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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 17th November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 5:09pm On Nov 17, 2012
GOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL


I Love You Osaze...No Homo..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (5 - 2) On 17th November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 3:19pm On Nov 17, 2012
Arrest Arsene Wenger and his band of Players for the Statutory Rape of Tottenham players and fans.

Damn boys...

You Should have Brought the Lube...
Travel / Re: 60 Nigerians Deported From UK Over various offences by cheddarking(m): 9:44am On Nov 17, 2012
Don't go to Another Mans Country Illegally...

Don't Stay in Another Man's Country Illegally...

WHAT IS IT WITH BLACK PEOPLE AND CRIMINALITY SEF?

Abi Them Swear for us?

Cant we just do the right thing??
undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: Presidential Media Chat On 18th November 2012 by cheddarking(m): 9:11pm On Nov 16, 2012
Off topic but...

I'm a bit tipsy right now... To all nlers in London, I'm in the Union on Euston Road, just 2 minutes from Warren Street Station.

I'm here for another hour. Feel free to come in for a free drink on Me....

One love and respect to all...

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Politics / Re: SSS On Omojuwa's Tail As He Calls For A Revolution (Pics) by cheddarking(m): 7:51pm On Nov 16, 2012
shymexx:

The ethnic/religious/cultural make up is beside the point here - it's the masses against elites, poor against the rich, and the downtrodden against the bullies... The power belongs to the people and the people make up more than 98% of the population... The voice of the masses is the voice of God - and this is the time to speak up and rock the boat....

Nigerians have waited for 52 years, and for 52 years the same thieving bastards have continued to destroy the people and the future of their unborn kids... It's either something drastic happens in Nigeria, or the country would end in an inevitable civil war... However, the only way to avoid a civil war is through revolution - the choice is yours!! People can't be docile forever, trust me - something must give way with time...

The ethnic issue is the 'koko'

There is NO Nigerian People, there are only Tribes- each fighting for itself only.

That is the reason any revolution would be disastrous.

Excuse my brevity, I'm on a phone now.. .
Politics / Re: SSS On Omojuwa's Tail As He Calls For A Revolution (Pics) by cheddarking(m): 6:56pm On Nov 16, 2012
shymexx: It seems the unintelligent folks on the thread think revolution means civil war, or they're just ignorant because they benefit directly or indirectly from the corrupt government... Arab Spring in Tunisia and Egypt = revolution... Islamic revolution of Iran, French revolution, Cuban revolution etc. is the type of revolution Nigeria needs...

Smh at the ignorance of nlers... undecided

[b]Apart from the French Revolution, none of the other so called revolutions have left their citizens in a better state than they were earlier.However, that is besides the point...

Please see Demographic statistics below of the countries you've mentioned.

Tunisia: Some 98% of modern native Tunisians are from a sociological, historical and genealogical standpoint mainly of Arab and Berber descent. The constitution declares Islam as the official state religion and requires the President to be Muslim

Egypt: Egyptians are by far the largest ethnic group in Egypt at 91% of the total population. Approximately 90% of the population adheres to Islam and most of the rest to Christianity

Iran: 65% of Iranian are Persian. Religion in Iran is dominated by the Twelver Shia branch of Islam, which is the official state religion and to which about 90% to 95% of Iranians belong

France: At the time of the french revolution, France was full of FRENCH people

Cuba: The 2002 census figures supplied by the government claim that 65% of Cubans were white. Catholicism, which was brought to the island by Spanish colonialists at the beginning of the 16th century, is the most prevalent professed faith

All statistics courtesey of Wikipedia.

You will notice that in ALL the countries you mentioned, there is a Prevailing culture, ethnicity, and religion. Hence these people are able to work together towards a common goal.

Now see statistics for Nigeria:

Nigeria has more than 250 ethnic groups. According to a 2003 report, 50.4% of Nigeria's population are Muslims, 48.2% are Christians and 1.4% adhere to other religions. Among Christians, 27.8% are Catholic, 31.5% are Protestant and 40.7% belong to other Christian denominations

There is NO dominant Culture, there is no dominant Religion, there is no dominant Ethnicity. THERE IS NO COMMON GROUND.

