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Crime / Re: My Armed Robbery Experience And Thoughts On The Nigerian Situation by cheddarking(m): 4:42pm On Nov 01, 2012
I see one 1diot spouting rubbish about revolution on this thread...

The same 1diot was not born in the country and knows nothing about whats really going down in Nigeria

The same 1diot whose own father RAN AWAY from Nigeria, is the one shouting about revolution while living(Allegedly) in one of the most deprived neighbourhoods in the UK

People mention the arab spring and revolution - and often forget the chaos and arnachy the said 'revolution' left in its wake

Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, Syria in serious turmoil

Like it or love it, the only thing keeping the relative peace is the government in Abuja

Any type of Revolution in Nigeria today with all its ethnic and religious tensions would rip it to shreds and NOTHING good can ever come out of it....

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Nairaland / General / Re: If Hurricane Sandy Were To Happen In Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 11:32am On Nov 01, 2012
Damn...
See how this dude just shymmexed Okijajuju
Romance / Re: Getting Married In 2 Months - Why Does He Distrust Me So Much? by cheddarking(m): 11:59am On Oct 31, 2012
So you think you can just come here and tell our story abi?

You think I dont have an Alert for your Nairaland account too?

OK. I'll see you at home
angry angry
Romance / Re: Ideas For Giving My Girlfriend A Special Birthday Treat In Lagos by cheddarking(m): 12:26pm On Oct 30, 2012
500k?

Book a suite for the weekend in some hotel for like 100k
Spend 300k on some premium, high-grade, colombian pure...
Snort and Fcck all weekend.
Spend 95k topping up on the charlie by sunday night
Continue snorting and fccking
Spend 4k on quality Skunk from Ondo for the comedown from the Charlie
Spend 1k on food for the weeknd(You wont need much)

KWALITEEE!!!cool
Romance / Re: How To Convince Your Boyfriend To Wait For Sex? by cheddarking(m): 12:16pm On Oct 30, 2012
If my girl insists on remaining a virgin, I have no choice but to accept it.
However I am NOT a virgin and I must and will satisfy my needs elsewhere, she has no choice but to accept it

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Webmasters / Re: What Do You Mostly Do Online? by cheddarking(m): 6:56pm On Oct 29, 2012
Damn...Just discovered some new movie sites on this thread...

...Now where's my soap?
Gaming / Re: FIFA 13 Vs. PES 2013 - The Final Verdict by cheddarking(m): 2:20pm On Oct 29, 2012
The major advantage FIFA has over PES is its superior online package...

FIFA13 was made for online gaming - The multiplayer modes are very immersive and addictive.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by cheddarking(m): 11:25am On Oct 27, 2012
Is Bale playing today?
Politics / Re: NL Monthly Political Debate by cheddarking(m): 10:54am On Oct 27, 2012
Is Ikengawo still debating?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 6:15pm On Oct 26, 2012
bittyend: Lmao! Got them talking.

I cause so much confusion on nairaland, you would think my I'm the confusionist.

Nigerians can decipher me and I'm trolling the cro-magnons.

Give me a nuke to nuke these motherphucking apes.

Bittyend is shymmex lmaoooooooo. Foooooools!

Just got to keep them talking.

Siggy; you can't even browse the internet without cyber espionage, tell them I've got the juice.

Still bittyend, still loving Igbo girls, still saying phuck Nigeria, and still saying phuck Igbos.

Anyway, I'm about to play with a big 'boobilicious' Igbo girl.

Bittyend of Narnia

Ahhhh...You are back for more eh? grin grin

Dumbass
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx: I guess that's was why Royal said if they took out alter egos off NL - the REAL POSTERS ARE NOT MORE THAN 57 MEMBERS!!

You lot are so insecure about all your 50 handles each, I guess that's why you're stuck on stalking me...

I already owned up to all my handles(I created them because of PYGURU) even the ones people didn't know were mine and one was more tribalistic than bittyend... The thread is still there for all to see...

However, bittyend isn't my handle - and I won't claim something that don't belong to me...

To be honest, I don't give a fvck if you think I'm bittyend, or not..

I can list everyone's alter handle if I wanted to - I know everyone's alternate handle....

Shymmex...this really wasnt about you...well not this 'you' grin

I was addressing bittyend till I saw his gaffe...

Anyways I'm not really bothered about multiple handles or what not...
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 4:11pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

IF I were bittyend, don't you think I'd be online right now posting from a next weblink/explorer??

I don't even give a fvck if you think I'm bittyend, or not... Just get off my nuts, homoerotic prick!!

But you have his 'phone number'

Ring him up...

Text him...

Afterall he did use your computer.

You were the appetizer...

bring the main course...

LMAO

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 4:03pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:


The difference is that, others don't follow me around with the same rhetoric like you and your alter ego, jackbaursballs, do....

