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There's no election in Nigeria that wasn't rigged. Fact.

Well, he's bold because he knows the shithole country he lives in.

Oyerinde16:
M in my ous... Coman beat me... Instead of you to sell ND, HND, Bsc, MSC and PhD certificate (oluyole) and bounce... You are selling nonsense...

Lol. Kuku kill me.

Kylekent59:
After writing my physics exam, was going to submit , all of a sudden two guys started dragging my cloth that i shouldn't submit. The invigilator saw what was going on and walked to us and collected my answer booklet, including the two guys and said we are doing exam malpractice.



I was like, what have I done to deserve this. I tried explaining, but he didn't wanna hear. Even the second invigilator was telling them that i was innocent and it was the other two guys were dragging me, still he was forming supreme.


My fellow sets writing the exam were very angry by his actions. I laid curse on him and left the hall. The two guys came out from the hall, knelt down at the front door and was begging me, I forgave them.

Result came out and I was winnowed . I spoke with my course adviser and he said I should just re-write the course over which i did and made a "B"

I still graduated with my set, served and made a good live till date.


It is good to just express your innocence once and let God do the remaining.

I could so relate, bro. Well done.

gwininfo:
Hail uniben
In my department that year I dey impersonate anybody no be lie, I remember impersonating and going blank....i just sat there with the question and answer booklet laughing at the persons failure
when result came out gbam B while mine I thought I killed, murdered,annihilated,destroyed, D
This life no balance
People I wrote exams for graduated well while I came out with nada....Uniben should expect me again just to prove I am not a joke

And that person will come and be thanking you with everything he knows in heaven and you will bi like: 'may God just punish you for that.' LOL.

Xerox01:
During one of my 100lv exams, ELE102 exam, we were given 2 answer booklets cos 2 lectures took the course but me being naive that time and not noticing that that was how eveybody was given in my level cos of our sitting arrangement, I innocently gave another invigilator one of the answer booklet thinking it was a mistake... I'd submitted and gisting with my guys outside when one said his 2nd sheet was almost blank, I no first reason am untill I realized what has happened. Omo the way I zoomed back to meet one of the invigilators who was the lecturer of the course to explain, the man said "You must be very crazy, get out of here". Had to go beg the man later with my HOC

Just kuku kill me.. Lol.

fattprince:
I remember another one now. After doing FBA exam in 100 level. I was praying for B. If I have B I would be happy ehn. Then after exam why we were talking number one question Venn diagram simple thing 15 marks. People were getting different answers. I just thought well this ones are olodo jhare. Cos the answer they got was what I got before but I just felt that can't be the answer before doing it another way to get an answer I was satisfied with. Not until a very brilliant guy got the answer every one was getting. I just wan die. Who send me I should I've just left it the first time I got it now. I was now praying fervently for C. But I wouldn't be surprised if I got a D cos it was a whole 15 marks. Guess what I scored when results came out? 83 perfect A. I just couldn't believe it till I saw it in my student portal. I still go to check it some times till now cos it gives me joy. I mean when I was doing Accounting in this same school the whole of 5 years. I never had A before I was withdrawn. Now just in my first year in Business Admin. I've got an A not one, two cos I got A in one cos I didn't even read for once just studied past question on exam day. The 4 semesters have completed now. I've gotten at least an A in each semester. So I've gotten at least 5 As. Though at this level my result is even worse than when I was in this level in Accounting. But I'm not going to be withdrawn this time. By God's grace I'm even going to make a 2.1 come graduation.

I think you made a rethink and stepped up your game not to fail again.

Lifeisnotfair:
During my WAEC examination (mathematics) in secondary school, I had already answered the questions I was sure of just a few left and when it was time to start submitting, I got tensed cause I wanted to make sure I answered everything before submitting na there wahala start.

That very first page where you're to write the number of questions you've answered, there's a spot meant for the supervisor na there I go write put. One of my school teachers came in to check my work and the moment he found out I had written on the particular spot meant for the supervisor, slaps and heavy punches started raining down from God knows where on my head and face. I had to use corrective fluid to clean everything. My face swell up before I reach house like who tipper jam.

2. I was writing a course in 300level with chukuli, my friend and chukuli partner needed help cause the answer nor dey the expo wey he carry but e dey my own, he begged me to pass it on to him and when I put my hands under my table to search for the question he wanted answers to, lecturer caught me from under the table and asked me to stand and bring what he saw me holding, as I was about to stand I stylishly threw it out of the window, he laughed and came close. He called one random guy from outside that was walking and minding his business to pass him the chukuli (I dey signal the guy to help me carry the paper and run, he just dey look me like dead body).

Naso my paper take end after like 45mins into the exam. Wetin make am pain me be say my crush dey inside the class, see embarrassment.

