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Islam for Muslims / Re: MEND Threatens To Bomb Mosques & Assasinate Imams by cheddarking(m): 9:56pm On Apr 14, 2013
*In Ras Al Ghul's Voice*

....And so it Begins!
Family / Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by cheddarking(m): 12:50am On Apr 14, 2013
Alyricist★Laura:
This Ghetto Behavior by the Parties Involved Clearly was influenced by a Tupac Shakur album or some rubbish 40 cent wrote.

Or whatever his name is.

Us Africans need to steer clear of The Western Media and the Tricks it plays on Corrupting our people with unpredictable Rage Like Emotions, and Lack of Class&Social Decorum

Stop Trolling
Family / Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by cheddarking(m): 11:01pm On Apr 13, 2013
The new wife is ugly as hell still...

Why does this man feel compelled to marry ugly women?

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Family / Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by cheddarking(m): 10:57pm On Apr 13, 2013
If that is his original wife in Pink.....I can see why he ran away

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Romance / Re: Things A Guy Must Learn Before Graduating From University by cheddarking(m): 2:33pm On Apr 13, 2013
7)You will Learn that none of the shyt you learned at University is applicable in the real world.

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Car Talk / Re: Difference Between Honda Accord (eod) 2003, 2004 & 2005 Models. by cheddarking(m): 4:29pm On Apr 08, 2013
You will probably get Car-Jacked anyway...

I hear these cars are very much in high demand on the black market.

I'd get COMPREHENSIVE insurance if I were you mate undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Margaret Thatcher Is Dead by cheddarking(m): 4:26pm On Apr 08, 2013
cap28:


this was written three years ago - this is the level of hatred working class british have for this woman because of the havoc she wreaked in their lives.


I co-sign this.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Margaret Thatcher Is Dead by cheddarking(m): 4:19pm On Apr 08, 2013
Having lived half my life Sheffield, I've seen 1st hand the effect this woman's policies had on the mainly industrial Northern England.

The Steel Mills are dead....The Collieries are no more...The Manufacturing Plants are Moribund...

I went to See Billy Elliot at the Theatre with my Girl...And there's a Song called Fvck Maggie halfway through the show.

I dont think she will be remembered with fondness north of the M25.


Anyhow...RIP Lady Thatcher
Science/Technology / Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 2:50pm On Apr 08, 2013
cheddarking: A house has 7 bedrooms and 2 living rooms....as well as a BQ comprising 1room/livingroom/toilet

The main house has 2 Large Fridges and 2 Deep Freezers.

Each bedroom has a Wall mounted 1hp AC...while the 2 living rooms have a 3HP split standing unit each.

There are 9 Flatscreen LEDs in this house, usually on at the same time.

There is also a pumping machine in the yard for water.


Can you use Solar Energy to Power this house? And how big is the Array gonna be?

Science/Technology / Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 2:17pm On Apr 08, 2013
Barcholder is not answering my question
Culture / Re: Photo Of Queen Elizabeth II And Oba Of Benin In 1956 by cheddarking(m): 12:41pm On Apr 08, 2013
Okija_juju: That Oba is a Biitchass!! angry angry angry angry

Why is he bowing to the Queen?! angry

He even left his palace to meet her at the Airport?!

She is shaking him with her gloves on sef!!

Yet his foolish Grandson would not even come out to see the President? angry

#Typical Nigga Mentality!! angry

Yo...You know wetin Queen Victoria do en own Grandpapa?

Oba Ovaramwen was kicked out his palace and deported to Lagos(I think)

This Nigga likes his throne and his Camoflage Royal Clothes abeg... grin grin
Culture / Re: Photo Of Queen Elizabeth II And Oba Of Benin In 1956 by cheddarking(m): 12:39pm On Apr 08, 2013
Look at the Oba in a Ghillie Suit looking like a Commando...

I half-expect him to pull out an M-16 and drop the Queen and her Husband...

Tango Down. Kill Confirmed. cool

#TooMuchCallOfDuty grin grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 12:34pm On Apr 08, 2013
sweet_gala:

Last I checked you'd need about 60,000-150,000 euro for something from one of these eco start-up companies.
There are a lot of them out there these days coming up with great domestic and industrial solar solutions and wind turbines. For an adequate solar field you need some space + 30% of your roof-top. Be ready to have scolding hot water grin

Thanks!

