Chief Government Ekpemupolo, I salute you sir. Let us know if your government is recruiting. We say no to any negotiations with Boko Haram using our oyel money.Crush Boko Haram or crush Boko Haram.

pocohantas:


Welcome back
You get your own First Class for Nairaland, serving in Front Page .

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki... INTROVERT don suffer for your hand.

Mogidi:
Video of Dullardinhooo referring to APC as All Nigeria People Congress.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_BZO7zTjsM

GIBBERISH! Some mistakes are unpardonable. Buhari is a ram!

The young lady should be prosecuted for attempting suicide.

The man should be prosecuted for attempting suicide.

Try it and I would volunteer to be a SOLDIER in the creek. A sari Dokubo, take note. INERESTED!!!

Waiting for Tuesday for his lawyer to go to court and get a court order restricting DSS and any other government agency from arresting him. This DSS are like Nigeria home movies, same kind of arrest every time. Just like Kashimu... Just wait, you will soon see rented crowd protesting. SMH.

INTROVERT:
What if it's a major mistake??
Costing the company huge amounts of money time etc

What if it had given company a huge profit? No be still your same salary dem go still pay you? No excuse in discharging your duty should land you a dirty slap. What happens to query and disciplinary committee? INTROVERT be guided ooo!

The INTROVERT(f): They are always the first to be there. If you don't see them, you would be wondering if you are at the right shop.

Babysho:


Child

Fatherfool

Buhari said he will stabilize oil price. Baba one chance how far dollar price? E good? Snail Baba, Snail Buhari... Brainless Baba Buhari!!!

Juxtified:

Its obvious u're d one that can't read, cos if u went to school at all u'd know that my query doesn't need d word ''poor''

Na wa ooo... People wet go school, oya make ona two submit ona CVs for perusal. Nothing we go see for NL.

BecaciaBarbie:
Hahahahahahahajahahaha
I just love Nairalanders...you cannot fool everyone at the same time..mba!
Immediately I read the story, I knew instantly it was curled from the op's imaginations... Especially the last paragraph... Chai! Op this is an insult to us biko what do you take us for? You cooked up this bullshit tale and even got the guts to post it here? If I catch you ehnnnnnn!!!!

*in my boo's voice" Liar liar! Pants on fire!

Na pants strapped with bomb! Cover up artist.

She was lucky the Hilux was not that of the Nigerian Railway Coporation, she would had been covered with thick black smoke, by the time the smoke diffused she go don turn to that statue wey dey front of NEPA office for Marina. Good laugh, even though OP dey lie, some babes can do worse things that even the devil would 'wow'.

Dragonking:


You know nothing.

Even if, but I know your kind of person. Mr. Dem say, dem say.

Dragonking:


Why are you people complaining? I thought you all claim that Niger- Delta is Biafra?

Says who? Are you a Nigerian? If yes, I'm ashamed of you.

Sai Baba. Nice one, but an Igbo man is missing. I saw the South South been represented.

markidoo:
Nlanders check my profile pics n tell me if am LAXER THAN TREESE.

TWATWAFFLE!

markidoo:
Nlanders check my profile pics n tell me if am LAXER THAN TREESE.

P I T O F H E L L ! ! !

Thank God he came out alive. What could have caused this accident?

Okijajuju1:
Jesus Answers and all he got was a 2005 Honda Accord? :\

I'm not surprised that your username is okijajuju1. Kontinue!

Three letter word; RUN!

It should be similarly to that of Norway, just the year should be replaced with microseconds. Every microseconds, Police in Nigeria fires two bullets.

If you judge a fish by it ability to climb a tree, it will live the rest of its life thinking you are a fool. Have u heard of that saying before? Though I can proffer solution to those questions.

Destined indeed! Lady justice should throw her books on them.

justi4jesu:
They will soon spoil it,your Uncle did not show you the Elevator? look at that one opening his hands like he wants to fly without wings

He was actually flying without wings. That feeling when it seems gravity does not exist.

There are lots of his kind everywhere. I also heard of one in Aso Rock by the slogan 'Snail Baba'

Nemesis.

Political Calculus. Wike is a professor in the course.

asumo12:

OBJ be warned!

I wish someone could send us a voice note, that's when u will know that English has been murdered.

Let the Landlords come back and put oil companies to their knees. Na our oyel!