Your alter ego attacked me out of nowhere like you did under your cheddarking - and your two handles have been on my nuts since then, that's why I always tell you to fvck off whenever you quote my post...

You're the same prick from North Weezy - and I'll get my youngers from St Raphael's estate to come see you soon, prick...

I'm out!

Dont Go bruv!

At least wait for Bittyend to arrive to give credence to your fantasy of being seperate people....

Ahahahahahahahahaha
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 4:00pm On Oct 26, 2012
cheddarking: Viewing this topic: luvola(m), Degis(m),shymexx(m) , cheddarking(m), hurricaneChris(m), Mr.chippychappy(m), Shollypopz(f) and 2 guest(s)

What are the odds that 'Bittyend' is one of those guests eh?

LMAO at this clown.

Shymmexx have you not called Bittyend yet?

Or do you have to wait for a full moon to transform?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:57pm On Oct 26, 2012
Who wants to bet?

Bittyend is going to 'Stroll' on here very soon.... grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:55pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

Go on cheddarking's profile - Jackbauersballs his alter ego is on his friends' list!!


Nice try Shymmex...

I must be calloti as well...or eguerilla

LMAO

This boy is soooo dumb

ahahahahhaaha


Shymmex please bring Bittyend on o!

I'd had fun toying with 'you' and now I want to toy with the other 'you' grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:41pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

What happened to your alter handle, jackbaursballs??

I thought you wanted to come link up on peckham rye for a beat down, yet you got your cousin living in Warwickshire, with a phony accent to ring me...

You're a prick, a puzzy, cun.t faced slob, and you're homoerotic... You named yourself after a next man's balls and copied my style!!!

You're stuck on other men's nuts, jackbaursballs!!

??

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:37pm On Oct 26, 2012
Shymmex I've had enough of you...

Call your friend 'Bittyend'

Get him to come here...LMAO

I want to discuss the Igbo people with him...

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:34pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

A chic said she likes "shymmex" - so automatically, I'm that chic as well, no??

I wasn't even on NL when the thread was created and I posted on that thread late...

That's how you know stalkers, following a personality around on a faceless forum....

You worship me, son... And I fathered your style!!!

You went from cheddarking to jackbauersballs - if that isn't homoerotic, I don't know what it is....

Who names himself after a next man's balls, jackbauersballs

jackbauersballs, get off my nuts!!!

I'm out!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don die

This boy don kolo finish...

So now I am Jackbauer?

Hmm Maybe I'm bittyend too?


LMAO at this clown
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:32pm On Oct 26, 2012
Shymmex ring your imaginary friend...

Tell him the big bad Cheddarking is owning you on this forum...

Do you do a Jekyll and Hyde when you 'Become' bittyend?

Do you just decide to be bittyend?

or do you drink a magic potion?

LMAO

oya come and mention 'Style' again... wink
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:28pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

You won't because you're a biter stuck on my nuts!!!

Get off my nuts and go find yourself and create a unique style, prick...

It's 4months now, get a life!!

Go stalk some bytches and following me on an anonymous forum...

How many times is shymmex going to come out of your fat lips?

You eat, breath, and sleep shymmex, prick!!

I'm done with you, got better things to do than waste time on a BAD CLONE of my NL personality!!! undecided undecided

Where is Bittyend eh?

Surely you must have told him whats going on?

Surely he should have come to your defence?

He should have come to your rescue?

Does he wipe your tears away shymmex?

Does he kiss them away and call you 'Nawti bee'?


LMAO

This boy no go kill me for ere

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:24pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

Nah, you're a fake prick - I fathered your style...

Stop copying me and get your own shitte...

You don't see me posting in pidgin slangs, and faking the funk with a language I don't speak....

I do me and keep it real, do the same...

My style is unique, create your own style, son...


And who is 'you'?

You dont even know you are

Bittyend today, shymmex tommorow, nawti bee the next...

LMAO at having a style...


If it makes you feel good then, so be it...

LMAO at a grownman chatting the shyt your typing...


Dumbass

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:19pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

Yeah, my London slags because I'm the only own that use both London slangs and normal English on this - even bittyend don't use them as often as I do...

I post the way I speak - that's why shymmex is unique....

You started biting my shyte after the NL debate, you never used to post that way...

Go get your own style, prick...

PS: and some of the slangs I use are not used by everyone in London, we created some of them in my bits... So, there's no way you would have heard about them without me, stop stealing my shiite, son!!

Damn...

Damn....

Damn....

Damn...

I'm lost for words...

I have never in my life encountered this level of stupidity before
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:15pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:
Prick, you never used to use that - and not the way you just did before your post!!

I'm the only one who starts a post with "ahahahahahahahahahaha" on the first line, before posting...


YOU COPIED MY STYLE, SON - and I stay calling you out all the time...

Get your own life and your style, prick!!

WTF?

Is this guy for real?

A grown man talking like this?