That is exactly the point I was driving at! There a lot of similarly setup houses in Nigeria today, but who will pay THAT kind of money for it?
Science/Technology / Re: Cost Of Different Sources Of Electricity In Nigeria by cheddarking(m): 12:14pm On Apr 08, 2013
A house has 7 bedrooms and 2 living rooms....as well as a BQ comprising 1room/livingroom/toilet

The main house has 2 Large Fridges and 2 Deep Freezers.

Each bedroom has a Wall mounted 1hp AC...while the 2 living rooms have a 3HP split standing unit each.

There are 9 Flatscreen LEDs in this house, usually on at the same time.

There is also a pumping machine in the yard for water.


Can you use Solar Energy to Power this house? And how big is the Array gonna be?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by cheddarking(m): 3:36pm On Apr 04, 2013
dapsycool:

[size=14pt]London is CHEAP[/size]


LMAO
Romance / Re: 15 Tips On Talking To Women And Attracting Them by cheddarking(m): 9:42am On Apr 04, 2013
Most girls only want arseholes...

They may whine about how they want a romantic man blah blah...but cold bastards like us still end up pressing ya gyal. cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by cheddarking(m): 7:20am On Apr 04, 2013
Having been born and raised in Ilaje-Bariga for the 1st 13 years of my life, I can't stop thanking my parents for shipping me out to Britain as soon as they could afford it....

If you think the UK is God-forsaken, then my hometown must be ruled by Lucifer and Belzeebub themselves...

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Politics / Re: Ministry Of Foreign Affairs Website Hacked By Pakistanis by cheddarking(m): 12:31pm On Mar 18, 2013
Billyonaire: Where are the Nigeria Cyber Hackers! Oh....EFCC keeps discouraging the boys. Now, we see how to use evil to conquer evil! Nigerian hackers should target Pakistani websites. Its Cyber War Declaration. If you cant penetrate their servers, simply Ddos their government sites.

I'm surprised how knowledgable you are about IT security .,..

Billy Billy...one day you are a genius speaking words of wisdom...the next, you chat shyt.

Mercurial.

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Politics / Re: Ministry Of Foreign Affairs Website Hacked By Pakistanis by cheddarking(m): 12:26pm On Mar 18, 2013
Billyonaire: Its no big deal, the webmaster should check the root folder and remove the vul css script from the host and patch the vulnerability. They already gave the cue on what to do.

Well said Billy.

Even Nairaland is very insecure with no lockout policy.

As long as I have your username I can keep trying random passwords till infinity until one clicks.

Nigerian web developers need to put more premium on security...by following OWASP and ISACA best practices.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by cheddarking(m): 11:46am On Mar 18, 2013
Yes now in the Top 10!

But Can I break the Top 5?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by cheddarking(m): 12:30pm On Mar 09, 2013
Points deductions galore as we head into the final stretch ....

Can the African Mafia break into the top 10?

Are the Ipukulu Marines really out of the title race?

Will RAFC hold on to their lead or will they self destruct?

And just where the hell is TBOOGIE?

Stay tuned boys and girls, to Nairaland's biggest soap opera!

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Politics / Re: Eze Ndi Igbo Nairaland By-Election 2013: Nominations by cheddarking(m): 9:44am On Feb 26, 2013
ndu_chucks: Questions

(1)Ufodu anyi bi ofesi (some of us live abroad) or were born there. Additionally, we may have one parent who is not Igbo and may not even be a Nigerian. Would you consider people in that category as Igbo? Do these people deserve the same opportunities such as participating in this election, without discrimination or ostracization because their points of view, while refreshing may not be in the mainstream?

(2)Do you believe that Igbos should spend all their energies in the actualization of biafra?

(3)What's your idea on how Igbo should retake our land from thieving governors?

(4)Is MASSOB more (or less) useful to Igbo cause.

(5)Would you allow your daughter to marry an Alhaji from Wusasa, Zaria, if he is wealthy enough?

