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The lady i was teaching how to drive was telling me I'm not a good driver and thats why I'm not a good techer. She will say to me "see how other men are driving!!!! thats how to drive

Alejoas:
Always a difficult experience.Our external battery guarantees you between ten to twenty four hours extra working hour on your laptop. Don't let power issue delay you and don't get mistaken for a Yahoo boy because of your generator noise.

Cant u post the right topics/comments in the right section? What does this have to do with driving a car?

molybdenum0012:
Mine is not even a lady, it is with my younger brother and it happened just last week.. I just got this new corolla, and he came around.. So whike driving out, he told me to allow him to move the car a bit, I was like you can't learn how to drive in a street like this even though it quiet. I will have to take you to a field.

He insisted I allowed him and told he be learning how to drive before.. Mumu mi, na so I allowed him to drive oo.

We got to the first turning, he did quite well. I felt like wow, impressive.. Now to the second turning, we saw a car coming, immidiately I told him to keep moving without turning to that street cos I figure out he might not be good with the steering and then go and hit the car.. Shortly afyer the car passes by, he insist he would pass that street and then put it on reverse.. Then as soon as he turns to the next street, [b]he pressed the gas pedal, before I knew what was happening we were heading to the gutter.. I kept shouting brak brake.. He was just there looking like zombi, until we landed in the gutter.. [/b]I was mad.

LMAO

I once taught a lady how to drive and thats one experience i wish i never had, Infact i wish i never taught her cos it was a bitter experience.
She ended up having accident like 4x because of not taking instructions. They will just open their eyes waaa like zombie, but they no dey see anything. U will be shouting stop, stop, stop even with their eyes open they will still jam. Its like their brain and eyes no dey communicate when they are learning. Save yourself the stress and just pay for driving school for them.

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Nuzo1:
Ol boy, this is by no means near a good news.

Serious countries left extractive industry centuries ago. Migrated to industrial production, then hitech production. But here we are still talking about selling raw cocoa for almost free.

You export a raw bag of cocoa at N20,000. White man refines it at the cost of N10,000. Sells the byproducts (cocoa drink, chocolate etc) at N200,000.

White man makes N170,000 profit from your N20,000 years of sweat.

Extractive production impoverishs a nation.

As a matter of urgency, we must learn to add value to our raw materials, be it gold, diamond, crude oil or cash crops like cocoa and cotton.

U know all this, which one have u done than to condemn.. I too know no good o!!

BigBashiru:
It's only working for now because the Chinese just handed it over....

Give it a few years it will deteriorate to zero.

That's blacks for you. They can't maintain anything but they love free handouts.

But u are black too, your mind is black, your thoughts are black and so are your expectations too!!! Keep up your black works

U are in your late 30s!!!! u had a job in Lagos, u resigned and relocated to Abuja because of "so called love" to live with a woman who is working but u dont have a job and think u will just get a job in Abj, just like that!!! U must have been really day dreaming!!! Clap for yourself u are doing well o!!!

Switchman:
Please I Need Your Candid And Long Term Advise, I Am Presently Depressed And Out

This will be a lengthy one but I promise to summarize it as much as I can.

I met a lady in her late 30s 18months ago through an online friend. I was working in Lagos while she was based and working in Abuja.

We chatted for a while before she volunteered to come to Lagos for a visit over the weekend which doesn't seem a bad idea to me cos I believed seeing in person is better than 1 million pictures.

Due to her age and desperation, we met and she liked what she saw in me and intensive talks began on how I can relocate to Abuja and get better job. I actually haven't been to Abuja so I was excited to take that move with the hope of becoming a better person and getting a better job.

I resigned from my job due to some issues as at that time which could had been managed but so I can have more time to visit and see how things are in Abuja before making my final preparation to relocate. She supports financially during those time while I use my car for ehailing business pending when I will finally relocate.

Covid 19 lock down came and all plans were halted due to restrictions on vehicular movements. Fast forward to November last year I made final plans and I agreed to finally relocate but on the conditions that we will need to get a new apartment cos I don't want to move in with her to her former apartment which was a one room self contain, we got a 1 bedroom apartment and I moved in with her. She owns 90% stake on the expenses incurred but in the spirit of hope for a better job, I will upgrade the apartment to have an equal stake in the home.

It's been 3 months now I have fully relocated and we have been cohabiting but it's been hell for me and I just need help on how to get out of this mess I put myself. No job was forth coming and due to the fact that I am home always, I have been reduced to a house help cos I am the one doing the chores, cleaning the dishes and even my laundry though she pays for her own, so many other insults and atimes it's with exchanges of words before I can take a walk just to acclimatize myself with the terrains of the area.

It's really a bad experience for a man not to have a steady source of income cos in a twinkle of an eye the love will vanish.

I love the lifestyle of Abuja cos it is less stressful than Lagos and I will really like to get a good source of income so I can get my own apartment and be free from the shackles I put myself in the name of love.

