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khattab008: Congrats to the Prof

Bros na University of ILLINOIS be the U.I o not university of IBADAN just wanted to make sure you knew the U.I the posters was refering to

ar u on drugs...did i mentioned university of ibadan

Zzyzx92: hehehe...No be University of ibadan(UI) we dey talk about here oo..My guy no offence, jes tryn to make sure yhu understood the topic..Xoxo

u must hig....did i mention University of ibadan.....plz tink well b4 u talk...oya package..!

khattab008: Congrats to the Prof

Bros na University of ILLINOIS be the U.I o not university of IBADAN just wanted to make sure you knew the U.I the posters was refering to

u r a big bouncin f.o.o.l...
I kw wat i mean....if i said Ui..did i mention.:..Uinvesity of Ibadan..i beg if ur mouth dey skock u....i beg go blow balloon..mumu..!

Hmmmmmm UI.....is the first and the best university Indeed....!
Am proud to be a product of UI....!
Merule say so...!
Lol

Hmmmm she can replace "Dapo"...don baba J sould sign her...!

I graduated from the best and the first university in Nigeria....(UI)
I live for INDENPENDENCE HALL.....!GREATEST KANTANGITE....wen i dey 100 na B51 i live....200 level i stay for 21..300 level....B 70..in my final year ..i stay for C - extension....i love that place..die..
Expcially the aroistic nature of the C blockite...and all katangite and zikite in general...
We b 3 in a rum..wen u pple a a finalist in the room
the finalist go take full coner..bt if their is no finalist and medical student na 4....plus squatters...
I rili miss does day in indy....
MERULE....MERULE..MERULE....that is my name..!

Deekaydadon: UI Zik hall 4 in a room max. Very spacious 14k per session while other male halls are 3 in a room. Thats just unbeatable. I rep UI.....first and the best!

Of the Greatest UIite...!
Of Greatest Zikite..!
Azikiwee terror of the field..!
Baluba is magnifient..!
Undisputed UI sport king
azikiwe neva neva fall...!
Merule say so..!

New MTN Advert: Nigerian Girls with creativity ... which one be this again?

If true say na Eletrick Swicth or Solar Swicth wetin him call his name self.....do that tin....he head no korect.....and mak him go try Sky divin.....without any parachute..Mumu..!

Lailai..wetin concern her concern my fone......she can neva touch my fone..!

U r a SUCKER indeed....!

Fashola sacks DOCTORS....!
Ajimobi sacks TEACHERS...!
ACN.... democrazy for Justice Indeed....!

Na wa oo...na BOKO HARAM state..pple dey fear to dey go...i kw cum kw for this rivers state govt way no wan pay dis alawee....God help nigeria oo...!

Guy ur head no korrect..ur mate dey where .... They go take make sense....na sugar mama u dey husle...up and down......
Na blood money be ur second name....!

Alusi Okija: This na the same guy wey talk say ehn wan fhuck Army girl but ehn mind dey cut!!
EHn don open new account again ontop army matter.
This story na "stories that touch".
See civilian beat army!! You think say na ludo them dey play before you enter army?!
I laugh in JTF.
Maybe na 'Salvation Army" she dey!!

some bodi help me oooo.
Dis guy u too funny....Salvation Army...na still army..
Guy u no well at all.....wowowowwoowowowow
i dey laff aboki laff..!

I dey fear make 2face boxes no go give their house help belle ..if she dey try to dey wash am....
Lol.......

Wow......
Blood of God ..they ar all pweety.....But Pastor TB Joshua..already kw the winner...!lol...!

Sweetjoe: Why is 1st and only Nigeria university (UNN) doin down der (6th) ......i say NO! 2 that!

J.E.S.U.S.....who told u UNN is the first unversity in Nigeria.....plz go and ask goggle and correct ur statement...!
Olodo oshi....!

Oh UI why....?
We ar the 1st and for eva we r goin to be the best..!
Others dey learn from UI...
Rectre Sapere Fons.........!
Merule say so....!

emmerks: I attended appollo and orishigun in ketu-alapere, lagos. We had 3 primary and 3 secondary school in the same compound. I use to resume a week after resumption and a week after any strike

Guy u kw lie..i kw ur skool wella....
I went to comprehensive high skool agidi alapere ketu.....
I remenber hw my skool used to defeat ur skool, wen fight start...ur skool orishigun no even dey skool draw..my skool agidi was the champion in the whole Kosofe local govt den....bt i dont kw now....

chaircover: Roki please dont be scared. I was really pampered & if not that I have high risk pregnancies I wouldn't mind being pregnant every year

The way that man treated me during pregnancy has paid upfront for every single "misbehavior or misbehavement" that he can ever do to me. He is indeed a gem.

With my last, every morning before he set off for work, he would cook me yam and eggs and every evening it was Amala and okro. When he gets back in the evening, He would run me a bath, massage my back and my feet. I used to have the most weird cravings and most evenings he will stop by ASDA to pick up my latest request. I wanted my mum to stay with me to look after me but he said no; he got me pregnant and it was his responsibility to look after me.

