Valencia you Retard..

LMAO at Santos dancing with Valencia....

Well Played Santos

Keep it up...

RVP's close control is phenomenal...

Giroud

SMH

Cazorla seems a bit upset...lol

Why did that fat english fool do that na?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

My Grandmother with one wooden leg is better than Giroud....

that cross Not too cleverly done....

This evra is a freaking liability....

When will United buy a left back who can actually defend?

If Van Persie scores...

is it an Arsenal Own Goal?

Nice gege from Valencia there...

Agege boy...

The 'Robbing' Van Persie set to rob arsenal of 3 points today.

Mata Injured?

Dafuck?

dollypi: Mikey Giwa Jailed for Prison Sim Cards and Heroin Smuggling

A gangster who claimed he had turned his life around has been jailed for smuggling heroine [sic] and mobile phone SIM cards into prison.

Mikey Giwa, 23 of Lancing Road, Croydon, was sentenced to 30 months in prison at Woolwich Crown Court yesterday after he was caught trying to smuggling three mobile phone SIM cars and a wrap of heroin into Belmarsh prison on November 1 last year.

He denied the crimes but was found guilty of two charges of conveying articles into prison at Woolwich Crown Court in June.

Giwa was a prominent member of the notorious Don’t Say Nothing but he claimed he had turned his back on gang life and told the Croydon Guardian in May he was working with anti-knives organisation Lives Not Knives (LNK).

http://www.croydonguardian.co.uk/news/localnews/9867094.Anti_knife_campaigner_jailed_for_smuggling_drugs_into_prison/

This guy is from sierra-leone NOT Nigeria

I knew him and his brother Dexter personally

Dexter has since been deported though...

sconsults: [size=18pt]yes it is very true /the last time i mixed weed with rubber solution and codeine,i also saw an angel that told me i was a prophet and could fly.then i jumped out of my balcony and broke my head. the trauma still cause me to see my dead relatives and i can hear goats and chicken talking but my doctor says it is psychosis caused by trauma induce epilepsy and drug addiction.[/size]

LMAO
This has got to be the funniest comment on Nairaland this year...

What is this man saying?

Such a verbose statement...

But no decipherable point made...

Is he saying Buhari is not going to mediate?

https://www.nairaland.com/1091552/mother-beats-son-death-then#12802340

Frontpage please

A mother brutally beat her seven-year-old son to death with a stick then set his body on fire because he was struggling to commit passages from the Koran to memory, a court was told.
Sara Ege, 32, is alleged to have beaten Yaseen Ali 'like a dog' for failing to recite passages from the religious text, before burning his body at the family home in Cardiff to try and cover up what she had done.
The youngster's death was initially believed to be a tragic accident following the blaze at the house in Pontcanna, until a post-mortem examination revealed Yaseen had died before the fire broke out, Cardiff Crown Court heard.

Ege is also accused of abusing her son in the months leading up to his death, allegedly beating him with a hammer and locking him in a shed for falling behind with his Islamic studies.
The trial at Cardiff Crown Court heard how the university graduate and her husband Yousuf Ege had enrolled Yaseen in advanced classes at their local mosque and hoped he would become Hafiz - an Islamic term for someone who has memorised the Koran.

In a video recording of her interview with police Ege told officers she had set her seven-year-old the target of memorising 35 pages in three months.
But the court was told fun-loving Yaseen preferred to play with his friends and fell behind with his learning


'I was getting more and more frustrated,' Ege said in the interview.
'If he didn’t read it properly I would be very angry - I would hit him.

'But Yaseen wasn’t very good - after a year of practice he had only learned a chapter.”
She went on: 'I was getting all this bad stuff in my head, like I couldn’t concentrate, I was getting angry too much, I would shout at Yaseen all the time.
'I was getting very wild - I use to beat him with a stick.'
The court was told how Ege hit Yaseen with a hammer, a rolling pin and a slipper as well as repeatedly punching him.

She would also allegedly lock him in the shed, tie him to a door, and force him to do push ups.

The court heard that in the months after Yaseen's death Ege told a doctor she had been told to kill her son by Shaitan - an Islamic name for the devil - and that she felt 100 per cent better after he died.

Notes kept by her GP record her as saying: 'It is like something has been released. For three or four months I have not been normal

Police and firefighters were called to the family’s home in Pontcanna, Cardiff, in July 2010 after a blaze ripped through the top floor.
Little Yaseen was pulled from the blaze and fire fighter Rhodri Morgan told the court how he’d given him CPR believing he could save his life.