Every tribe is looking out for its own.

Each child is a member of his tribe FIRST, and Nigeria SECOND.

With such a deep cultural and ethnic Divide, ANY sort of revolution is bound to end in Chaos and Anarchy.

The only way to change Nigeria is a slow and gradual process. Rock the boat, and we ALL sink....[/b]

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Politics / Re: SSS On Omojuwa's Tail As He Calls For A Revolution (Pics) by cheddarking(m): 4:57pm On Nov 16, 2012
Truckpusher: You really need to go back to your hIstory books and also take a critical look at the events that happened in the middle east and is still ongoing.The truth is Nigerians aren't pushed to the wall yet and may I remind you that even the most successfull of all revolution came from nowhere and the heads of kings and queens fell to the sword of the ordinary peasants....now I'm sending you a message for you to deliver it to your pay masters in Abuja....that message goes like this; a time will come when Nigerians would be united under one banner and their unity will not be shaken by religion , tribe, language , or region...so my friend while you and your criminal friends in Abuja continue to bask on the euphoria of our disunity to loot us blind do not fail to see that the people are tightening the noose on your neck for all of you to swing and die.

Trash talk from a Trashy Mind...

Are you willing to mortgage the future of your kids(born or unborn) simply to 'Revolutionise'?

Do you know the extent of widespread Weapon proliferation in Nigeria today?

Every last raggamuffin these days is armed with an AK, and is not afraid to use it even with our incompetent National Security Apparatus...

What then happens when Law and Order as we know it breaks down as a result of your 'revolution'?

Who will stop the gang of armed robbers from using their hardware to gain control of your Neighboorhood?

What will stop the OPC from declaring themselves kings of Lagos?

Who will serve as buffer between Hausa/Fulani and the Berom?

Even here on NL we see countless incidents of tribal attacks daily...

Imagine a situation where people are free to attack without fear of consequence..

You id1ots just tend to spout such BS without actually THINKING....

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Family / Re: As A Teen, Did You Do Anything To Stimulate Hair Growth? by cheddarking(m): 2:42pm On Nov 16, 2012
coogar:

you're lucky then.....
i started rubbing spirit as early as 12......most of my friends had facial hair by then and i thought i was being left out of the groovy train - the chics in my school wanted the boys with facial hair and labelled the rest as "small" boys......i wasn't having it so i attacked the first aid box in the house and was literally splashing my face with spirit....few years later, i succeeded in drawing out a massive facial hair!

Damn...

I was a spirit abuser back in the day still...

It didnt work.

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Family / Re: As A Teen, Did You Do Anything To Stimulate Hair Growth? by cheddarking(m): 2:35pm On Nov 16, 2012
I've never been able to grow a proper beard. I haven't had a shave in over 6 weeks, and I have only a little bit of stubble to show for it..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by cheddarking(m): 2:32pm On Nov 16, 2012
ItsModella:
kai, we used to show them love o but these bloody rodents have bitten far more than they can chew. We have declared a revenge mission on them in my household.

This one day my bro and I killed a rat, it was joyous. I was hanging out with my him and his friends in his room and as we were talking, this stu.pid rat decided it was gonna pass through our corner to get to its destination. Bad idea...cos boys were angry that day. One of his friends caught the rat. O'boy, come see as all of us dey struggle to kill this rat. That was when my brother decided we were gonna punish the rat and make it die an electrifying death. He brought out some old wires and cut em open to reveal the naked part. I ran to get a bowl of water. We nearly drowned the rat in the water. We needed him alive but very weak. Then, my bro placed the naked wire on the rat...come see as the rat dey shock. You don't know how much delight I got from watching that show.

These days in my house, we love to punish the bloody vermin and make it die slowly but painfully...call us serial killers, we don't care. Their nonsense has gone on for too long.

Damn...