And lastly we wrote a test in 400 level, the highest was I think 6/30 I managed to get 3 I wasn't the lowest oo cause some persons got 1 but then the lecturer decided to use me as a scapegoat. He called me out, checked my work again and again and asked me where I saw the nonsense I wrote down, I confidently told him I read it from my note and he was surprised. He asked me to bring my note and he compared it with the materials he uses and my coursemate's note and discovered they were very different things entirely.

The truth be say I been no too sound the previous week and when I got to school I copied those things from a fellow course mate (he never misses any class) but his handwriting was the worse I jejely copied rubbish and wrote rubbish in the test.

When the lecturer called me out, see brutality oh my God!! He say if na him be my papa he nor go pay my school fees again, I felt so embarrassed.

The first part got me laughing hard bro. I also remember when I was in the WAEC hall and saw one (say) supervisor beating a girl student (maybe her teacher or relative). The guy beat am like animal. The girl go write on margins and put nick name on the headers.

MMXX:
Don't think I have had any major embarrassing exam experience apart from being taken to the front seat when I had hope of copying at the back and also not being able to remember how to spell simple words I knew like but, most etc.


I could remember my course mate though this girl was the perfect exam malpractice guru,she's confident in the act and never gets caught until one faithful day.

She was using her exhibit(ngbo) as usual and one lecturer noticed it and on approaching her she quickly threw the stuff forward under her seat. When the lecturer found the stuff and asked her she said she doesn't know that it's not hers and doesn't know how it got there.the lecturer faced the new victim whose seat the stuff was found around she too said she doesn't know,which was the truth.The lecturer faced the first girl again and she denied and this time even swore she knows nothing.The lecturer requested she brings her script and she did with confidence,the man started turning the script page by page and can you believe there was expo(ngbo) on every page of her script lol ..i almost laughed sha

Luckily for her it seems the man knows her from somewhere or they are from the same town or he knows her people,she was pardoned and given back her script to continue to the amazement of every student watching..Lucky her if not na carryover be that

Carryover or spill over or rustication?

fattprince:
Well I just remembered one now. We were writing CBT exam. I'm in Unilag 300 level now. It was an exam last year in 200 lvl. After writing all I could write I just said let me google with my phone to get more answers. As I wrote two in the process of putting the phone back in my pocket (back pocket) the invigilator saw me, he came to me and ask me to bring out the phone I was using. Omo my heart cut. My own don finish. After spending 5 years in Unilag without certificate. Will I still be expelled the second time again in 200 lvl already. I just looked at the man and I told him there's is no phone with me. He looked at me and I think he felt pity for me and just let me be. My brothers and sisters that was God's handiwork oh. I felt so relieved.

I can so relate bro. That day go humble you die.

Oyerinde16:
I carried out some of the biggest examination malpractices in history during my days...

1st, during weac, I hated maths so much that, I wrote nonsense, waited for the best student to submit, then followed him, I picked up his booklet and feigned I forgot to write something's, I went back to my sit, I had already perfected it, swapped the cover, mine cover with name n reg on his n his on mine... I got a B in maths, the guy got an F, in Neco I swapped with a brillant lady, I got an A n she got an F... Funny is the lady made it in weac and the guy made it in Neco.

2nd During my uni days, I had finished my paper, but I wrote answers on the question papers I do distribute, unfortunately I was caught with a question paper filled with answers, I bailed myself by insisting I usually scrub out rough answers on the question paper before transferring it to my booklet, as instructed on the exam paper, rough work can be done on question paper, the DC reasoned with me and let me go, thou I carried over the course, but the remaining 6 persons we attended the DC together were all rusticated from school...

3.. Right in front of the school exam officer, I rubbed it on his face, he sat facing me, but I put a small sheet on my booklet, the only small space blocked by a chair in front of me was a small pieces of expo... The man in his wildest dream would never believe I can dare put a paper there and copy, but I was that brave and confident, I actually did and I was never caught...

I regret those actions and I don't advice anybody to do same or cheat... It doesn't pay.

I guess, you are in prison now but if you aren't, please contact me below I need to see you.

OkhaiAsein:
Wetin concern what I have said with cultism

Some slangs sold you out.

If Hush wins this case, the world just made him super famous and more richer.

adonainana:
Let the legal battle begin,

But the thing is FBI already hacked his instagram, gmail, and i cloud accounts based on the affidavit the FBI agent first submitted

Google and Gmail are both American companies, they easily snitch on you and dont tell you to change your password or anything so in your end you just keep logging in and logging out like nothing is happening.

Also his phone records appeared to have been compromised

Even the affidavit the FBI guy submitted had his passport in it ( they could only get that from going into somewhere private in your email )

Then from his bank accounts, large transfers would have been deposited into it someway somehow.

Then the large cash found on him ( any amount more than £10,000 is money laundering on the spot )

The only evidence they probably would tell the jury probably be based on either a conspiracy to defraud.