Arguing about who uses 'Ahahahaha' in a convo?

You are a walking facepalm...

I was laughing before, but now this is serious...

I really have to stop laughing at children with 'special needs'

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:10pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx: How can someone trying so hard to be like you, challenge you and call you a dumbar.se?? grin

Cheddarking, YOU COPIED MY STYLE!! However, you're a bad copy....
The prick tried to copy my London slangs by saying "sho sho" - who the fvck still says that in the UK??



You're a bad copy of SHYMMEX - I fathered your style, son!!!

Ahahahahaha @ the bolded

This Nigga owns London now...

LMAO at "My London Slang"

Dude were you born this Stup1d?
or Have you gotten this way due to Hardwork and practice?

Cos as far as stupidity goes, You are a Born Champion...LMAO

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:06pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

Still using "ahahahahhahahahahahahaha" the way I do, son!!

You bite my style - your NL personality is a bad copy of MINE, yet you still want to challenge the God of the style you're trying to copy!!

I'm your God, worship me and stop fronting, puzzy!!!

I'm having fun slaying you today!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This clown thinks he can claim ownership to 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

What next?

Are you going to file patents for 'LOL', 'LMAO' or even 'O MA SE O'

What a dumbass... grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 3:03pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx: ^^^Stop biting my shiite and stop following me around, faggit!!

You want to be me so bad, that you copied my style - and I called you out on it a couple of months ago...

Fvck off and get a life!!


Ah but I wasnt following 'Shymmex' around...

I was responding on this thread to 'BITTYEND'

UNLESS......


AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This clown is honestly too funny

I've got my workmates reading this shyt and we are laughing our heads off...


Someone here thinks you're a cross-dressing tranny. LOL

Thank you Bittymexx for brightening up an otherwise dreary Friday.

LMAO
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 2:59pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

Dyckhead, you can pay for it and I've got at least 5 different hide-ip software on my PC...

Fam, I'm tired of defending this shyte, if you think I'm bittyend, fvck it - believe what you want to believe... Honestly, I don't give a fvck!!

That's my darg and I can't deny my freaking freedom and watch how doozies use my thing because of some losers on an anonymous forum...

I've posted all my handles, even the ones people don't about - that I registered when I was banned....

Honestly, I don't give a fvck about this nonsense....

Got better things to do.... Ok, I'm bittyend - are you happy now? Fvck off my back and stop name-dropping my handle!! You follow me everywhere in this bytch, do i get you hard, or something??

And I'll be your God - you bite my style, follow me around, quote me all the time... However, I have never quoted you first on this forum...

You've been following me around since the debate we had 4months ago, are you not tired of stalking guys?? Prick, I stalk women - do the same!!


Ahahahahahahahahahaha

This dumbass says: "I stalk women, do the same"

Am I supposed to be impressed that you stalk women?

Really?

Shymmexx\bittyend - The only online nigga with multiple personalities that is happy to admit He/She Stalks women...

I thought you were crazy before, but this takes crazy to a whole new level

LMAO

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 2:54pm On Oct 26, 2012
Viewing this topic: luvola(m), Degis(m),shymexx(m) , cheddarking(m), hurricaneChris(m), Mr.chippychappy(m), Shollypopz(f) and 2 guest(s)

What are the odds that 'Bittyend' is one of those guests eh?

LMAO at this clown.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 2:52pm On Oct 26, 2012
Shmmexx get your Bittyend persona to logon and put this to rest eh?

The same way he logged on and removed the screenshot that was evidence of his gaffe...not knowing I saved the screenshot...

Shymmexx aka Bittyend aka Nawtibee aka Hypeman aka Mruknaijaboy

The height of Multiple Personality Disorder...

When you die, you should donate your brain to science...You are a really special case

Dumbass..

LMAO

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 2:48pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx: I'm into computer security, I don't browse the internet with my IP, never have, never will...

When you get on my level - shout me!!

Fvcking pricks - off to do better things!

Ahahahah, yeah right at the bolded.

If you're 'into computer security', then I'm David Cameron...

LMAO at this nutjob

Dumbass

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 2:45pm On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx:

You think I surf the internet with my IP and location, prick?

That was why I told you to get on my level - I stay anonymous online, that's how higher minds surf the net...

Take this!

Honestly this boy is a clown.

A mutiple disorder personality sufferer and borderline psychopath...

My main source of income is IT contracting as a 3rd line support engineer, and I know that the software demo in your screenshot is:

a)Very Unstable
b)The Demo version(which you showed in your screenshot) is limeited to 3 uses only! Oya come and tell me this was your 1st time of using it. lmao

You and Bittyend are either butt-pirating lovers OR...

More likely, you have multiple personalities living in your discombobulated brain that are UNAWARE of each other's existence within the same body. LMAO

Bittyend thinks he's not the same as Shymmex. LMAO!!!

Dumbass...

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