I suffered from severe Hyperemesis gravidarum during both pregnancies with a quite a number of admissions in hospital for dehydration. I also suffered from painful PGP, however He was always at my side and he attended every single ante natal & physio appointment with me. I had more appointments than normal due to my medical condition, and he soon became a well known face in the maternity unit

I was a most grouchy, tearful & difficult pregnant woman but he never once lost his temper. No smells were allowed in the house, because it made me feel even more sick so he was not allowed to use any strong aftershave etc but he never complained and I remember the day he decided to add flavor to the okro and added locust beans I nearly committed murder that day.

The guy really tried and I still sometimes feel guilty at the way I behaved but it wasn't my fault sha . . . it was the hormones.

your husband try ooooo...i wish i could do all dis....?

Analytical: Let me start to recall those days. . .

Wify got pregnant immediately after we got married (probably that very day, but definitely not more than 3 days after- that’s a story for another day!). Novice and inexperienced us; we didn’t even know. Two weeks after, she fell sick. We didn’t even suspect pregnancy, though all the signs were there- nausea, vomiting and all. She had fever and was dehydrated. We got to the clinic and was confirmed pregnant after test. Then started the journey that won me accolades and everlasting admiration of my wife.

Everything became strange. My new wife practically became different. The ever bubbling, hardworking gal I knew became so dull, moody, fuzzy and lazy! I knew this wasn’t my girl. The wonders of hormones! Attempts at preparing food in the kitchen became disastrous. She just couldn’t stand the smell of anything again. Worse still, they trigger off the vomiting.

Who would have thought going out together will be such a trying period? Well, so it became. The smell of car fragrance and fume became allergic. So the first thing she does as soon as she enters the car is to throw up inside the car. She became sad that she was giving me stress. I had to calm her down, that I am in love with her, vomits or not. So, cleaning up the car wasn’t a problem to me. In fact, I counted it all joy that I will soon become a father! I had to provide a special bowl in the car permanently to take care of that.

Because of this, I had to practically go with her whenever she wanted to go out. Thankfully, she was yet to start working then. We visited the clinic for antenatal together. We went to the market together. Do I talk of when the nausea came right there in the market? She tried to suppress it and with my hands massaging her back, urged her to do it right there, with all eyes gazed on this young couple, hubby rubbing wify’s back while she vomits! That was my moment to shine- my own version of Public Display of Affection.

Every morning I had to get up early to prepare food for her before I set for work, rush home during lunch time to check on her and clean-up. I took over the kitchen and became the official cook. And they are special foods- sometimes without salt! No onions, no frying at all. Most times no pepper, no stew, just okro! Very odd demands became the order of the day. After testing my skills in the kitchen, several times the food had to be rejected for upsetting her homones! Chicken and meat became prohibited for her. How I enjoyed those days. I ended up eating as much chicken as I could

The first trimester had just ended- two more to go. And this is just the first pregnancy. . .

guy u try oooooo......!

Wordsmith: Lol, Merule how far. Na Debo be this. Fellow Katangite and ex C-Blockite.

Debo...hw far..?hw Indy hall....? I don miss UI ooooooooo...expecially ARO...!

sicily4u: They have attacked THISDAY to prove that there were no DAILY TRUST for security in all COMPASS. THE NATION is in fear, weeping at her reflection on the MIRROR because she has no confidence in the LEADERSHIP of the land. NEXT from the NEWSWATCH and P.M. NEWS, she beckoned an OBSERVER to TELL MAGAZINE producers to be INDEPENDENT in their BUSINESS HALLMARK in order to change the PEOPLES DAILY lives. ...Experiences from the DAILY TIMES of NIGERIA through the PORT HARCOURT TELEGRAPH makes her a DAILY CHAMPION on a BUSINESS DAY. However they knew that she had a GUARDIAN who was also her VANGUARD. She believes in God despite the PUNCH on her faces, and as the DAILY SUN rises, so will God rise against them and make her TRIUMPH. God will hunt them until they confess to be NEW NIGERIAN(s). Ladies and Gentlemen of the press God is our TRIBUNE.

nice one Brox.....
This is creativity...!

I kw na ZIKites and KATANGites to start dis protest.....
Long live Zikites...!
One love Katangites....!
Am proud to b a UIite...and a Katangite..!
Cos once a Katangites is always one..
MERULE say sooo...!

Havilah93: bi isu eni ba ta.....

Adara fun e ...omo iya mi.....!

This guy head no correct.....no b him fault na still omo kekere dey worry am.....
Money miss road...!

Evrybodi na chelsea dis nite.....ati aja ati eran...!

maify: benit - my dear u mean u don't know what portfolio the first lady has?
1. she can travell to anywhere in d world
2. she represents d state in various occassions
3. she has an office filled with satffs with an imprest of unlimited amount of cash
4. she unlimited official cars at her disposal
5. she practically does nothing but show herself and charity works
6. she is d woman behinde the successful man
7. she has so much social, finanacial and physiacl presence that can only be rivalled by d gov. of d state.
8. she is she taht has to be obeyed and never offended

but the role of the 1st lady is nt inthe constitution of the Federal republic of Nigeria..!
Go and check and read ur the constitution very vell....!