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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Breaks Pele’s Goals Record by cheddarking(m): 2:10pm On Nov 12, 2012
CR7 > Messi

CR7 SH1TS on MESSI any day, any time

My beloved grandmother on her wheel chair would break pele's record if she had Xavi and Iniesta assisting her...

Once again CRISTIANO RONALDO SH1Ts and P1SSES on MESSI allday,everyday
Foreign Affairs / Re: Haiti Joins African Union by cheddarking(m): 1:55pm On Nov 12, 2012
What does Haiti have to offer Africa?
What does the African Union have to offer Haiti?

This is just criminally minded black leaders banding together to optimize theft efficiency...

Game must always recognize game...
Sports / Re: Nigerian Viewers May Miss Out On AFCON 2013! by cheddarking(m): 12:57pm On Nov 09, 2012
Football is Business.

That is all.
Travel / Re: Bounty Hunters For Illegal Immigrants In U.K. by cheddarking(m): 12:53pm On Nov 09, 2012
coogar:

there's a grey area in this whole deportation process....
the european court has really messed up the brits - if anyone can lay claims to family life in the uk, then he becomes a thorn in their flesh! if he loses his case in the british courts, he would certainly win his case if he takes it to europe!

boris johnson - the mayor of london has asked the government to give the illegals amnesty. if the illegals form an alliance to shun their work for just 48 hrs, london would collapse. all those security men, cleaners, tea ladies, drivers, etc are mostly illegal immigrants......

I absolutely agree with the EU on this one though...

For almost a thousand years, the Brits were invading, colonizing, and robbing the entire world.

The Chickens have come home to roost.

I wouldnt oppose mass-deportations of malis and pakis though..

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Travel / Re: Bounty Hunters For Illegal Immigrants In U.K. by cheddarking(m): 12:37pm On Nov 09, 2012
coogar:

i believe so cos i see no reason for this idiotic way of spending money...

their job is just to make contact with illegal immigrants via text messages, phone calls and emails - they are not making personal contact with the illegal immigrants - their job is to help them secure travel documents to return them back to their fatherland and if the illegal immigrants refuse to go after all these, then capita would report them to the border agency.....

british government has gone cuckoo - useless bunch of retardëd politicians!

Funny thing is...

I personally know people who are ready to hunt down,round up, and deport illegals for free!
Music/Radio / Re: Do You Dance? by cheddarking(m): 12:32pm On Nov 09, 2012
I only know one dance move - Grinding that arsse...
Travel / Re: Bounty Hunters For Illegal Immigrants In U.K. by cheddarking(m): 12:21pm On Nov 09, 2012
CAPITA again?

Is the CEO of Capita shagging the Queen?

How do thay get all the public works government contracts?
Crime / Re: ANSU Student Beaten-up For Multiple Crimes by cheddarking(m): 9:54am On Nov 09, 2012
Ahahahahaha

Good for him.
Politics / Re: I Would ‘ve Joined Boko Haram – Ex-military Gov, Onoja by cheddarking(m): 8:27am On Nov 08, 2012
Damn...

And this guy was once a RULING GOVERNOR....


This is exactly why I feel Goodluck should be rounding up and shooting some of these people

Damn.....
Business / Re: Five Embarrassing Situation That Occurs In A Banking Hall/premises by cheddarking(m): 8:44pm On Nov 07, 2012
1.Walk into your Local GTB

2.See these people vvv

3.Facepalm embarassed embarassed

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Religion / Re: Benny Hinn & Pat Robertson, The False Prophets Of The U.S 2012 Election by cheddarking(m): 8:37pm On Nov 07, 2012
Lord knows its hard to believe these Pastorprenuers...

When Logicboy, Muskeeto, and Sisi Kills hit you with Logic based on FACTS...

More Fire Lads...

Hit them till they have nowt to say
Nairaland / General / Re: Callotti's NL. . .Public PM. NO E-MAILS!!! Please, Feel Free Here, by cheddarking(m): 9:26am On Nov 07, 2012
You are almost 50?!

You're JOKING!!!!

shocked shocked shocked
Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama Vs Mitt Romney : Election Night Thread by cheddarking(m): 9:10am On Nov 07, 2012
Bare Nigerians on my twitter feed and bbm promoting OBAMA....

Very few have been to the states...

Even fewer are authorised to benfit from Obama's 'policies'

Fewer still vote in their own country

But its cool cos my 'President is black'

Wait till the drones and the marines show up at Portharcourt...

