₦airaland Forum

eipreel:
Reminds me of when my former boss knew I was using his internet and computer to apply for other jobs still don't know how he knew

Andrew3:
Hahaha I remember a few years back when I found a keylogger on my office pc, unpacked it and traced
the logs being sent to my boss email. I now watch my boss activities too.

Bobbystanley:
Lol.. Solomon Arase nyash don open.

Everything about the current administration Is all about lies and propaganda. Reaping where they did not sow.
Taking unmerited credit.

The Lying Liars.

I returned from my Ban this morning and I made FTC.

I dedicate it to the Father of Democracy, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and my role model, Governor Ayodele Fayose.

MadCow1:
1. PETROL Stations.. I have not seen people doing this except Pedestrians walking through a Filling station.

2. My Bank allows me use my phone inside the bank as most times some information required by the bank needs to be phoned in.

3. Places of worship: Why can't I use my phone in church? I use my phone in church as my Bible is in my phone and I only answer important calls in there in a way that it does not constitute a nuisance to others.

4. When driving: As long as you are using hands free, it's alright.

5. In Class: That's just stupiid.

6. Toilet.. rubbish yarns

iamboody:
I don't even know why all these media outfits are giving PDP hope. As far as this country is concerned PDP will not lead the Senate. I don't know many of those senators that is as smart as Bukoka  Saraki, who wants to get into the black book of Buhari /Tinubu  not even David Mark. How many people saw this Saraki's trial coming from the angle of CCB, not even Saraki himself. Almost all the senators are corrupt because it was easy to be corrupt during the past 16 years of PDP ruling, so there is always a way to nail anyone when the need be. So I can confidently confirm that all these surface analysis would have worked only if all things were equal in the past the way it starts to be now,  if this country had been freed of corruption in the past 16 years, if stealing had been seen as corruption in the past. PDP gave APC the platform they are riding on now and I trust Asiwaju to crush anyone standing on the riding track. PDP would have become a Senate President if Politic was mathematics but nay politics ain't mathematics. The only person that will ever lead the Senate will have to be the anointed candidate of Buhari/Tinubu. Just watch as events unfold.

Beremx:
Amaechi the lion Of Ubima and slayer of Jonathan and PDP.

The man who gives Wike and Mama Piss sleepless nights.

I hail you sir!

God bless our dear President!


Lalasticlala,over to you

femi4:
64 Squares on a ChessBoard
18 holes on a golf course
26 letters of the alphabet.
7 wonders of the world,
7 days in a week
206 bones in the body
5 fingers of the hand
12 signs of the zodiac
52 cards in a pack.
6 balls in an Over


If you need more.....

24 H in a D = 24 Hours in a Day
26 L of the A = 26 letters of the Alphabet
7 D of the W = 7 days of the week
7 W of the W = 7 wonders of the world
12 S of the Z = 12 signs of the zodiac
66 B of the B = 66 books of the bible
52 C in a P (WJs) = 52 cards in a pack (w/o jokers)
13 S in the USF = 13 stripes in the US flag
18 H on a G C = 18 holes on a golf course
39 B of the O T = 39 books of the Old Testement
5 T on a F = 5 toes on a foot
90 D in a R A = 90° in a Right Angle
3 B M (S H T R) = 3 blind mice, see how they run
32 is the T in D F at which W F = 32° is the temp in °F at which water freezes
15 P in a R T = 15 players on a rugby team
3 W on a T = 3 wheels on a tricycle
100 C in a R = 100 cents in a rand
11 P in a F (S) T = 11 players on a football (soccer) team
12 M in a Y = 12 months in a year
13=UFS = 13 is unlucky for some
8 T on a O = 8 tentacles on an octopus
29 D in F in a L Y = 29 days in Feb. in a leap year
27 B in the N T = 27 books in the new testement
365 D in a Y = 365 days in a year
13 L in a B D = 13 loaves in a bakers dozen
52 W in a Y = 52 weeks in a year
9 L of a C = 9 lives of a cat
60 M in a H = 60 minutes in an hour
23 P of C in the H B = 23 pairs of chromosomes in the human body
64 S on a C B = 64 squares on a chess board
9 P in S A = 9 provinces in South Africa
6 B to an O in C = 6 balls to an over in Cricket
1000 Y in a M = 1000 years in a millenium
15 M on a D M C = 15 men on a dead mans chest

Truckpusher:
Your problem is that you do not understand when to draw the line.

The op is not a donkey to understood that filing in what you never merited to seek for a job might not just get you into trouble but equally deny the rightful candidate of that position even if we argue that the probability of it happening is quite low.But it does happen.

Op has a dubious character and I have zero tolerance for people that cheat foolishly - If you must cheat, cheat like an educated fellow and of course don't get caught - He was only going for that interview to embarrass himself and even some serious outfit will arrest him.

braine:
That's some twisted 'humor' that doesn't really make sense.

braine:
I dont see the epic response. With all these useless frontpage topics, why is nairaland like this lately?

engrshakespeare:
Come and take my wallet na, they are telling u how to stay alive nd ur asking silly questions. Dont u think its easier to find d money alive tham dead.

TonyeBarcanista:
All Prominent Criminals

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jaymejate:
Fulani is turning to Niger Delta .

#confused