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Welcome to Nigeria. An unplanned state.

Life!

Yawns.

Beautiful ladies they'll be.

Nigeria is a failed state. If the world reaches the next thirty years, there will be no Nigeria anymore. It's not prophecy.

Funnily enough, in a failed state as Nigeria, 'nothing will happen' as a policeman once said. The FG only pretend to react to cases when it is unstoppably reaching the international audience.

I like Johnny Drille. The only guy with meaningful lyrics.

He will so lose many supporters and fans, and his life is likely to be in danger. People do evil sometimes without conscience but when it has to do with religion, they will conscientiously do it with their last blood. His fame will fade away soon.

So comprehensive a list.

These politicians know those things you listed but many of them are cashing out big time from the Covidpreneurship.

Was Jesus crucified on a cross?

Life as a mist.

Cool..

Yawns.

For one corruption to another.

I still sense tribalistic dints in this post.

Medicine after death?

So this is how thousands of people wish to act porn?

Story for Zeus.

Edisa:
Before the lockdown brohaha,our project supervisor asked us(student) to come up with possible trainers that can be developed to help students in their practicals. The suggested trainers will serve as our project,so me decided to think outside the box( i no no say na whahala i put maself so) and i came up with the idea of developing an antenna trainer.i suggested the topic to our supervisor and he agreed and asked me to go research on it but the problem na be say,me way suggest the topic,i have little or no idea on how to go about it so,i need your help.
The antenna trainer will consist of a transmitter and a reciever unit,differernt type of transmitting and recieving antennas(e,g yalgi,dipole e.t.c).
The purpose or idea behind the trainer,is to expose students to experiment such as
* pathloss experiements using different antennas
* plotting radiation patterns of different antennas.
The problem now is, i dont know how am gonna get the losses in decibel at the recieving antenna for different antennna.i intended using the free space pathloss formular( 20 log(4piFd/C)) but i discovered that all the antennas with have the same losses.
The second problem is getting the radiation pattern.is there any software that can be use for achieving this?
I realy need your help on this,dont knw if i posted on the right section.
Lalasticlala
seun

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Ochuksbaba:
Lemme share mine too

It was during Waec in 2010,,I recklessly refused to collect timetable ,one day we wrote a particular paper .
After the paper I asked a classmate the date for the next paper ,he said next 3 days ,so I went home .
Next day I slept throughout the day .As Lucifer would have it my visafone was switched off . Evening came I was out strolling innat my hood,,was happily gisting with a friend when I saw one of my classmates breezing past fully clad in school uniform ,,,,she saw me and was like " What happened? Why did u miss the paper today?"
I playfully asked "which paper? Did u guys had exams today ?" She said " yes we wrote English ".
I smiled to the shock of everyone around and was like no yawa nothing de sup (marlians character)..

It was later,,I started replaying the whole scenario in my head,,a kind of cold I have never experienced gripped me ,but I still went ahead to write the next papers ,,come see where full school de ask wetin happen ,wetin happen ,y u miss English ,y ur phone off..
I still wrote the rest papers against the advice of my peers,,funny enough I collected that result four years later and it was a write off...
Thank God iam now in Final year in my state University and would have graduated if not for egbon Covid ,,, funny enough till date I still don't collect exam timetable before exams but still find myself asking coursemates "when be next paper"

Lol. One man dey try put your destiny as Ludo for laptop bag.

Drizzy5001:
Mine :
I was in an exam Hall during Our Marketing 201 exam ... As every body don sit down finish o, na im one 300 level carry over student (female) wey dey sit down for my back , touch me , I come turn around she come reason me "make I dey show her answers because she no read at all. Mind you, our exall hall was very tight o na 9 invigilators dey the hall. As I started writing , she touched me with her pen I showed her, she copied, When I noticed an invigilator behind me I quickly adjusted, and continued writing , so along the line as invigilator come announce say " we get 25 minutes more" Omo na so I ignore the babe o, come face my own ... This girl come dey disturb me , I no even send. So tey she snatched my answer sheet and started copying, Omo fear catch me I collected my answer sheet back o, and gave her a stern warning . What if we were caught? my village people wanted to use her o

I relate with this so badly.