I really need help now cos I know my days are numbered and it's a matter of time before she sends me packing cos I really don't have the right to the apartment. Please house, I need your candid advise on what to do and as always constructive criticism is allowed.

Thanks
Switchman

Mr man when u were resigning your job and relocating why didnt u come and seek advise then? Well now that the deed has been done, the best advice to you now is to jejely gather whatever change u have, pack your load and move back to Lagos. Good thing u still have your car in Lagos. Get back to lagos get back to driving e-hailing and save yourself the stress. Forget about that lady, u can get better ladies in Lagos. U set yourself up for disaster and the longer u stay they the worse for u. U bettee be wise and put away foolish emotions. It was foolish emotions that got u to where u are now.u can be in that Abuja for the next 2-4yrs and still not get a job. Abuja no easy like that if u dont have solid connection and the life is quite expensive. So are u going to be doing houseboy for another 2yrs? If u even as much as dare stay in that Abuja without a job for another 3months na that time u go see real DEPRESSION. U better run
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Nuttella:
When engaging in spiritual warfare, don't underestimate the power of midnight prayer. (12am-3am)
This is in line with understanding the concept of spiritual warfare, you don't just war cause you feel like warring, you will war wrongly, you need to understand your enemy and when he is more active which is 12am-3am. That is when spirits are more active and it is also when men sleep. The bible says in Matthew 13:25 "while men slept, the enemy sowed tare among the wheat and went his way" a lot of things happens when we sleep, all spiritual attacks are sent during that time 12am-3am, which is why people wake up midnight panting with fear, you have been attacked, what you do is to sing warfare songs and PRAY.

I always wake up in the night unconsciously btw the hours of 2am - 3pm or 4am almost every night i must wake up

Nuttella:
I dont know about you but I love God so much. I bless you Father for victory over sin and Satan.


I love you Father.

I love your post, i Love Jesus, I love God and the Holy Spirit. God bless u

TheManhattan:
Una no know the kind opportunities way dey Naija I swear. PM me I will give your great ideas on how you can survive in a very competitive economy like Nigeria.

It still baffles me how any sane Nigerian will leave Nigeria and move to gambia!!!! If u even want to relocate why not move to North America, or Europe People still dont realize that Nigeria is overloaded with great potentials and opportunities more than any other country in Africa. No doubt the govt isnt doing good infact the govt is performing woefully but, thats the irony of it all!! As bad as it is here its a great opportunity for u to become a multimillionaire/Billionaire. Stop being dependent or expecting what d govt can do for u. What can u do for yourself/Nation should be the question on your mind. As for me i cant leave Nigeria and relocate to any gadamn fuckn African Country. Ifbi wan relocate make i kuku go bettee American, European, or Asian Countries. Nigerians open yours eyes, wake up!!!! I will still love to visit a lot of African countries like Gambia, Tanzania, kenya, on holidays but not to relocate

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callyster:
Do not disturb yourself or waste your time going to inspect

The car does not have a compressor not to talk of chilling AC. This JerryFemi guy is a time waster. He is not a car dealer but a tout.

He will keep telling you to come to Ijaiye; then he'll ask you to board a bike to Jankara and then you'll be supried by the car you'll see.

Jerry won't be there because he is just a tout who posts cars he has not seen on jiji and nairaland hoping to get a cut when the car is sold.

He will make you feel he is waiting for you there but when you get there; he'll tell you one of his boys will come pick you

I also spoke with this uncouth fellow today,from his tone i could tell he was a senseless tout. I knew from the brief convo there wont be any need talking to the slowpoke or going for inspection. He was so rude and i wont be surprised he's even a fraudster too... NLs BEWARE OF THIS GUY!!!!

callyster:
Do not disturb yourself or waste your time going to inspect

The car does not have a compressor not to talk of chilling AC. This JerryFemi guy is a time waster. He is not a car dealer but a tout.

He will keep telling you to come to Ijaiye; then he'll ask you to board a bike to Jankara and then you'll be supried by the car you'll see.

Jerry won't be there because he is just a tout who posts cars he has not seen on jiji and nairaland hoping to get a cut when the car is sold.

He will make you feel he is waiting for you there but when you get there; he'll tell you one of his boys will come pick you

I also spoke with this uncouth fellow today,from his tone i could tell he was a senseless tout. I knew from the brief convo there wont be any need talking to the slowpoke or going for inspection. He was so rude and i wont be surprised he's even a fraudster too... NLs BEWARE OF THIS GUY

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fmarshal3:
What do you think about the ford edge...
I love the ride, I will love to own one.

Ford edge is a cute and reliable SUV as well.
Just ensure u have good maintenance culture and drive responsibly always. Ford has its own type of oil, plugs and maintenance products so thats what u should look oht for

Gang90:
That was yesterday, I was a shameless squatter in my brothers house because I wished they washed the bedsheet, I keep clean, but today, I'm a free born with great destiny

Go n eat shit

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