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Nairaland choose to post trashy stuff and leave more important things, please people i had a friend from USA ship a phone to me since 18th of december 2017 and its been saying Your item was processed through a facility in NIGERIA on January 3, 2018 at 9:00 am. The item is currently in transit to the destination, till date no update, please what can I do?

I need comments and advice please

Please mod I need advice on what to do, i got some gadgets shipped from USA to Nigeria since 18th of last year and it has been updating normally until 25th when it showed departed morocco, and 26th, it updated departed Lagos, Nigeria. Then on the 3rd it stated, Your item was processed through a facility in NIGERIA on January 3, 2018 at 9:00 am. The item is currently in transit to the destination. Till today no update, my issue is why say, departed Lagos, Nigeria. When the destination is Lagos Nigeria. And since on the 3rd of January no update till date...please help me resolve this issue I need to know what my next step to make should be. Thanks

Please what's the Telecom Giants name datz offering u the job, not disputing ur story ooo, jus wanna know, cos like one guy said, dae are requirements, which am a 100 percent sure of that, u shud av used something else bro, probably an unknown company, not saying Telecom Giants...the name please ooo...I can print their requirements and send to u...

stupidity:
Its time you start chopping the real food. Tell her to serve the pvssy on clean broken plate with fwesh juice.





As I'm typing this, tears are dropping.

Last night was the best time I ever had with my bae. She was away for some months, came back all looking more beautiful, pvssy added weight, assx got 2 packs.

Down to business, as usual, eating her pvssy is what she dont mind paying me to do every bed time.

After the fwesh shower, she lay down, I buried my head inside. Jeez, pvssy was so damn delicious. Like what the hell did she put inside, I was eating the pvssy and crying. Tears of joy, never had it that good. She placed her right hand on my head telling me "baby its okay, stop crying, eat all you want, its all yours""

I felt as if baba finally gave her the jazz to tie my destiny.

After a while I was forced to use my phones torch to check inside the pvssy, to be sure of what's buried inside that made it to be that sweet.

If you ain't sucking your bae pvssy yet, your missing. Suck the damn soul outta her

u guys insulting this man now, wetin him do una, he's talking about giving his babe head una dae vex, wetin concern am if una babe puci dae wooze...free the nigga jor...ride on jor nigga mi....aka suckah championship

MrBrownJay1:
any deluded person who thinks an empty HOUSE is "nothing", should have their head check, as having an apt of your own is what is important here... and furnishing it is just the cherry on the cake.

NO woman should be glorified for doing the RIGHT thing, thats what she is SUPPOSE to do. what she wrote is as stupid as men bragging about taking care of their kids.... ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!

guy u burst my brain with ur reasoning ose jare...much RESPECT.

Evaberry:
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chidinma

chidinma

Listen to the words of your ancestors, men are destructive, they will lead you to doom! stay away from them.
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it's either you become a babymama, or you get cheated on and dumped.

just 3 months and this one has already started controlling you.

Ijiji na-enweghi onye ndumodu na-eso
ozu ala n'inyi.

shut ur trap hole dumb cunt, because u don try all the men we dae dis world, u come feel say Dem go use am the way Dem take use u abi...ode

The only time Naija girl go tell u "Hi" the next thing wey go follow am na, "Baby am broke" girl wey u Neva even see before...

Alan walker - Faded
Craig David - Unbelievable
Passenger - let her go
Psquare - Am I still that special man
Phil Collins - Another day in Paradise
One republic - Apologize
Bob Marley - No woman no cry
Backstreet boiz- incomplete
Westlife - soledad
Paul play - u & me

maklelemakukula:
#2BabaForPresident2019



My most emotional song should be "Danfo drivers" shebi you be Danfo driver swor, ayama Danfo driver swor. The song always makes me cry

this one na clown ooo

Silentscreamer:
R u among the broke guys? Then ur priority shuld be about working hard to make money and not sex. Misplaced priority.

u get sense at all...he's saying something else ur saying anda thing entirely

menkano:
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dumbass​..."ur names are"...then ur bodies are paining u too abi...stop writing trash here Biko...

Satoshi:
Dancing Senator. Musician son





A chance to start early now and win BIG. A deviation from the norm. Why on earth should anyone be paid only 12times in a whole year? Break free from the injustice. Do yourself a favor. Smile to the bank every week . I repeat EVERY WEEK. To avoid ban I won't post any link here. Send me a Private Message for details

link me up Toshi...tried sending a private msg...dunno wats the p

hassan4:
Here are some pictures of football star and former Manchester City wonderkid Kelechi Iheanacho. It depicts his rise to success. From Owerri street soccer kid to success. Dude couldn't afford N50 to watch a live soccer game back in the days.

