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Travel abroad and get deported within a month ..you’re stuck with her for life bro...enjoy your ogbanje wife in peace

Why is it called monitor lizard , does it monitor other animals?

As long as there’s no video evidence, I go deny am & change it for them sef

Upload a picture of how it transformed you

Stevyne:
Na that one concern you. Lol!
Before you go see say dem comot am use am do ATM maintenance charge

I Dey tell you

SportsHD:
Wait for a person that's trusting and patient enough to wait till your wedding night.

If na me maami, I for don dump your ass for hitting me with tha virgin bull shet. Not cos I'm cruel, but because i once trusted a girl, she said she was a virgin and i later found out she's feasting on regular bbc on the weekends while i was simping for her.

like naira marley would say-
to ba doko wa ma lole.
I trust less nowadays.
#monsters they made.
Whew!✊

Na wa ooo, so na because geh deny u sex, naim make you turn monster, hmmm, what a waste of ‘mentorship’

PoliteActivist:
So how do u distinguish people actually riding on the bus? See below.
Nigerian lingo makes more sense

There’s no provision for that because no sane person is supposed to embark on a journey sitting at d top of a bus...

Make dem sha no touch my small change for their bank....

Op, abeg since her past disgusts you , can you please break up with her and send her ig handle , lemme try my luck, you never can tell I just might like her past...

Las las, na bank you go still likely work

Give us English names for eba, amala, fufu.. yeye Dey smell

lilyheaven:
It’s too early to get tired.
Until 2023, there will be unrest in Nigeria.
For those producing children every six months, think twice before you carry another belle, because food stuffs will soon be scarce.

Nothing will change in 2023 bro, the country don too spoil

mbahdi:
A friend of mine with two children earn 10k as a secondary school teacher

There you go...the situation of d country is just so pathetic..10k for a father of two, I can’t imagine how they are coping even if he does extra lessons to augment his meagre salary, it still won’t be enough... na wa oo

Fall2021:
It really breaks my heart when I hear that people actually earn N30k per month with the high cost of living. This country is a disaster

A lot earn less ooo, people are just surviving by God’s grace ...

Corper::please, reject me sir
Principal: slaps corper & threatens to do worse

Conclusion: principal isn’t mentally deranged to beat corper for making such a request, there’s more to d story than it’s reported here so, let’s hear from d principal fess...

Sofistcatdmoron:
Radiomacy

Thank me later

Werey lol

Bukasint:
mine am a lover of big gbola....na so one guy talk say him get big gbola dey make mouth only for me to get there and saw ciga sitck in between his legs...pls if u no get big gbola dont make mouth...

I know you want to be quoted well, here you are... big gbola kee u dial

I can see coconut chips ... The gods knows there’s hunger in d land so they decided to bless festac people with coconut chips... it could be banana chips or boli in your area tomorrow.. na palliative from d gods

Still waiting for the part where boys & girls are being kidnapped though...

obinna58:
I see two people with anger issues

You have no right to shout at her over wrong doings cos she's a human being, no one is perfect Just correct her with calmness

Easier said

squash47:
And then He should go to Aso Rock and receive a National award of Simpism and Mumuism.

Then he should go to national Assembly, so that Sen. Rochas OKorocha will give him a medal for his unimaginable level of Iberiberism.

And maybe okorocha might also erect a befitting statue for him to celebrate him..

Their yansh & boobi too dey small abeg, I no do

meobizy:
I wonder how old she is now. She still looks young, a lot younger than I would believe.

You don’t believe she’s 44 or you didn’t read the part that says she’s celebrating her 44th birthday

Do your work and let God do his mr vp, no Dey use God Bobo people abeg

Kestolove:
one babymama gone, May we die not as a babymama but as a legally married woman.

Hope you know you’d die someday & d Internet never forgets.....Very anyhow talk from an anyhow being....

My kind of vanity ..

And the innocent souls whose lives they have cut short nko?

Yeah, she’s a ghost and she’s stuck with you forever ... congrats man...

Onyi22:
The kind of men I love

What if you’re not the kind of woman he loves?

Weed,booze very plenty ...

Potbelly United ...