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berryace007:
How will they explain to God how they died

Angel Michael will say: eh, what killed you( looking at the book in his hand and awaiting response)

THE MAN: ( whispers) na Bleep

Micheal: what...

man: Bleep

God: wetin him talk

micheal: I no hear well, Male I call him paddy...

Devil show face

Micheal: abeg wetin your nigga talk

Satan: talk am again

man: na Bleep

devil shock....

[quote author=BadRadio post=90699221][/quote]you wan slap am nko your data come finish, gf comes back and be like ' baby, what happened to your left hand'

YOU: it is online

maybe one day person go join army and meet all these ones and be like

Bros, this army work hard oo, I which say na my other work I dey, atleast office ac go dey blow me.you nko?

HIM: ( in aboki accent) My former work easy walahi, I enter sambisa I stay, see army I shoot.

ME: Obara jesus...

HBD to you. Enjoy your time on Nigeria teenagers forum

Say this prayer with me brother:
Any spirit manipulating my destiny, be it casanova or from the village, catch fire this moment and die! Your prayers....

Wait what am I reading her. Well I will pay, if only we will sleep with her turn by turn for 120 months

MissJoy29:
*Petrol

*Car smell

*First rain

*OK clothes

*ANYTHING sent from abroad!

ANYTHING SENT FROM ABROAD'
Biodun where are u, see wife ooo, since dem deport you na wife tou dey find.

PoliticallyInco:
While a few feign it to come across as saints and angels, we must realize that in the real sense they don't lie or didn't lie. Many have had horrible sexual experiences.


Most of them have horrid first sexual encounters with guys who are practically ignorant about sex and how to get a woman ready for sex. Her mind, spirit, soul and body. To the average male it is climb, suck her boobs like pure water once or twice, play with her vulva like you are checking if a fish is rotten, penetrate, thrust, come and then jump down. High level of ignorance and idiocy. The most annoying thing is you will hear these men blowing their own trumpets about how they are studs that can go for hours.

Men should note that when a girl finally allows a man to touch her, most of them (the girls) have had very bad experiences. The guy climbs on top of her and fires away. Causing her great pain and discomfort.

I have seen idiots who were talking about the girl they had sex with and how she screamed and cried and how it was sweet for the girl. They go on to talk about how they banged and slammed and drilled into her and how she was shouting, when minutes before she was saying she didn't want it. Chai, Whenever I hear this, I cringe and pity the girls. Most men are so stupidly ignorant when it comes to sex. They feel getting on and pounding away is what make sex sweet for a woman. These same men get dragged into performance enhancing drugs and all that. They ARE MOSTLY IFLUENCED BY PORN AND THE ACTING. The porn stars pounding away, the women moaning and screaming and feigning/faking pleasure so you buy their tape or visit their sites.

Some are having sex with a lady and she is a virgin. These guys will rudely penetrate her. Causing her pain and bleeding. It becomes a messy affair. They are not gentle. All they want to do is pound her and pound her roughly until they ejaculate and then hop down. They don't even know the difference between a groan and a moan. A face squeezed out of pain and a face made out of pleasure. They don't ask for feedback. They don't make the girl feel free and less shy about being naked before them.

How do you want a lady to classify such an experience? So in my opinion there is some truth in it. They don't like sex because over 90 percent of the times they've had it, it wasn't pleasurable.
They groaned under the pain and intense stress of a man untop of them and pounding away oblivious of their own sexual needs. Most have never been properly made love to. Most men are ignorant. And even after a bad first sexual experience, the next few experiences are also horrible. They guys just want to mount, thrust and ejaculate. Most of the men are so addicted to ejaculation that they think of nothing else.

Now after sex, men also do not know how to make the lady feel loved. They don't hold her. They don't hug her. They don't caress her. Nothing. They pound away, ejaculate and roll off. Some run to take a peak at their phone camera they had set to video tape the act. Some simply show in their countenance that all they wanted was sex and the girl can start leaving their house. Some stupidly show the videos to their friends. One foolishly showed the blood stains from the girl to his friends, who then went about telling their own friends, until it led to shaming this girl. It was a bad stigma for her and she was psychologically scarred for a long time afterwards.

Sex starts with pre-intimacy. And pre-intimacy starts long before sex itself. At times, hours before the real deal. The sexual act itself is important. It goes beyond having a stiff penis and pushing it into a woman. So is the postplay/afterplay. She must be made to feel good about it. Note that this has nothing to do with being a simp. Naaaah. You make love to a woman, please make her feel special afterwards. How did you validate her that she has done something special?That she counts? What attention do you give her?

It is so bad, some men don't even know when ladies fake their orgasms. Most ladies moan out just to stimulate the mind of the man so that he feels he is doing a good job and it encourages him to ejaculate so they can get off from under his sweaty body. The men themselves have big ignorant egos that if a woman tells them she didn't enjoy it, they feel attacked. They take it personal. Also if she tells them how she likes it and her sexual preferences, they will call her w hore and ask how she got to know these things if she was such a saint.