Remind me never to get on your wrong side...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by cheddarking(m): 2:29pm On Nov 16, 2012
yuzedo:

Cheddar my niggar! grin grin grin
Some people don't disappoint! cheesy

Yuzedo what it do? wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by cheddarking(m): 2:29pm On Nov 16, 2012
Truckpusher: NIGERIAN RATS HAS A REPUTATION FOR DISFIGURING PEOPLE'S CERTIFICATE ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR KITCHEN IS TOO CLEAN AND THERE ARE NO CRUMBS LEFT FOR THEM TO EAT...THEY GO MAD ON YOUR CERT. TO GET BACK AT YOU, SO FOLKS, SHOW SOME LOVE FOR THESE GUYS ON THE LOWER SIDE OF THE FOOD CHAIN....LOL.

LMAO
Politics / Re: SSS On Omojuwa's Tail As He Calls For A Revolution (Pics) by cheddarking(m): 2:26pm On Nov 16, 2012
engineerd:


Vagabond of no consequence!! Tell me one thing!!! Is Nigeria any better than CONGO, RWANDA and even SOMALIA?? I am talking about the lives of your average Nigerian, not the political elites and the wealthy few! May God have mercy on you for your comments!!!! REVOLUTION is the only answer to NIGERIA's problems....A revolution by the people, for the people and a revolution of hearts and the way we do things!!! NIGERIA's younger generation must take back our future from the INEPT , OLD, corrupt buffoons in power!!!! A president that allocates 1 billion Naira annual feeding allowance to his family and has the nerve to try to cut "cost" by removing the only one thing it's citizens merely benefit from ....subsidy!!!! TUFIAKA......Nigerians are constantly been treated like ANIMALS by their own government!!!!

And you think there is such a thing as "Nigeria's Younger Generation"?

What we have is Young Yoruba people

Young Hausa people

Young Igbo people

Young Christians

Young Muslims

Any Violence kicks off,and I can assure you that there can NEVER be a centralized push for better governance

All we will see are Tribal Militia's killing their own fathers, and raping their own sisters and subjecting their families into slavery in the name of "protecting their homeland".



Listen, I have no interest in trading insults, but in defusing the ticking timebomb such inciteful comments could create, and pouring sand on the embers of anarchy.

A violent revolution can NEVER solve Nigeria's problems. It can only make things a BILLION TIMES WORSE...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Killed A Wild/dangerous Animal? by cheddarking(m): 2:12pm On Nov 16, 2012
I shot at a wild animal last year...Unfortunatey I missed when it quickly ran off into the bush..

...My ex was always very fast
tongue

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Education / Re: Free Tertiary Education Kicks-Off In Imo State by cheddarking(m): 2:08pm On Nov 16, 2012
FANTASTIC
Politics / Re: SSS On Omojuwa's Tail As He Calls For A Revolution (Pics) by cheddarking(m): 1:52pm On Nov 16, 2012
GARRI (x7):
The Govt. must be awake to the yearnings and needs of the people. Anything short of that will amount to a failure on their part and the people have the right to change such (violently or otherwise)......

And a violent revolution is the way to go?
Crime / Re: Policeman’s Wife Cooking For Robbers In Zamfara, AIG Says by cheddarking(m): 1:49pm On Nov 16, 2012
She was obviously cooking for her husband's colleagues...

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Politics / Re: SSS On Omojuwa's Tail As He Calls For A Revolution (Pics) by cheddarking(m): 1:44pm On Nov 16, 2012
nl.official:


So what's the difference now, Mumu? If I die fighting for change I will be happy wherever I find myself than dying for nothing.

Remember death is immortal and all memories be washed whether good or bad, whether rich or poor.

This is not about YOU

There are millions of people out there whose lives would be affected negatively by you and your fellow cowboys cavalier actions.

If you want to die , by all means Oblige YOURSELF.

But dont start something that could destroy other people's already miserble lives...

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Politics / Re: SSS On Omojuwa's Tail As He Calls For A Revolution (Pics) by cheddarking(m): 1:32pm On Nov 16, 2012
Like I keep saying, the Only person that can effect a positive change in Nigeria's fortunes is the man who holds centrally consolidated power -In this case GEJ.

NOBODY else can change Nigeria for the better.

Those of you shouting for a revolution are genuinely MISGUIDED- The sheer scale of the violence would be unprecedented.