He said: 'I was performing compressions on his chest, but I kept having to take my hand away because his skin was so hot.
'While I was doing this bits of skin and fat were flaking off his legs - it was like when a piece of newspaper burns and curls.'

Barbecue lighter fuel was found on her Ege’s clothing when she was arrested after a post mortem examination revealed Yaseen was dead before the fire broke out.
She denies murdering Yaseen and burning his body to hide what she had done.

Her husband denies causing or allowing the death of a child by not stopping his wife’s beatings.

Yaseen's father, who would drive the seven-year-old to mosque for his Koran practice before and after school, has said he never saw his wife raise a hand against their child.
The trial continues.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2226408/Mother-beat-son-7-death-set-body-struggled-learn-Koran-heart.html#ixzz2B49AvRXn

May this little boy RIP

superior1: [size=13pt]@chaircover
Which do you work with, JAMB or WAEC?[/size]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

100000 LIKES

Ok.

I would just like to say that I think you are absolutely brilliant.

Absolute Legend.

That is all.

I would like this man to describe those angels to us...

What did those angles look like?

How did he know they were angels?

Did they introduce themselves to him as angels?

Did they have I.D. Cards hanging from thier necks?

Even if he saw anything(which I dont believe) how does he know they weren't demons?

He needs to explain all these things...

Scamming Bastard...

This is the result of some serious Ganja-inspired Akpako Nacking...

Lil Terry-G...One Jumbo for you..

NO because I am a RANDY H0RNY bastard

Only a FOOL will go on the internet and open his father to ridicule regardless of what he has done...

Do you think you are doing yourself any favours with this thread?

If you expose your father to public disrespect, you expose your entire Family to public disrespect...

FOOL

maclatunji:

Your post is riddled with sentiments.The implication of what you are saying is that GEJ and his government see and know Buhari as a Boko Haram leader and left him to run a political party after that. Haba! Even if GEJ is that spineless, the international community would have forced him to act against Buhari after the United Nations building bombing. Remove sentiments and think objectively.

Buhari is respected by even PDP members for his uprightness and consistency, Boko Haram members are not stupid - they know the government knows Buhari is clean. Otherwise, they won't mention his name.

A mediator's nationality is irrelevant as long as both sides are ready to work with him/her. Obasanjo is also Nigerian and tried to do the same thing but failed.

Why are you such a boko haram sympathiser?
Is it because you are Muslim?
How can you say Buhari is respected for being upright?
Respected by who?

You are a terrorist.. An uncircumcised dog who attempts to paint black as white....

If I ever meet you in real life, rest assured your life ends that day

Dirty bast@rd

obadiah777: AND KISSING ESPECIALLY LOOKS MORE BRUTISH ON AFRICANS BECAUSE SOME OF US HAVE FULL LIPS. ITS JUST A NASTY SAVAGE ACT.
A PECK ON THE CHEEKS IS CLASSIER

OMG....

Is it just me?

obadiah777: KISSING IN PUBLIC IS GETTING CIVILIZED ? KISSING IS A BARBARIC ANIMALISTIC ACT. YOU ARE SPREADING GERMS. CIVILIZED PEOPLE KISS LIGHTLY ON THE CHEEKS

Somebody somewhere is a virgin...

Jarus

I definitely want to argue AGAINST state police if chance dey

Michky: So, are you saying we should continue to just fold our arms and keep looking while our sisters are getting raped, our brothers are deprived of basic rights or while the funds that should have been used for public good is being embezzled right before our eyes? I believe USA also went through a revolution at a point in history and they are better for it. Whether the guy stays in UK or not, he's provided a tangible solution. All you do is sit there and criticize everything criticizable. Chei, i tire for these people o.

My brother...

I want to be able to tell you that you can do some thing about it...

or that you can change Nigeria...

But I would be Lying to you...

Naija is too far gone...

Our last hope is Jonathan...We can only hope he can set the ball in motion for a better Nigeria,
And his successor carries on with it...


There is NOthing, You, Me, or the 1diot shouting about revolution can do to change this country...

Im being very REAL now, and not discussing Ideals or Utopias

A lot of people here fail to think

A lot of people here fail to reason

Imagine a ragamuffin without a Nigerian Passport opening his mouth to talk about 'revolution'

Why did your daddy not 'revolutionize'?

Why did he run away to the UK?


Nigeria is a country of Mad and Angry people...

If with the so called 'law and order' in place, robbers can still go rampage with impunity...

Imagine the chaos that would happen when the so called 'revolution' begins and all law and order breaks down.