America = Cancer
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Acquires N18Million 2012 BMW X6 Coupe by cheddarking(m): 11:55am On Nov 05, 2012
And the Mods felt we must know this because....
Fashion / Re: When A Low Class Person Wears The Same Shirt With You by cheddarking(m): 11:52am On Nov 05, 2012
Is the OP High class?
Sports / Re: Osaze Recants, Says He'll Play For Eagles If Selected by cheddarking(m): 11:17am On Nov 05, 2012
Wow Osaze is 31 already?

It seems like yesterday when he came on as a substitute at an AFCON game...

I remember he was so full of energy and closing down opposition defenders...

Osaze we are honoured to have you play for us!!

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Politics / Re: Twenty Die In Abia Scooping Fuel From Fallen Tanker by cheddarking(m): 9:31am On Nov 05, 2012
eduson55: mind the way you talk on this nairaland.
i don warn you before you no hear am.
if you no get wetin to talk,just sit down and
read other peoples comment.
i no go tell you this again

And what will you do?

If any relative of yours was roasted in that inferno, then Good Riddance...
We dont need greedy and stupid Nigerians contributing to the Gene Pool
Politics / Re: BOKO HARAM: We Won’t Negotiate Under Conditions – FG by cheddarking(m): 9:27am On Nov 05, 2012
juman:

The northern leaders also need to do a lot to stop the mess.

Forget the Nothern 'Leaders'

They are also in on this game...

If GEJ plays this right...

He just might be able to make scapegoats of these Nothern Trouble-Making Leaders afterall

Like I said, this is a massive political gift...But can he take advantage of it?

Over to you, Mister GEJ
Religion / Re: Nigerian "Church" In UK Selling Blackcurrent And Codliver Oil As Cancer Cure by cheddarking(m): 9:24am On Nov 05, 2012
This 'Communion' and 'Annointing oil' thing is now rampant in many so-called 'pentecostal' churches...

Along with 'Mantle' and 'Point-of-contact' schemes

I know this well because my own parents believe in this shyt...

And it hurts to know that my own beloved parents have been decieved by a self-righteous, profiteering , scamming bastard who stands on a pupilt every sunday to LIE and to STEAL in the name of GOD

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Politics / Re: BOKO HARAM: We Won’t Negotiate Under Conditions – FG by cheddarking(m): 9:16am On Nov 05, 2012
If I were Jonathan,

I would double and treble all efforts at bringing Boko down

More Raids

More Killings

More Attacks

I would hunt them in the cities, in their villages, in their beds...

For the next 6 months...

Then we can Negotiate

Now is the the time for GEJ to prove himself as the Grand Commander of the Nigerian Armed Forces

Now is the time for GEJ to show he is a strong leader

I hope he doesnt fucck up this chance, because this is a Political Gift to him
Politics / Re: Twenty Die In Abia Scooping Fuel From Fallen Tanker by cheddarking(m): 9:10am On Nov 05, 2012
Good

Let them all roast to death...

Fools


angry angry
Crime / Re: Four Armed Robbers Caught And Burnt Alive In Mushin, Lagos (Picture) by cheddarking(m): 1:40pm On Nov 04, 2012
[size=28pt]Burn them down to ashes

No sympathy for any gaddem armedrobbers...
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by cheddarking(m): 3:43pm On Nov 03, 2012
Van-Persie is Fixture proof

Verified Fact.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal 2 - 1 - On 3rd November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 3:39pm On Nov 03, 2012
At least Cazorla scores some points for my fantasy football team...

SMH at Giroud....What a waste...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal 2 - 1 - On 3rd November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 3:36pm On Nov 03, 2012
Arsenal need to replace Giroud with a wooden plank

They're both equally useless but at least the plank is cheaper... grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal 2 - 1 - On 3rd November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 3:26pm On Nov 03, 2012
I'm too sure now that Fergie plays Mortal Kombat

Arsenal 2 goals down and with 10 men in the 80th minute...

And Fergie still brings in NANI?

FATALITY grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal 2 - 1 - On 3rd November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 3:23pm On Nov 03, 2012
Training match...

See EVANS running tings in arsenals half... grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal 2 - 1 - On 3rd November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 3:18pm On Nov 03, 2012
Yes boys...

Pass it around the back...

Start raising the ball sef... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal 2 - 1 - On 3rd November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 3:13pm On Nov 03, 2012
After 17 months out of the game...

Wilshere decides he was enjoying his holiday too much...

Bye Jack... grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal 2 - 1 - On 3rd November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 3:11pm On Nov 03, 2012
You know its bad when SHORT defender EVRA comes to NOD in a Goal....

SMH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal 2 - 1 - On 3rd November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 3:04pm On Nov 03, 2012
Ahhhh...

Fabregas's husband has come on...

Cazorla will be his new mistress...

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