BUHARI tender your resignation now!

Isryl02:
Na dis slavery u dy call job

ROTFL

ahnie:
Pointer...some guys,not all guys.

So nice, it came from a lady.

Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]it is very true.....no need for childs play here.......i dont want to lose my 4 billion naira in nigeria like i lost my 90 million dollars in venezuela and interpol seized my 101 million dollars in colombia[/size]

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Lol... those kind of account balances that look like this: NGN 1,040.58

Reminds me of Coming to America.

InyinyaAgbaOku:

False.
Candle is cheaper and safer

Do you know cold? He that wears the shoe, knows where it pinches. If that is what will make him have the A, so be it!

[quote author=nonen post=39639421]This must be an APC campaign or advert. Mercedes SUV becomes a Honda SUV[/quote

ROTFL ... Wondering what to believe... the Honda logo is at the back... LOL

otiigba1:
what!? God protect them? For being ignorant? Am sure there is other ways they could have put food on their table.

And God has already giving them brains all they got do do is USE IT!!

We are all humans, there is a possibility that we go astray at certain times in our lives due to circumstances. You wouldn't understand people situations. If you have not been on the streets, you wouldn't know much that is on the streets, some streets are hell, some people just want a situation that could make or break their life, just to earn a meal, some have resigned to fate, and expecting the unexpected. I know our God is a loving Father, all I pray is to give them a second chance, spare their lives, not many people are opportuned to be born with a silver spoon, some are not even are privileged to have basic education and food on their tables. But, believe me, their story shall change someday and the glory of God shall be revealed. Happy Sunday.

OMG! Ignorance coupled with poverty. May God protect them as they risk their life to put food on their table. SMH.

Saraki just roped himself for Tinubu to hang him.

Sleekyshuga:

Most welcome..


Jamb form is out.

I will use direct entry- from year 2.

Sleekyshuga:

No jokes.. Ilined a PSB president that gave me the info in my year 3..

Hahahahahaha @ B.Sc in AEB.. Biko, go and make money joor ..

Is the 5milla not part of the money making? You have lined up people that will be earning it till 2020, u no want make I compete abi?

Sleekyshuga:

Awwwwww I have no issues @ all.. You are most welcome to the department, though I'll be gone by November.. Don't forget to invite me for your matriculation cos I like food ..

N/B:

• You will feel bad.. I felt bad.. I didn't even know UNIPORT had such a department until I was admitted into it..

• People would want to make you feel bad.. Comments like 'You don turn animal oo.. Why AEB of all departments? Switch to MCB or any of the other medical related fields' etc will follow you daily.. I know twill be difficult to defend yourself (as a fresher).. Try not to listen to them.. When you hit your year 3, you will understand the beauty of the course..

• It's a self-employed course.. You really don't have to go job hunting cos there are lots on your table.. When you check my diary, I listed out self employed jobs, and you can only learn if you do your IT in any of the designated establishments such as ARAC, Aluu, Rivers State, Songhai Farm, Ogoni etc..

• Start now to build your CGPA.. I'll leak a secret to you.. The BGS of AEB during every convocation gets a prize of 5milla from GEJ.. He is an alumni of the dpt..

• Year 1: Faculty courses..
Year 2: Faculty, and little of dpt courses..
Year 3: Departmental courses..
Year 4: You have the privilege to choose an option and specialize in it..

• AEB has lovely lecturers ; very understanding and accommodating.. You will love them..

• Take your assignments, tests, attendance to classes seriously cos they make up your CA..

• I will suggest you stay in the hostel for your year 1.. Subsequently, you can move..

All the best .. If I can, I will see you before we graduate..

5milla I'm thinking of another B.Sc. in AEB.

A school where Year 1 Engineering students move about with drawing board and Tee square. You will pity them when boarding shuttles.

Nigeria SMH... Corruption can never be defeated!

nicholasis:
I just graduated and the next phase of my education is to serve my country for one year, but i later realised that if i am given an opportunity to select a state to serve for my NYSC i won't even know what to say because i don't even know the best states that will be a huge advantage to a corper . In order for me to be able to make a good choice on the states i decided to do a little digging on this topic , i didn't do this for myself alone but for the sake of other corpers like me .

For the sake of those students graduating this year and the once that has graduated and preparing for their NYSC services ( National Youth Service Corps) i have compilled this list of Best States For NYSC In Nigeria. Graduating from school is one thing but making choice of the best Nigeria cities or state to serve is another thing . The esssense of this article is to guilde students going for their NYSC service the best states and cities to serve considering factors like security , standard of living and pay (also called ALAWI).
Best 5 States to serve in Nigeria And They Are The Hishest Paying States

1.Ogun
2. Lagos
3.Plateau
4.Enugu
5. Anambra
6. Rivers
7. Abuja
8. Osun
9. Akwa Ibom
10. Cross River
11. Osun
12. Ekiti
13. Ekiti State
14. Delta
15. Abia

Source

TeamEkiti... The state is just so nice that the OP had to make it appear twice. No vex, it was deliberate. Ekiti yeah baby!!!

teebaxy:
what makes tenuous the greatest Yoruba man in history. You need to quit smoking

Lol. No just smoking. He should quit smoking wet Oshogbo weed rolled in newspapers.

Abbeyme:
Good talk there!

Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!! for you.

A Lagos Woman Speaking with maturity....

That even the speaker marvels,

Experience counts..

Anybody that can read could also read out what was written for her.

Nigerian Policemen are hellbound. So useless possessed bastards! I don't walk pass them.

Buhari is an emaciated sick COW.

babafirst:
Lwkmddddddd.I am about to marry a lady with eyes like hers now and you dey make fear catch me ohhhh.

ROTFL... Unique set of damsels. You just might be lucky. Look into her eyes again and follow your heart.

egift:


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Look into her eyes and see why President Jonathan was helpless.

Those eyes can open vaults and make money disappear unnoticed.

Ayuba Wabba is a perpetual fooool.

EverestdeBliu:
In the equation below, Solve for X.
-3 + -1(X +3) = -2

-4

This is P O L I T I C S. Bayelsans will decide.

Buhari is a dumbass. Making a jest of an issue of national importance. He should wait till 11:59pm. What a crass of a president!

People deserve to know how they are billed. You don't just cook up figures in your offices and throw at the customers while those officials and their family and friiends pay peanuts. Who is subsidising for who? I see this peaceful demonstration as a right step in the right direction. If the appropriate quarters fail to key in and come to terms with the community, I'm afraid, it might just snowballed with far-reaching consequences. Besides, it is MUSHIN!

Greatest Nigerian Students. Aluta Continua in the feeding.

iguita:
Sounds like a lot of humor. Btw, do all other pilots hear all the ground crews' instructions? 'was I married to you before' Sounds creepy....

Yeah, they do... Before take off. It's like a public announcement. You listen to your own instruction and take proceedings.

A Reverend Sister. I'm out!

It could also be fun in the cockpit with the control tower too. Pilots do ease themselves with a good sense of humour. LOL.

The Nigerian Police Force is a SHAM! SMH!!!