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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by cheddarking(m): 2:30pm On Oct 26, 2012
coogar: time to bring ashley young back to the team. one of carrick, anderson and cleverley to sit---young on the left, nani on the right....rooney playing off van persie!

No way Fergie would play both Young and Nani,given their tendencies to drift towards the middle and sacrifice width...

And suggesting Cleverly to play as holding midfielder is a big joke...He is a natural 10
Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 7:59am On Oct 26, 2012
shymexx: Damn! - this shyte again...

How many times am I going to say I know the person behind bittyend, and we might by friends or someone that I know?? To be honest, I don't really care if you lot think we're the same people but if I were the one behind the handle I would have said it time ago, when I told everyone about my other handles... All my handles on here always have something to do with South London twangs and Lagos...

I repeat, we're not the same people - and he used my laptop for his nonsense with a pseudo-email I used for viewing youtube videos and Nl, so what?? Why should I hide behind another handle and deny it, when I say crazy things on this handle as well??


Cheddarking, you live in the UK, I'll drop my pay as you go digits(can't drop the contract one) and I'll drop his and you can ring the both of us to check if we're the same people... We don't even sound alike - I've got a London accent with a little bit of Brummie twangs because I lived in Birmingham for Uni and work from 06 - July this year... However, the person behind bittyend has a pure London accent - and my voice is deeper than his...

I don't even need to prove anything to no one - but I'll do it just for the sake of it....

To avoid another 3months of stalking like what happened all through summer - I'll fvck this forum and return to the AA blogs I used to go on.. Thank God I said that yesterday in the culture section... You guys are sick in the head!!!

Fvck it, I'm lean and tired - and I just got a beat on a massive batty... You dyckheads can suck my nuts!!

I'm out, yo!!!!

Lets assume you're telling the truth, and you and Bittyend are 'different people'

Shymmex...the Google Location in that screenshot says says WOLVERHAMPTON...not LONDON, but WOLVERHAMPTON
You and bittyend taking trips together now?

Private romantic trips now?

Is that the BATTY you've just BEAT?

Or are you just suffering from multiple personality disorder?

Dumbass

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Disintegration - Why Yorubas need to leave Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 4:00pm On Oct 25, 2012
This Bittyend nigga is toooooo dumb.

You're complaining about what Igbo people said on google...and then the offending statement in YOUR OWN Screenshot is attributed to SANUSI LAMIDO- who is DEFINITELY NOT Igbo.

You are the worst kind of bigot- hating for no reason, and Bigots like you tend be prone to Public Displays of Stupidity, as you have just exhibited.


Dumbass.

Ahahahahah Shymmex\Bittyend exposing himself with his email and location...

This Dude has severe mental disorders, I swear...lol

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Politics / Re: Senator Ndume Gave AGF's Number To Boko Haram – SSS by cheddarking(m): 10:35pm On Oct 24, 2012
I'm surprised GEJ has not raised his covert hit-squad to handle dissenters in his government.
If I were GEJ,I would have assembled a crack platoon of hardened, battle-tested, blood-thirsty, and very efficient killer elite by now.

My GEJ Avengers would silently arrange for Ndume, Lawan, and co to meet slippery ends..

GEJ if you're reading this,Desperate times call for desperate measures....Dial Jack Bauer's Number NOW!!
angry angry angry

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Politics / Re: Governor Flogs PHCN Manager For Power Failure by cheddarking(m): 10:28pm On Oct 24, 2012
Goddamn...

Later Demdem will come and say Nigeria is ready for 'State Police'

A public servant FLOGGING another public servant? Only in Nigeria..
. angry angry angry

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Politics / Re: NL Monthly Political Debate by cheddarking(m): 10:19pm On Oct 24, 2012
ekt_bear:

Bros, the protectorates amalgamated were the Northern and Southern ones cheesy grin

So your existence is not directly dependent on that event (though if that event hadn't happened it might have changed history in other ways that would perhaps have prevented your parents from meeting...).

EXACTLY WHY I'M PRO-AMALGAMATION.

My grandfather may have never been come to Lagos

My father may have never met my mother

My mother might have married an Igbo man

etc...

Its crazy how a lot of variables created a favourable background for my birth...

Some crazy shyt was going down long before I was even a glint in my father's eye grin grin
Romance / Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome by cheddarking(m): 5:56pm On Oct 24, 2012
I wouldnt know about all this as I am quite ugly...
Religion / Re: I Saw A UFO Last Night!!! by cheddarking(m): 5:48pm On Oct 24, 2012
ciphoenix: @OP
I do have a few questions though.
1. How far were you from the mothership?(your descriptive language suggests you were quite close seeing beards and all)
2. Why didn't you ask your neighbors or even the mopol if they saw the same?(afraid they'll call you looney?)
{perhaps the govt has silenced everyone.lol}
3. The nigerian i know would never pass a chance to catch this on video, why didn't you?