Those of you saying one man can make a difference are genuinely MISGUIDED - if that man is not holding serious political power, he would be cut down.

I tell it as it is.No Pussyfooting. No Idealistic Nonsense. Just the Plain Truth

GO HOME. YOU CANNOT MAKE NIGERIA BETTER. YOU WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE.


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Politics / Re: SSS On Omojuwa's Tail As He Calls For A Revolution (Pics) by cheddarking(m): 12:20pm On Nov 16, 2012
Okija_juju: .Sergent Rogers ....



LMAO
Politics / Re: SSS On Omojuwa's Tail As He Calls For A Revolution (Pics) by cheddarking(m): 12:01pm On Nov 16, 2012
I hate it when misguided and stup1d 'activists' make such Inciting comments.

If there is any Revolution in Nigeria, we would be utterly destroyed.

Somalia, Congo and Rwanda would be child's play compared to us.

This guy is such a retard.

What we need is good governance, not a bunch of cowboys running their mouths inciting people to destroy themselves.

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Education / Re: Daily Trust Newspaper Reports That 529 ABU Students Use One Toilet by cheddarking(m): 11:59am On Nov 16, 2012
WOAH!!!!
Religion / Re: The Truth About What Happens After Death by cheddarking(m): 11:56am On Nov 16, 2012
Utter Crap.

How can a person who has NOT died, tell me what will happen after death?

Nobody can tell me what happens after death UNTIL they DIE and come back...


When my dead Grandfather is exhumed and comes to educate me on his expereince, then I'll know...

Till then, please keep your 'pesudo-intellectual' philosophies to yourself...

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Webmasters / Re: Bloggers How Much Do You Make A Month. by cheddarking(m): 11:32am On Nov 16, 2012
I make around 10000000 dollars a day from my blog

Bloging is Such a great Business..

The public are SOOO interested in what you have say, that they would pay you handsomely for it.

The public really want to know whats going on in your mind.

Please by all means, start a blog as a life changing business.

It will make you richer than a Nigerian Politician.

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Celebrities / Re: Secrets About Nigerian Celebrities You Don't Know by cheddarking(m): 10:26am On Nov 16, 2012
acidtalk: FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT NIGERIAN CELEBRITIES

Over the years I have the chance to work, socialize and be close friends with a whole lot of Nigerian celebrities from all sectors of the Entertainment Business. Be it Actors and Actresses, Musicians, Producers, DJs, Comedians, Fashion Designers, Producers and Directors, Models, Photographers, Writers and even Dancers.

When I am talking of celebrities, I am refering to the "A Class" who is who in their respective fields. As I am currently typing this, I can count nothing less than 186 of them I have on my BlackBerry contact and get to see at least 5 each week on a crucial business or social discussion as it maybe.

I have noticed that Nigerians have a very wrong perspective about their stars and as such also believe every single thing they read in the tabloids and hear on the news.

In order to cut a very long story short, below are some of the things Nigerians should know about their celebrities before getting envious or jealous of them.

* Even after coming from Grass to Grace so many of them still do thing that will take them back to Grass - How else can you explain when someone who barely has N2million in his account takes loan of N15million from a Finance lending us "on the ground of public figure" to acquire a single car of N8million, spends N3million to shoot his hit singles and in less than 2 months this same person is complaining of being extremely broke and looking for other means to collect another loan without settling the first.

Most of Nigerian celebrities live on VERY FAKE LIVES. They are only as rich as the car they drive and nothing else. There's this particular celeb that's stays in a uncles house in Lekki. This celeb made a public stunt claiming ownership of the house and the 2 exotic cars being used to cruise around. Unknown to the public, this celeb's uncle is the owner of the house and cars but because he is based overseas, he gave this particular celeb the keys to the house and car only for the celeb to paint a fake life claiming ownership of the properties.


