join the military.

E chock o.


All our attempts to make this guy accept he lied was in vain until one exboy who is now a Lieutenant (a lecturer) publicly asked the guy who is father was (chawossing) and what year he passed out from NMS. The soldier obviously got tired of the frequent lies.

Oga begin bite tongue. He literally pee-d. He was disgraced openly later by the man. His father was a Custom Officer. Mehn.

I was like why this guy come dey lie. Abi e no know say I value Custom Officers pass green cap?

8. A guy I respected who lied he was 40 to me.


His body sold his lie. He looked maturer.


I dey respect this guy maka the age barrier. I didn't know what I was searching and saw his original birth certificate with 22years of age on it.

Darkness befell me. I staggered and my arms found a wedge.

I felt betrayed.


I dey call am Oga Martin.

E come inside, I was like “Martin, God go punish you.”

E wan claim activity and all that.

I open en yansh.


My guy laughed me. That was when I truly began to see the underage in him; he was laughing but I was starring at him in disgust!

After two years! Baba even tell me he is divorced with a grown-up daughter in Jakarta who he'd like me to meet.

Mehn, na so my in-lawship died.

And I bin dey give the pastard enough respect.

It hurted more knowing that he was still the same person behind the beautiful girl pics!

Come share yours

CoffinSeller, you are happy now, baa?

Ok o

Post-looted and gone.


Gone so suddenly, Nigeria.


Faithfully Yours, chatinent.

Oh,my motherland.

What weed cannot do doesn't exist.

Too much bloodshed.

All politicians are guilty.

This is a fight against the south.

Hustle make dem no use your teeth do opener for family meeting.

The killings are too much.