Digressing from the Topic,

Why did you have to ruin that Beast in your signature with a 15" screen?

Guy go arrange 40" sharperly!
Travel / Re: Operation: Lasgidi (Things to do in Lagos) by cheddarking(m): 5:46pm On Oct 24, 2012
sdiq: OLA SHAU FOOD CANTEN BESIDE AGEGE STADIUM, ONPOINT MEN

No Agege Trips angry

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Religion / Re: I Saw A UFO Last Night!!! by cheddarking(m): 5:45pm On Oct 24, 2012
Orikinla:

[size=28pt]You expect a couple in a state of shock to now be taking pictures at that moment?
Nigeria is full of id-iots breeding idi-ots![/size]

His wife didnt have time to take photos...

But she had time to SKETCH the Ting?

And you believe that Shiiiii?
Travel / Re: Operation: Lasgidi (Things to do in Lagos) by cheddarking(m): 5:41pm On Oct 24, 2012
Ijebabe please provide a detailed guide to the Red Light Districts of Lagos

Please no Agege/Mushin/Bariga trips...

We want high-quality v******s... cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Stella Dimoko-Korkus Replies Jim Iyke by cheddarking(m): 5:34pm On Oct 24, 2012
Who are both these people? undecided

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Travel / Re: Operation: Lasgidi (Things to do in Lagos) by cheddarking(m): 5:26pm On Oct 24, 2012
Where's the Sex at?

I am a Sex Tourist....

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Religion / Re: I Saw A UFO Last Night!!! by cheddarking(m): 5:21pm On Oct 24, 2012
I hope the OP was not ANALLY PROBED
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by cheddarking(m): 5:16pm On Oct 24, 2012
Azpekuliar, We dont know who you are. We dont know know what you want. If you are looking for a free fucck, we can tell you we dont give any.

But what we do have is a very particular set of skills; skills we have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make us a nightmare for managers like you.

If you relinquish that top spot now, that'll be the end of it. we will not look for you, we will not pursue you.
But if you don't, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will nack your babe. gringrin

Signed
The African Mafia
Health / Re: Woman Performs Own Caesarean To Save Baby by cheddarking(m): 5:10pm On Oct 24, 2012
Somone was obviously very high on Mexican White...
Politics / Re: NL Monthly Political Debate by cheddarking(m): 5:07pm On Oct 24, 2012
Obinoscopy:

I'm in favor of the fact that the amalgamation was never a mistake.

Cheddarking obviously developed cold feet. grin

I believe in One Nigeria pass my papa sef.

I be Yoruba/Igbo Hybrid so i'm very Pro-Amalgamation

If it does turn out that Ikengawo made the same mistake I made, then I'm happy to swap sides...

Else I gracefully bow out till next time

Many apologies to Jarus for my gaffe.

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Politics / Re: NL Monthly Political Debate by cheddarking(m): 7:39am On Oct 24, 2012
Jarus:
Oga, na 'for' you write here nw, which means you believe it's a historical mistake.

My bad sir...

I misunderstood the context....

Can anything be done? or do I have to drop out?
Politics / Re: NL Monthly Political Debate by cheddarking(m): 12:20am On Oct 24, 2012
JARUS,

Just to make sure I'm perfectly clear - I want to argue that the Amalgamation WAS\IS a blessing...

I hope I haven't got it wrong o...I've just finished writing my arguments... undecided
Politics / Re: NL Monthly Political Debate by cheddarking(m): 12:19am On Oct 24, 2012
JARUS,

Just to make sure I'm perfectly clear - I want to argue that the Amalgamation WAS\IS a blessing...
Politics / Re: Aviation: Storm Over Ethnic Agenda by cheddarking(m): 11:54pm On Oct 22, 2012
demmy:


Your corrupt Igbo minister who restored back operating licence to corrupt and inefficient airline operators like Dana Air is sacking innocent career aviation officers because she is a close ally of President Jonathan.

WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT?

Just answer the damn question..
Politics / Re: Aviation: Storm Over Ethnic Agenda by cheddarking(m): 11:46pm On Oct 22, 2012
icon aus: @ tunny tox

frankly u guys ( yorubas) are disgrace both home and abroad . U come abroad u continue ur back biting and back stabbing on fellow nigerians forgetting u re not in Nigeria thats why igbos are doing very very well abroad where there is fairnes and meritocracy

Yorubas are also doing very well abroad, so your point is invalid....