I find the above questions very pertinent as they are almost a verbatim description of my current situation.

I am half-Igbo with a Yoruba dad... I can't speak Igbo and I've lived in England since I was 13...

My Igbo family to the best of my knowledge have no interest in Biafra with most aunts and uncles based in Lagos and the US...

I myself find Biafra to be a pipe dream and nothing more than a political tool used for diversionary tactics...

I am very keen to hear what the potential Ezes have to say about this...
Celebrities / Re: 9ice On His Life and Musical and Political Goals [VIDEO] by cheddarking(m): 9:13am On Feb 19, 2013
9ice keeping it real for us Bariga lads.
From Ilaje market to pako bus stop
Jolaosho to Ilaje road.
Bariga- only the strong

cool

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Politics / Re: APC, Party Of Teenagers – Bode George by cheddarking(m): 9:49am On Feb 11, 2013
Why is Bode George still relevant enough to be granting interviews?

Or Does the Sun now routinely conduct interviews for convicted felons?

If so, they should hurry down to Evans square,ebutte-metta, where Bode''s peers congregate.

I'm sure the myriads of convicted robbers there have something to say too. undecided

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Politics / Re: MASSOB, Suspected Thugs, Police Clash In Ebonyi by cheddarking(m): 9:40am On Feb 11, 2013
Did I read properly? shocked

The police went to seize 15 plastic chairs and 5 bikes from the MASSOB headquarters.


Yeah, that'll teach em. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Kim K Gives A Blow-j To Kanye West In The Car by cheddarking(m): 2:09am On Feb 11, 2013
LOL

Obviously Staged.

Everyone Knows Kanye is a Gay Fish, and Kim K is his beard.
Politics / Re: Mystery Corpses On Ezu River Were MASSOB Members by cheddarking(m): 1:38am On Feb 11, 2013
I wish MASSOBist people would actually THINK critically for once.

WHY do you want BIAFRA so much?

So much that over 2 million of you died in the sixties.

So much that your people continue to provide a source of fish food today.

Is it Good Governance?

It is your elected IGBO governors that are ripping you off.

Is it Security?

It is your IGBO brothers that are kidnapping and killing you guys.

WHAT DO YOU FEEL WOULD CHANGE WHEN YOU RUN YOUR OWN COUNTRY?

We all know the same guys will end up ruling Biafra.

So why bother?
Sports / Re: Osaze Odemwingie Lashes Out At Keshi And NFF Over AFCON 2013 Exclusion by cheddarking(m): 1:23am On Feb 11, 2013
omar22: I agree with everything he said, but the main fact here is that our fans cant see pass the bridge of their nose, can someone tell me among the list of player been picked who is in a better shape than Osazi?

Forwards:

Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow, Russia); Bench warmers
Emmanuel Emenike (Spartak Moscow, Russia); Bench warmers
Brown Ideye (Dynamo Kyiv, Ukraine); Bench warmers
Victor Moses (Chelsea FC, England); Winger
Uche Kalu (Rizespor, Turkey); WHO?
Bright Dike (Portland Timbers, USA); WHO?
Shola Ameobi (Newcastle FC, England); Bench warmers
Ikechukwu Uche (Villarreal FC, Spain); Bench warmers
Ejike Uzoenyi (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria); WHO Plyaers Keshi wants to help get a club in Europe at a prize (??% of his wages)
Sunday Mba (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria) WHO Same as above


What Happened to Martins, Anichebe at least we could verify his age not those who cant run once we reach the quarter final stage.. Yes Osazi could be poison in the camp but he is far better than all those who have paid to get into team!


I bet you feel really S T U P I D now.

baby-boy:



Enough said

You too.
Politics / Re: Mystery Corpses On Ezu River Were MASSOB Members by cheddarking(m): 3:22pm On Feb 08, 2013
Afam4eva:
As long as you don't use insults.

Afam someone insulted my family line and called it the truth...

Yet you wont let me respond?

Aiii

I see whats happening though...
Politics / Re: Mystery Corpses On Ezu River Were MASSOB Members by cheddarking(m): 3:19pm On Feb 08, 2013
Afam dont do that...

Dont hide my response to Dibiachukwu

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