There's this other young celeb who 2years back was a big name in the entertainment industry. This celeb was so big that under 6months of coming into limelight, was given several awards and toured different countries. This celebrity was so wasteful that he acquired a single automobile of N5.5million then while still squarting with a cousin. After he had a scuffle with his cousin, he moved in with a very good friend in his 2 bedroom apartment on the mainland. Neighbors had to report to the landlord of the house to evict the "main tenant" because as they put it, this particular celeb crawls night every single day and doesn't know the difference between night and day as a plays songs so loudly in the house and car that the effect is felt even 2 building away. When the main occupant was given the option of evicting the house or sending this celeb out, he chose the lather which saw the celeb moving into a room and parlour apartment in the outskirt of town. He was forced to go underground when he was being chased all over by people he owed and at a point, one of his close friends had to seize his only asset (the car) because he couldn't keep waiting on the promises of the day to be paid. Until other friends intervened before the car was given back to the Celeb.


This particular one is very handsome, a smooth talker and dresses very well. He is believed to be one of the richest in his field because he changes cars at least every other month. Unknown to the general public, all those cars except the very first car he bought which he gave to a friend to be using are all on lease. He was introduced by one of his girlfriends to a very big car dealer in town who agreed to always give him latest and exotic ride only on the condition that he will refer as many celebs as possible to come purchase their cars from the car dealer.


This is definitely going to shock a whole lot of people but it is a known fact to the "inner caucus" that 6 out of every 10 Nigeria reigning celebrities always act as Fronts for politicians, government workers and top rated fraudsters to help launder money overseas.
A lot of this celebrities (majority of them who are females) get between 5-15% of the toatal money to be laundered abroad. This explains why even when most of them have nothing to prove for their continuous travels overseas, they just never get to stop traveling. They always lie to the press they are on "tour" to about 6 countries at a go and people in those countries can't attest to them coming over for any performance. but the truth is they help this politicians and government workers stack away money.

Don't Be Glad You Have A Celebrity On Your Contact - If you have one notable celebrity on your Blackberry contant it is stressful enough most especially when the person is a musician or producer. Having more than one can be killing. Most of these celebrities are the worst broadcasters you can find on earth. A lot of them will send meaningless broadcast of shows they are not performing at or events they suggest you go to as early as 5:30am and as late as 2am. They usually don't know that even though their job keeps them on the road till that late at night, others with a different job type just will be sleeping at those odd hours.

There is this particular celeb that stays on a service flat on the Island and he particular told me he pays 6digits in DOLLARS per annum for the rent of his apartment. The sad thing is he NEVER allows his family members comeover to his apartment. His younger brother who earlier this year relocated to Lagos with the believe that he will wine and dine with his notable celeb of a brother was shocked to his marrows when the very day he came, his brother sent him to one of their other brothers place in the outskirt of Lagos with the excuse that his brother was going to be a distraction to his career. Whereas the truth his, he is trying to hide the extremely flamboyant lifestyle he is currently living. He basically gives his family a paltry sum in the name of upkeep whereas spends heavily on women, drinks, clothes (and hard drugs. Don't tell anyone I told you this).


......To Be continued

I recognise one of these people....
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Kill In Self Defense? by cheddarking(m): 10:12am On Nov 16, 2012
maclatunji: No sin at all.

Like we would expect you to say anything different...
Politics / Re: Sanusi - $11bn Cash Taken Abroad Through Nigerian Airports by cheddarking(m): 10:11am On Nov 16, 2012
obowunmi: Helping a politician carry money out of the country is one of the fastest ways to become a millionaire. I've done it once but wouldn't try it again. Not only is it stressful, but they can hold your family hostage if the money doesn't get to its destined location.

So many young girls and boys are used as pawns to move money out of Nigeria. To all aspiring money movers, if you don't want your family dead, deliver the cash.

shocked shocked
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Kill In Self Defense? by cheddarking(m): 9:55am On Nov 16, 2012
It is a bigger Sin to Die without trying to defend yourself

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Set 6-member Family Ablaze In Kaduna by cheddarking(m): 9:52am On Nov 16, 2012
Gaddem...

Later, someone will say the Western Media reports on Nigeria are not True...

RIP to the Dead
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2012/2013 by cheddarking(m): 8:58am On Nov 16, 2012
lalaboi: Tricky weekend coming up. . .After the meaningless internationals during the week, some top players are sure to under-perform

Lalaboi when are we going to play our Friendly na?

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