₦airaland Forum

GIdiata:
Orji Kalu is playing mind games.
stylishly supporting ESN but doesn't want to annoy His Hausa/Fulani APC Cabals

May you live long.

Never you be a soldier. It's a death sentence.

Take the lead.

richmond500:
nah, it isn't. You just have to agree on it, more than 50% of our parents aren't married, from sweedy pie, we get children

You are right.

hotwax:
which christian sect allow it? Maybe I should join

Do pastors care how many you marry? Give them money and watch them chair your marriage.

gidgiddy:
Contrary to what was said and presented, Ikonso was ambushed in his house and killed.

They then paraded his body, placed some ammunition around him, knowing fully well that Nigerians are gullible people

I sense some facts in this.

Devil telling Jesus to repent.

How can the military make sure terrible mistake? How can this be an accident?

I heard that in the north that the northern girls don't shake hands with the opposite sex.


Well, I think it's a moslem thing.

richmond500:
lol

Is number 6 marriage? Isn't that abduction?

You should name your church, not saying Christianity. Not all so-called Christain churches practice Christianity.

SweetCunt97:
You know that's a lie. How can she dash your her pregnancy? She was probably alone and needed a friend. All the blessings to those men who give their friendship to ladies despite their flaws, mistakes and fvckup.

You don't trust a preggie lady who doesn't know who's responsible for her preggie.

saphiere:
Thanks

You mah say thanks. Itiboribo eju obodo.

Three of you deserve sth near bars.

I gave up on man's rulership long ago.

Off him.

Nigeria is a stereotype.

Michelle55:
Why you reject pikin wey she wan dash you for free?
On a lighter note: Just be thankful that you narrowly escape else we will be hearing a different story by now.

Dear, it's not as though I'd have had carnal knowledge with her. I am also surprised how she would force me into accepting it, or steps she would have taken if I had agreed.

1F30M4:
Omooo if to sey you be rat eh, aswear dah girl get skills for where that olden days iron trap dey..

She really set am well, even buy shawa put with her "poetry" chaiii.. You lucky no be small, infact your name suppose be Lucky(without the Johnson lol) Remain small dah iron trap for tear tear your belle, e for even take style catch tail but thank God sey na brush e brush you mana nwata nwanyi ahu dikwa veli dangelous o.. Anyi ga esokwa gi je mee Thanksgiving echi, emechaa i ga kporo anyi je n'ulo gi ma kporo anyi obia.. Okwa nkwobi maobu loi-loi na ezigbote ofe oha, "stepu godi ya downu" with nkwu enu nwanne ighotago

Lol don't mind me, just catching cruise.. I think in a bid to "cover" her shame, she probably thought it wise to get you in the picture so it becomes "officially okay".. Thank your chi, alot of guys don't easily get out of this kind of situation, DNA testing helps now though.

Thanks. The ofe oha adigo ready.

AfroKnight:
So she wanted to dash you the pregnancy? Is that what you're saying?

Narrow escape.

Nna ehn, na so o

IpobAntidote:
Pls increase the crying and wailing.

I'm not IPOB.

lilvicky68:
She saw you fit to be her baby father..but you rejected unknowingly..If I be you I go dey with three bottles and life and pepper soup now...

My fowl for lay cooked egg baa?

Hi fam,

A girl who asked me out early this year is pregnant now. She professed her love on Facebook.

She used the right words to win any guy's heart.

I wasn't just ready for commitment, and I responded her poetry with “thank you,” accompanied with an off-point “how was your day” to send the message that I deemed it a compliment.


I knew it was a turn off. But it was as polite as I could go.


Ladies and gentlemen, I saw this lady yesterday with a baby bump! She was pregnant all through!


Why do ladies do this? Why transfer your neglect to sb else? I feel this is an emotional robbery.


What's your say?

Don't start not picking calls with your woman if you cannot justify it to a stop.


Well, I like the part you said you gave a Naira. Not that I like the act, I just like the sentence.

emmabest2000:
服务 大众 情系 民生 Serving the public and caring for people's livelihood

Oh, lol.

Mine: Odogwu requested I helped him during our Statistics exams.

I told Odogwu he'll have to sit close because I wouldn't want anything to happen to a four-credit load papper. Odogwu obliged.


During exams, oga Lance (invigilator) made Odugwu sit far off from me. Now this was the problem. Odogwu was asking me to throw him “mgbo.” How could I? Sb who went through thick and thin to be in school rusticated after several years? I thought it over..and signalled he asked people around him.


I was done with mine.


As I made to submit, Odogwu got up angrily and without me realising, got my papper, torn it in my face and tore his.

I literally ran mad.

To make matters worse, he pushed my chest in challenge. My anger bar was full now.

I borrowed him a quick punch to his jaw..and we were separated.

Ha, I realised I have f-ed up for (1) Being an accomplice to attenpted malpractice, and (2) Fighting.


The Sarge tell us say make we zero the paper say we no write am. “In fact, assume you didn't take this exam” he resounded.

They took us to the front of the hall to stand and watch “reasonable students” finish their paper.

Oh, my last paper.

I literally cried.

After everything, and every sacrifice!



I was urinating sth else..with a mixture of anxiety, fear, and depression.


I was watching my dreams pass me slowly.


They took us pictures, and under duress, we were told to fill the malpractice form. Tears was flowing freely from my eye and wetting the papper.

My school paid invigilators some money (we heard ₦50k) for each students caught during malpractice.

Since my stay in the school, no one has survived filling a malpractice form.

They didn't let us explain.

Odogwu didn't mind. Las las he was no sad..after all no bi only am.


In mid-thoughts whether to go and learn tailoring, or open a barber's shop, Mrs Jacintha (God bless this woman) called me and asked why I wasn't writing.

She na senior lady for the school.

I explained everything without leaving any stones unturned.


She ordered I be reinstated, tore my already filled malpractice form, and yelled at the invigilators that “ they should have allowed me speak. I do not engage in malpractice, and I was a well-behaved student.” My heart somer-tumbled in joy!

Immediately, they sent for my Statistics lecturer which he affirmed..and even called the invigilators insensitive.


I had never felt so much joy.

That was the period I realised people are always watching you even when you don't really know.


Odogwu began shedding crocodile tears and begging for a revisit of his case and told them the truth, when they told him was the only key for revisitation.


I fear human beings that day. The same guy who was incriminating me!


Long story short...
He carried the course over instead of a rustication.



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Please, share yours.

I have. Three times.

It ended out of pity.


I don't advise you date people out of pity.

Facebook sells your privacy and what you search for on search engines to advertisers in other to place targetted ads.

Emperormartin:
And me too. Just some years ago I know I was a voracious reader

Same here.

cappucino925:
Bros please this is weekend and am really hungry... I'm just asking a little favour from you Even if it is any amount please am starving.. I can send you my national id to prove am not a fraudster please

I'd have helped out as I have always done.

I myself ran into a big bankruptcy. Read my chat. I am actually managing.


No one amongst those I helped cared to help me.

Contradictory statements.


You killed overall leader.


You still call am vice.


You still call am 2ic.


Na wa o.

Where are the arms fa?

How about your own casualties...if you are playing not bias?