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KHAYGOLD:
WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON
FACEBOOK by Sammy Jr.
I sent him a friend request on Facebook
and he innocently accepted. Two minutes
later his message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly
favour collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing
strike you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the
axe of life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the
knife of riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of
success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
happiness collapse on you and your
family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to
claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*May the over speeding trailer of
Blessings jam and crush you and your
family,
*ME: May the light of God blind you eye
that you may not see the sufferings of
this life anymore,
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness
swallow you and your family members,
*May the sea of miracle drown you and
your family members,
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap
you Sir!
*ME: May the death of riches kill you,
your family members and all yours friends
and relations,
*ME: May the annointing from on high kill
destroy your church and kill all your
church members excluding me and my
family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: Daddy are you there? You should be
saying Amen to all these wonderful
Prayers
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot.


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safe journey

The same everywhere u go

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Movic1:
With all these , we re still lacking behind We should be competing with them by now,if not for Corruption. We helped SA yet we cant stand them in development,1st tv station in africa? Since then we re Unable to create a world class Tv stations. At gun point ,i cant watch NTA. Nigeria is fantastically corrupt. Just admit it.

gun point Bros u lie o

Naija

Radio too

So?

Oyibo style

tsephanyah:
nice move.. why wil i not hate my fellow human and nigerian

why I'm I a terrorist

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tsephanyah:
funny

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tsephanyah:
hi

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tsephanyah:
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Soon wizkid

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