Based on my experience there wont be much oral evidence, just documentary evidence from the big tech companies saying what was going on in his email accounts and his bank accounts

Conviction easy to secure on this alone without anyone testifying to say he defrauded them and vice versa

Most things the jury would see would just be reports of him discussing wire transfers and how it eventually landed in his account.

Normally the only way to defend a case like this is to argue perhaps a bank learnt you the money or you had a very rich portfolio to start with.

If huspuppi lawyer is smart, he can always start a defence all the tech reports here and there had nothing to do with his client and perhaps a blackmail by the prosecution to make his client pay for unexplained losses elsewhere.

He could also use jusridiction, hush was always in dubai all the time, so hence no connection.

But the hush guy too no go school so im sure he wont be able to even communicate his defence to his lawyer, all he was busy doing was stealing money and buying gucci up and down.

What a pity

Samuel Eluyefa Esq

You speak well, yet you didn't say sth on my mind. He could use rebuttal, thereby charging Charging Google and the other mail providers for snitching him, privacy intrusion and 'setting him up' by putting those things there claiming he knows nothing about it.

Cool one.

All of them are corrupt politistards.

Lamanii22:
you've got lots of experiences eehn... And you typed it so perfectly....



Experience number 2 is extremely funny... on top 150naira fish

Smiles smiles.

Samysearch:
Nna, the thing wey I wan yarn don pass 18 years o!. Precisely May June WAEC of 2002. As a book worm then, examination was the easiest obstacle I can navigate. I was a brilliant kid with high mathematical abilities. The day for mathematics came and my colleagues knew it will be like a child's play to me. Ndidi and Tunde sat just behind me and were hoping for crumbs (help). But I be this kind person wey hate examination malpractice. Ndidi on her own part was not sound. Seeing me right in front of her gave her some strength. Before the commencement of the examination, she looked at me and begged to copy from me. That I am free to romance her laps in the hall. She pulled her skirt up a little and urged me to have fun so that I can supply her expo.

I declined. I couldn't just do that. Tunde lamented why he wasn't that sound. He thought he could have a free time touching those laps. Exams commenced and I was just busy doing trying to solve as many questions as possible cuz I wanted to score A1 in mathematics. My brother as I full my answer sheet, I say make I go collect extra from invigilator. I left the already filled booklet on my desk and headed to the examiner.

I returned and found an empty seat! Wetin happen? Ndidi don kidnap my booklet. I asked her to give it back but they was like " You no wan show me ba, if you draggam, we go just tearam hear." Nna, na me come they beg ooo. Finally, she agreed to give me on the condition that I will spread the booklet for her. I obliged and received my booklet & then stamped my authority. She resorted to begging again. The embarrassment was, I don't talk in exams but I had to beg her to free my booklet. It was crazy.

That's not the point. You didn't help her right? Secondly, you both must have had an intimate sth before she could tell you that shit. I may be wrong.

CsRockefeller:
Was a science student, average at best.

Despite this, I had my favourites like Economics, Agriculture, Geography and computer studies.

As WAEC approached, I perfected my cheating skills with school exams. I would tear out parts of solved questions of past questions.

During WAEC, I cheated in Physics, and Chemistry. Someone, I convinced myself to do same in Agriculture science which I knew very well.

This time, I didn't just tear out parts, I took a whole textbook in. As the exam began, I drew it out carefully and was beginning to match questions with answers.

I sat at the back exposing me to the entrance of the hall but somehow I forgot to pay attention to one of the invigilator, suddenly I heard to big sound at the back of my head which was followed by series of slaps as he drew the textbook out. I felt so bad. He then went on to minute on my examination sheet telling me my result was going to be withheld.

That paper was probably my final paper so I felt so bad, I didn't tell any family member of mine and resolved not to expect that paper when the result finally came out.

To my surprise, it came out and I had a B2.

That incident changed my life forever. Since then, I haven't gone into an exam hall without adequate preparation and never entertained the idea to cheat.

If I could make a B2 with my effort, why cheat? I asked myself. My belief in my abilities rose astronomically since then.

Smiles. Cool tho.

Salako01:
Mine was a test. I was the Grand Master of impersonation in that department. I mean I impersonate even females. I never got caught, never. You see that thing called love, if unchecked can make a full grown man act a fool....Back to my story. I had a GF who was also in my department and she had to travel home for an emergency. So, who is better qualified to handle her test than me. So I was scheduled to write for two: mine and hers. I started with hers and something happened. Ordinary test o, I was shaking, so anxious to deliver the job so I impress her that I did it, I never finished, I was caught and I only wrote my reg number and name on my own paper and almost finished hers......i was so shaky that the invigilator just knew something awful was up with that chap. My people, na so test take finish for me, many that knew my exploit in the area of impersonation didn't believe I was the one, that thing damage my image eh. I couldn't get more exam gigs after that.... But gradually,I regained that. In fact I went to same school to write exam for someone after we left NYSC camp. You know the two weeks break they give after camp na. The man was just looking at me like "don't I know you from somewhere". Finished up and left. Love na bad thing in such position, u fit dey useless to urself and ur partner all in the bid to impress

So how's that love going on now?

