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Goldenheart: i even tawt it was fufu he saw when he opened it....... (accept JESUS)....

Ahhahahahahahahahah

That cracked me up on the train to work this morning...

You're still a f00l though...

What an Idiot...

You have 1.4 million dollars in your hand...

and you agree to risk your life for 90 dollars

Kai...Your stupidity is caustic...

Even God himself vex, and thats why you were caught...Yoruba Olodo getting played by an Igbo Sharp Guy...

That ride is Sick

The Engine is 7horseCow Power

0-60 mph in 2years...

Do these people EVER change?

Do these people NEVER learn?

One idiat will soon go there with Cigar...

Another one will try to start up his Okada...

Then when they all roast to death, their families will blame one Dibia somewhere in the bush...

IDIATS

BetaThings: [s]Mindless violence like ALUU4, murder of Cynthia by christian facebook pals, kidnapping in the South
Mindless violnece in the Islamic countries Like Malaysia & Dubai that christians don't want to leave and Qatar that is to host the World Cup
On the day the ALUU4 story broke, Punch was continuously heckled for publishing a story that would tarnish Nigeria's image. Lesson. People like you count Naira implications and image before reporting news.
When the next violent orgy corners you in the South from your fellow christians, you would wish you had faced reality[/s]

Please speak English...

maclatunji: Shameful post. It was sent here because of people like you.

Please elaborate on your statement...

Why is a story of a Murder in Afghanistan featuring in the ISLAM FOR MUSLIMS SECTION?

What other reason can anyone give for a Crime story appearing in a Religious section Unless there is a LINK between said Crime and said Religion....

Why on Earth is this News in the Islam for Muslim Section?

There is no religious undertone to the story as far as I'm aware...

Unless Nairaland Mods are finally beginning to understand that Islam is Synonymous with Mindless Violence(Especially in the So-called Islamic Nations).....

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That explains why Dame Patience was sent to hospital after years chopping stupid GEJ's kondo....

kokosheen: Bro, you need to re-read the original post again. It narrated that they took the okada rider's day takings and his bike. For these Fulani guys, its more than enough (1 used bike = at least 15k, which is equivalent to 1 meal of bread and tea (50naira) + 1 glue to inhale & get high on (100naira} X 100).

They do stuff like this on the long bridge of the Lagos - Ibadan expressway and it shouldn't come as a surprise. I also stayed with them in the core north during service year and know that they are more than capable of doing stuff like this.

What amazes from the post is the response from the Police that they are not a broadcasting organization and can't tell the reporters actions they're going to take on a crime that's as clear as daylight. Imagine, is this not the same Police that parade suspects on TV before they're charged to court?

I don't think you know the Fulani robber known as Ndu Chuks

Even if this Okada man had video evidence of his attack, Mazi Alhaji Chuks will insist it was done in 'Self Defence'

The Average Fulani is an illiterate fool.

Behold proof:

Ndu Chuks, the well known Boko Haram apologist masquerading as an Igbo man had this to say:

[quote author=ndu_chucks]Nigerians remain gullible and continue to allow their prejudices becloud their better judgments. This story does not add up. What is the motive for this senseless attack on this Okada worker? It does not appear to be robbery because we have not been told that anything was stolen. Herdsmen do not run around killing people unless in self defense.[/quote]Despite reading this in the original post:

eduson55: ...[size=18pt]his assailants brought out daggers with which they attacked him, chopping off his left ear in the process. At the end, he was abandoned in the pool of his own blood, while they absconded with his motor bike.

Recounting what he described as an unforgettable incident, Eze stated, “I did not know they had a sinister motive up their sleeves when they flagged me. It was when they asked me to stop that I knew something could be wrong. They forced me to a path from where they attacked me and made away with all the cash I had made for the day including my motorcycle[/size]."

Behold Alhaji Ndu Chuks, the Boko Haram Apologist in all his Illiterate Glory...

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The African Mafia dey Ginger

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I'm happy to argue for the Motion.