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Politics / Re: Aviation: Storm Over Ethnic Agenda by cheddarking(m): 11:43pm On Oct 22, 2012
Demmy I see you here

Stop hiding, and answer my Question...

You brave Yoruba man grin grin

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Politics / Re: Aviation: Storm Over Ethnic Agenda by cheddarking(m): 11:39pm On Oct 22, 2012
demmy: [size=13pt]So this corrupt Igbo minister is a close ally of President Goodluck Jonathan[/size]


[size=18pt]No Wonder[/size]

Demmy please answer my question...

What tribe is Tinubu from?

Or Olagunsoye Oyinlola?

or Gbenga Daniels?

or Akala and Osoba?

What tribe are these legendary Icons of Corruption from?

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Politics / Re: Aviation: Storm Over Ethnic Agenda by cheddarking(m): 11:31pm On Oct 22, 2012
bittyend:

You cu.nts just use words without knowing what it actually means, failed product of a 3rd-wold educational system!

Rabble-rouser: a person who manipulates the passions of the mob; demagogue. A political leader who seeks support by appealing to popular passions and prejudices.

Am I a demagogue or a political leader? NO.

Get an education and get on my level. Off to bed, I can't waste my bandwidth on you! undecided

You went to google the word first eh?

And still you're too dumb to realise that you have just described what you were doing on this thread...

You are truly dumb shymmex\bitty end...

Imperial College my asss. lmao

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Politics / Re: Aviation: Storm Over Ethnic Agenda by cheddarking(m): 11:28pm On Oct 22, 2012
demmy: This same corrupt Igbo minister who restored Dana Air license after they crashed in June have audacity to sack career aviation officer so she can replace them with even more corrupt Igbo nitwits.


With the way you're going on about corruption...

Remind me again what tribe Tinubu is from?

or Akeredolu?

or Oyinlola

or the Late but Great ADEDIBU?


What tribe are these colossal looters from again?

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Politics / Re: Aviation: Storm Over Ethnic Agenda by cheddarking(m): 11:22pm On Oct 22, 2012
bittyend: Education paid for, Imperial College Alumni!

I eat unsophisticated Igbos for lunch and the semi-educated ones for dinner! Don't curse my great tribe and I'll ignore you freaks!!

Phuck Nigeria!

AHahahahahaha


Yeah Right....

I doubt if you've even been to college, you jobless rabble-rouser...

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Politics / Re: Aviation: Storm Over Ethnic Agenda by cheddarking(m): 10:56pm On Oct 22, 2012
Why is this shittyend ranting like a rabid dog tonight?

Guy please take your medicine and go to bed...
Career / Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by cheddarking(m): 5:05pm On Oct 22, 2012
Tonto Dike: Audio-Visual Weapons Expert (AVWE)

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Sports / Re: Evander Hollyfield Retires At 50 In Poverty. by cheddarking(m): 4:03pm On Oct 22, 2012
cry cry cry cry
Sports / Re: Victor Anichebe Refuses To Wear "Kick It Out" Jersey. by cheddarking(m): 3:58pm On Oct 22, 2012
thegoodjoehunt:

Okay British, by the way I am not saying he is doing it based on nationality. I was replying your comment. You said I contradicted my self.

All I am saying SAF has his problems that make him look racist but he isn't. You can tell from when Carlos Queiroz coached Man Utd on two occasions. When Carlos Queiroz came in the first time - You had players like Djemba Djemba, Fortune, Kleberson, Veron including Young Ronaldo. When he left to Real Madrid(ie Queiroz), Ferguson kicked out most of them. It wasn't a racial move but his preference of players.

Second coming of Queiroz we had players like Nani, Anderson, Tevez, Fabio and Rafael, Rodrigo Possebon, Adem Ljajic. When Queiroz went to coach Portugal, many were dropped from the team.

I am saying SAF isn't racist but prefers some players to others.

And you're point is?

Is there any Manager anywhere that doesnt have his preferred set of players?
Sports / Re: Victor Anichebe Refuses To Wear "Kick It Out" Jersey. by cheddarking(m): 1:18pm On Oct 22, 2012
There are truly many idi0ts on this Forum:

Imagine one Idi0t saying SAF is racist beacuse he doesn't buy African Players when Evra,Ferdinand,Smalling,Giggs,Nani,Anderson,Young,Valencia,and Welbeck are Black

There are actually more black players in the first team than there are whites

Only God knows where all these fools come from...

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