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kelechi Iheanacho...I so like dis dude...see him igbo boi face...

naijamakossa:
Is your name Augustine Thompson Marshall?if yes just pick the first letters of the three names and arrive at your answer.

that your ex girlfriend is a fvckshit aka ashawo aka olosho.

this guy na real clown ooo...hahahaha

Amarabae:
Broke guys always crying when they spend little money on a girl.
Whats #3500? Is it a big thing to spend on a date with a girl?
And he even opened a thread for it?
Grow up pls.

shut the fvck up Biko...the moral of dis story is, do unto odas wat u want Dem to do to u, if u no fit come tell me instead of keeping a nigga on pending...

Will u keep quiet

This story is as stupid and fake as the people advising him, he's 26 and is been paid 500k per month, I repeat 26, first things first, am in the pharmacueticle line, and for that freaking age, it's almost entirely impossible to earn dat much, u jus a fresher, even if your dad owns the coy, so please don't come here and post fake trash for real people....

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Under one condition only...datz if she's rilly sick, I can carry her 2 d bathroom bath her, dry her body and den. Wash her panties...apart frm dat...any oda reason doesn't count...it doesn't justify being romantic as sum guys may think!!!

Na mumu yans be dis na...d joke is still on d gal...no mata hw u wan twist am

Mr OP...ur rilly a kid...u lack a lot of intelligence in dis ur write up...u want a graduate to go ahead and sell pure water or gala...in d bid 2 start small...are u dis foolish...dis is Nigeria, u dnt xpect a person who spent his tym studyin difficult courses in skul...crackin his brains..day in day out...2 go out and compensate d fact dat he/she hasn't gotten a job by sellin dis tinz u meantioned...mehn u a Fool...u didn't even talk about d fact of teachin kids den tryin 2 start a lesson class for kidz...@least 2 keep ur brain alive...u dae dere dae talk lyk IDIAT...Grow up jare and be grateFul u av sumtin doin!!! PIKIN

Mr OP...ur rilly a kid...u lack a lot of intelligence in dis ur write up...u want a graduate to go ahead and sell pure water or gala...in d bid 2 start small...are u dis foolish...dis is Nigeria, u dnt xpect a person who spent his tym studyin difficult courses in skul...crackin his brains..day in day out...2 go out and compensate d fact dat he/she hasn't gotten a job by sellin dis tinz u meantioned...mehn u a Fool...u didn't even talk about d fact of teachin kids den tryin 2 start a lesson class for kidz...@least 2 keep ur brain alive...u dae dere dae talk lyk IDIAT...Grow up jare

Bowaley17:
Stup¡d girl... Since the day her papa don born am,him get 100k inside account? Opportunity come she no gree use her head,@32 now she go dey cry say she still dey single...

broda u are super rite dat babe dae kraze

Stupid Bitch...a frnd of mine even dumped a LovePeddler for less...he took her 2 a fast fud joint as tried gettin her ice-cream and snaks..he had d intention of settlin down...he got her d ice cream o, na so d babe talk say, she no dae lyk all dose N500 ice-cream o...say e get one wey she dae lick, wey be 2k5...omo my nigga jus leave d slut waka comot ooo...any stupid guy or gal dat supports a dis babes foolishness na complete Ode oshi!!!

Ogbeni go climb mtn mast jare

Bro u jonse..dnt let any1 cum here and tell u, dat u did d right tin...accept dis person isn't ur frnd..if he is den u jus acted lyk a real JEW...itz notin..we guyz do it all d tym

Bro u bleeped up...dnt let any1 cum here and tell u, dat u did d right tin...accept dis person isn't ur frnd..if he is den u jus acted lyk a real JEW...itz notin..we guyz do it all d tym

Becareful darlin...for me ooo, I believe d cashier who made d mistake is suppose 2 contact u in person...and if not..shud direct u 2 ur bank 2 verify and clerify d issue...and not sendin u on an erand 2 go and pay it into sum1's account...u be messenger Omo u sef u be Human being ooo

Av had a similar xperience, wit an older lady I dated, she curses and insults a lot...buh @ dsame tym can be very sweet and gentle...and I knw datz watz keepin u in d marriage..u feel one day her gentle syd will ovacome, d mean and vindictive syd of hers...Newz Flash Bro...ur wrong!!! U beta leave naw..and op she finds sum1 else..cos trust me, u mite tink she doesn't want u...buh ur mistaken..she will do anytin 2 keep u...and I mean anytin..or else she finds sum1 else