Jarus please let me know any further developments...

If you kill a person, you steal someone's hope for a better future.

If you are convicted of murder and sentenced to life, you spend 30 years in prison, and you may come out to buy a winning lottery ticket...

The only just sentence for murderers is Death.

If you steal a person's hope, you must lose yours as well.

Execute the Bastards.

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]I get what you are driving at, however my point is this, if we do not see where we need to be and how we need to get there as a nation, then we will remain the modern day Israel who were less than 4 days closer to the promise land but ended up arriving there 400 years late.

As for your BSC holders driving trucks, I think that reasoning is part of what needs eradicating in Nigeria. Here in the UK, you see a man driving taxi, has a degree but you know what, He also has two other small business He runs. It is now about the degree you hold that matters, it is what you do with it. Those BSC holders can do the truck driving for three years, and there after get the financial stability to start up the right company and become employers of labour.[/quote]There is nothing wrong with being a Degree Holder and Driving a Truck for a living...We all have to play the best hand with the cards life throws at us...

However when the unemployment rate in a Country rises so high, that a Degree becomes a REQUIREMENT for an unskilled job as Truck Driving, then how can you say that Country's Economy is Booming?

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]You start from some where. Have you heard of such a thing like recognizing every good thing in you? Nigeria should look at where shes done things right and try to replicate that in other areas. Whining about how poor you are will never make you become rich, remember, there is no productivity in negativity.[/quote]You are being very Idealistic bruv.

In a Normal Society, where all Citizens are sane, then your statments hold water...

Not in Nigeria.

We've had 52 years to get it right, and conditions back then that were more favourable to Economic growth...and we fuccked up Royally.

Now things are bad, the security situation is appaling, power generation is still not high enough to drive industrialisation, rife corruption ingrained in our little ones...and this is the Economy they tell you is GROWING?


A Country so devoid of jobs, TRUCK DRIVERS need to have a BSC! And this 'Economy' is GROWING?

In the GSM sector you mentioned, 3 of the 4 major Service Providers are FOREIGN, and the ECONOMY is GROWING?

Forgive me if I disagree Sir!

T9ksy: Sorry to disappoint you but am not ashamed of my people infact "I yam a true shoin of the shoil" and if i was allowed to come back again into

this world, i would still love to be a yoruba man!!!

I really don't care or know where "southie" is but i do care what my ibo brothers(?) have turned my ancestral land into.

Like i wrote earlier on another thread, Lagos was a serene and beautiful city until the ibos came calling after the war.

Ahahahaha...

Believe me when I say Yoruba's are perfectly capable of wrecking the most Serene Land...

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]First you claimed there are no Industries in Nigeria, then you conclude by naming some of the biggest players in their sector in Africa, does that not tell you something? Yes development maybe very slow, but there is denying the fact that Nigeria is making significant progress in many areas. Telecommunication is one aspect that is worth using as a case study. In barely 12years, Nigeria has gone from a nation with no GSM to a nation now looking to implement things like rural agricultural education using GSM. Yes, it may not be perfect, but just like the automobile industry in Great Britain in the early years, it wasn't perfect, they just kept working on it until they took the world by storm. Lets have a positive mind set, after all, there's no productivity in negativity.[/quote]So you've got only 3 major Players Propping up the Economy...

And you reckon that's a GOOD thing?