OkhaiAsein:
a girl was blowing kiss to me in the hall.... well I was sent out.....thank God I was called back if not that girl head go roll

So have you realized cultism doesn't pay?

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Paperwork:
Oh man that's way above what I was looking to spend. Thanks anyway

What's your budget?

Narrate your exam experiences (examperiences). Was it an expo gone wrong? Was it a supervisor?
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I'll start with mine.
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Mine:
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1. I was in an exam hall during my first year in school. It was GNS 101. The lecturer had just asked us to define extensively some words he highlighted, and prioritized an essay he urge everyone to write. Nna eh, I don write write reach one juncture, my brain network reception come off o. I couldn't spell 'our' anymore. I was sweating profusely and felt very agitated that day. Has anyone also experienced such brain temporary failure?
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2. Na so one guy reason me say I go relate with am when we dey write one Maths Course. I bin go chop for mammie when dis guy jam me begin reason me the matter. E even order more food. It was too late before I could reject it as en done already tell the money make she bring am(I naturally don't accept free things nor gifts). Well, I chop finish locate hall. Exam start. I never even write Matric. No. before this guy begin torment me for hall say make I show am. As in? Show you wetin na? Na only matric number I dey try write. I tried to peter out the slightest way I could explain to him that I hadn't written anything (which truly I hadn't), this guy no hear o. En don even begin echo say 'after the money en spend' say I no one show am love. Within myself I was like 'so na because of N150 fish dis guy top for my stew naim en dey para ni.' I just bam I no talk. E disturb so tey supervisor say make the guy stand up go another sit. O boy, my nigga come follow the man., then small time, e bi like e vex as e see me dey write. En just come jam me wey I dey solve my chi-square wey don dey chop my head. The guy say make I pay am back. What! Lol. Wasn't funny o. This guy was shouting and I was a very reputable person in school. I was so embarrassed owing to the fact that he didn't even pay me in cash and I no come hold N150 that day en come bi like the guy was becoming relevant. One of my she-friends in school just smuggled N150 into my corner and I gave him the N150. I had N1K but I feared losing it if I gave him to look for change. Chai, very embarrassing examperience.
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3. One memorable one was when I wrote WAEC. The girl who sat close to me automatically just became so friendly (even if we never talked) because we were writing Maths that she so pressed herself on me. As I tried adjusting, na so one useless coordinator say make me stand up come in front of the school continue do wetin en catch us dey do for sit. You could guess what he inferred. All eyes were watching. I tried explaining what actually happened and was silenced with a resounding 'shut up, you came here to do boyfriend and girlfriend backseat smooching baa?' What? I just instantly begin dey get angry anyhow that moment as I wan shout at the supervisor telling him upfront say he was the most negative person I ever met, then I walk back. I don zero mind already as I hated being accused for what I didn't do. And that day na Maths. To my greatest surprise, the girl spoke interrupting my thoughts with her little-voiced Ghanian accent: 'sir, it's my fault not his. I was just forcing myself on him.' What? That response was so vague, I sterned! It could send wrong messages. She continued: 'put the blame on me and not my boyfriend. We are adult and we can make our choices, moreover our parents know we are dating.' OMG! She said it with no fear. I began hearing chants of ' Romeo and Juliet' then hand claps that the supervisors too and others joined in what I call a mixture of mockery and fun. He told me: 'Romeo walk your Juliet back to the sit. This one pass my power. ' As I still dey think am, babe lock my hands with hers like a groom and bride on the aisle and walked back and sat back. Mehn, that was the most embarrassing day with a girl I didn't even like. Well, I just understood it to be a bail out sha. But las las, that singular event ended in a 'happily-ever-after for' us during that era.
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What about you? Tell us yours. Abeg, garnish am with better Nigerian pidgin.

Paperwork:
Code for what platform? And how much is it?

I actually bought the code when I was running an SMF forum. But the code works also for Bulletin Boards, and a little Modification for WordPress.
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I'm selling for $51.6125. I bought it much than this tho.

I have a question for scientists: was it designed by a creator or did it just evolve? Clearly, this is the work of a super-creative creator.

decatalyst:
That's the only thing you could pick out of this story??

No, I absorbed others.

An MSc holder I know earns N15k. I also know a Diploma holder earning N50k. School in Naija na scam.

After all the expenses, they'll still wear weavons worth thousands of Naira on a head that cannot spell Ecclesiastes.

I have a code but it's premium and not free. It works for the countries you specified.