Men ignorantly believe that they are the ones with the right to have sexual fantasies and preferences. It has been proven again and again that women do too. The society does not allow them air these. Some want to make love in a garden. Some want it under the rain. Some want to role play. Some want it outside in the dark. Some women like it rough. Some like it hard. Many preferences and many tastes. BUT WHAT DO THE MEN DO? THEY APPLY THE SAME SOLUTION-CLIMB ,KISS ONCE OR TWICE THRUST, COME AND GET OFF.

Now I am not referring to commercial sex workers. Those have been able to completely make sex a money making venture and this has overriden every other pleasure. They don't even want to the pleasure if possible because it can be bad for business. They don't want to get attached to you. They might not see you again.

Love making/Sex is an ART and a SCIENCE. We need to note that there are little things you do to a woman BEFORE, DURING and AFTEE sex, that when she is alone and she remembers she will smile to herself. Even if she disobeyed her pastor or imam father to be with you, she will smile to herself when she gets home. She will want to be alone in her room and relive the experience. She will smile,roll and toss all over the bed biting her fingers and wondering how she didn't know she could enjoy the act, react like a possessed demoniac during orgasm and enjoy the cuddle and kisses after the act. When you ask such a woman if she enjoys sex, she will be shy to answer. And if she says no,it will be with a "lairs smile", you will just know she is lying and trying to make you see her as a saint.

EPISTLE FROM SAINT JAMES

Leezah:
Have dated younger men before - I felt like babysitting.

Majority of guys around my age are still in their self-searching, life-striving stage. They just started working for 5 years, perhaps had a few achievements in career. They have a vision/goal to purchase a property or build a start-up, and are working towards the goal. You see women discriminate based on age a lot. Women prefer her own age for long term commitment.

Women preferring someone older/younger for long term relationship is not common. The average age gap is 2.5 years for marriage, and men were older 64% of the time, mainly between 1–5 years. Although its not 50–50, the number of women marrying men younger than isn’t far from the opposite, though they remain within 1–5 years age range most of the time.

If you mean for causual dating then women don’t generally care and will date older/younger simultaneously.

Men in their 30s-40s have achieved something in life already. They are more confident, they know what they are doing and where they are heading to. They are mature to do some soul-searching and form a better connection with me. They have experienced more life than me and often can teach me a life lesson or two. So I’m certainly more drawn to talk to these men, to learn from them, more attracted by their brains.. perhaps romantically involved as well.

Gentlemen in their 50s onwards… don’t think so. Mainly physical reasons.

Dont get it twisted young lady, it depends. I know a guy of 23 who has a company he runs and worth over 200 million naira. Now tell me if you are 20 and guys like this want to have a relationship with you, will you reject them?

Ladies are solidified liars and so deceitful. Nigerian ladies act as if sex is an abomination outside but once you stay in the same room with them......... let me stop here

My ex profile picture when rape is trending

Does that not tell u anything? You are destined to be a monk

'FOURS YEARS IN LASU IS REALLY NOTTING' this is the cause

'MISMATCH SOCIALLY AND EDUCATIONALLY ' Dont ever use these words again to describe someone who in the nearest future might be better than you are. If you think that you have attained the highest degree in education, there are people who have more than 5 different degrees. If you think you are social, there are individuals who are so extremely extroverted to a nauseating degree.

Also for what you typed up there, I did not do any masters but when I visit my friends who have attained such in life, there is always a rumble as to who gets to wash my car ( am more buoyant financially than they are).

THE POINT IS: EDUCATION IS NEVER A CRITERIA FOR SUCCESS.

Well look like you are just trying to impress people with something else rather than what your topic says, and also dont scam people. YouTube is an Avenue so many of us also earn, my channel has almost twice your views and double your subscribers because i create football contents( match highlights, skill compilations and so on).

If anyone dont have anything doing, they can join this parade rather than begging for little from peoe you know you can be better than. Downside, you gaz keep up your hygiene or you can get infected. BE ADVISED IT SHOULD BE MAINLY FOR MALES NOT FEMALES

Sex as revenge, how? Na the guy she slept with go still come yarn us wetin sup( that's how the guys are if they dont know)