KINGwax: arrant nonsense! Who says there aint industrialization? Why alwys talkin from your caged point of view? How are u different from d idiottas who alwys come with cheap publicity and surveys like, nigerians are the poorest, nigerian women are the most unfaithful. Y'all nothin butcha bunch of stupid lots!
Did u check up wit the corporate affairs commission and got the facts dt industries aint springin up? I see factories being built in my daily life here. We install so many things for them and y'all jes sit behind d screen while your lean fingers typed from the wretchedness of your vague intelligence. Building some kinda cheap cyber popularity, feigning intellectual like a fraudster!
We still need to get so many things right, one and only effort being helping small scale enterprises strive by installin the right infrastructures. We all knw the SME is the backbone of industrialization. And i give it to Nigerians, we are ready. Even wit oddies, we still continue to make it. Whether u biliv it or not, unlike before, i've seen guys live comfortable without fraud. They've engaged themselves in simple business and it's payin off. Those that think Nigeria is only for whackness are the lots that waited and wanna die on being salaried. Guys have advanced from taking small opportunities and using them. Almost every guy has a registered company now, waiting and workin for an opportunity to burst out. Beggin and lobbyin for simple supplies and contracts. We need to stamp out corruption and d lots dt kills this actuallizations.
Stay there they imagine. Guys aint waiting for Nigeria. And that's why it's helpin d economy.
So log out dude, you're faking.

Bros abeg which industries dey Nigeria?

Do you know simple items like TORCHLIGHTS, and SUSPENDED CEILINGS are being imported from China?

I should know, as I do this business.

Nigeria is a country where Nigerian-made things are seen as inferior not just by the elite, but the COMMON MAN ON THE STREET.

Apart from the Dangote\Honeywell\Ibeto Conglomerates and Indomie, JUST HOW MANY FACTORIES ARE THERE?

And you say Shymexx is faking? Come correct bruv...

All the people bashing Igbos here fail to to remember that Kidnap-for-Ritual business has traditionally been seen as a Yoruba Enterprise.

I spent the 1st 13 years of my life in Ilaje-Bariga, and I know the sort of criminality my own Clansmen(Yoruba) are capable of...

I am half-Igbo,half-Yoruba and I really cant understand why both sides bash each other constantly, seeing as they are both as bad as each other...

Nollywood teaches us that every Cat, Snake, Bat, Owl, or Goat could be your Mother-in-law on her way to a 'Meeting'

Compared to Tonto Dike's Song, the Nigerian National anthem seems like a Club banger...

"Arise o compatriots,
Oya wind your waist... "

Davido = D'banj Mark II

They have crap lyrics
But their songs dey move club die....

Gbon gbon any body there...

Someone please tweet a link to this thread at her.
Tell her her biggest fans are commenting here...

I definitely like the 1st topic, and would like to argue in favour if given the opportunity..

How did this song get online sef?

There was a producer that created this beat and should have told her the truth
There was a manager/agent that heard this song early and told her the truth
There was a family member/lover/sugardaddy that heard the song early and told her the truth
Her own church mind should have told her the truth

I'm sure her friend and twitter follower; Mr Vic O was the one who convinced her to go ahead with it...

yuzedo: Tonto Dike, Jim Iyke, Sina Rambo, Speedy Darlington and Vic-O are all musicians from Nigeria..... Lord, pray, what have we done to offend thee??

Imagine the above 'artistes' coming together to collabo on a track...

The Wackness Allstars...

In that HOT Lagos Sun?

This man want make boys black well well o...

By the time all man dudu finish, first time vistors to Lagos might mistake it for Accra...

Mad Cow: Is that the name of our street?!!

I thought it was Yaba left!

This Fashola keeps chaging street names anyhow he likes.. Oneday, person go commot for morning go work, by the time work close, ehn go don forget the address to ehn house..

Ahahahahahahahaha

You are well and truly Mad.

dridowu: superstory

Just come down and see for yourself..

Youngers toting straps like they were fashion accessories...

Nuff burners round ere for reals bruv...

Me I be good boy though!

Mad Cow: That must mean you live on my street ..

You live around Stonebridge?

Haha only one gun?

Come down London and see 13 year-olds posing with Mac-10s and Berreta's

One guy on my street got busted last week with an M16 sef...

[quote author=Rooneyboy]This man go tear this woman to.to na, because to start with the woman engine go don knock tay-tay.
My conclusion with this pic be say d woman don tire for life but she no no how she go take kill herself, atleast if this guy mess am once na death straight get the woman.[/quote