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Politics / Re: Re: See What Is Happening To Nigeria’s Economy Under Buhari by chax100(f): 5:23pm On Sep 11, 2015
Buhari is a bastard Alimanjiri.
Education / Re: 2015 June-July NECO Result Is OUT by chax100(f): 6:54pm On Sep 10, 2015
#Team_Delta

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Romance / Re: Exposed: “Why Girls Play Hard To Get & How To Make Them Not Do It Around You" by chax100(f): 9:45pm On Sep 07, 2015
shocked shocked shocked Can you see the multitude viewing this thread Oluwa oooo... If you like read the complete new edition of e bang rule, Que Sera Sera, if she is not for you, your waterloo will be wider than Mississippi. grin grin grin
Education / Re: Some Striking Fact You Won't Believe Until You Do Research!!! by chax100(f): 8:56pm On Sep 07, 2015
The biggest criminal landlord in Africa is Dr. Tinubu Ojuyobo. #factfile.

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Politics / Re: GEJ Makes His First Public Outing Since Leaving Office (Photos) by chax100(f): 5:43pm On Sep 07, 2015
olokedde:
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Former President Jonathan on Saturday September 6th made his first public outing since leaving office in May 2015. He attended a PDP event in Bayelsa state where he openly endorsed the 2nd term bid of the incumbent governor Dickson Seriaki and called on Bayelsans to come out en mass on December 5th to re-elect the governor during the state governorship election‎.
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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/09/photos-gej-makes-his-first-public.html


GEJ I'm so proud of you sir. May the Almighty God continue to guide and protect you and your lovely wife. God bless you Sir!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 7 Types Of Recruitment Test Candidates In Nigeria by chax100(f): 5:03pm On Sep 07, 2015
8. The INTROVERT and LadyF: These candidates are usually the first to get to the examination centre. They can tell you what the night security was putting on and the time he handed over to the day security standing at the gate. grin grin grin
Sports / Re: NPFL Matches Return To Lagos As MFM FC, Ikorodu United Gain Promotion by chax100(f): 4:52pm On Sep 07, 2015
uduokirika1:


Honeric01 abeg edith the Title to be more appealing b4 we do d needful


Niger Tornadoes and Plateau United will also join the afforementioned to the elite division.

Enough Double headers and local derbies next season

ABIA- Enyimba and Abia warriors
JOS- Giwa Fc and Plateau united
Lagos- MFM FC and Ikorodu United

And if miracle happens then,

Portharcourt- Dolphins and sharks Fc

The way Dolphins and Sharks are going down on the table, they might soon discover oil in the relegation offshore. grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Man Dies After “excessive Drinking” In Abuja (Photo) by chax100(f): 4:44pm On Sep 07, 2015
The man died. Sai Baba has failed to give his children the one meal a day as promised. He died of accumulated frustration by the APC dishonesty.

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Food / Re: Man Dies After “excessive Drinking” In Abuja (Photo) by chax100(f): 4:40pm On Sep 07, 2015
The man died.
Politics / Re: President Buhari With President Mahama In Ghana Today by chax100(f): 1:16pm On Sep 07, 2015
The Aburi accord remains the legal document all Easterner should seek the implementation at the UN in the International Court of Justice in the Hague, Netherlands, instead of clamouring for Biafra. The Easterners has a legal claim for self-actualization but I'm sorry they are not exploring the right channel.
Sports / Re: Mikel Weeps, Begs NFF (Nigerian Football Federation) - The Sun by chax100(f): 11:05am On Sep 07, 2015
He should be one Mikel Buhari, a cattle rearer in the North. He is always on Radio Hausa, the dogs and baboons station, speaking in Hausa.
Career / Re: One Critical Decision That Got Me Promoted To A Manager(must Read) by chax100(f): 10:11am On Sep 07, 2015
I pray you encounter Dr. Tinubu soon, you will have a change of heart. If you think I'm lying ask Ambode. Dr. Tinubu, the professional criminal of all time.
Politics / Re: Adeleke University Awards Tinubu Honorary Doctorate Degree by chax100(f): 10:10pm On Sep 06, 2015
So Dr. dey hungry this thief since. Ogun na go strike all of ona. Rubbish!
Politics / Re: NANS Tells Buhari: “You Have Disappointed Us In Your 100 Days In Office” by chax100(f): 10:02pm On Sep 06, 2015
Buhari is Barawo! Cow to be use for Sallah. Cow Baba Buhari!
Politics / Re: Buhari’s 100 Days: Placing Nigeria On The Firm Path To Recovery – Bola Tinubu by chax100(f): 4:56pm On Sep 06, 2015
Tifnubu shut up!!! Drug lord.

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Business / Re: Shell 2015 Livewire Apply Now!! by chax100(f): 3:37pm On Sep 06, 2015
Is this suppose to be an error? "Please correct the following before continuing:

Please select your state."
Business / Re: Money Ritual Theory. Is The Money Involved Printed By CBN? by chax100(f): 1:18pm On Sep 06, 2015
Burning issues on money rituals. Please, a specialist should volunteer and shed more light. grin grin grin Yeebos and Yellowbars where are you?!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When The Employer Wants You To Be 25years With 9years Experience by chax100(f): 12:45pm On Sep 06, 2015
biznus:
grin

Paul: do u drink beer?
Patrick:oh yes
Paul: how many bottles per day?
Patrick: 5
Paul: When did u start drinking beer?
Patrick: 18yrs back..
Paul: how much is a bottle
Patrick: $2
Paul: so u spent $10 for beer per day?
Patrick: yes
Paul: If u were saving that $10 per day times18yrs,
u get $648 000,u could be driving your own Ferrari
right now!
Patrick: May i also ask? a question?Paul: go ahead
Patrick: do u drink beer?
Paul: No
Patrck: So where is your Ferrari?

