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Education / Re: JAMB Releases Dates For 2018 UTME by ChewingStick(m): 3:44pm On Nov 15, 2017
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Forum Games / Re: What's the Craziest Lie You've Ever Told??? by ChewingStick(m): 3:40pm On Nov 15, 2017
Spaxon:
na lie
lol.. thats the more reason why i said it was more than a miracle.
like seriously, wetin you wan hear.
Romance / Re: Romance Novels…the Effects On Girls Who Read Them By Scotfree by ChewingStick(m): 3:37pm On Nov 15, 2017
xendra:
hmmm...I fot don knw say u no well since, I com still mention u...

hehe... thats sweet of you. Have a breatsed day wink
Forum Games / Re: What's the Craziest Lie You've Ever Told??? by ChewingStick(m): 3:31pm On Nov 15, 2017
Spaxon:
want did he do na ?
We reasoned like men. wink
Romance / Re: Sex Addicted Girlfriend Needed by ChewingStick(m): 3:29pm On Nov 15, 2017
rebirthforgoody:

M.o.f is even in your area too embarassed
Abi i dont know my own area again?
abeg I cannot fit shout, comman show me.
Romance / Re: 11 Signs She's The Right Girl For You. by ChewingStick(m): 3:24pm On Nov 15, 2017
12. if she isnt after your money

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Forum Games / Re: What's the Craziest Lie You've Ever Told??? by ChewingStick(m): 3:17pm On Nov 15, 2017
Spaxon:
it's a miracle that you are still alive till today

grin Miracle is an understatement
Romance / Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by ChewingStick(m): 3:08pm On Nov 15, 2017
Bizibi:
don't do it,he will lick it and you might melt and sweat.

Lol, brotherly, is that how you use to do? cheesy
Romance / Re: Romance Novels…the Effects On Girls Who Read Them By Scotfree by ChewingStick(m): 3:05pm On Nov 15, 2017
Rukkydelta:

Lol
I belong to none of the categories you mentioned
I'm just me

** rolling my eyes

I could sleep and forget about the N.D avengers part, but you not doing wonders in Osubi , i find hard to take in.

... the you who doesn't gbadu telemundo but loves action movies, cartoons and "claims" she isnt a movie freak.

okay, young woman.

a movie outing to Genesis in Delta Mall, will confirm that.

Pick your date, am always free on wednesdays, plus movies re cheaper on those days. grin
Romance / Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by ChewingStick(m): 2:50pm On Nov 15, 2017
Spaxon:
I'll remove the picture... So talk it..

ah ah?... i was only complementing you lah. undecided

..... k. k. k.. since you really wanna know, fine!

bring your ears close, lemme whisper it.
Romance / Re: Romance Novels…the Effects On Girls Who Read Them By Scotfree by ChewingStick(m): 2:44pm On Nov 15, 2017
Rukkydelta:

Anything interesting
Like a crime or action movie,cartoons are also interesting
Though I ain't a movie freak

Heheh, thats nice

... so re you one of the Niger delta avengers Okowa has refused to do something about or you're one of those Delta girls buying houses in Osubi?
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Becomes Nigeria's Most Followed Female Celeb On Instagram With 4M by ChewingStick(m): 2:36pm On Nov 15, 2017
GIDIBANKZ:
Were is the 7month baby lump.....ooh i forget she left it with jjc. Junny just come

Sorry, I forgot to laugh. cheesy
Romance / Re: Romance Novels…the Effects On Girls Who Read Them By Scotfree by ChewingStick(m): 2:33pm On Nov 15, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Exactly Romance novels/ telemundo are evil
So, what do you watch when you're not being less womanly. grin
Romance / Re: Romance Novels…the Effects On Girls Who Read Them By Scotfree by ChewingStick(m): 2:30pm On Nov 15, 2017
xendra:
d one wen don scatter your brain

Lol... my d*ck rise just now, as i remember say nah your kini you just dey reason with. grin

Sisi, go up and read that thing jareh.
Romance / Re: Sex Addicted Girlfriend Needed by ChewingStick(m): 2:27pm On Nov 15, 2017
Lionbite:
Its like na sex addicts dey reign now abi?

as in eh.

brotherly, this nah sign of endtime. kukuma hold you d*ck and run for your life.
Romance / Re: Sex Addicted Girlfriend Needed by ChewingStick(m): 2:24pm On Nov 15, 2017
rebirthforgoody:



Go to mountain of fire the will sure do that without collecting kobo
Heheh, is there M.O.F in your side?
i on mind coming over, maybe they could help our ministry grin
Romance / Re: Romance Novels…the Effects On Girls Who Read Them By Scotfree by ChewingStick(m): 2:18pm On Nov 15, 2017
xendra:
its the pictures that I liked
bomb dey your head undecided
Romance / Re: Romance Novels…the Effects On Girls Who Read Them By Scotfree by ChewingStick(m): 2:14pm On Nov 15, 2017
is this space taken?
Romance / Re: Sex Addicted Girlfriend Needed by ChewingStick(m): 2:12pm On Nov 15, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
Kenya sure pass.their women are always ready to knack the hell out of your life.

grin Lol... Is heaven that is in my life oh.

Can you nack that one for me undecided
Romance / Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by ChewingStick(m): 2:08pm On Nov 15, 2017
Spaxon:
talk it
Lol, see me see this fine girl oh
I'm tempted to talk but your profile pic is disturbing me. cheesy
Forum Games / Re: What's the Craziest Lie You've Ever Told??? by ChewingStick(m): 1:53pm On Nov 15, 2017
I once had this landlord,

i was practically oweing him 5 months and he was planning on evicting me.

but as a sharp i wasnt ready to leave. not cos the appartment isnt good but cos he had this loose daughter who was all over me.

i got his daughter into giving me the money i paid him.

That day was the first time i saw a chick on an insane heat period, i gave her the "chris thing" like she always wanted"

as we just finished, i was seeing her off when her p.man came and rang my bell (only jah knows what he wanted)

but when he saw his dauther at my door.

i had to think fast

dont know how it came out from my mouth bt i said "she came to help me wash plate cos i have paid my rent"

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To My Sis Oyindidi by ChewingStick(m): 10:20am On Nov 15, 2017
. where are the cake(s) ?
Romance / Re: Hey Ladies! Say Hello To Your New "Breast-friend" by ChewingStick(m): 10:15am On Nov 15, 2017
Breast- friend for all these girls that want to go bra less?


Plus why is it called Ta-ta? Is that the sound you ladies sagging boobs make when it clashes against each other. undecided
Romance / Re: Sex Addicted Girlfriend Needed by ChewingStick(m): 10:12am On Nov 15, 2017
TPound:
date a calabar woman....
Or better still, an Edo girl...
No need to thank me, what re friends for?
Romance / Re: Sex is Crap by ChewingStick(m): 8:27am On Nov 15, 2017
And how many chenkes have you bleeped since you were disvirgined?
Romance / Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by ChewingStick(m): 8:22am On Nov 15, 2017
jacyhelen:


whats the difference about the yankee?..is their dicccckkkk plated with gold??..Lmao..make i go find one teste

What is this one saying self undecided

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Romance / Re: My Flatmate Is Asking My Girlfriend Out by ChewingStick(m): 8:13am On Nov 15, 2017
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I know which tribe your g.f is oh. grin

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Romance / Re: Britain’s Most Notorious Prisoner Gets Married In Jail (photos) by ChewingStick(m): 7:57am On Nov 15, 2017
Only if Nigerian girls could love like this... grin

but no, they wont cos they af fish brain.

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Romance / Re: Caption This Photos Of The Nigerian Army And The Turkish Army by ChewingStick(m): 11:39am On Nov 14, 2017
Ginaz:
It shall be well with my country embarassed
Turkey? grin

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Romance / Re: Caption This Photos Of The Nigerian Army And The Turkish Army by ChewingStick(m): 11:37am On Nov 14, 2017
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Romance / Re: Meet Nigerian Lady Who Enjoys Wetting Her Pant by ChewingStick(m): 6:03pm On Nov 11, 2017
Aunty, why are you nah telling us? undecided

"Its so exciting and fun, but you would never know until you try it."

God punish that your mouth there.

Infact, you, that you smelling p*ssy, your pees, and your pant that you pees ontop is mad.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Commissions New Gun Boats In Warri (photos) by ChewingStick(m): 5:53pm On Nov 11, 2017
ladyF:
Nice...

It's LadyF again. grin grin grin

Nah #Fish you dey sell? with the F? undecided

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