Allaboutkatiee:
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Psalmspsalms:
Good morning everyone.
Today being May the 28 baffles me how immoral our society have become. Am a guy of 23 and I still cherish all my parents taught me concerning girls.
On a serious note, I stay in Benue state, makurdi precisely. There's this particular family in my neighbourhood where a girl is about getting married. Am so happy for her. She's just 19-20 years of age. My Major concern is how she lived her life to this very point. This girl never stays one place. Always with different street guys. We've caught her and her sisters having sex with different guys in uncomplicated buildings. Even by 11:30pm, she with her sisters still roam about the street at night. The bad part of it is how smelling their body is. Believe me, you can't stand it. Tomorrow, this girl is getting married to an average man we've never seen before. I just find it so funny how those street guys she slept with will be looking at her and her husband to be. Am sure they will say ''see this girl wey we don chop finish''. U dey wait for mango make e ripe you no know say street guys don chop am with salt.
Haba, what's all these na? Aren't they any decent girl in makurdi again? They are so immoral. I do compare them to the town service buses we have here. Different people don enter commot. This isn't a hate speech but if we must tell ourselves the truth, you will agree with me that majority of makurdi girls are spoilt. Totally spoilt and very cheat. Cheaper than a cup of fresh pepper.
Am talking of the TIV people of Makurdi.
Its just my thought about everything.
No hard feelings pls

Dude, sit down in a quiet place( say a basement at home) and think ' am I bitter for the things she had done or am I bitter that I was not a receiver'. It will help clear up your head and you will also realise that you yourself also is a sinner.

Akunwafor:
It is never the same for women.

Some will not make one sound and they would have orgasmed more than once.

Some will make all the noise in the world and would have orgasmed more than twice

While

Some, whether or not they make any sounds, don't orgasm.

Now some women get wetter as they approach orgasm while some don't.

in some, you will notice their vagina tighten around your penis when they orgasm.

Some will just roll off you and lie down mid sex. You may be thinking she lost interest but she has already had an orgasm.

For those that don't make any sounds, you can tell that they're cummin just from the expression on their faces but does not apply all the time.


So, it's actually up to you, learn your partner very well and then learn the peculiar things she does when she orgasms. No two women are the same.

Big ups mate, you just analysed this to a nauseating degree.

Most times people wait for changes to be made so that things can be better but there are a few others who makes these changes themselves. BIG UPS KID

On no circumstance should someone go through his or her partners mobile device. Saying this with experience because somethings are better left covered than open. save yourself the pain and heartbreak of what you will find there in.

When I tell people I got to where I was from 10k monthly, they think am one of those motivational speakers. Life has its ups and downs and when you decide to swim out of these issues then you start making progress. I worked in a hotel years back as a waiter and had problem with a customer who poured his whole drink on me. To make issues worst, his stupid gf was even calling me names. When I met the stupid lady at an event after 8 years( I hardly forget the face of these type of people), she did not recognise me, I guess the cars and money changes someone greatly.

NOTE: JUST KNOW THAT WHEN BILL GATES BECAME A BILLIONAIRE, JEFF BEZOS WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIM BUT NOW BEZOS IS JUST WAY OVER HIM. THEY WHO LAUGH AT YOU MAY ONE DAY BE THE ONES TO CAST FLOWERS AT YOUR FEET. KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST AND THOSE YEARS LOST WOULD BE RESTORED

If I was involved, i would gently return the condolence kolanut i took at their residence

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Good advice for pussy ass niggarrrz
Not we the real niggarrrs
Women don't cheat on real niggarrrz because real niggarrrz don't do love and relationships

they see women as swimming pool
They don't give a fuckkkkk if the swimming pool have never been used
They don't give a fuckkk who have been swimming before they started swimming
They don't give a fuckkkkk who will swim after they are done swimming their own
And they don't give a fuckkkkk who is even swimming with them as they are swimming
They just swim their own sharpely and move on.
Real niggarrrz bang pussy and move on.

I really think you can still get your point across without using those censored and swearing words. Would make you sound more matured.

That's your future wife bro. Ladies these days are morally corrupt, imagine a lady I know since 2014 have not bought any thing in form of appreciation for all the help I have given her. They think they are from queen Elizabeth's lineage. To be served and not to serve.

Hold onto her tight, they dont make them this good anymore

judetov2:
21 DEC 2019 was on a Saturday bro, so how come the girl was on skul uniform?

The matter weak me

Unless you are a billionaire returnee, it's hard to imagine. For crying out loud an ounce of cocaine costs upwards of 7k, and how many ounces do they need to ventilate the whole room(my guess is 70k and above). Why do such when there are other ruthless ways? Anyways, ladies be careful these goddamed sons of Dracula are out for the jugular.

For people saying ignore him, it's hard to do that when you still open your WhatsApp messages. These feelings are uncontrollable and they hurt deep, you also think about them every moment. It can lead to obsession if care is not taken. As a guy we only do this sort of things if one has seen or heard something bad about you or maybe busy( to a certain extent cus not everyone works 24 hours a day). But give him time, he will come around.
NOTE: EVERYONE HAS A DARK SIDE, TRY TO SEE THEM IN ANY RELATIONSHIP YOU DABBLE INTO SO THAT WHEN HE OR SHE DISAPPOINTS YOU, YOU JUST PICK UP YOUR MAT AND HEAD TO A SAFER SPACE

Ask on reddit, not this immature forum, open a trade for ladies about money sharing, you no go see space type sef

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