IME1:

I was laughing at one poster on first page who said his own was in primary 3 when I remembered my first escapade was in kg 1 that's like decades decades plus plus but I remember! Kai what the mind chooses to remember sha
It was how to write 7 oh na so I dey write am face the other side
Until I spy the girl by my side come write am well
Shame.
I resolved never to cheat and till date God has helped me to be hardworking and have integrity.
It's a dirty habit and nothing to condone, trivialise or joke about. Let's shun cheating you will never know your capabilities

For you to have remembered a KG event, I doff my cap -- it was really f-ing.

mujibson:
Lol, I've laughed my ass out reading people's posts here. I think I have to pen down mine too.

It was a test when I was in ND1 in poly. The course was CEC 105, Civil Engineering construction. The course was too theoretical, it was all about building and its components. As a student that doesn't leave any stone unturned, I read the course to full understanding and after that, I crammed the whole contents word for word too. The course was actually a 3 units course so I had to give it everything.

Fast forward to the test day, I entered the hall with full confidence. As I was about to start the test, I didn't know what came to me, I forgot all what I crammed but thankfully apart from cramming, I understood the questions so well, just that I couldn't just put it the way it was written in the notes. So I gave the answers based on my understanding. I finished the questions very early. I'm the type that always submit late even though I finish early. So as I was still sitting, I began recalling everything the way I crammed it so I decided to open another page and start writing the crammed answers down. I finished writing everything. Then I went ahead to submit. Immediately I handed my script to the corper who supervised us, I remember I've not crossed out the first answers I wrote. Instead of me to truthfully tell him what I wanted to do, I lied to him that I've not written my name and matric no. The corper reluctantly allowed me because he has been shouting since that we shouldn't forget to write our details. As he gave me back the script, I just crossed out the first answers, wanted to return the script. That was how the corper vexed for me. He hated the fact that I lied or tried to play smart on him. I was begging him when unfortunately the devil(course lecturer) came in. The lecturer did not even listen to what happened. So far he knew I had issues with the supervisor, he just returned my script to me and asked me to go and mark it myself. That was how I started pleading, he didn't listen. My classmates pleaded, same thing. The corper himself pleaded, he didn't listen until when a senior lecturer who was passing by that time pitied me and pleaded on my behalf too, that was
when he accepted the pleas. He collected back my script, wrote -10 marks on top and asked me to go. Happily I 'thanked' him when I was leaving and to my surprise, that sincere 'thank you sir' that I said angered him again. He threw away my script and He said and I quote " Are you mad? are you stupid? And it won't be well with you for thanking me. Who ask for your thanks, bla bla bla..." It was so funny and strange to me that I didn't know how to beg him again, all I was saying was 'Yes sir, I'm mad', ' Sorry sir, I'm stupid'. Lastly he collected it back and I ran away to one corner and started laughing hard. Lol.

Really mad o.

farano, Rocktation, Dominque, Lalasticlala. Fp for a wider view and input.

MoonWater:
Can't judge him

Sure but we have to tell ourselves the truth; we didn't deserve those treatments.

RoyalRoy, Dominque, Lalasticlala fp for a vast audience

This makes sense.

Many have suffered parental neglect and abuse that most dads (and moms) didn't understand that their always 'all-night quarrelsome' attitude caused. A home without love is not sth one prays for. If it's not dad quarrelling even at the most trivial matters, he's beating mom. Ever had such experiences? Yes, many experienced this. Take up courage, we say no to #IncompetentFakeDads . Narrate your escapades surviving with such dad.

Seems Hush's lawyer is losing this case already.

I think this list is counterproductive. Simply put, any dating relationship that is not built on strong no-pre-marital sex foundation is bound to end in tears. Dating should not be trivialized. It should solely be a stepping stone to marriage.