ROTFL grin grin grin I'm sure this is a conversation between INTROVERT and LadyF. Lol.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When The Employer Wants You To Be 25years With 9years Experience by chax100(f): 12:41pm On Sep 06, 2015
MrMcJay:
This reminds me of a true story I heard.

The governor of a state here in Nigeria ordered teachers' verification exercise and in the course of the exercise, it was revealed that the Governor's friend's Dad who was an headmaster for more 15 years had so chopped off his age that when they analysed his case, he was older than his first son by just a year!


ROTFL grin grin grin The son is an elder brother to his own father. In the country anything is possible.

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Politics / Re: Lopsided Appointments: Northern Elders Release List Of Jonathan’s Appointees by chax100(f): 12:17pm On Sep 06, 2015
chukwudi44:
See GEJ's northern appointments below

Buhari is Barawo as well as the so-called Northern Elders.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Vs Buhari: Setting The Stage For An Imminent Confrontation - AWORINDE by chax100(f): 10:47am On Sep 06, 2015
Tsmooth1:

Empty vessels make the most sound.

I can see that you are a full vessel of sh:t!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Vs Buhari: Setting The Stage For An Imminent Confrontation - AWORINDE by chax100(f): 9:51am On Sep 06, 2015
Buhari is a fool, he will end up like Mohammed Morsi. But, he won't be arrested. Just like in August 31, 1985.

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Family / Re: Check Out This Marriage Picture. by chax100(f): 8:11am On Sep 06, 2015
The guy is like, "finally, I f-up after running down all the sweet babes on campus, this 'bonkey' last last set me up, all my men don't runaway... I'm doomed!"
Politics / Re: FG Freezes Jonathan’s Associates’ Accounts by chax100(f): 8:02am On Sep 06, 2015
Buhari and company, all liars!
Politics / Re: Road On Lekki Phase 1 Shows ‘the Rich Also Cry’ (photos) by chax100(f): 9:19pm On Sep 05, 2015
Firefire:
AD => AC=> ACN => APC 16 Years rule of Lagos is a complete waste of scarce economic resources.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu (BAT) - 8 Years completely wasted

Babatunde Raaji Fashola (BRF) - 8 Years completely wasted

Now another puppet:

Akinwunmi Ambode - Let us wait and see...


A state that boast of N32b Monthly IGR translating to N384b p.a

Lagos IGR Hits N32b Monthly
DailyTimes: Thursday April 16, 2015

Lagos State Government, on Wednesday, said its monthly Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) has increased from N30 billion in 2013 to N32 billion last year.
http://lasg-ebs-rcm.com/news/index-2.asp#Inrc_igr4

Lagos state governments’ share of 26 percent translating to approx. N111b the 5th largest after Akwa-Ibom, Rivers, Delta & Bayelsa not recording its local governments share of 22 percent from the federation accounts.

Please note:
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Lagos State, in South West Nigeria, had internally generated revenues of N384.25 billion, equivalent to 76.9 percent of its 2013 budget of N499.10 billion.


http://businessdayonline.com/2014/11/lagos-most-prepared-for-oil-slide-as-igr-tops-75-of-budget/

[size=14pt]If Lekki, Ikoyi, VI roads considered to be high brow areas are this terrible, now tell me how the hinterlands roads in Lagos (Ikorodu, Badagry, Ojo, Bariga etc) would be

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Probe Tifnubu now!!!

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Culture / Re: Some Similarities Between Ijaw , Urhobo And Itsekiri by chax100(f): 8:30pm On Sep 05, 2015
I rep yellow and yellow, that's my favourite meal. I don confused the yellowbars, yeebos and harwusas. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: "We Found Stockpiles Of Dollars, Not Arms In AK Govt. House” — Official by chax100(f): 12:37pm On Sep 05, 2015
Very soon the news will be "We found stockpiles of dollars in an email in AK Govt house" - officials. grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike's Divorce Takes A Dramatic Turn As New Revelations Are Made by chax100(f): 11:13am On Sep 05, 2015
The pains behind the fame. It's your business.
Family / Re: Man Bounces Back To Life After Three Days In Morgue (Photo) by chax100(f): 10:03am On Sep 05, 2015
Buhari the tourist should visit Mr. Amos Otene. tongue tongue tongue
Crime / Re: Student Nabbed For Giving Colleague Cake Laced With Indian Hemp by chax100(f): 3:19am On Sep 05, 2015
The law should take its course. The young man has already graduated himself out of the university. Now, over to the law enforcement agents. Crime does not pay!
Politics / Re: SSS Uncovers Stockpiles Of Arms, Ammunition In Akwa Ibom Govt House-PremiumTimes by chax100(f): 3:05am On Sep 05, 2015
This was how Mohammed Morsi started and the rest was history. Hmmm... I dey laugh, when it will happen. We all know the usual speech: "My fellow Nigerians..."

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